《说我崴脚矫情,我死了你哭什么》 小说介绍
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第1章
hunlidangtian,wochuanzheweihunfunvfaxiaotiaoxuande14limigaogenxieweilejiao,
haoqiaobuqiaotadenvfaxiaozaizheishiwuzhexiongkoushuoxiaochuanfanle。
weihunfubunaifanshuaikaiwobaoqita:
“weigejiaojiaoqingshenme!nizijidachehuiqu,wokaichesongzhizhiquyiyuangengkuai”
dangwandaxuefengshan,wobeikunzaishanliliangtianliangye,
tazaijianwoshi,shizaishoushutaishang,
qiangjiusanxiaoshi,meijiuguolai,
tadaizhebaishoutaokudesixinliefei。
kexiwohaimeilaidejigaosuta,womenyoubaobaole。
1.
doushuohanlengdaojizhishi,renganjuedaodebushilengshitang。
liehuozhuoxinbandetengtongcongtuishangchuanlai,wokanzheneishuang14limidezuanshihunxie,
shifenhouhuiweishenmeyaotongyizhaoxiaoyaorangtaneigenvfaxiaolaiquanchengcehuawomendehunli。
haole,xianzaibeizheishuangxietuoleizaizheigeyinlengbizedeshandonglidongdanbude。
wobuzhidaozijizenmebeitaishanglejiuhuche。
zaizhengkaiyan,womimihuhukandaolezhaoxiaodelian。
tashuangmeijincubunaifandiyishoutuizhejijiuchuang,yishoukuaisuhuadongzheshouji,
“ze,yebuzhidaozhouliyansinaqule,haibuhuixinxi。”
erlingyiceneigeyanjingshuilinglingdehushiyanshenkuaguowoduizhaoxiaodao:
“yige,yexushiyanyanjieyougenniwanshizongxiangyinqinizhuyiba,duodadianshiya,fanzhengmeiliangtiantajiuhuizijihuiqude,talibukaini。”
zenmeyoushiwangjiazhi,tamenjintianyoupengqiaoshiyiqiyeban。
jijiuchuangshangtangzhedeshiwo,nandaotamenrenbuchuwoma?
yeshi,zheizhangrangxuebengluoshihuadexueroumohudelian,huansheidourenbuchulai。
yishijianjianmohu,kewohaibuganxinjiuzheiyangsiqu,wobuxiangsideshihoutahaizaishenbian。
我烦透了王佳芝。
zheigesuoweidenvfaxiao,henggenzaiwohezhaoxiaozhijianzhengzhengqinian。
2.
hunliqianyitian,woteyigaosulezhaoxiaoyaozaodianxiuxijiubiequyiyuanle。
ketayingyaoquzhiyeban,xianshiwaitouzeyishengzaikaikou:
“zhizhiyigerenzaiyiyuanpahei,meiwozaitazhiyebanhuipade。”
wolanzhumen,huoqiyishunjianjiushanglaile,
“zhaoxiao!nibuzhidaomingtianshiwomendehunlima?pingshijiusuanle,zenmekuaiyaojiehunlehaizai‘zhizhi、zhizhi’,wangjiazhililenishibunengzilileshima?!”
tatiaoqimeimao,zhizhewodebizidao:“neinibuzhidaoshizhizhiweiwomendehunlimangqianmanghouma?wopeitazhigeyebanzenmele,nibieyitianyishenyiguiwuliqunao!”
“kuangqie,wohezhizhiyaoyoudianshenme,jintianzheijianhunshayelunbudaonichuan。”
yaoshuowoyeshijian,ruguoqinianqianmeiquzhudongjiejinwangjiazhijiuhaole。
dangshishiyoudouquanwojiubiequzhaorezhaodaxuebale,chengjichengjibibuguo,renjiashenbianhaiyouneimeyigexinggehaoyoupiaoliangdeqingmeizhuma。
wobuxinxie,santianyinaicha,meiriyizaocan,lengshishuofulewangjiazhijiwodangliaoji。
neitianzaobawowanglexilian,pengtougoumiande,wangjiazhidiaoxiaojianbawotuidaolezhaoxiaomianqian,
“yige,suishuoyanyanjieshimeiyouneimepiaoliang,kezheimeqieerbushezhenxindainidekebuduo。”
“zhuyaoshiba,axuanqianliangtianhewogaobaile,woyexiangkandaonixingfu,bijingwomenshizheimehaodegemenduiba!”
mingxiankandaozhaoxiaozaitingdao“gemen”liangzishi,yanguangandanlexiaqu,
tadangzhewangjiazhidemianduqisididayinglewo。
......
hunlidangtian,taliangdingzheheiyanquangoujiandabeidilaidaohunlixianchang,zheishitamenzhijianteyoudegemenliyi。
wotixingguozhaoxiaohenduoci,tashuozhizhihemeigexiongdidouzheiyang,rangwobiexiangduo。
hunlikaishihaiyouyixiaoshi,woyequeshibuyuanyinweiyidianxiaoshijiuyingxianglewodexinqing。
zheitiaohunshashiwohualebanniangongzijiaolehaoduolaoshifuganzhichulaide,
woxiangjizhaoxiaozuijingxidediyiyan。
jiushizheishuangwangjiazhitiaodexieyoudianaishi,buguohaozaihaisuanpiaoliang。
tiqiqunbianxiaoxinyiyidixiangzhongxincaodizouqu,wozuiaideneishougexiangqi,woyijingnengxiangxiangdaozhaoxiaokandaowoshileiyanmankuangdeyangzile。
womanxinhuanximaishangtaijie,kexiayike——
“yanyanjiexinhunkuaile!suprie!”
wodeshixianmohuyipian,haoxiangyoushenmeniannianhuhudidongxifeijinleyanjingli。
suizhierlaideshisimianbafangwuchabiegongji,wangjiazhihefaxiaobanlangtuandedanaoxixiaoshengbujueyuer。
zhitingaxuandeweihunqishanghongdashenghechi:“nimenxiongdijigezaiganshenme!doutemejiwozhushou!”
shanghongchongshanglaihuzhewo,weiwocaganjingleyanjinghelian。
wangjiazhicouguolaixiaoxinyiyiditanwen:“yanyanjie,nimeiyoushengqiba?zheigetianranyanliaoshiwoteyicongzangqulamaneiqiulaide,shenshengwubi,yanseyueduodaibiaoniheyigeyihouyuexingfu。”
liandaijifengleyixiashanghong:“shanghongjiegaigaigaipiqile,renjiayanyanjiedoumeishengqi,nidaojiqilaile。”
axuanbenlaidasuanguolairouwangjiazhidetou,shanghongyigeyanshenshatalaoshifangxialeshou,
tadimeixiaqu,rereliansheng:“duiduidui,womendetuanchongjiushiguidianziduo,yanyannihezhaoxiaoyaobainianhaohea!”
qitaxiongdifenfenfuhe,kuajiangzhewangjiazhi。
kewozhendemeibanfadadudishuomeiguanxixiexieni。
yinweiwodexinlangcikemeiyoukanwo,tazhengchichidingzhewangjiazhiyanlimanshichongni。
fangfozheiyikechuanhunshadebushiwo,shita。
3.
baisedadenghuanghuangdangdang,yishihudibeilahui。
zhaoxiaoshuangshoutizhechuzhanqizhuanyelengjingdizhihuizhe,
“bingrenyoufanyinglema?”
wangjiazhimoqipeihe:“bingrenxinlvpingwen,keyizizhuhuxi,xiayibuqingchuangma?”
zhaoxiaodiandiantou,shibushihaixiangwangjiazhidiqukendingdemuguang。
tashuliandijiankaiwodeyifu,jiangbuliaohepifuyidiandianbolikai,zaikandaowodeshentihoutazhouqilemei,
“bingrendepifuyijingheyifuzhannianzaiyiqi,laigerenzhunbeiwenshuijixufuwen,gujiyifuxiayouyanzhongchuangkou。”
nianqinghushidouburenkanwo,shenshangzheijianwuyanliusedehunshazaoyidoubeixuesefugaile。
“nenghuoxialaijianzhishiqiji,yigexinniangzizenmehuibeipaoqizaineizhongdifanga,zhenkelian。”
zhaoxiaonazhewujunjianxiaoxinyiyijiankaiwodequnzihou,shouquexuanzailebankongzhong。
turanmeitoumeinaodiwenxiangwangjiazhi:“zhizhi,nijiliyanxuandeneishuanghunxie,henchangjianma?”
talianshangfanqiyisihongyun,
“zhengzaishoushuni,sixiazaizheimejiaowo。”
zhaoxiaomeiguanta,jixuzhengsewen:“wanghushi,qingnihuidawodewenti,nijiliyanxuandeneishuanghunxieshibushihenchangjian?”
wangjiazhizhenglezheng,yanjingweiweimiqibiaoshibuman:“bushia,neishiwoteyipaolequanchengdehunxiedianxuande,tayoubugao,**gaodiandaoshihouhenipaizhaodouxiandebupei。”teyierzi,jiazhonglexiexu。
ruobushiyinweizheishuangxieniushanglejiao,woyebuhuizaituruqilaidedaxuezhongduojinneigedongli,liangtianliangye,
shengshengkaozhekouqiangwendutunchixueshuicaitingdaolexianzai,huozhetangzainimenmianqian。
suiran,woganjuezijizhendekuaijianchibuzhule。
zhaoxiaodingzhewojiaoshangneikuairuqiudadeheiqingsezhongkuai,sishimingbaiguolaileshenme,
shouzhongdejianzikuangdangyishengdiaozaidishang,huangluandifanzheqixiepan,
“qingchuang,dui,jilianqingchuang!”
tazhijiechaoqileyipingyeti,hualaladaozaiwodelianshang,
haoteng,taitengle,kewofabuchushengyin。
zhuliyishijingjiaochusheng:“zhaoyishengnizaiganshenme?!”
zhaoxiaogenmeitingjianyiyang,xiashouyouzhongyoukuai,zhongyuzaikandaowozheizhangwanzhengdelianhouzhenggerentuibuxianghoudaoqu。
wangjiazhiwenwenjiezhuta,bumingsuoyiwen:“yige,nimeishiba?”
gezhekouzhaowodounengtingdaozhaoxiaodeyaguanzaidazhan,tadengdaleyantaishouzhizhewodeshenti,
“tamingmingzhishiweilejiao,wobuguojiushisongleyitangrenrangtazijidachehuiqu,zenmejiubianchengzheiyangle,weishenme,weishenme.......”
tafangfoshixiangyinzhengshenmesidezhuantoukanxiangwangjiazhi,
“neitiantazhishiweilejiao,duiba?nixiaochuanfanlewoxiansongniquyiyuanbijiaoji,duibudui?”
“kuangqie...kuangqietayejinifalexiaoxishuotayijinglikaishanlile,bushima?haiyouzhaopian,tabushihai**leyizhangfajinima,wodoukandaole,neijiushitaa.......”
gangxiadaxueshilianxibushangzhaoxiao,woqueshijiwangjiazhifaquleqiujiuxinxi,keduihuakuangneibianzhixianshile
【duifangzhengzaishuru......】quemeiyouhuifu。
zhaoxiaoshuodeshenmezhaopian,wogenbenmeifaguo。
sizhoudeyishenghushimenqiqikanxiangwangjiazhi,tasaoshiyiquan,yanjingzhuandeguliukuai,xianshihushanzheyan,jiazuonanguowugu,youpaipaizhaoxiaodebeiqingshenganfu:
“zheibushinidecuo,kuangqiexianzaibingrenqingkuangyijingjianjianhaozhuanle。”
他又再次问:
“tahuibuhuishizaihunlineitianyouxiangduole,zijiguyigaozheimeyichuxianglaiyinqiwodeguanzhu?”
zhaoxiaoyoudianmozhengle,haizaizhuiwen:“tayixiangxiaoqijiaoqing,zheicikendingyeshide,duibudui?”
wangjiazhiyanshenpiaohu,xiepiezhezhouweiren,
“zhaoyishengnixianlengjing,zheidoubuzhongyao,xianjibingrenqingchuang。”
shibushide,queshibuzhongyaole,wohaolei.......
zhushouyishengtingdaoxinlvjianceyifachudejingshishenghou,kuaisujieguochuzhanqi:“bingrenxinlvbuwen,zhunbeiercichuzhan!zhaoyishengqingxutaijidongle,nimensheixiandaitachuqu!”
zhaoxiaodetoujixiebanzuoyouyaodong,tahaixiangkaojinwoquebeihushimensisilanzhu,
“nimenrangkai,zheishiwolaopo!”
tamanhengdituikaiqianlaifutadehushimen,duisuoyourenhoudao:
“sheidoubiedongwo!dourangkai,woyaozijijiuta!”
wodeshixianmanmancongyangshi,zhujianbianweilefushi,dayuezheijushentiyijingkuaiyaoliubuzhuwole。
zhaoxiaohaizaidajiaozhe,wangjiazhiheqitarenhelijiangtalachuleshoushushi。
budebushuo,zhuliyishizhendehennulile,liangxiaoshilidoudadehanzhuduanxianbanwangxiadiao,
是我不争气。
kelianwofuzhongdebaobaohaiweizhengyanjianyijianzheishijie,jiuyaogenzhewolikai。
shoushushidengmie,wofudaoleshangfang,kandaolezijicanpodeshenti,meirenzhujianjiaoyisheng。
可惜没人听得见了。
zhuliyishidakaimen,duimenwaizhongrenyihandao:
“womenjinlile,huanzheduoqiguanshuaijieqiangjiuwuxiao,siwangshijianlingchen5dian48fen。”
说我崴脚矫情,我死了你哭什么