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tingzhiyaoban(suiranzhidaotaxiongkou),gengzhebozi:“shiwo。jizongyouhezhijiao?
yaotineimaijiahuodelaobantaogongdao?haishiyaotitongjiajiaoxunwozheigediurenxianyandebuxiaonv?”jichenzhoumeishuohua,
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“a?e!shunshou!neiwanyieryikanjiushikengrende,bunengkanzhedamamenshangdangbushi?lanlianleduozaozui。
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houtuibeiyigeshengxiudelaoshujiasisijiazhu,xueroumohu,yanyanyixi。pangbianhaisanluozhejigetongyangdelaoshujia,
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dangedunvpeishishihen,xianzaidangxianyule,zheiguhenyiyijiuxianming。wolikedunxiashen,
xiaoxinyiyidiqubaineigexiujibanbandetiejiazi。jiazikadehensi,goutengdezhiduosuo,
yongshiluludeyanjingkanzhewo,chongmanlekongjuheaiqiu。“biepabiepa……”woqingshenganfu,shouxiayongli。
shouzhibeicucaodetiexiuhuapolehaojidaokouzi,**laditeng,woyegubushang。feilejiuniuerhuzhili,
zhongyubajiazibaikai。xiaotugoudehoutuishangdehenzhong,gutoukenengdouduanle。tagenbenzhanbuqilai。
wotuoxiashenshangneijianweiyihaisuanhoushidegezichenshan(ditanhuo,shiwuyijian),
xiaoxinyiyidibagoubaoqilaibaozaihuaili。xiaojiahuohenqing,shenshangsanfazhelajihexuexinghunhedeweidao。
“chengzhua,dainikanyishengqu。”wobaozheta,kuaibuzouchuxiangzi,zhibenwozhidaodezuijindeyijiachongwuyiyuan。
neijiayiyuanshoufeibudi,danwodouligangshoudejibaikuaihuokuanhaimeiwurehu。
guahao、jiancha、shoushu……kanzhezhangdanshangdeshuzi,woxindouzaidixue。zuihou,wotaokonglekoudai,
lianyingbidoudaolechulai,caimianqiangcougoushoushufeihejitianzhuyuanfei。yishengkanzhewoyishoudexuehewuni,
haiyouneishenlangbeiyang,tanlekouqi:“guniang,zheigou……buzhizheimeduoqianba?jiushigetugou。
”tadagaijuedewoshigeshazi。“shitiaoming。”wobaqiantuiguoqu,
baozhegangzuowanshoushu、haizaimazuizhongdexiaogou,zuozaiyiyuanbingliangdesuliaoyizishangdengtasuxing。xinlipansuanzhe,
mingtiandequduojindianhuo,buranxiageyuefangzudouchengwenti。jiuzaizheishi,yigeyixiangbudaoderenzaicichuxianle。
jichenzhou。tasihushipeipengyoudaichongwulaikanbing,zhengconglimiandezhenshichulai。kandaozuozaizhangyishang,
chuanzhebeixin(chenshanbaogoule),geboshangdaizhexuehenhewuni,baozhezhiguozheshabuxiaotugoudewo,
tajiaobudunzhule。tadepengyouyekandaolewo,jingyadixiaoshengwen:“chenzhou,neibushi……tongjianeige?
tazenmenongchengzheiyang?”jichenzhoumeihuidapengyou,jingzhichaowozouguolai。
gaodadeshenyingzaiwomianqiantouxiayipianyinying。wotaiqitou,leideyanpidajia,yuqiyenianniande:“jizong,
youshichaminqingni?zheiciwokemeidajia,chunshulujianbuping,badaoxiangzhu(qingjiadangchan)。”tadunxiashen,
shixianyuwopingqi,muguangluozaiwohuailineizhihunshuidexiaogoushenshang,youyixiangwoshoubeishangganhedexuejihehuashang。
“nijiude?”tawen。“buranni?zongbunengshitazijijiazhetuipaoyiyuanlaideba?”wofanlegebaiyan,
meihaoqi。tashenchushou,xiuzhangdeshouzhiqingqingpenglepengxiaogoubaozheshabudeshangtui,dongzuoshiwocongweijianguodeqingrou。
ranhou,tataitoukanwo,yanshenfuzadenanyixingrong。buzaishishenshi,buzaishikunhuo,sihuduoledianbiedeshenme。
“yiyaofeiduoshao?”tawen。“guannipishi。”wojingtidikanzheta,baxiaogouwanghuailijinlejin,
“wofuguole。biexiangqiangwodegou。”“nidegou?”tatiaomei。“wojiande!wojiude!wofudeqian!
xianzaitajiushiwode!”woxianghuzaidemuji。jichenzhoukanzhewozheifuzhamaodeyangzi,chenmolejimiao,ranhou,
jiqiduancudixiaoleyisheng。henqing,danqueshishizaixiao。tazhanqishen,
duipangbiantadepengyoushuo:“mafangenchenyishengshuo,zheizhigouhouxudesuoyoufeiyong,jiwozhangshang。”shuowan,
takanlewoyiyan,meizaishuoshenme,zhuanshenlikaile。woyouyicishazaiyuandi。
jichenzhou……bangwofulexiaogoudeyiyaofei?tanaozibeimenjiale?
haishishuo……tazhongyufaxiantongyaodezhenmianmule?juedewobitongyaoshanliangkeai?(zheixiangfayichu,
wozijidoudalegehanzhan)xiaogouxingle,xuruoditianletianwodeshouzhi。wokanzhetashiluludeheiyanjing,
xinlineidianguanyujichenzhoudeguiyiganshunjianpaodaojiuxiaoyunwai。“yihounijiujiao‘gousheng’ba!
”wodianlediantadexiaobizi,“jianminghaoyanghuo!genzhewo,suiranchibuqijinkougouliang,danpaomianguangou!
”goushengwuyanleyisheng,buzhishizantonghaishi**。goushengdechuxian,
chedidapolewoyirenchibaoquanjiabuedexianyuzhuangtai。
weilejitamaigouliang(zuibianyideneizhong)heyingyanggao(dazhede),wobudebugengnulidibaitan。goushenghenguai,
suirantuishanghaimeihaolisuo,danmeiciwochutan,tajiupazaiwodejiuchuangdanpangbian,ananjingjingde,
xianggexiaoshouhushen。taneikelianxixiyounulijianqiangdeyangzi,yiwaidixiyinlebushaoguke,
youqishixihuanxiaodongwudeguniangmen。“aiya,zheigougouhaoguaie!tatuizenmele?”“xiaokelian,
shijiejiejiulenima?jiejiezhenhaoxin!”“laoban,jiwonalianggefaka,zaijigougoumaigehuotuichang!
”wodeshengyimomingqimiaogenghaoledian。goushengchenglewode“zhaocaigou”。zhangyitamenyetebiexihuangousheng,
jingchangjitadaidianshengfanshengcai(dangran,wohuitiaodiaogutouhetaixiande)。xiaoxiaodetongzilouli,
yinweizheizhixiaotugou,sihuduoledianwennuandeyanhuoqi。raner,zheizhongpingjingzhixia,anliucongweitingzhiyongdong。
tongyaodedianhuayoulaile,huanlegexinhaoma。zheicitadeshengyinbuzaishidanchundedanyou,
daishangleyisibuyichajuedejiaozaoheshitan。“jiejie,tingshuoniyanglezhigou?haizhuzaineizhongdifang……duozanga,
duoweixiana!wanyigouyoubingzenmeban?yaodaorenzenmeban?babamamazhidaolehuigengshengqide!
nihaishibagousongzouba?huozhe……wobangnizhaogehaorenjiashouyang?”“goushenghaodehen,yimiaodoudale。
jiubulaotongda**caoxinle。”woyibianjigoushengbanzhepaofan,yibianlengdandihui。huangshulangjijibainian,
nenganshenmehaoxin?“jiejie!nizenmezongshizheiyangjurenqianlizhiwai!”tongyaodeshengyindaishangweiqu,
“wozhishiguanxinni!chenzhougeyewenqini,shuoni……bianhuahenda。”taguyitingdun,xiangguanchawodefanying。
jichenzhou?tayouzaigaoshenmeyaoezi?“e?tashuoshenmele?shuowobiandegengqiongle,genglatale?”wochixiao。
“bushide……”tongyaodeyuqiyouxieyiyang,“tashuoni……tingyouyiside。”zuihoujigezi,
tashuodeyouxiejiannan,xiangshicongyafenglijichulaide。youyisi?jichenzhoujuedewoyouyisi?woxinlijinglingdazuo。
yuanzhuli,zheiweidalaoduishei“youyisi”,tongchangyiweizheneirenlidaomeibuyuanle。“tiwoxiexiejizongguanxin。
buguowozheizhongdicengxiaomin,haishibulaotafeixinle。”woguoduangualedianhua,zaicilahei。
tongyaodedanyoubingfeikongxuelaifeng。meiguojitian,mafanzhendezhaoshangmenle。
jigeliuliliuqidexiaohunhunduzhulewodequlu。weishoudehuangmaodiaozheyan,liuliliuqididaliangwo:“wei,
xiaoniu,tingshuonizuijintingnengbengdaa?zaitianqiaoneikuaierbaitan,wenguowomenxiongdilema?”woxinxiayichen,
zheishiyudaoshou“baohufei”dele。wobagoushenghudaoshenhou,lengjingdishuo:“neitiaojieshigonggongquyu,
baitandeduole,meitingshuoyaowenshei。”“yiqianmeiyou,xianzaiyoule!”huangmaotudiaoyantou,bijinyibu,
“shixiangdian,yigeyuejiaowubai,baonipinganwushi。buran……”tayinhendixiaolexiao,
shixiansaoguowodexiaotanhesesefadoudegousheng,“nizheitanzi,haiyouzheitiaoquegou,kejiubuhaoshuole。”wubai?
woyigeyuefangzucaiwubai!zheishiyaowodeming!“womeiqian。”woyingzhetoupishuo。“meiqian?
”huangmaoshenhoudeyigehunhunguaixiao,“meiqianhaobana!peiwomengejigewanwan,dizhaiyexinga!
”shuozhejiushenshoulaizhuawogebo。woxiayishihoutui,chaoqipangbiantanweiyonglaiyabudezhuantou,
lishengdao:“bieguolai!wobaojingle!”“baojing?he,jingchalailewomenzaozoule,yihoutiantianlaizhaoniwan!
”huangmaoyoushiwukong,xianranbushidiyiciganzheishi。jiuzaitadeshoukuaiyaopengdaowodeshihou,
yigebinglengdeshengyincongxiangkouchuanlai。“tashuole,biepengta。”suoyourendoushiyijing,xunshengwangqu。
jichenzhouzhanzaineili。xiyangdeyuhuijitagaodadeshenyingxiangledaojinbian,kanbuqingbiaoqing,danneiguporendehanyi,
gezhelaoyuandounengganshoudao。tashenhouhaigenzhelianggechuanzheheixizhuang、yikanjiubuhaoredenanren。huangmaolianseyibian,
xianranrenchulejichenzhou。zaizheigechengshi,jichenzhoudemingzijiushijueduideweishe。“ji……jizong?
”huangmaojiejiebaba,xiaozhangqiyanshunjianximie,“wuhui,doushiwuhui!
womenjiushigenzheiwei……zheiwei**kaigewanxiao……”“wanxiao?”jichenzhouhuanbuzouguolai,
pixiecaizaishibanlushang,fachuguilverchenzhongdeshengxiang,meiyibudouxiangcaizaineixiehunhundexinshang。
“yongqiangzhishoubaohufeidefangshikaiwanxiao?yongweixienvxinganquandefangshikaiwanxiao?”tadeshengyinbugao,
quedaizheqianjunzhili。huangmaoetoumaohan:“bu……bugan!womenzheijiuzou!zheijiuzou!”tazhaohushouxia,
liangundaipadixiangliu。“zhanzhu。”jichenzhoudeshengyinrutongbingzhui。huangmaodengrenjiangzaiyuandi,tuiduzidouzaidazhan。
“sheirangnimenlaide?”jichenzhouwen,muguangruilirudao。huangmaoyanshenshanshuo,
zhizhiwuwu:“mei……meiren……womenziji……”jichenzhoushenhoudeyigexizhuangnanshangqianyibu,
mianwubiaoqingdihuodongleyixiashouwan,gujiefachukabadecuixiang。huangmaohedeyiduosuo,
tuokouerchu:“shi……shiyigexingtongde**!jilewomenqian,rangwomenlai……laijizheiyatoudianyansekankan!
zuihao……zuihaobatahezouhuozhenongzou……”tabugankanjichenzhoudeyanjing。xingtongde**?daanhuzhiyuchu。
wobaozhegoushengdeshoumengdishoujin。tongyao!guoranshita!weileweihutaneiwanmeiwuxiadexingxiang,
weilechudiaowozheigekenengweixietadiweide“wudian”,tajingranyongzheizhongxiasanlandeshouduan!
yigunuhuozhichongtouding,dangengduodeshixinhan。zheijiushiyuanzhulichunjieshanliangdenvzhu?
jichenzhoudelianseshunjianchenlexialai,zhouweidekongqifangfodoudongjiele。tameiyoukanwo,
ershiduineilianggexizhuangnanlengshengfenfu:“bazheijigeren‘song’qugaiqudedifang。lingwai,chaqingchu,
neiwei‘xingtongde**’,zuijinshibushitaixianle。”tadeyuqi,daizhehaobuyanshidesushazhiyi。
xizhuangnandiantouyingxia,xianglinxiaojiyiyangbamianrusihuidehuangmaodengrendaizoule。xiangzilizhishengxiawohejichenzhou,
haiyouwohuailihedezhiduosuodegousheng。wobaozhegousheng,jingtidikanzheta。suirantajiulewo,
dansheizhidaotashibushibieyouyongxin?bijing,takeshitongyaodeweihunfu。jichenzhouzhuanguoshen,muguangluozaiwoshenshang。
xiyangdeguangxianrouhelexie,yingzaitashensuideyanmouli,shaolejifenpingridebingleng,duoledianfuzananbiandeqingxu。
“ni……”takaikou,sihuxiangshuoshenme,youtingzhule。shixiansaoguowozhanlehuidelianhejinbaozhegoushengdezishi。
“xiexiejizongzhangyichushou。”woshengyingdidaoxie,xinlizhuomozhezenmeganjinlikaizheigeshifeizhidi,
“meibiedeshi,woxianzoule。goushenghehuaile。”wozhuanshenjiuxiangliu。“tongxi。”tajiaozhuwo。wodunzhujiaobu,
meihuitou。“ni……”tasihuzhenzhuozheciju,yuqishiqiansuoweiyoudechiyi,“yihouyudaozheizhongshi,
keyi……zhaowo。”zuihoulianggezi,tashuodeyouxiebieniu。zhaowo?wochadianyiweizijihuantingle。
jichenzhouzhudongtichuyaobangwo?zheibitaiyangcongxibianchulaihailipu!womengdihuitou,
xiangkanguaiwuyiyangkanzheta:“jizong,ninjintianshibushimeichiyao?haishibeitongyao**dejingshencuoluanle?
woshitongxi!neigejiuchanni、suanjitongyao、eduyouyuchundetongxi!nibubangnidebaiyueguangshoushiwo,
fanershuoyaobangwo?ninzheijubenshibushinacuole?”woyikouqishuowan,xiongkouqifu。
goushengzaiwohuailibuandiwuyanleyisheng。jichenzhoubeiwolianzhupaosidewentizadelengleyixia,suiji,
taneizhangwannianbingshanlianshang,jingranluchuleyigejiqiwunaidebiaoqing。tataishourouleroumeixin,xiangshiyouxiepibei。
“wozhidaonishitongxi。”takanzhewodeyanjing,muguangshenchen,“danwokandaode,
sihuhewozhidaodeneigetongxi……butaiyiyang。”tadunledun,sihuzaixunzhaoheshidexingrongci,
“neigetongxi,zhihuiduozaiyinanchushixieshangbudetaimiandeshouduan。
erni……”tazhilezhiwoshenhouneigezhuanghuodedabao,youzhilezhiwohuailidegousheng,
zuijiaosihuyouxiangshangqiandongleyixia,daizheyisiweibukechade……xinshang?“nihuodexianggezhanshi。
suiran……zhuangbeiyoudiancha。”wochedishihua。jichenzhoukuawoshizhanshi?haishuotongyaode“shangbudetaimian”?
zheishijieshichedifenglema?!“jizong,ninyaoshixianghuangekouwei,tiyanyixiapingminshenghuo,
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