我死后，疯批三爷他哭疯了
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mosanye，zheigemingzizaixichengdaibiaozhejueduidequanshiyulengku。wodiyicijianta，shizaifuqindezanglishang。
neigenanrenweiwochengqiyipiantian，yechengqilewozhenggeshijie。congneikeqi，wodeyusheng，zhiweitaerlai。
sannianhou，woyizongcaizhulideshenfenzhanzaitamianqian，yiweizhongyunengyutabingjian。ketashenbian，
zaoyizhanlelingyigenvren。tasuoyoudewenqingyuliwai，doujileta。woweitadangdao，weitasaoqingzhangai，
weitadushangxingming。taquezaiwozhongshangchuiweishi，shouzaineigenvrenchuangbian，duiwoshierbujian。houlai，wo「si」
le。tafengle。1.「jiang**，sanyejinwanyaohesu**yongcan，nindewancanyijingsongdaofangjianle。」
wogangzoujinmosangongguandedamen，guanjiachenshubianyingleshanglai，yuqigongjing，quedaizheyisigongshigongbandeshuli。
woshoulitizhedebaowentong，shunjianbiandeguntang。limianshiwohualeyixiawu，qinshouweimosandundetang。
xiangzhetazuijinweibuhao，teyixunlenuanweidefangzi。zhijianquansuoleyixia，
woruowuqishidijiangbaowentongdijiyipangdeyongren。「daodiaoba。」shengyinpingjingdewozijidoujuedemosheng。
sannianqian，woyia+dechengjicongyguojinrongxueyuanbiye，youyibishimianshishuangdiyidechengji，
jidiaoleshangbaigejingzhengzhe，naxialemosanyezongcaizhulidezhiwei。suoyourendouyiweiwoshitianzhijiaozi。
zhiyouwozijizhidao，wobuguoshixiangyongzheizhongfangshi，litajinyidian，zaijinyidian。kewohuilaisangeyue，
tashenbiandeweizhi，yijingbeiyigejiaosuwanqingdenvrenzhanle。2.suwanqingshisushijituandeqianjin，
mosanyezuizhongyaodeshangyehuoban。tayouya，congrong，meili，hemosanyezhanzaiyiqi，
shiwairenyanzhongzuidengduidebiren。erwo，jiangyubai，zhishitagurenzhinv。yigetachuyuzeren，
budebuzhaoliaodetuoyouping。huidaofangjian，wodakaidiannao，kaishichulijintiandaihuilaidewenjian。
xichengdeyewupangencuojie，bujinyoumingmianshangdeshangyediguo，gengyouandilicuozongfuzadeguanxiwang。
mosanyezhengzhiliyujiangyiqiexibai，meiyibudourulvbobing。wobaitianzaishangxueyuanxuejinrong，
wanshangjiuqudixiaquanguanliangedou，qusirenzhensuoxuejijiu。woyiwei，wonengchengweitazuifenglidedao，
zuijianshidedun。kexianzaikanlai，wosuoyoudezhunbei，douxiangyigexiaohua。tabuxuyao。tayousuwanqing。
3.shenyeshiyidian，mosanyehuilaile。wotingjianlouxiaqicheyinqingxihuodeshengyin，
jihushilikecongyizishangdanleqilai。wokuaibuzoudaomenkou，lakaiyitiaomenfeng。tabeichenshufuzhe，
shenshangdaizhenongzhongdejiuqi，junlangdemeiyanjianshihuabukaidepibei。suwanqinggenzaitashenhou，
titiediweitatuoxiaxizhuangwaitao，roushengshuo：「amo，wofunishanglouba。」amo。duoqinmidechenghu。
wodexinzangxiangshibeiyizhiwuxingdeshouzuanjin，tengdechuanbuguoqi。mosanyemeiyoujujue，renyousuwanqingfuzheta，
yibubuzoushanglouti。jingguowofangmenshi，tadejiaobudunleyixia，neishuangshensuideyanmouchaowozheibianpieleyiyan。
zhiyiyan，lengmo，pingjing，xiangzaikanyigewuguanjinyaodewujian。ranhou，tazhuanguotou，zaiyemeikanwo。
4.diertian，wodingzhelianggeheiyanquanchuxianzaitabangongshi。「sanye，zheishizuowanninyaodejingbiaofangan，
woyijingzuohaolesangebeixuan，bingfenxilegezidelibi。」wojiangwenjianfangzaitazhuoshang。tatouyeweitai，
zhi「ng」leyisheng，duanqishoubiandekafei。gangheyikou，tabianzhouqilemei。「jintiandekafei，weidaobudui。」
wodexinyichen。「baoqian，sanye，womashangzhongzhu。」tabangongshidekafei，yizhishiwoqinshouzhude。
wojidetasuoyoudexihao，shuiwen、douzi、yanmodecuxi，sannianlai，congweichuguocuo。「bubile。」
tafangxiabeizi，yuqidanmo，「rangsu**derensongyifenguolai。」wojiangzaiyuandi，zhijiashenshenxianjinzhangxin。
tabushijuedeweidaobudui。tazhishi，buxiangzaihewozhudekafeile。5.suwanqingdekafeihenkuaisongdao。
taqinzilaide，chuanzheyishendetidexiangnaiertaozhuang，xiaoyiyingyingdijiangkafeibeifangzaimosanyeshoubian。「amo，
changchang，woteyirangtamenannidekouweidiaode。」mosanyeduanqibeizi，heleyikou，jinsuodemeitoushuzhankailai。
「henhao。」tajingnandedikualeyiju。suwanqingxiaodegengwenroule：「nixihuanjiuhao。」
liangrenzhijianpangruowurendeqinni，xiangyigengenjianruideci，zhadewotiwuwanfu。wozhanzaiyipang，
xianggeduoyudebaishe，shoujiaodoubuzhidaogaiwangnalifang。「jiangzhuli，」suwanqinghurankanxiangwo，
yanzhongdaizheshenglizhedezitai，「yihouamodekafei，jiujiaojiwoba，bulaonifeixinle。」wochelechezuijiao，
meishuohua。mosanyemorenle。wodexin，yicuncunlengxiaqu。
6.takaishibudongshengsedishouhuisuoyoucengjiyuwode「tequan」。tadesancan，congwoqinzidapei，
bianchenglesuwanqingzhidingdecantingwaisong。tadexingcheng，buzaixuyaowoershisixiaoshidaiming，
suwanqinghuiweitaanpaihaoyiqie。wozheigezongcaizhuli，jianjianzhishengxiachuliwenjiandegongneng。wohetazhijian，
gezhechuhehanjie，jingweifenming。tajide。wokanzhetaweisuwanqingpoli，
weitazhanluwocongweijianguodenaixinyuwenrou，xinlideneidianwangnian，beiyidiandianniansuichengfenmo。wogaosuziji，
jiangyubai，renqingxianshiba。nifuqindeshemingxiangjiu，huanlaidebuguoshimosanyeyifenchenzhongdezeren。tayangni，
jiaoni，hunizhouquan，yishirenzhiyijin。biezaisheqiugengduole。7.zheitian，
mosanyeyaoqulinshicanjiayigezhongyaodeshangyejiuhui。suixingmingdanli，meiyouwo。yousuwanqing。chufaqian，
wozhaoliweitajianchacheliang。zheishiwodexiguan，yeshiwoweiyihainengweitazuodeshi。zaichedi，
wofaxianleyigebeiqiaomiaoanzhuangdezhuizongqi。zuixinxinghao，xinhaojiqiang。wohunshenbingliang。likeyishidao，
zheichangjiuhui，shiyigexianjing。womeiyoushengzhang，zhishibudongshengsedichaichulezhuizongqi，ranhouyongzuikuaidesudu，
chaqingleduifangdedixihejihua。tamenxiangzaibanlujiesha。wojiangchadaodesuoyouxinxi，
nimingfadaolemosanyedebeiyongshoujili，ranhoubotongleyigewocongweidongyongguodehaoma。
neishifuqinliujiwoderenmai。「hushu，sanyeyounan，qingninchushou。」8.mosanyechufahoubudaoyixiaoshi，
wojiushoudaolexiaoxi。duifangguoranzaipanshangonglushelemaifu，danhushuderentiqiangandao，jiangweixianhuajieyuwuxing。
mosanyeanranwuyang。wosonglekouqi，tanzuozaiyizishang，houbeiyibeilenghanjintou。wanshang，tahuilaile。
yijinmen，jiujingzhizouxiangwodefangjian。tatuikaimen，zhanzaimenkou，muguangchenchendikanzhewo。「shinizuode？」
woxinzangkuangtiao，mianshangqueyipianpingjing：「sanyezaishuoshenme，wotingbudong。」tabijinyibu，
gaodadeshenyingjiangwowanquanlongzhao。「zhuizongqi，nimingduanxin，haiyouhushu……jiangyubai，
nidaodihaiyouduoshaoshimanzhewo？」tadeyanshenruilirudao，fangfoyaojiangwozhenggerendoukanchuan。wochuixiayan，
buyutaduishi。「wozhishizuolewogaizuode。」9.tachenmolexujiu。jiudaowoyiweitahuifanu，
huizhiwenwoweiheyoutabuzhidaoderenmai。ketazhishishenchushou，qingqingpenglepengwodetoufa。dongzuoli，
daizheyisiwokanbudongdefuza。「yihou，biezaizuozheimeweixiandeshi。」tadeshengyin，jingyouxieshaya。
neiyike，wochadianyiwei，tashizaiguanxinwo。kexiayimiao，tadeshoujixiangle。shisuwanqing。talikejieqi，
shengyinshunjianbiandewenrou：「wanqing，biepa，womeishi。dui，yijingdaojiale。」gualedianhua，tashouhuishou，
huifulepingridelengmo。「zaodianxiuxi。」shuowan，tazhuanshenlikai，meiyouzaiduokanwoyiyan。yuanlai，
neishunjiandewenrou，buguoshiwodecuojue。tazhishixiguanxingdianfusuoyouwu，jiuxianganfuyizhishoujingdemao。
ersuwanqing，caishitazhenzhengfangzaixinjianshangderen。10.zineicizhihou，mosanyeduiwosihuduoleyisifangbei。
tabuzairangwojiechurenhehexindeanbaoshiwu，shenzhiliantarichangdexingcheng，douduiwoyousuoyinman。womingbai，
tashizaiyongzheizhongfangshigaosuwo，buyaoyuejie。wozheigegurenzhinv，zhiyaoguaiguaidaizaitadeyuyizhixia，
anfenshoujijiugoule。wokaishixuezhefangshou，xuezhezhizuoyigechengzhidezhuli。chuliwenjian，fenxibaobiao，
buzaiqudatantashenbiandeweixian，buzaiquguanxintayeguidepibei。woyiwei，zhiyaowotuihuianquanjuli，
xinjiubuhuizaineimetong。kewogaoguleziji。11.zheitian，shiwodeshengri。yeshiwofuqindejiri。wangnian，
mosanyedouhuipeiwo。tahuituidiaosuoyouyingchou，daiwoquchengjiaodemuyuankanwofuqin，ranhoupeiwochiyiwanzhangshoumian。
neishiwomenzhijian，weiyide、xinzhaobuxuandeyishi。sannianqianzaiyguo，tajiushisuanhaoleshicha，
zailingchenshierdianqiaoxiangwodegongyumen。fengchenpupudenanren，shoulitizheyifendabaohaodezhangshoumian，
mianyijingyouxietuole，taqueguzhidikanzhewochiwan。「yubai，」taneitianmozhewodetoushuo，「yihoumeinian，
wodoupeini。」woyizhijizhe。kejinnian，wocongqingchendengdaoshenye，tadoumeiyouchuxian。wojitadadianhua，
guanji。wowenchenshu，chenshushuo，sanyeyizaojiuchuqule，meishuoquna。12.woyigerenqulemuyuan。
binglengdemubeiqian，wofangxiayishubaiju。「ba，wolaikannile。」「sanyeta……tahenmang，
jinnianjiuwoyigerenlaile。」woshuozheshuozhe，yanleijiudiaolexialai。yuanlai，chengnuozheizhongdongxi，
shizuikaobuzhude。wocongmuyuanhuilai，hunhuneedizoujingongguan。ketingli，denghuotongming。mosanyehuilaile。
tashenbian，haizuozhesuwanqing。suwanqingdeshoubeishangchanzheshabu，liansecangbai，yifushoulejinghedemoyang。
mosanyezhengditou，xiaoxinyiyidiweitahuanyao，yanshenlidexintenghejinzhang，haobuyanshi。13.「sanye。」
wokaikou，shengyinganse。tazheicaitaiqitou，kandaowo，meitouweibukechadiculeyixia。「qunale？」
「qukanwoba。」tasihuzheicaixiangqijintianshishenmerizi，yanzhongshanguoyisikuijiu，danshaozongjishi。
「wanqingjintianchuledianyiwai，wo……」「wozhidao。」wodaduanta，「sanyebubijieshi。」
wohaiyoushenmebumingbaide？suwanqingchuleyiwai，suoyitashiyuele。tadechengnuo，zaisuwanqingdeanweimianqian，
yiwenbuzhi。「yubai，duibuqi。」takanzhewo，nandedidaoqian。woyaoyaotou，
chechuyigebikuhainankandexiao。「meiguanxi。fanzheng，woyexiguanle。」shuowan，wozhuanshenshanglou，
jiangtamengejuezaiwodeshijiezhiwai。neiyiwan，wobasannianqiantasongwodeneizhigangbi，rengjinlelajitong。
liantongwozuihoudeyisinianxiang，yiqi。14.shiwangshiyidiandianleijide。dangtajizandaodingdianshi，shengxiade，
bianzhiyoumamu。wokaishibuzaiqidai，buzaiguanzhu。woxiangyitaijingzhundejiqi，
chulizhetajiaodaidemeiyixianggongzuo，buzaidairenhesirenganqing。tasihuyechajuedaolewodebianhua。youyici，
wozaichashuijian，wuyizhongtingdaotahechenshudeduihua。「tazuijin，shibushiyoushenmebuduijing？」
shimosanyedeshengyin。chenshutanlekouqi：「sanye，yubai**zhangdale，ninbunengzainatadanghaizikanle。
taduinindexinsi，ninzhende……yidiandoubuzhidaoma？」mosanyechenmole。womeiyoutingxiaqu，duanzheshuibei，
zhuanshenlikai。zhidaoyouruhe？buzhidaoyouruhe？tadexinbuzaiwozheili，yiqiedoumeiyouyiyi。
15.xichengzuidadejingzhengduishou，dongshengjituandeshaodongjialujingran，kaishigongkaizhuiqiuwo。
tameitianrangmishusonglaidapengdemeigui，kapianshangdeqinghuazhibaiyourelie。zhenggegongsidouzaikanwodexiaohua，
yezaikanmosanyedexiaohua。suoyourendouzhidaowoshimosanyederen，lujingranciju，wuyiyugongkaitiaoxin。zheitian，
lujingranqinzipengzhehua，dengzaigongsilouxia。「yubai，shanglianchigefan？」taxiaodexiangzhikaipingdekongque。
wozhengyaojujue，mosanyedeche，qiaowushengxiditingzailewomenshenbian。chechuangjiangxia，luchutaneizhanglengjundelian。
tademuguangluozaiwoshenshang，yousaoguolujingran，yanshenlengdexiangbing。「shangche。」taduiwominglingdao。
16.wozuoshangche，qifenyayiderangrenzhixi。「lilujingranyuanyidian。」tamushiqianfang，
shengyinlidaizheburongzhihuideweiyan。「weishenme？」wowen。「tabushihaoren。」「neisheishihaoren？
sanyenima？」wojingrenbuzhufanchunxiangji。tamengdicaixiachache，zhuantoukanwo，yandishifanyongdenuhuo。
「jiangyubai，nifeiyaogenwoduizhegan？」「womeiyou。」wopingjingdiyingshangtadeshixian，
「wozhishizaizhengchangjiaopengyou。」「wobuzhun。」tajihushiyaozheyashuochuzheisangezi。wohuranjiuxiaole。
「sanye，nipingshenmebuzhun？」wokanzheta，「nishiwoshenmeren？jianhurenma？kewoyijingchengnianle。
shilaobanma？kexianzaishixiabanshijian。haishishuo……」wodunledun，yiziyijudiwen：「nishiwoairenma？」
17.tabeiwowendeyakouwuyan。neishuangshensuideyanjingli，youwokanbudongdejingtaohailang。zuizhong，
suoyoudeqingxudouhuaweituiran。tazhongxinfadongchezi，meizaishuohua。neiwanzhihou，
lujingranzaiyemeiyouchuxianzaiwomianqian。wozhidao，shimosanyechushoule。tayongzuiqiangshidefangshi，
zhanduanlewoshenbiansuoyoudetaohua，quelinyujiworenheyigemingfen。tajiuzheiyang，bawokunzaitadeshijieli，
burangwozou，yeburang**jin。woxiangyizhibeiquanyangdejinsique，longzishihuangjindazaode，kezhongjiushilongzi。
18.suwanqingyaodinghunle。duixiangbushimosanye。shitajiazuweitaxuandingde，yigemendanghuduideshangyexingui。
xiaoxichuanlaideshihou，wozhengzaijimosanyesongwenjian。wokandaotanazheshouji，zhanzailuodichuangqian，beiyingxiaosuo。
wocongbuzhidao，yuanlaineiyangyigebukeyishidenanren，yehuiyouruciluomodeshihou。「sanye。」
wobawenjianfangzaizhuoshang。tameiyouhuitou，shengyinmenmende。「nishibushijuede，wohenkexiao？」womeishuohua。
「wogenta，congxiaoyiqizhangda。woyiweiwomenhuiyizhizheiyangxiaqu。」tazichaodixiaolexiao，「yuanlai，
doushiwoyiwei。」neiyike，wozhongyumingbai。suwanqingyuta，bushiairen，shiqinren，shitaheianshijieli，
weiyiyimoganjingdesecai。tabuganai，yebunengai。suoyi，dangtayaolikai，tabirenherendoutong。
19.suwanqingdinghunyanneitian，mosanyehedemingdingdazui。tabazijiguanzaishufang，sheiyebujian。
chenshumeibanfa，zhihaolaiqiuwo。wotuikaishufangdemen，nongliedejiuqipumianerlai。tadaozaishafashang，
lingdaibeichedewaiwainiuniu，pingriliyisibugoudetoufayeluanle。taxianggebeiquanshijiepaoqidehaizi。
wozouguoqu，xiangfutaqilai。taqueturanzhuazhuwodeshou，lidaodadejingren。tazhengkaiyan，yandiyipianxinghong。
「yubai……」tanannandijiaowodemingzi，「biezou……bielikaiwo……」wodexin，henhenditengleyixia。
wozhidao，tabawodangchenglesuwanqing。「sanye，nikanqingchu，woshijiangyubai。」
20tasihutingbuqingwozaishuoshenme，zhishiguzhidi，bawowangtahuailila。wozhuangjintaguntangdexiongtang，
wendaotashenshanghunhezhejiuqihexuesongdefuzaqixi。xiayimiao，tapengqiwodelian，wenlexialai。neigewen，
bushiwenroude，yebushishitande。ershichongmanleyayiduoniandetongkuhejuewangdefengkuang。tawendiaolewodeyanlei，