《这学,不用上了》 小说介绍
《zheixue,buyongshangle》shiyibuchongmanaiqingyumaoxiandeyanqingxiaoshuo,youmaodou33jingxingousiercheng。gushizhong,zhangyangfanxiuyunzhangchengwenjinglileyiduanjianxindelvcheng,zaituzhongyudaole[biaoqian:zhujiaodebanlv],errengongtongmianduizhelaizineixinhewaijiedekaoyan。tamentongguoyonggan、jianchihexinren,zuizhongzhanshenglekunnan,shixianlezijidemubiao。diyizhang1.erzijiaozhangyangfan,tianshengjiushishentong,xueshenmedougewaikuai。weici,wogenlaogongshifenjidong。zaixuexifangmiandalipeiyangta,youqishilaogong,jihushifei....jianghuanqiduzhexinzhongduiaiqingheyongqidexiangwang。
《这学,不用上了》 第一章 免费试读
第一章
1.
erzijiaozhangyangfan,tianshengjiushishentong,xueshenmedougewaikuai。
weici,wogenlaogongshifenjidong。
zaixuexifangmiandalipeiyangta,youqishilaogong,jihushifeiqinwangshidejiandu、peibanerzidushuxuexi。
erziyebufuzhongwang,xiaoxiaonianjijiuxueyousuocheng。
liangsuijiurenshileyiqianduohanzi,5suishangxiaoxue,7suichuzhongbiye,10suigengshiyi521fenkaoshangletianjindaxue,chengweileshishangzuinianqingdedaxuesheng。
13suikaoshangbeijingyanjiusheng,hongdonglequanshijie。
kejiuzaitayanjiukuaiyaobiyeshi,taqueturanpannile,tichuleyigewomengenbenwufashixiandetiaojian。
yaoqiuzaibeijingmaifang,haiweixieshuobumaifangjiubuquxuexiaole。
beijinga,neikeshifeisufazhandeyixianchengshi,wujia、dijiadougaodelipu。
woyulaogongjiushiputongren,yemeishenmebeijing,zenmekenengmaideqi。
qianshiwoyulaogongzuoquanyouquanwuguohou,patazhendebudule,jiuzulegesanshiyitingdefangzipiantashuomaide。
tashianxindushule,haizai16suichengweilequanguozuiqiannianqingdeboshisheng。
但谎言终究是谎言。
2.
moucitadaitongxuemenlaijialijuhuideshihou,fangzishizudeshishibeibaolule,haibeifadaolewangshang。
yigeshentongjingranweilemianzi,bipobamamaifang。
chaneijian,erzijiuchenglequanwangbeipipandeduixiang。
shenme“taizisi!”“baiyanlang”“zheiyangbipofumuderenjiubupeihuozhe!”dengdengleisizheiyangdefumianpinglun,ruhuoshanbaofabanxiongyongerxia,zhijierzi。
youxiemeitirenyuanshenzhilunliudunshouzaiwomenjia,gongsifujin,yanzhongyingxianglewomendezhengchangshenghuo。
gongsiweilejianshaoyingxiang,yejiangwoyulaogongkaichule。
yuanbenwoshilaoshi,suisuanbushangdafudagui,danguorizibuchengwenti,hainengyoucunkuan。
danshiyehou,yiqiedoubianle。
shenghuodezhuduobushun,rangwojiangsuoyouyuanqidoufaxiezaierzishenshang。
wangluodebaoli,jiarendenuma,rangerzibukanzhongfu,bengkuile。
pingjingdeshihou,tanengjitianjiyedoubushuoyijuhua,baofadeshihou,tajiuyaochuanmingpai,daimingpai,bumanzujiuduiwomendahoudajiaoquandajiaoti。
woyulaogongbaotoutongku,bumingbaihaohaoderizizenmejiubianchenglezheiyang。
gengzaogaodeshi,erzijingyinweigaobaibucheng,jiujiangnvhaijianshale,ranhoutangzainvhaishenbianzishale。
wobenkuidaku,dunganshenghuowuwang。
danneixiejianpanxiahaibufangguowomen,jijineliedeyanyugongjiputiangaidi,rangrenchuanbuguoqilai。
laogongzaiyiciguomaluzhongshishenbeichezhuangsi。
woshangxinyujue,ganjueshenghuozhongchuchudoushieyi。
tuozhepibeideshenziqufandianshangban,tingdaodequeshizhouweikerenduierzisiwujidandepipan。
fangfozaitamenyanli,erzijiushigeshiebushedezuiren。
beifencongxindimanyanzhiquanshen。
nuhuozhixiadewozhijiechuangjinhouchu,yongdahuojishifanghuoyan,dakaimeiqifamen,minghuoyukongqizhongshaoliangdemeiqipengzhuang,
“轰”
爆炸了!
zhongrenjinghuang,jianjiaozhesichutaosan。
liehuoranshao,yishimiliuzhiji,woxinxiang:“yaoshinengzhonghuoyishi,wodingranbuhuierzineimekeke,rangtayougekuailewuyouwulvdetongnian。”
meichengxiangwozhendezhongshengle。
zhengyanjinghuidaoleerziyaofangdeneiyimu。
wokuangxi,jidong,xinlizhibuzhudequeyue。
3.
“jiwozaibeijingmaifang,bumai,wojiubushangxuele!”
zaicijiandaoerzichongmanhuolidelian,wohailaibujigaoxing,jiutingdaozheifanrangrenxueyabiaoshengdehua。
“erzi,beijingdefangzanmennamaideqi?zheiyang,nixianhaohaodushu,dengbiyele,zhaofenhaogongzuo,zhengleqianzijimaigengyouchengjiu。”
laogongzaijingyaguohou,naizhexingzijiaodao。
但我知道没用。
erzibeishehuishangdebanlanmihualeyan,zaitadeyanli,fangzibeijinghukoudechenggongrenshidebiaopei。
tayijingmozhengle,youqihuitingquan。
“wobuguan,wojiuyaobeijingdefang,nimenjiranjiangmengxiangqiangjiayuwoshenshang,jiugaiyousuofuchu,zheishinimenqianwode,yeshinimengaizuode。”
tabuguanbugu,chezhesangzi,chongwomendahou。
laogongzhouzhemei,jiuyaofanu。
woqiangxianyibu,dingzhetadeyanjingpingjingdeshuo:“fangziwomenmeiqianmai,yebuhuimai,niyaoshibuxiangshangxue,neijiubiequle,wozheijiuquzhaoxiaozhangjinibanlituixue。”
shuowan,wohaobuyouyunaqidiannaozhuodeyaochi、shouji,chaozhemenwaizouqu。
erzimanlianchayi,sihumeixiangdaowohuizheimeshuo。
dailengdezhanzaineili,yilianmangran。
laogonggengshijimangguolaizuzhi:“xiuyun,nizaishuoshenmea,haiyoubannianerzijiuyanjiushengbiyele,zenmenengbanlituixuea?”
tabujiedekanzhewo,shenqinglimanshibuzantong。
“heng,yanxishiba,wocaibushangdangni,tuixuejiutuixue,sheipashei!”
laogongdehuarangerziyiweiwoshiyituiweijin,guyijita。
wokandoumeikantamenyeliangyiyan,yonglishuaikailaogongdeshou,dabuxiangmenkouzouqu。
zhengyinweiwoyulaogongduierzixueyedekeke,bamiaozhuzhang,cairangtaxinzhigenxuexibupi,caihuirangtazaiqianshizoushangjiduan,songdiaoxingming。
jiranzhonghuoyishi,woyouqinengrangtazhongdaofuzhe。
yanjiusheng,boshisuanshenme,yuerzijiankangdeshenxin,kuailedeshenghuoxiangbi,douweibuzudao。
kewogangzoudaomenkou,dongdongdongdeqiaomenshengjiuxiangqile。
4.
wokaimenyikan,huoqidunshishanglaile。
lairenshilaogongdemeimei,erzitaxiaogu,linzhewugepingguojiudengmenle。
“saozi,nizheishiyaochumena?”
她笑的热情。
danwoquezhidaotazheitangshibieyoumude。
wodandandekantayiyan,rangtajinlai。
“fanfan,niyehuilaile,zhenshixiangsixiaogule,zanlaozhangjiaa,jiushuniyouchuxile,kuai,nazhechi。”
xiaoguzijiandaoerzizaijia,xiaodegengjiayinqinle。
shuozhe,haijiangshoushangdejigepingguosaidaoerzishouzhong,fangfoneijigepingguoshijinziside。
“ai,shenmechuxia,zhenggenwomennaopiqini,zhenshiyuedayuebudongshile,feirangwomenzaibeijingmaifang,haiweixieshuobumaifangjiubushangxuele,zhenshiqisirenle。”
laogongjiangchashuidaoshang,meitouzhouqi,genxiaoguzibaoyuan,yilianchouchang。
“yaogefangzenmele?wojinimendailaineimeduorongyao,nimenjiudejimaifang!”
erziqihuhu,manlianbufuqi。
laogongtingledangjinule,shenshoujiuxiangjiaoxun,quebeixiaogulanzhule。
“ge,haizidale,youzijidexiangfa。zanmenzuojiazhangyinggaizhichi。kuangqie,fanfanzheimelihai,keshizanjiadedagongchen,yaoshenmeyebuweiguo。”
tazhangzuijiulai,shuozhegongweidehua。
“zhichi,nashenmezhichi,neikeshibeijingdefang,shizannengmaideqide。zuorenjiuyaojiaotashidi,biexiangneixieyoudemeide。”
laogongdengleerziyiyan,qihuhudeshuo。
“ge,wodaoshiyougezhuyi,nengbangfanfanzaibeijingmaidaofang。”
tameiyanyizhuan,lianshangxiaoyinyinde,yanlihaiyoujifenshenmi。
“xiaogu,zhendema?shenmebanfa?”
yitingdaonengmaifang,erzilikelaijingshenle,xingchongchongdecoudaotaxiaogumianqian。
“xiaomei,nizhenyoubanfa?”
老公惊奇的问。
“ge,shizheiyanga,nizhizimashangjiuyaojiehunle,xuyaoyitaohunfang,nibangmangqiangedanbaoxieyi,jiangzheifangzidiyachuqu,ranggangzijiangqiancongyinxingdaichulai。”
“niyaoshidayingbangzheigemang,dengdaikuanxialai,jiuranggangzijini50wan,zheiyangbujiunengzaibeijingfugeshoufule,zhiyuzheiqianjiudangjienimen,buzheji,youlezaihaijiushi,yaoshizaimeiyouneijiusuanle,sheijiaozanmenshiqinxiongmeini,nanengtaiguojijiao。”
“zhiyuzheigefangzinijiufangxinba,daozuihoukendinghaishinimende。gangzizaigaoqishangban,meiyuegongziguowan,zaijiashangwomendangfumudebangzhu,zheidianerdaikuanbufeishi。ge,zheikeshiyijuliangdededeshi,zenmeyang?”
xiaoguweiweidaolai,yilianqipandekanzhelaogong。
“nizheibanfahaoxianghaizhenxing!”
laogonglveweiyixiang,miandaixise,xianranshixindongle。
xiaoguzishunganwangshang:“shiba,ge,yuanbenwozhixiangrangnibangmangqiangedanbaoxieyi,kesheijiaowotengfanfanni,ziranbunengrangtashouweiqu。ge,zheidanbaoxieyi,niyaoshikaolvhaole,jiubamingziqianle,zanyehaojinkuaijifanfanmaifang。”
tashuodezhencheng,xiaodeziran。
“xiaogu,haishiniduiwohao!”
erzimizheyanjing,xiaodegaoxing。
“heng,tanashiduinihao,taneishidianjishangzanjiadefangzile。”
wozaixinliehenhendejiaoxiao。
qianshijiushiruci,zaitingshuoerzifeiyaomaifanghou,tajiutichulezheimegebanfa。
dangshixiangzheshiyijiaren,zhiergangziyeyounenglihai,buguoshidanbaoeryi,jinengjiejuexiaogujiadewenti,younengmanzuerzideyaoqiu,woyulaogongzaijiandandeshanglianghou,jiuqianzile。
可后来呢。
xiaogudequeshijiletamen50wan。
keshujiaguohou,tamenqubeijingyiguang,caifaxianzheilidefangjiagaodelipu。
50wandeshoufuzhinengzaibianyuandebianyuanfugeshoufu,haishixiaofangzi。
yaoxiangmaidaoerzixinmuzhongneiyangdefangzi,guangshoufuzuishaoyede100wan,duiwomeneryangenbenbuxianshi。
wunai,weilenengrangerzijixudushu,womenzhihaozulegefangzipiantashuoshimaide。
danbannianhou,womenjiushoudaoleyinxingdecuihaikuandianhua,shuoshizaibuhaikuan,jiuyaojianglaojiadeneizuofangzipaimaile。
5.
yuanlai,xiaogusuoweidedanbaojiushigepianju。
woyulaogongdefangzisuizaijiaoqu,danmianjigouda,suoyidaikuanyou150duowan。
xiaogutamenyongdaikuansuodedeqianzailaojiaquankuanmaigexinfang,danqueyagenmeidasuanhaiyinxingdaikuan。
erdanbaorenyoushilaogong,suoyizheibizhangjiusuandaolewomentoushang。
genxiaogulilun,taquemeiyanyitiao,qingpiaopiaodeshuo:“bufujiuqugaoba。”
laogongqibuguo,gentaduanjuelexiongmeiguanxi。
keneiyouzenyang,fangzibeifapai,sunshideyijiushiwomen。
gengkehendeshidaohoulaibeijingzufangshijianbaofahou,xiaogugengshiqinzidadianhualaichaofeng,yuqikebo,shensedeyi,jianzhijiushirudirenyibanwuqinghenla。
“ba,nihaixiangshenme,kuaiqiana。”
erzipoqiejidongdeshengyin,daduanwodesixu。
laogongkankanwo,yanshenzhongdaizhexunwen。
“我不同意!”
我果断拒绝。
“saozi,weishenmea,fanfanneimeguai,neimecongming,zheimeduonianlaijiuzheiyigeyaoqiu,zanmenzuojiazhangdezenmenengbumanzuni?”
tayandaizhiwen,shuodeyiliantongxin。
“xiuyun,yaobujiudayingleba,haizidexuexizhongyao。”
老公也开口劝说。
“xiaogu,danbaofengxiantaida,fanfanshangxuehaixubushaoqian,womenbunengmaoxian。zaishuonibushiyoufangzima,wanquankeyiyongzijifangzidiya,zaibujigangzitanainaibushihaiyoutaofangzima,nigejiachanbo,bangbuleni!”
wolengyankanbuguoqu,shuohuahaobukeqi。
“saozi,nizheishishenmeyisi,shishuowokuiquwogejiachanma?”
tasoudeyixiacongshafashangzhanqilai,qihuhudeshuo。
“wokemeishuo,shinizijishuode。”
wosongsongjian,kanhaoxisidekaikou。
“ge,nikansaozishuodeshenmehua,niyebuguanguan。”
tadengdayanjing,xiongkouqifu,beiqidebuqing。
laogongzhengyaoshuohua,wojiunuma:“zhangchengwen,niyaoshiganbangta,zanmenjiulihun,xiangrangwodanbao,meimen!”
wonuqichongchong,yanshenlingli,shuohuaxiangdangbukeqi。
zaichangderendoujingdaile,laogonggengshibeiwohedebuganduoshuoyiju。
“ge,nikeshiyijiazhizhu,zenmenengrangyigenvrennanie。”
xiaoguziqifenbuyi,chongzhelaogongdahan。
wojingjingdezhanzaiyipang,jiuneimekanzheta,chaofengyixiao:“wodouzhongshengle,yaoshizairangnisuanjiyici,neiburuyitouzhuangsi。”
jianwobuhangsheng,laogongzuijiaochechugexiao:“xiaomei,nixianhuiquba。”
“你,真是窝囊!”
tamanyanshiwang,linqibaojiuyaozhuanshenliqu。
“站住!”
wojibuchongshangqu,padeyibazhangshuaiguoqu:“dengshenmedeng,zaimawohaidani,shenmewanyi,gun!”
小姑子懵了。
wokebuguanta,zhijiekaimen,jiangtayongliyidui,guanshangmengejueletadeshixian。
laogonghaimeicongjingyazhonghuiguoshenlai。
erzizeqihuhudechongdaowoshi,buyihuierbeizhegebaochulai:“bumaifangzi,wojiulijiachuzou。”
“haoa,manzoubusong!”
woxiaoyinyindeshuo,sihaobubeitayingxiang。
jiutashenshangneijigeqian,chulehuixuexiaosushe,hainengqunaer。
16suideshengrihaimeiguo,jiushiqudagong,yemeidieryaota,wofangxindehen。
“你不是我亲妈!”
tanuhouyisheng,yuannianshizudechongchuwumen。
6.
“guangdang”yisheng,wumenbeiguanshang,daiqiyizhenfeng。
“xiuyun,wozhidaonishiweiwohao,danxiaomeiyeshihaoyi,haizimashangjiuyaoyanjiushengbiyele,yaoshibudutaikexile。”
laogongquangao,shenqingkuse。
“laozhang,nibieji,xiantingwoshuo。”
wozoudaotashenbian,peitazuozaishafashang,weitadaoleyibeishui。
daitaheleyikouhou,wocaitongxindeshuo:“laozhang,nandaonimeifaxian,haiziyijingbeiwomenjiaopianlema?najiaxiaohaihuiweixiefumumaifang?”
“zaiwomendeyankejiaoyuxia,tadexuexishitufeimengjinle,danxinzhiquejiqibuchengshu。suoyitacaihuibeishehuidefanhuamileyan,congershewangneixieshechipin,yizhengmingzijiyuzhongbutong。
“tacai16sui,dantazhouweidetongxuequandoushiershiwuliu,bitadalezhengzhengshisui,duirenduishidekanfayijisixiangdoubuzaiyigepindao,zhangjiuxiaqu,tabiranhuimimang。”
“laozhang,womentaiguobamiaozhuzhangle,yaoshizaibuzuochugaibian,erzihuizoushangqitude。”
woyijuju,jiangdaolibaikaile,rousuile,jiangjizhangfuting。
“nishuodeyoudaoli,danlinmenyijiaojiubiyele,nandaozhenderangtabuduma?”
laozhangjiangshuangshou**toufali,fanzaodeshuo。
“laozhang,wozhidaonibuganxin,danyoushenmebierzigengzhongyaoni!yebushijueduiderangtabudule,xianjitabanlixiuxue,qimayaobangerzishulizhengquederenshengguan,jiazhiguan,rangtazhidaoganen,dongdeshenmekeweishenmebukewei。”
wodunzaitamianqian,wozhutadeshou,yanmoulichongmanjianding。
laogongdiandiantou:“nishuodui,shiwocuole!”
chuyuduierzideai,tazuizhonghaishitongyilewodejueding。
“woyeyoucuo,womenyiqigaizheng!”
我泪眼朦胧。
zhenhao,yiqiehainengyouzhonglaidejihui。
“duile,xiaomeiyeshihaoyi,zenmeganjueniduitahenbumanni?”
laogongdehua,tixinglewo。
duile,haiyouzhangxiaojiaozheigechilibawaidedongxini。
qianshi,yaobushitasuanji,woyulaogongjibianbeikaichu,qimazailaojiayeyougezhudedifang,yebuzhiyuhuodeneimejiannan。
taxiaoguyebushigeshengyoudedeng,bixudetiqianjilaogongdahaoyufang。
“taxiangyaodawofangzidezhuyi,nashihaoxinle!”
我眼睛一瞪。
laogongzhangzuizhengyaobianjie,wolianmangshenshou:“dazhu,wozhidaoniyaoweitashuohua。tianzuozuorenzaikan,nidengzheba,biekantajintianzoule,danweilefangzitachizaohuizaicishangmende。”
“buneng,nidoujujuedeneimehenle,tabuhui。”
老公有些不相信。
wobailetayiyan,yemeizaifanbo。
tazixiaotengzheigemeimei,ziranbuhuijiangtaxiangwai。
danrijiujianrenxin,youlewojinridetixing,zhangxiaojiaodezhenmianmuchizaohuiluchulaide。
genlaogongdachengyizhihou,wojiuquleshizhongxinyiyuan。
“xiuyun,nizenmelaile?shinalibushufuma?”
guimikandaowodaolai,guanxindewen。
“wohaozheni,buguo,yougeshiyaozhaonibangmang。”
wojiangerzideshishuolechulai,haiyaoqiutabangmangjierzikaigeheshidebingjiahaoqubanlixiuxue。
“zheigejiandan,nonggeyiyuzhengjiukeyi,xiandairendouyalida,duoshaodouyoudianyiyu,yebusuanzuojia。”
guimitingledangjijiudayingle。
抑郁症!
tashuodehaizhenshiyizhenjianxue,erzihoulaikebujiushibeiwangbaodeyiyule。
xiangdaoqianshierzineidaizhi,haowushengqi,duiyiqilewuxingqudetuifeiyang,wojiuhenshixintong。
shengrendouhuifancuo,tabuguoshige16suideshaonian,tamenpingshenmeneiyangpipanta。
“erzi,shimamacuole,zheiyishimamadinghuibaohuhaoni。”
我在心里发誓。
“秀云,给!”
guimixiaohehejiangkaihaodedanzidiguolai。
“xiuyun,wozaojiugennishuoguo,haizimajiuyaoshifangtianxing,zenmenengzhouyebutingdexuexini?shuoshihua,kanzhenimencunbubulidejiandufanfanxuexi,wodouxintengle。shuoduole,youpanimaiyuan,haozainimituzhifan,fangxinba,nidejuedingshiduide,xuexiguranzhongyao,dantonglingrendepeibanyuyouyiyetongyanghenzhongyao。”
guimipaipaiwodejianbang,weiwogaoxingdeshuo。
“ng,womendouhuihenhaode。”
我笑着说。
zhiqiantajiuduociquanguowo,shuoduierzitaikekele,danwoyixinwangzichenglong,chenjinzaishentongderongyaozhong,meiyoutingquan。
duile,qianshihaoyouhaoxiangyinweiyunfuliuchanreshangleyichangguansi。
peilehenduoqianbushuo,haidiulegongzuo,guodehenbuhao。
kexineishiyinweierzideshiqing,wozigubuxia,shenghuogongzuoyituanzao,yemeixinsidaliqita,buzhijutiqingkuang。
“rongrong,rujinyihuanguanxijinzhang,niyouyouzaifuke,baoxianqijianhaishiyaononggeluyinbidaizhe。”
buzhidaoshijiandejutineirong,wozhinengtixingtayongzheizhongfangfafangyu。
zhonghuoyishi,wodingranyaobaohuhaoshenbianzhenxinguanxinzijideren。
“luyinbi,buyong,meinishuodeneimekuazhang。”
haoyouxiaozheshuo,meibazheijianshidanghuishi。
“renxinnanfang,yifangwanyia,zhenyaoyoudianshineijiuwanle。”
kenengshiwodebiaoqingtaiyansule,tazuizhonghaishidayingle,haixiaozhebaozhengdengluyinbidaolejiujiwofazhaopian。
likaiyiyuan,wozaijiamenkoufujindedifangbaolegetaiquandao。
wangyouzuimengjishidianping:《zheixue,buyongshangle》yiqijingcaideqingjiehelingrennanyiwanghuaidejiaosexiyinleduzhedemuguang。meigezhangjiedoukourenxinxian,gushizhongnannvzhujiaozhijianquzhechuanqideaiqinggushilingrenshensi。zaizhongduoxiaoshuozhong,zheishizuihaodezhiyi。
wangyoubaiyiwuyanshangdianping:zongzhi,wodui《zheixue,buyongshangle》zheibenshudedianpingkeyiyongyixiajigeguanjiancilaigaikuo:youqu、zhenzhidongren、jingqiaojiegou、huanhuanxiangkou、xinqisheding、xiniwenbi、meihaoganshou。zheishiyipianyinrenrushengdejiazuo,zhideguangdaduzhepinweihetuichong。
 
                 这学,不用上了
                                这学,不用上了