《重生是发疯的开始》 小说介绍
zaimomofeibaidebixia,shenzhiyijiangwenchengweileyimingbeizhudingyaoyumingyunkangzhengdeyingxiong。tamianduizheyigemoshengerweixiandeshijie,xuyaoyongqihezhihuilaizhanshengxieeshili。zheibuyanqingxiaoshuoronghelemaoxian、qihuanheaiqingyuansu,daijiduzhewujindejingxihegandong,jiangwendangzaimunvliangmianqian:“shenzhiyi,wozhidaonixihuanwo,ruguoniranggaotongxueliuxialai,wojiudayinghenijiao……jiangrangniyubabuneng,yinfaneixindeshensi。
《重生是发疯的开始》 强势反击 免费试读
biqinimendemoucaihaiming,yibazhangsuanshenme!
gaoxiaoxiaobeiwoturuqilaideyibazhangdamengle,jiangzaiyuandi。
jiangwenxiangyemeixiangdidangzaigaoxiaoxiaomianqian:“ni。”
woyongshizhijincalecaganggangpengguogaoxiaoxiaodeshou,ranhoudiudaolelajitongli。
“zenme?shangzhenidexiaoqingren,xintengle?“
jiangwenmianshangyihuang,youguzuozhending:“nizaihushuoshenmeni!”
gaoxiaoxiaohuiguoshenlai,daizhekuqiangzhiwen:“shenzhiyi,bieyiweinijiayouqianjiulebuqi,qianbushiwannengde。”
wobuhoudaodixiaole:buhaoyisi,qianhaizhenshiwannengde,
burannimenzheixiecangying,qianshiweishenmedingzhewobufangni!
gaoxiaoxiaodekushengxiyinlebushaobanshangdetongxueweiguanguolai,
gaoxiaoxiaoyiweitadeweiqunengdedaozhouweirendetongqing,
kexi,zhouweichuletahejiangwen,feifujigui。
ziranmeiyourenhuigantongshenshou,zhihuigengjiafanganzheigechabansheng。
gaoxiaoxiaoyikanzhouweiderenwudongyuzhong,kuzhepaolechuqu……
jiangwenyegenzhezhuilechuqu。
7.
qianshi,wotangzaibingchuangshangyidongbunengdongdeshihou,kemeishaotingtamende“aiqing”gushi。
jiangwenshiliyijiating,fumulihunhou,sheiyebuxiangfuyangta。
suoyijiubatadiudaolexiangxianainaijia,gaoxiaoxiaojiuxiangyishuguangyiyang,zhaoliangletadeyinmai。
suoyi,gaoxiaoxiaoxiangzuoshenme,jiangwendouhuidangtadehuhuashizhe,
jiulianshawo,jiangwenyanjingdoubuhuizhayixia。
kanzherongshuxiaxiangyongdeliangren,woqiaoqiaozhuanshenlikai……
diertian,gaoxiaoxiaojiugaodiaodihuanlemanshenlogodeyifuchuxianzaixiaoyuanli,
yinlaibushaotongxuedecemuhetanjiu。
bijingdajiazaixuexiaoli,douhuitongyichuanxiaofu。
zheimezhayande,haishidiyige……
dengtadaojiaoshideshihou,yijingyoubushaobanlidetongxuezaiweiguanle。
shuyankaozaichuangbian,cemukanxiangwo:“nishuozheigaoxiaoxiaoshibushiyoubing。”
wodiantoubiaoshirentong:“haibingdeyidiandoubuqing……”
ergaoxiaoxiaocikezhengzaixiangshouzhedajiadegongwei。
“nizheijianyifushicjiadangjidexinkuanba!”
“nizheigeshibjiaxinshangdebaobaoba,woyizhixiangmailaizhe。”
“nizheigefakahaohaokanya,shizainamaide!”
……
gaoxiaoxiaochenjinsidetiyan,haibuwangxiangwotoulaitiaoxindemuguang。
kanlaizheiyici,tabudasuanzaijiejinwole。
jinguanruci,woyouzenmehuirangtazheimehaoguoni!
“zuotianzhuangqiong,jintianzhuangfu!gaoxiaoxiaonishi72bianma?”
zhongrenzheicaifanyingguolai,gaoxiaoxiaozuotianpopolanlandeyangzi。
jintianzenmeyixiazifutaiqilaile!
gangganghaiweizhetawendongwenxideren,yixiazijiusankaile!
gaoxiaoxiaobuzaibanrouruo,ershihuanshangleyifugaoaodemiankong:“shenzhiyi,nizheishijiduwoma?”
shuyankanbuxiaqule:“jiduni?shenjiakeshirongchengshoufu,xuyaojidunima?”
“zenme,jiuzhuntashenzhiyichuanzheimehaodeyifu,buyunxuwogaoxiaoxiaochuanle,zheiyifushangyinzhenijiademingzima?”
那还,真不好说!
wodianlediantou,youxiandihuanlegezishi:“shiwandebaobao,bawandeyifu,gaoxiaoxiao,yezhuchixikang,nimobushibangshangdakuanleba?”
banlidunshizhakaileguo……
8.
yijuhuajiqiqiancenglang,suiranwodehuashigeyiwenju,
danshijiaoshilijianguogaoxiaoxiaozuotianzhuangbanderen,doukaishishenxinbuyi。
“woshuotazenmeyiyebaofudeni,yuanlaishibeirenbaoyangle!”
“caigaozhongjiubeirenbaoyangya,zeze!taizangle!”
“suirantadedongxidouhengui,danzenmekanzheizhongdapeidoujuedetouzheyiguzituqi……”
gaoxiaoxiaoshijingfanbo:“zhukou,nimenzhukou,zheidoushiwomamajiwomaide!”
ranertongxuemendoubumaizhang:“jiranmaideqizheixiedongxi,zuotianganmazhuangqionga!”
“jiushi,jiushi,zheilishixuexiao,kebushinicosplaydechangdi。”
jianwufazuzhibanlitongxuedeyilun,gaoxiaoxiaoyiyaoyayiduojiao,
diuxiayiju“shenzhiyi,nijiwodengzhe。”dehenhua,jiupaolechuqu……
哦!原来告状去啦!
banzhurenjiaowoqubangongshishihou,gaoxiaoxiaozhengchouchoudadadixishuwode“gezhongzuizhuang!”
haoqiaobuqiao,jiangwenyezai,
zheirenbuhuishiwenzhegaoxiaoxiaodeweijiulaileba!
banzhurenkandao,zhijiezhaozhaoshou,jiaowoguoqu:“gaoxiaoxiaoshuonizaotadehuangyaole?”
wosonglesongjian,zheiguobubei:“womeiyou!”
gaoxiaoxiaobuyiburao:“nisahuang,jiushinishuode!”
“e!niyouzhengjuma?”
“全班都听到了!”
“neinibaquanbandoujiaolaiya!”
……
yankangaoxiaoxiaobeiwoduidewuyanyidui。
jiangwenrenbuzhule,yaoshisishouhutadexinshangren:“zhizhi,nijiuchengrenba,laoshiyebuhuiguainide。”
woyanpiyitai,kanzhejiangwen:“ninawei?”
jiangwendezuijiaochoulechou,yizhengyancidao:“jirannibuhuigai,woyebuxiangbangniyinmanle。”
“chenlaoshi,zuotianwojiukandaoleshenzhiyidalegaoxiaoxiaoyibazhang,xiaoxiaoxindishanliang,meiyoujijiao。meixiangdaoshenzhiyijintiangengjiabianbenjialiqifuxintongxue,xiaoxiaobenlaiburangwoshuode,danshiwojuedexuexiaoyinggaishixuexidedifang,buyinggaichengweibalingdechangsuo。”
haojiahuo,wodourenbuzhujiniguzhangle!
gaoxiaoxiaodeyidikanzhewo,
banzhurenyeyansudiwenwo:“youzheihuishima?”
ruguoyaoshuoneiyibazhangdehua,yequeshiyouzheimehuishi。
woxiangzhengxingdidianlediantou,
jieguojiushiwobeiqingjiazhangle……
gaoxiaoxiaocongwoshenbianlikaideshihou,yongzhiyouwomenlianggerentingdedaodeshengyinjinggaowo:“woshuoguo,huiyaonihaokande。”
哦?是吗!
9.
fangxuedeshihou,chenlaoshiyoubawomenjiaodaolebangongshi。
yigechuanzhehuazhizhaozhandenvren,jiuzoudaowoshenbianjiukaishijiaoyuwo:“ganggangchenlaoshiyijinghemamashuole,zhizhi,nizenmenengqifutongxueni?kuaijizheiweigaotongxuedaoqian!”
gaoxiaoxiaoshenqidiwangzhewo,yifukanwochibiededeyimoyang。
daoqian?daoqianshibukenengde,fafenghaichabuduo!
jirannimenzheimebuyaolian,neiwobujieyibangnimenbalianzaidishangzaimocaxia。
woqingleqingsangyin:“mama?yigexiaosanyepeidangwoma?”
zhouweidelaoshidoutingjianle,yongyiyangdeyanguangkanzhegaonan。
gaonanlianzhangdetonghong,kekebabadijieshi:“wo……woshinibahefadeqizi,nishenmetaidu?”
gaonanshiwobadexiaosan,houlaiwomaqushihoushangwei,chongqiliangsuanhouma。
kegaoxiaoxiao,queshinindeqinshengnvera。
xiangqiqianshi,gaonanhegaoxiaoxiaozaiwobingchuangqian,yaowuyangweidixuanyao,dengwosile,qianjiudoushitamendele。
neiyanedezuilian,jiurangwowubiexin。
taidu?worangnikankanwoshishenmetaidu。
wozhuanshenjiujilegaonanyigebazhang:“renqingzijideshenfen,zheizhongchangheyeshininenglaide?”
danshiguanyuwodeshiqing,wobacongburangtachashou。
陈老师懵了,
gaoxiaoxiaofengleyiyangchongdaowomianqian:“ni……nizenmenengdama,gaoayini?”
哟?还叫阿姨呢?
woxiangfafengyiyang,faxiezhenuqi:“wobujindata,haidanini。”
shuozhejiuyaozaijigaoxiaoxiaoyiquan,zhishiwodeshoubeizhuazhule。
是江稳。
zhenshigegaoxiaoxiaodegoupigaoyao,nadouyouni。
jiangwenzhouzhemei,youkaishiduiwozhunzhunjiaoyu,ebuduishipua:“zheishinidezhangbei,nishipofuma?jiansheidouda?”
wozhijiekanzhejiangwen:“wodejiashi,guannipishi。”
jiangwengangxiangchukoujiuyoubeiwodaduan:“nishiwodiema?guanneimekuan!”
jiangwencongweijianguoworucimoyang,yishijianzhangdazuibajiangzaiyuandi。
chenlaoshitiaochulaidazheyuanchang:“dajiazuoxialaihaohaoshuo,haohaoshuo。”
gaoxiaoxiaozhijiehuanlefuchuchukeliandemiankongkanzhebanzhuren:“shenzhiyitongxuebuyuanyidaoqianjiusuanle。”
“sheijiaowomenqiongrenjiadehaizi,renweiyanqing,bibudeyouqianrenjiadehaizi。”
gaonanyepeihezhegaoxiaoxiao,duizhebanzhurentanlekouqi:“shiwomenmeiyouguanhaohaizi,rangzheihaizixianzaixuedezheimehuai。”
e!yuanlaishixiangbaihuaiwodemingsheng。
jirannimenfeiyaozaoyaowoshihuaihaizi,ng!neiwojiugaosunishenmejiao“huai”。
wokanxiangchenlaoshi:“qubaxiaozhangjiaolai,jintianjiujigaoxiaoxiaozhuanxue,nalaidejiwogunhuinaqu。”
“shenme!”jirenyikoutongsheng!
qie,sheijiachanyelihaimeijigexuexiaole……
10.
dangchugaonanweilejianggaoxiaoxiaotoutouzhuanlaizheigexuexiao,keshifeilebushaobozheni。
weidejiushirangtanvernenggouyejibianfenghuang。
gaoxiaoxiaoyijingbeiheshale。
gaonanquebukenxiangxin:“zhizhi,nizenmehaisahuangni,zheigexuexiaozenmehuiheshenjiayouguanxini。”
nibuzhidao,budaibiaomeiyoua。
wopieleyanjiangwenhegaoxiaoxiao,youlegaonandezhiyi,tamendousonglekouqi。
以为我在虚张声势。
wohaoxiaodikanzheta,yiziyiju:“niyigewairen,youshenmezigelejieshenjiadeshi。”
gaonanlianshangyizhenqing,yizhenbaide,zhenshihaokan。
buguo,woyouhentiexindijiletamenyigexinjianyi,
doulezima!zongyaojitamendianxiwang,zaibaxiwangniesui!
“ruguonimenguixiaqiuqiuwo,wohuoxuhuihaoxinranggaoxiaoxiaoliuxialai。”
jiangwendangzaimunvliangmianqian:“shenzhiyi,wozhidaonixihuanwo,ruguoniranggaotongxueliuxialai,wojiudayinghenijiaowang。”
womianshangyileng,daileliangmiao,pengzheduzi“hahaha”dixiaoleqilai:“niyepei?”
xiangyaoyingxiongjiumei?keshi,gouxiongzenmejiuni?
jiangwentongkongdizhen,manyanzhenjingdidingzhewo。
womeilihuita,zhuantoukanzhegaonanhegaoxiaoxiao:“zenme?guihaishibugui?”
gaoxiaoxiaoyilianedudizuzhouwo:“nizheigeedudenvren,nihuizaodaobaoyingde……”
baoyingma?zaoguole,xianzaicongdiyulipachulaishoushinimenle。
jiantamenhaishimeidongjing,wotixingbanzhuren:“chenlaoshi,qujiaoxiaozhangba。”
gaoxiaoxiaoyitingjiyanle:“bie……bie。”henlidikanzhewo,yaoyaqiechituchu:“wo……gui……”
woyongyanshenshiyi,gaonan,jiangwenyigedoupaobule:“yijiaren,yaozhengzhengqiqide。”
gaonanyongjingkongdeyanshenkanzhewo:“ni……nizhidaoshenme?”
haimeidengtamenguixiaqu,menkouxiangqileyigehunhouyoulidenansheng:“zheilizenmehuishi?”
e!wobashanshanlaichi……
11.
gaonanyixiazijiupujinwobahuailigaozhuang:“laogong,nikeyaohaohaoguanguanzhizhi,buhaohaoxuexi,gengeheishehuiyiyang,taganggangjuranyaowojitaxiagui。”
kanlaigaojiagegaozhuangdebenlingshiyichuande,
meidengdaoweihu,dedaodequeshizhiwen:“nizenmezaizheier!”
gaonanyiye,suozhebozi:“zhi……zhizhiyaoqingjiazhang,suo……suoyiwocailaide。”
woxiaole,qingjiazhangshimeicuo,wokemeitongzhita!
neimeshisheini?woyanjingdingzhegaoxiaoxiao,xiaodegewaikaixin。
gaonanjiajiwobadeshihou,
huangchengzijishiweihunweiyu,suoyigaoxiaoxiaodecunzaijiuxianggedingshizhadan,haishitaqinshousongguolaide。
wohenzirandizoudaowobashenbian,zhuangzuobujingyidishuochulai:“wokemeijitadadianhua,meizhungaonanshilaijibierendangjiazhangdeni!”
gaonanhedeshuangtuiyiruan,lenghanzhimao。
wobalenglengdikanlegaonanyiyan,youkanlegaoxiaoxiaoyiyan:“xiabuweili。”
gaonanhaixiangjixulawoxiashui:“neizhizhiqifutongxuedeshi?”
wobakanxiangwo,kanbuchulaishishenmebiaoqing:“qifule?”
我乖巧地点了点头!
gaonanzexingzailehuodikanzhewo,gaoxiaoxiaoyeduizhewobaranqilexiongxiongxiwangzhiguang。
ganjuexiayimiaowobajiuyaobawodaxiebakuaiyiyang,
恐怕他们要失望了!
“qifumeiguanxi,biejirenliuxiababingzuizhongyao!”
wobahuayinyiluo,zhongrenjingdiaoxiaba……
zaiwobasanxiawuchuerdetuidongxia,henkuaijiejuelezheiciwenti。
gaoxiaoxiaoliuxiaochakan,jiangwenquxiaojiangxuejin……
啧!还不够疼呢!
wobazouzhiqianwenwo:“wanshangxiangchishenme?”
wotiantianyixiao:“hongshaozhutiyoumuyou!”
“ng”leyisheng,jiuzoule。
gaonangenzhewoba**houmianyiliuyanerxiaopao……
12.
kanzhetamenlikaidebeiying,
xiangqiqianshiwobabutongyiwohejiangwenzaiyiqi,zuihouyiwaichehuosiwang。
xianzaixiangxiang,gujihezheijigerenyetuobuleguanxi……
wanshanghuijiadeshihou,wojurankandaogaoxiaoxiaoyezaiwojia,
guoran,buguanqianshijinsheng,tadouhuixiangbanfalai“rongru”zheigejia,
哦,不对!
是“霸占”这个家。
真贪心啊!
gaonankandaowohuilai,wanquanwangjixiawudemaodun,yanranyifuxianqiliangmu:“zhizhihuilaila!”
“shenmeshihouwomenjiachengnanminyingle?”
gaonanzheicimeiyouhewochongtu,haishiheaikeqindeyangzi:“zhizhi,nishuoqiaobuqiao,wocaifaxian,xiaoxiaoshiwodangnianzizhudehaizi,nimenliangyesuanbudabuxiangshi。”
“zheihaiziyebukelian,yihounimenkeyixianghubangzhuni。”
xianghubangzhu?nandaobushifupin?
wosixiaofeixiaodikanzhegaonan:“xingba,jirannizheimexiangliugaoxiaoxiaochifan,neijiuliuba?”
zhishijieguo,woyidinghuirangnikude……
gaonanyileng,haizhunbeilebushaoshuocilaishuofuwo,meixiangdaowozhijiejiutongyile。
gaonanquchufangbangzhebaomuayiyiqizuofan,
gaoxiaoxiaocoudaowoshenbianlai,tianbuzhichidishenchushou:“zhizhi,yihouwomendanghaopengyouba。”
wozhijiecongpangbiannachuzhijinlai,cashizhezijideshuangshou:“woxianzang!”
qianshiwobanidanghaopengyou,lingnihuijia,youshenmehaodongxidouxiangzheni。
keshi,renxinbuzushetunxiang……
gaoxiaoxiaoliansebiandehennankan,luchulebenlaimianmao:“shenzhiyi,nideyishenme,nibujiutoulegehaotaima。”
huangusizhou,xiangdangzixindifengciwo:“xianzai,wobuyejinlaile!”
“哟?不装了?”
gaoxiaoxiaodaizhetaxiaorendezhidebiaoqing,xiangwoxuanyao:“gaoayishuole,yihouzhoumowodoukeyiguolaizhu,hairangwobashenjiadangzijijiayiyang,zheiliyihoushisheidehaibuyidingni。”
woshenmiyixiao:“nixinbuxinwonengrangnijuanpugaizouren?”
gaoxiaoxiaobuyiweiran:“zheigejiahailunbudaonilaizuozhuba。”
shuowan,limaodizoudaowohoumian:“shenshushunihao,woshigaoxiaoxiao,xiexieshenshushuhegaoayiduiwodebangzhu,woyidinghuigengjianulide。”
重生是发疯的开始