软萌小青梅在腹黑竹马怀里撒欢
《软萌小青梅在腹黑竹马怀里撒欢》 小说介绍
zhujiaojiaofuyaoxiaohuadexiaoshuoshi《jiandandanluanbeijue》，zheibenxiaoshuodezuozheshiruanmengxiaoqingmeizaifuheizhumahuailisahuansuobianxiedeyanqingleixiaoshuo，wenzhongdeaiqinggushiqimeierchunjie，wenbijijia，shilituijian。xiaoshuojingcaiduanluoshidu：tachushengshi，taliangsui，taduizheqitarendougegexiao，weiduzaitamianqianwadeyishengkuchulai，congcijiexialeliangzi……taliangsuishi，tasisui，tazaitaishang:“dajiahao，wojiaojiandandan。”tazaitaixia:“chouchoushashaxiaohundan。”tashisansuishi，tashiwusui，tadeyi:“zheicikaoshibeiwoqianglediyi，ganjueruhe？”tadanran:“kaodaoyibanlaidayima，ganjueruhe？ershikuai，nihaimeijiwoqian。”...
《软萌小青梅在腹黑竹马怀里撒欢》 第1章 楔子：高能虐狗的访谈 免费试读
tachushengshi，taliangsui，taduizheqitarendougegexiao，weiduzaitamianqianwadeyishengkuchulai，congcijiexialeliangzi……
taliangsuishi，tasisui，tazaitaishang:“dajiahao，wojiaojiandandan。”tazaitaixia:“chouchoushashaxiaohundan。”
tashisansuishi，tashiwusui，tadeyi:“zheicikaoshibeiwoqianglediyi，ganjueruhe？”tadanran:“kaodaoyibanlaidayima，ganjueruhe？ershikuai，nihaimeijiwoqian。”
taershiwusuishi，taershiqisui，dafuheichenggongyouguaixiaofuhei……takanzheliangbenhongtongtongdejiehunzhengqidaimanman:“wozuidadeyuanwangjiushichihaowanhaoshuihao，ninengmanzuma？”
taqishenershang:“dangranneng，haifushangduozhongzishi……”
taergenyihong：“buyaolian！”
wairenmianqian，tashijiaoqiaoxiaozhangdeqitiandasheng，tashizichijinguidetangsanzang。
zaimoufangtanjiemushang，zhuchirenwen：“xuxiaojie，duiyuwangyoujininheningnanshendezheigedingweihaimanyime？”
shenmeqitiandashenghetangsanzangya！
woshixiaopohou，yongyuanfanbuchururulaifodeshouzhang……
简单单默默腹诽着。
yipangdeluanbeijuequegoulegouchun：“manyi。”
zhuchirenjixu：“nengshuoshuodiyiciweibiciliuleideyuanyinma？”
jiandandancetousisuoleyihui，“yiqiquchikaoyangtui，jiemofangduole……suanma？”
zhuchirenhan：“suan……nengshuoshuobicipingshizuixihuanzuodeshiqingma？”
jiandandan：“maimaimai，youqishiyifu。”
luanbeijue：“jitamai，youqishiyifu。”
这默契……
zhuchirenfue：“xuxiaojienengshuoshuoshangyitiaodeliyoushishenmema？”
jiandandantanran：“xianzaibuchuandepiaoliangyidian，shenmeshihouchuan。”
luanbeijuetiaomei：“nihenzaojiukaishishuozheijuhuale。”
zhuchirenyuanchang，shunbianhuanzhongsilu：“zheihuaqueshibeihaoduomeizhicongxiaoshuodaolao，liushisuiyeshizheimeshuo。neixuxiaojienengshuoyixia，shenmeshihoukeyichuandebupiaoliangma？”
jiandandansisuolehaoyihuier，renzhendao：“xiwandeshihou，tuodideshihou，xiyifudeshihou……”
zhuchirenshenjiu：“jubaoliao，nindesuoyouyifudoushigaoding，meiyounayijianbupiaoliangya？”
“ng。”jiandandanxiaodemeiyanwanwan，“suoyiwoconglaibuxiwan，butuodi，buxiyifuya！”
porenxing……zhuchirenyihuo：“nimenzaiyiqibuxuyaomohema？”
jiandandan：“womenshidaxuetongxue，sinian。”
zhuchirengantan：“xianzaidaxueshengqinglvzoudaozuihoudedouhenshaole，henburongyi……”
“dui，”jiandandandianlediantou，“womenhaishigaozhongtongxue，chuzhongtongxue。”
主持人顿住。
jiandandanjixu：“haishixiaoxuetongxue，youeryuantongxue。”
主持人石化。
jiandandanmiansedanran：“wochusheng，manyue，mansui，tadouzai。”
shihuadezhuchirensuichengzhazha，suifengpiaozou。
hainengyukuaizuofangtanme……qaq
shoudaobaojishanghaidezhuchirenfangqizheigewenti，kaishixiayige，“neinimennengshuoyixiadiyicizhengchaodeyuanyinma？”
luanbeijuexianglexiang，“busuanchaojia，yinggaisuanzhenglun……womenjingchangzhenglunde。”
zhuchiren：“fangbianjujigelizima？”
luanbeijueqinzhexiaodao，“diyicishitawenwo，youdehuangguamingmingshilvse，weishenmehaijiaohuanggua，bujiaolvgua？”
台下观众哄堂大笑。
luanbeijuekanzhejiandandanjiongjiongdeyangzi，zuibianhudugengda：“diercihaishitawenwo，shengcaimingmingzhushule，weishenmehaijiaoshengcai，bujiaoshucai？”
台下笑声愈烈。
nanshenlianshangdexiaoyishudibiandehenrouhe：“zuijinyicishiguanyuwomenzheiyiduanheshengmingjinhudengzhangdeaiqing，kaishiyushenme……”
shijianmamadedongjibuchun，haishiningmamadeshenmouyuanlv……