《鸡蛋过敏还非要蹭饭》 小说介绍
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linjutuowobangmangzhaokanyixiatanver,bangzheguanyidunwufan。
「woguinvjiuaichijidan,nijichaogejidanjiuxing!」
doushilinju,erqietanverhewonverhaishiyoueryuandetongbantongxue,woyejiuhaoxindayingle。
kemeixiangdaotajiahaiziqueyinweijidanguominjinleyiyuan。
tamachenjidachaodanao,feishuowoshiyaohaitaguinv。
haishuowobixuyaopeiyidabiqian,buranjiugaowo。
woqidezhiwenta,mingmingshinizijidianmingyaowochaojidande,nizenmenengzheime**eren?
tahahadaxiao:「meicuo,wojiushieniqian,jiwoerzizannaifenqian,ninengzenmede?」
「guinvjiushigepeiqianhuo,yaoshitaguominsile,wohainengegengduo!」
kesheiyemeixiangdao,zuihouqueshitadangchengyanzhuzibanaihudeerzisidiaole。
01
louxiadeliyinnanhenverleleshiyoueryuandetongbantongxue。
zhoumo,liyinnantamazhaoshangmenlai,tuowobangmangzhaoguyixia,bangzheguandunwufan。
「lelemamaa,mafannizhaoguwojiayinnanle。yatoupianzihaoyanghuo,nisuibianzuodianchidejiuxing!」
woxiaoshihouneigeniandai,bamagubushangzuofanshi,yedoushiqulinjushushushenshenjiahundunfanchide。
yuanqinburujinlin,linjujianbenjiugaihubanghuzhu。
yushimeiduoxiang,diantoudayingxialai。
kaolvdaohaizikenengyoushenmejikou,wohaiteyiwenlezuiliyinnanxihuanchishenme。
liyinnantamayanzhuziguliuliudizhuan:「jidan!liyinnanaichijidan,nikeyidingjidejichaogejidana!」
jidanbushishenmeguizhongshiwu,wodiantoudayingxialai,haizaixinlijihuazhezaijiliyinnanduozuojidaohaochidecai。
houlaixiangqilai,xinghaowoduozuole,buranbeiliyinnantamakengsiledoumeichushuoliqu。
wufanwozuodehenfengsheng,manmanyizhuoderoucai。
liyinnanxianggelangzaiziside,huzhehaochidebusashou。
tawanlidepaiguhehongshaoroudouduichengxiaoshanle,haiyaoqianglelekuaiziliderouwanzi。
tamashizenmejiaodehaizi,zheimemeisuzhi,feiyaoqiangbierenkuaizidixiadecai?
leledoumeichishangjikoucai,quanbeizheiliyinnanqiangzoule。
wozhoulezhoumeitou,xinliyuefabutongkuai。
danhaimeilaidejishuoshenme,liyinnanhuranzhuanguotoukanwo:「ayi,nizuocaizhenhaochi。wozaijia,womadouburangwochiroude,tashuozhiyoudidichibaolewocainengchi。」
「woyaoshixiangleleyiyang,younizheimehaodemamajiuhaole。」
我愣住了。
turanxiangqilailiyinnantabamadouzhongnanqingnv,jializuitengdeshineigecaimanzhousuideerzi。
lianliyinnanzheigemingzi,doushiweilenengshenggeertaierziqude。
woyouxiexinteng,xiangqitamashuozheihaizijiuaichijidan,yushibianjitajialeyikuaizichaodanbiananweita:
「xihuanjiuduochidian。nigenlelechabuduoda,ayiyebanikanchengnverde。」
jiushizheijuhua,rangliyinnandingshanglewoguinvdeshenfen。
ketayanxialejidan,haimeilaidejishuoshenme,jiuturanhuxijicu,hunshenhongzhong。
zhenggerenzhijieyunleguoqu!
woheleyidatiao,jiwomadadianhuajiaotahuilaibangwokanzhelelehou,lianmangsongliyinnanquleyiyuan。
jingguoyiyuanjiancha,liyinnanshijidanguomindaozhidejixingxiuke。
zheizhongtizhishiyidianjidandoubunengpengde。
yishengshuo,xingkuichideshao,jiashangqiangjiujishi,zheicaimeichushi。
我懵了。
haimeiliqingsilu,zoulangneitouturanchuanlailiyinnantamadejianjiaosheng。
「wodeyinnana!!!」
tachongdaowodemianqian,kushengzhentianxiang:「wojiayinnanzhaonirenile?niweishenmejiufeiyaohaita?」
wobeimadeshaleyan,baizheliannulijieshi:「womeixianghaitaa,wobuzhidaotajidanguomina!」
「yinnanmama,haishinigenwoshuo,rangwojihaizizuojidanchide......」
「pei!nifangpi!」liyinnantamayikoutuomopendaowolianshang,lianseyuefahenla,「wofenmingshigennishuo,jueduibunengjiwoguinvzuojidan!tazuijihuizheige!」
「nijiushikanbushunyanwoguinv,xianghaitademinga!」
「wogaosuniba,woyijingbaojingle!jintianbujiyinnantaogegongdao,wowangweirenmu!」
02
jingchalaidehenkuai,yindegengduorencouguolaiweiguan。
dangzhejingchademian,liyinnantamakudegengjiaqicanle。
tafeiyikouyaoding,wojiushiyaohaisitaguinv。
wuyuanwuchoude,wohaitaguinvzuoshenme?
woyouqiyouji,dashengbianjie:「fenmingjiushinigenwoshuode,shuoniguinvjiuaichijidan,rangwoyidingyaojichaogejidan!」
liyinnantamaxianlexianyanpi,sixiaofeixiaodikanzhewo:「niyoushenmezhengjuzhengming,shiwoyaonichaojidande?」
没有证据。
liyinnantamazhufuwoshi,wogenbenjiubuhuixiangdaoyaolugeyinzhengmingqingbaia。
「nihailewoguinv,haixiangzaizangdaowozheigeqinmadetoushang?niandeshenmexina?」liyinnantamachixiaoyisheng,「niwogaosuniba,jintianzheigepeichangshaoyifenqian,wodourangjingchabanizhuazou!」
wohaoxuanyikouqimeichuanshanglai。
zheihuierjiushizaishayemingbaiguolaile,zheifenmingshiguyizaizangsuanjiwolaile!
linlilinjude,wohaoxinguantaguinvyidunfan,tajuranliyongtaguinvdeminglaiewo!
她还配当妈吗?
yiqianzenmemeikanchulai,liyinnantamajuranzheime**henla!
liyinnantamagenwoshilaoxiang。
dangchutamenyijiagangbanlaishi,yikouqimaixialexiaoqulidexuduotaofangzi。
wokanzaidoushilaoxiangdefenshangtixingtamenbuyaomaitaiduo,fangjiapashiyaodie。
sheizhidaoliyinnantamabujinbuxin,haiyinyangguaiqishuowojianbudetamenjiazhengqian。
haoyannanquangaisigui,wozhidebizui。
jieguomeibannian,fangjiankaishitiaoshuishixiadie。
tamenjiazandeneixiejixudoudaleshuipiao,zhengtianjidehuoshaohuoliao,zheicaiyoupaodaowojiakusuqiuzhu。
liyinnantamakuzheshangmen,shuotapojiazhongnanqingnv,zijiyouzhishenglegeguinv,zaizhangfujiameilianlizu。
xianzaihaoburongyishenglegeerzi,kelianerzidenaifenqiandouzhuanbuhuilaile。
tongweinvren,wotiliangliyinnantamadeburongyi,haoxinbangzhezhaomaijia,bashoulidefangzimaichuqu。
zheicaibuzhiyurangtajiadejiadipeigejingguang。
houlaitajialidabaozhousuiyan,haijiwosongguohongjidan。
woyiweiliangjiazenmeyesuanyoulaiyouwangle。
meixiangdaoa,renjiaxiangzhuannaifenqiandesuanpanzhuzidoudadaowolianshangle!
jianwoshizhongbuchengren,liyinnantamayebunaifanle:「niburenzhangyemeiyong!nimeizhengju,wokeyourenzheng!wojiayinnanketingdeqingchuzheni!」
woqihenle:「xinga!rangyinnanchulaizuozheng!shuoqingchunidangshidaodizenmeshuode!」
tamarangchaojidanshi,zheihaizijiuzaipangbianzhanzhe,tingdeyiqingerchu。
wojiubuxinliyinnantamahainengdiandaoheibaile?
chuhuyiliaodeshi,liyinnanwanquanzhanzaitamaneibian,diaotouzhikongwo:「womadangshishuodeshi,qianwanbunengfangjidan。」
woshayanle:「yinnan,nizenmenengsahuangni?」
liyinnanzhizhewo,gengdashengdikaikou:「zheigeayizuofandeshihouhaitoutouxiao,shuozuihaodusiwo!」
03
我彻底懵了。
qishiruguoliyinnanxiangzhetama,woshikeyilijiede,bijingmeiyouhaiziganwunifumu。
kezheihaizizenmehainengkongkoubaiyadewuxianwo?
woshenmeshihoushuoguoyaodusita?
tajiumeixiangguo,zheihuashuochulaiwokenengbeipanxingma?
xiaoxiaonianjizenmenengzheimeedu!
liyinnantamadeyijile:「kankan!haizidouzheimeshuole,hainengyuanwangnima?」
danjingchatongzhichuliguotaiduojiufen,yiyankanchubuzhengchang,banzheliancoudaoliyinnandebingchuangqian:「xiaopengyou,niquedingayiyaodusinima?jingchashushuzheiliyouhenduobanfakeyichachuzhenxiangde,niyaoshisahuang,yehuibeiguanqilaide!」
xiaohaizidoushipajingchashushude。
liyinnansesuoleyixia,daodigailekou:「wo、wojicuole,ayimeishuoguoyaodusiwo。」
danwulunzenmebianjie,liyinnanzaiwozheierchijidanchidaoshiwuguominshishishi。
zaijingchadexieshangxia,wopeileliyinnantamabaqiankuaiqiandeyiyaofei。
liyinnantamadudunangnang:「zenmezheimeshao?caibaqiankuai?wokanxinwenshang,renjiakedoupeishijiwanjishiwanni!」
jingranshigetanxinbuzushetunxiangde!
wolengxiaoyisheng,jingchagengshidishenghechi:「neishirenjiaguominsile!nidangmade,haixiangkanzheguinvsima?」
lianjingchadoutouguolaibiyideyanshen,liyinnantamapiepiezui,daodihaishimeiganzaibaoyuanle。
kejingchazouhou,woluguobingfang,quetingdaolimianxiesidilidijiaorang。
「siyatou,chichichi!nijiuzhidaochirou!neijidannizenmejiubuzhidaoduochijikou?duochijikoulaoniangnengzaielaishijiwan!xianzaihaole,caizhuanlebaqian!」
「siyatou,feidefanzuichan?ranglaoniangshaozhuanduoshaoqian!biezhuyuanle,shoushishoushigunhuijiaqu!」
我拳头一下子硬了。
woyeshidangmamade,leledanfancengpodianyoupi,wodouxintengdebuxing。
zheinvdequexiangzherangtanverqusi!
zenmehuiyouliyinnantamazheime**henduderen?
zhengxiangtuimenjinqubangliyinnanshuohua,jiutingjianneixiaonvhaideshengyinchuanchulai:「mama,lelejiayouhaoduozhiqiandedongxi,wokandaolelemamadewoshiliyouhaojitiaohuangjinxianglian,xiaciwoqutajiatouchulai。」
「pingshenmelelenengchidehaochuandehao?mama,wohaiguyiqialeleleyixia,keximeibataqiaku!」
wotongkongyisuo,duiliyinnanneidiancancundetongqingdangranwucun。
dangzhewodemianmaican,beidiliquexiangzhefadeqifulele。
zheimunvliangquandoubushihaodongxi!
woyibatuikaimen,lenglengkaikou:「shima?wodaoshibuzhidao,zijiabeirendianjichengzheiyangle!」
toutingbeidangchangzhuabao,liyinnantamalianseshanshan,danhenkuaiyoushiwusuoweideyangzi。
「tingjiutingjianlebei,fanzhengwoyijingzhuandaoyibile。」
worenleyouren,daodimeirenzhu,lenglengjifeng:「dangmadangchengnizheiyang,yongguinvdeminglaieqian,kezhengoudude!」
liyinnantamahahadaxiao:「meicuo,wojiushieniqian,jiwoerzizannaifenqian,ninengzenmede?」
「guinvjiushigepeiqianhuo,yaoshitaguominsile,wohainengegengduo!」
woqixiaole,miaoleyiyanliyinnan,buxianbudanditiaobo:「yuanlainizheizhenshiweileqian,guyisongnverqusia!」
「guinvshengzainijiakezhenshidaolexuemeile!」
guobuqiran,wozailiyinnandeyanlikandaoleyisiyuandu。
doushuoyouqimubiyouqinv,dangzheliyinnandemian,zhishuoxiangrangtaqusi。
jiuninverneigejiaohuajizeidexingzi,niyiweinijiunengtaodelehao?
wodengzhekannimengouyaogou!
04
huiquyihou,wobayiyuandejingguodoujiangleyibian,womaqidedamabaiyanlang。
laogonggengshizhouzhemei,zhandingjietiedishuoyihouzaiyebuhetajialaiwangle。
zheiyangdexiaoren,jiuxiangqianfuzaiheianlidedushe。
nigenbenbuzhidaotamenhuizaishenmeshihouturancuanchulaiyaoniyikou。
getian,wokaichesonglelequshangxue。
caixishanganquandai,liyinnantamajiuzhuaizheliyinnanlaipaichemenle:「jintianzenmebudengdengwomena?」
liyinnanjiazhiyouyiliangche,danneishiliyinnantabameitianyaokaichequshangbanyongde,genbenmeikongjiesonghaizi。
pingshiwodoukanzailinjudefenshang,shunshoujiesongliyinnanle。
danzheizhonghaoshiyihoujuebuhuizaiyoule。
wochixiaozhesuoshangche:「caielewoqian,haixiangcengwodeche?nixiangshenmehaoshierni?」
liyinnantamabeiwofengcilegemeilian,manlianbuganxin:
「linlilinjude,banggemangjiesonghaizidoubuleyi,zhenmeikanchulai,nizheimexiaodujichang!」
她还有脸指责我?
wofanlegebaiyan,landegenzheizhonghujiaomanchanderenlangfeishijian。
liyinnanbazaichechuangshang,ruoruodimaican:「ayi,nisongsongwohaobuhao?wobuxiangzoulushangxue。」
wobaikaitadeshouzhi:「nibuxiangzoulushangxue,jiurangnibamasongbei!」
tabuxiangzouluguanwoshenmeshi?
zheizhongxinjidaidudehaizi,wojingxiebumin!
huashuowan,woyijiaoyoumenkaicheliqu。
houshijingkandaoliyinnantamazainingliyinnandeerduo,sihuzaidashengzhoumashenme。
leleyekanleyiyanhoushijing:「mama,nibuxihuanliyinnanma?」
woshenshendituchuyikouqi:「shi,mamabuxihuanta,yinweitazuotiantoutouqianile。」
「lele,yihouzaibeibierenqifu,buyaozijirenzhe,yidingyaofanji,yaobaohuziji,haoma?」
lelexiaoxiaoshengdishuo:「mama,wobuxiangnidanxinwo。」
tabaozhuwodegebo,qinleqinwodeshoubei:「mamafangxin,wojizhule。」
leleshitiancideliwu,woxinliyuefarouruanqilai:「buyaopa,tiantaxialaidouyoubabamamabangnichengzhude。」
lelexinggekailangdafang,buaijichou,zheishihaoshi。
danruguoliyinnanzheiyangedudehaiziyushangta,zhihuijiabeiqifuren。
我的预感没有错。
dangtianxiawu,haizimenchixiawuchadianxindeshihou,leletaochuwojizhunbeidexiaolingshihe,jibanshangdetongxuemenmeirenfenleyikuaixiaobinggan。
liyinnanyijingchileyikuaile,haiyaoqianglelehezilide。
lelebuyuanyi,liyinnanjiushangshouyingqiang,zuishanghaigongji:「nimamashuole,yihouhuijiwozuohenduohaochide!suoyizheixiedoushiwode!nimamayehuishiwomama!」
leleqihuaile:「nihushuo!nitoutouqiawo!nishihuaihaizi!womamabuhuixihuannide!」
zheihuaredaoleliyinnan,tadongdiyijiaotifanlelingshihezi,pushangqusicheleledeyifu:「wodasini!」
chiguolelebinggandetongxuemenzhengyiganbaofa,yiyongershang:「buxuniqifulele!」
05
wogandaodeshihou,liyinnantamayijingzaibangongshinaokaile:「nimenjigexiaohaiqifuwojiayige?yaolianma?kanbawoguinvdachengshenmeyangle?」
「wogaosunimen,doudejiwopeiqian!」
wotingdaozheihua,zhijiechixiaochulai。
liyinnantamaguozhenshizuanjinqianyanerlile,zheizhongshihouxiangdehaishichenjiduoeqian!
「xiaoshenmexiao?woguinvbeidajiushiyinweinijialele!」liyinnantamajiaoxiaozhe,「nibixupeiwogengduoyiyaofei!」
zheishiereneshangyinle,xiangzhiwangzheitiaoluzifacaizhifuni?
我气笑了。
lelepudaowohuaili:「mama,womeicuo,shiliyinnanxiandawode!」
qitahaiziyeqizuibashe:「jiushi,tafeiyaoqiangleledebinggan,haidongshou!」
liyinnantamatiaoqilai:「yiqunxiao**,younimenshenmeshiera?darenshuohualundaonimenkaikoulema?!」
jiazhangmenbuyuanyile:「zenmeshuohuani?zhaoshiershibushi!」
mianduiyiqunjiazhang,liyinnantamarendanlibo,mingxianjiuqiduanle。
youeryuanyuanzhangshishikaikou:「yinnanmama,zheishierhaizhenbunengguailele。jiankongdoupaidaole,queshishinijiayinnanxianqifurende,haizimenshuodemeicuo,bujinqiangbinggan,haidongshoudaren。linjialetongxuedeyifudoubeisihuaile。」
woditouyikan,lelexiongkoudeyifuguoranpoleyidaozi。
yebuzhidaoliyinnanshixialeduodadehenshou,shenzhizaileledepifushangliuxialehongyinzi。
zheiyaoshizhijiazaijianyidian,pashidounengzhijiezhuachuxue!
wochedifennule:「jintianzheishiermeiwan,nibixujiwojiayigejiaodai!」
「shuoba,yiyaofeipeiduoshao!」
liyinnantamahuleyidatiao:「doushixiaohaizidadanaonaoeryi,pingsharangwopeiqian?」
「wobupei!womeiqian!」
zhenkexiao,gangcaihaijiaoxiaozheyidingyaoeqian,lundaogaizijichuxue,jiuyaodataijile。
pangbianqitahaizidejiazhangmenyebuleyile:「neizenmede?ninverhaidongshoutuiwojiahaizile,chadianrangtazhuangdaotou!」
「zhenshuaidaowoerzinipeideqima?jijuguihuajiuxianghunonghuiqu?」
jiazhangmenfenfen**qilai,feiyaoliyinnantamanachugejieguo,danliyinnantamasihuojiushibukenchuqian。
zuihou,zaiyuanzhangdexiediaoxia,zhinengquanliyinnanxianhuijiadaizhe:「fanzhengliyoueryuanbiyeyejiugebayuele,shengxiazheiduanshijianbulaishangkeyexing。」
zheijiuxiangdangyubeiquantuile,zhishiyuanzhangshuodeweiwanlexie。
suoyourendounengjieshouzheigejieguo,chuleliyinnan。
tatingshuozijibunengzaishangyoueryuanle,kudeshangqibujiexiaqi。
liyinnantamapishouyigebazhangshanguoqu:「kukuku!nihaiyoulianku!zheibushinizijizuodema?」
「zhenghao,zheijigeyuejiwozaijiakannididi!」
woduitamenmunvliangshiruowudu,qianzhelelejiuyaohuijia。
liyinnanquepudaowomianqian,baozhuwodedatui:「ayi,nibushishuobawokanchengniguinvdema?wodangninverhaobuhao,wohuigenleleyiyangxiaoshunnide!」
tazhazheyanjing,jielimaimengbankeai。
wokanzhetadeyanjing,queyuefafanganexin。
woduguoertongxinlixue,zhidaozheishishangyoudehaizijiushitianshenghuaizhong。
tameneduhenla,quehuizaixuyaodeshihouguyizaidarenmianqianbanchenghaohaizishiruo。
womianwubiaoqingdituikaita:「wozhishigennijiakeqieryi,nihaidangzhenle?zheibeiziwozhiyouleleyigehaizi,meixingqujibierendangma!」
liyinnantamayetingjianle,yijiaochuaifeiliyinnan:「zenme,jiwodangguinvweiqunileshiba?」
shenhouchuanlailiyinnandedakusheng,womeihuitou,daizhelelejingzhilikai。
鸡蛋过敏还非要蹭饭