嫁给活死人，全家跪谢我神操作
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1977nian，wobeipojiajilegehuosirenchongxi。xinhunye，popoduanlaiyiwanqiheidetangyao，
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tamenyiweiwoshirenmingdeshouqibao，quebuzhidao，zheigenanren，zhiyouwonengjiu。erjiutadefangshi，
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”popozhaoxiulanzhanzaimenkou，yanshenxiangdaozi，jiangwocongtoudaojiaogualeyibian。womeishuohua，muguangyueguota，
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suoyourendoujuedewozheibeiziwanle。“ma，gentafeishenmehua。”kaikoudeshiwodexiaoguziguxiuli，
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didaowomianqian，yuqishengying：“heleta，jinwanjiuyuanfang。”wokanzheneiwanyao，
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haishixiangrangwoshouyibeizihuogua，shunbiansihoutayibeizi？”zhaoxiulanlianseyibian：“nishenmeyisi？
”“yisijiushi，”wojieguoyaowan，zaitamenjingedemuguangzhong，shouwanyidou，
guntangdeyaotangjinshupozailemenqiandeqingzhuandishang，zilazuoxiang。“xiangrangwojigujiadangniuzuoma，nimen，
haibugouge。”“ni、nifanletianle！”zhaoxiulijianjiaoqilai，shenshoujiuyaolaizhuawo。woceshenyiduo，
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zhishengxiawohechuangshangneigenanren，yijitapingwenqueweiruodehuxisheng。wozoudaochuangbian，fushenkanzheta。
budebushuo，guzhangfengzhangdeshizhenjun。jianmeixingmu，bilianggaoting，napahunmizhe，lianbuxiantiaoyijiugangyifenming。
zuobianmeigushangyouyidaoqianqiandeba，feidanmeipohuaitaderongmao，fanertianlejifenyexing。zheijiushiwodenanren，
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wofuxiashen，duizheneizhangcangbaidezuichun，qingqingwenlexiaqu。chuganbingliang，xiangshizaiqinwenyikuaishitou。
womeiyoufangqi，qiaokaitadeyaguan，jiangzijideqixiduleguoqu。yifenzhong，
liangfenzhong……jiuzaiwoganjueyouxietouyunmuxuanshi，chuangshangnanrendeshouzhi，hurandongleyixia。
suiranzhishiweihuqiweideyixia，danwoqingqingchuchudikanjianle！youxiaoguo！woxinzhongyizhenkuangxi，
zhengzhunbeizaijiezaili，menwaiqueturanchuanlailezhaoxiulanyayizhenuhuodepaimensheng。“linwanqiu！kaimen！
nigexiao**，ganpolewodeyao，kanwojintianbusilenidezui！”woxinliyijin，
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danchaxiaohenjieshi，tamenyishibanhuiyejinbulai。heianzhong，woqiaoqiaowozhuguzhangfengdeshou，tiezaiwodelianjiashang。
“laogong，biepa，yihouwobaohuni。”wobuzhidaotanengbunengtingjian，danhuayingangluo，woqingchudiganjuedao，
tadezhangxin，sihuchuanlaileyisiweiruodenuanyi。02menwaidejiaomashengchixuledagaibangexiaoshi，
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wonengganjuedao，yisiweiruodeshengji，zhengshunzhewomendechunchixiangjiezhichu，congwotineiliuxiangta。
suizhierlaideshiyizhenzhendexuanyunhefali，xiangshiyitianmeichifanyiyang。woyaoyajianchizhe，
zhidaoetoushenchuximidehanzhu，cailianlianbusheditinglexialai。“hu……”wochuanzheqi，pazaitaxiongkou，
xinzangpengpengzhitiao。jiuzaizheishi，yishengjiqiqingweide**，congwoshenxiachuanlai。“ng……”shengyinshaya，
weiruodejihutingbujian，danwogankending，neijueduishiguzhangfengfachulaide！wojidongdechadianjiaochusheng，
lianmangwuzhuzui，coudaotaerbian，yongzhiyouwomenlianggerennengtingjiandeshengyinshuo：“laogong，shinima？
ninengtingjianwoshuohuama？”meiyouhuiying。danwozhidao，zheibushihuanjue。woshenshoutanletantadeetou，
buzaishizhiqianneizhongbingkuyiyangdeliang，ershiyouleyisihuorendewendu。wodezhiliao，qizuoyongle！
woyayizhuneixindekuangxi，kaishisikaoxiayibu。wobunengbaoluwodenengli，fouzezaizheigeshidai，
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woyibianxiangzhe，yibianxiguanxingdiyongshouzhizaichuangyanshangqingqingqiaojizhe，zheishiwoshangbeizijiuyoudexiguan，
sikaoshizonghuibuzijuediqiaochuyiduantedingdemosimima。“kou、koukou、kou……”“jia。
”zheishiwojizijidedaima。zhengdangwozhunbeitangxiaxiuxishi，wodeshouwuyizhongpengdaoletadezhentoudixia，
sihuyoushenmeyingwuluoleyixia。wohaoqidishenshoujinqumosuo，taochulaiyigeyongyouzhibaodezhengzhengqiqidedongxi。
dakaiyikan，jingranshiyifengmeiyouxiewandexin。xindetaitoushi：“jingaidechenshizhang。”zijigangjingyouli，
litouzhibei。“……guanyucicirenwudeyidian，woyiyouchubutuiduan。fujiwomenderen，
duiwomendeluxianhehuolipeizhileruzhizhang，duiwuli，yidingyouneigui。wohuaiyi，mubiaobingfeineipijunhuo，
ershiwo。duifangdemude，shiyaowosi。woyijingsuodingleyigekeyimubiao，
shihouqinchudewang……”xindaozheili，jiaranersheng。zuihouyige“wang”zi，bifengliaocao，xianranshishifaturan，
meilaidejixiewan。wodaoxiyikouliangqi。guzhangfengdezhongshang，bushiyiwai，ershiyichangjingxincehuademousha！
erneigeneigui，henkenenghaizaibuduili，shenzhijiuzaiwomenshenbian！zheigefaxianrangwohoubeifaliang。
ruguoguzhangfengxingguolai，neigeneiguikendinghuixiangbanfazaicixiasishou。wobaxinxiaoxinyiyidizhehao，
zhongxinsaihuizhentoudixia。zheijianshi，jueduibunengrangdisangerenzhidao。diertianyizao，
menwaizhunshixiangqileguxiulidepaimensheng，zheicidaizhejifenxingzailehuo。“linwanqiu！ganjingunchulaizuozaofan！
bieyiweisuozhemenjiumeishile，womengujiabuyangxianren！”womanyouyoudizuoqilai，
guyibatoufaroudeluanqibazao，dazhehaqianqukaimen。menyikai，guxiulijiuxiangwanglichong，
beiwoyishenshoulanzhule。“ganshenme？”tahengmeishuyan。wolanyangyangdikaozaimenkuangshang，chongtagoulegoushouzhi。
tabujiedicouguolai。woyadishengyin，yongyizhongshenmiyouaimeideyuqishuo：“xiaoguzi，biechao，
nigezuowan……leizhele。”shuowan，wohaiyiyousuozhidiroulerouzijideyao。guxiulidelian，
shunjiancongzhanghongbianchenglecanbai，kanzhewodeyanshen，xiangshijianlegui。
03guxiulibeiwoyijuhuayedebantianshuobuchuhualai，zuihouduoleduojiao，maleju“buyaolian”，
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jiudeyongtazuipadefangshiquexinta。tabushijuedewogejingui，wopeibushangma？wojiurangtajuede，
tanei“jingui”degege，yijingbeiwozheigetakanbuqidenvrenji“ranzhi”le。zaofanzhuoshang，
qifenyayidenengdichushuilai。zhaoxiulanchenzhelian，yiyanbufa。
gujialaoerguzhanghehetaxifulicuifendizhetoubalazhewanlideyumihuhu，yanguanbibiguanxin。zhiyouguxiuli，
shibushiyongcuiledudeyanshenwanwoyiyan。wohaobuzaiyi，ziguzidinalegezaliangmantou，baileyiban，
youjialemanmanyikuaizixiancai，qishenjiuyaozou。“zhanzhu！”zhaoxiulanzhongyukaikoule，“niganshenmequ？
”“jiwolaogongsongfan。”wodadelizhiqizhuang，“tazuowanleizhele，wodequweita。
”“pu——”guzhangheyikouyumihuhupenlechulai，beitaxifulicuifenzaizhuozidixiahenhenqialeyiba。
zhaoxiulandelianchediheile：“hushuobadao！zhangfengta……”“tazenmele？”wozhuanguoshen，
xiaoyinyindikanzheta，“popo，suiranzhangfengxianzaidongbule，dantashouxianshigenanren，qicicaishigebingren。
yishengyeshuole，yaoduogentashuohua，duo**ta，shuobudingnatianjiuxingle。wozheishizaizhixingyishengdezhufu，
jijijinxing‘huanxingzhiliao’。”zheitaoshuoci，shiwozuowanxiangleyisuxiangchulaide。
jinengjieshiwoweishenmefeiyaogentayou“qinmijiechu”，younengduzhuyouyouzhikou。
zhaoxiulanbeiwozheitaowailixieshuoqidezuichunzhiduosuo，queyijuhuayefanbobuchulai。yinweijunquzongyuandewangjiaoshou，
queshishuoguoleisidehua。“ni……nijianzhishishangfengbaisu！”guxiulipaizhezhuozizhanqilai。“shangfengbaisu？
”wotiaoletiaomei，muguangzaitashenshangzhuanleyiquan，“xiaoguzi，nijinnianshijiuleba？yegaishuoqinle。
yaoshirangwaimianderenzhidao，nizaijiaduizijideqinsaozidahuxiaojiao，buzhidaode，
haiyiweizanmengujiadejiafengyouwentini。”“ni！”“haole！doujiwobizui！
”yishengzhongqishizudedihechuanlai。shigujiadedajiazhang，guzhangfengdefuqin，gujianjun。
tagangcongwaimianchenlianhuilai，chuanzheyishenjiujunzhuang，jianbangshangdazhetiaomaojin，lianseyansu。“xiangshenmeyangzi！
chifandoudubuzhuzui！”gujianjunfalehua，zhaoxiulanheguxiulilikexiangbeizhapodeqiqiu，nianle。
woxinlisonglekouqi。zheiweigonggong，sihushigejiangdaolideren。woduanzhewanhuidaoxiwu，guanshangmen，
bamantoupaozaiyumihuhuli，yongshaoziyidianyidiandiweijiguzhangfeng。taxianzaihaibunengtunyan，
dabufendoushunzhezuijiaoliulechulai。wonaixindiyongmaojinjitacaganjing，coudaotaerbianqingshengshuo：“laogong，
nikedekuaidianhaoqilai。buran，nixifuwojiuyaobeinimahe**jishengtunhuobole。”“nitingdaolema？
tingdaolejiujiwodianfanying。”woyibianshuo，yibianwozhetadeshou，jiangwodeqixiduguoqu。zheici，
woqingchudiganjuedao，tadehoujieshangxiagundongleyixia。xiangshizaihuiyingwo。jiuzaizheishi，
dayuanlideyishenglidafu，beizheyaoxiangzoulejinlai。tashilaijiguzhangfengzuolixingjianchade。
lidafushigujiadelaolinju，kanzheguzhangfengzhangda，duitagewaishangxin。tazhaolijianchaletongkongfanying，
tinglexintiao，youfanlefanguzhangfengdeyanpi。“yi？”lidafuhuranfachuyishengqingweidejingtan。
genjinlaidezhaoxiulanheguxiulilikejinzhangqilai：“lishu，zenmele？
shibushiwogeta……”lidafumeilitamen，younachutingzhenqi，zaiguzhangfengxiongkoutinglebantian，
lianshangdebiaoqingyuelaiyuejingya。“qiguai，zhenshiqiguai……”tanannanziyu。“lishu，nikuaishuoa，
daodizenmele！”zhaoxiulanjidekuaikule。lidafutaiqitou，kanzhewomen，
lianshangdaizheyisibuganzhixindejidong：“zhangfeng……zhangfengdexintiao，bishangzhouyouliduole！
erqienikantadelianse，shibushi……shibushihongrunleyidian？”zhaoxiulanheguxiulilianmangcouguoqukan。
jingtazheimeyishuo，haoxianghaizhenshi！zhiqiandeguzhangfeng，liansecanbaidexiangzhi，jintiankanqilai，
queshiyouleyisixuese。“zhei……zheishizenmehuishi？”zhaoxiulanshengyinzhandou。
lidafuyaoleyaotou：“woyebuzhidao。anlishuo，hunmizheimejiu，shentijinengyinggaibuduanshuaituicaidui。
kezhangfengzheiqingkuang，daoxiangshizai……zaihaozhuan？”tabamuguangzhuanxiangwo，yanshenlidaizhetanjiu：“wanqiua，
nizheijitian，douzenmezhaoguzhangfengde？”woxinligedengyixia，mianshangquebudongshengse，
luchuyifuqieshengshengdebiaoqing：“wo……woyemeizuoshenme。jiushimeitianfutaqilaicacashenzi，
ranhou……ranhouyizhipeitashuohua。”“shuohua？”“ng。”wodianlediantou，lianjia“shishi”dihongle，
“jiu……jiugentashuowomenyiqiandeshi，suiranwomenyemeishenmeyiqian……wojiujitabian，
bianwomenshizenmerenshi，zenmetanduixiangde……”woshuodeqingzhenyiqie，guxiulizaipangbiantingdezhifanbaiyan。
lidafuqueluchulerandeshenqing，yipaidatui：“zheijiuduile！zheijiao‘qingganhuanxingliaofa’！
wozhiqianzaiguowaideyibenyixuezazhishangkandaoguo！meixiangdao，zhenyouyong！”takanzhewo，
yanshenlimanshizanxu：“wanqiua，nizhenshigehaoxifu！nifangxin，chongxizheigeshuofabukexue，
dannizheizhongzhaogufangshi，jueduishiduide！jianchixiaqu，zhangfengshuobudingzhenyouxingguolaideneiyitian！
”youlelidafuzheige“quanweirenzheng”，zhaoxiulanheguxiulikanwodeyanshendoubianle。suiranhaishibudaijian，
danzhishao，meineimedishile。wo，linwanqiu，jiarugujiadediyizhang，kaozhe“kexue”yu“xuanxue”dejiehe，
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sihudongleyixia，xiangshizai……huiyingwo？04neiyixiaqingweiderudong，jihuweibukecha，quexiangyidaodianliu，
shunjianjizhonglewo。womengditaiqitou，duishangtajinbideshuangyan。shicuojuema？wopingzhuhuxi，zaicifushen，
zheiyici，wojiangsuoyoudezhuyilidoujizhongzailetadechunshang。shijianyifenyimiaoguoqu。
jiuzaiwokuaiyaofangqideshihou，neirouruandechugan，youyicichuanlaile。bushicuojue！tazaihuiyingwo！
suirantahaibunengzhengkaiyanjing，bunengshuohua，dantadeshenti，yijingkaishiyouyishididuiwozuochufanyingle！
wojidongdehunshenfadou，yanleichadiandiaoxialai。“guzhangfeng，nizheige**！”wopazaitaxiongkou，youkuyouxiao，
“nizaibuxingguolai，wojiu……wojiugaijia！”woyebuzhidaozijiweishenmehuishuochuzheizhonghua，
huoxushilianrilaideyaliheweiqu，zaizheiyikezhaodaolexuanxiekou。woshuowan，jiuganjuewozhewodeneizhidashou，
huranshoujinle。lidaobuda，danzuyirangwoganshoudaotadeqingxu。tazai……shengqi？wolengleyixia，
suijipotiweixiao。zheijiahuo，douchengzheiyangle，piqihaizheimeda。wocaganyanlei，coudaotaerbian，
xuezhexiwenlideyangzi，ehenhendishuo：“nitingzhe，congjintianqi，nijiushiwoderenle。nidemingshiwode，
niderenyeshiwode。meiyouwodeyunxu，nibuzhunsi，gengbuzhunyizhishuizhe，tingjianmeiyou？”tadeshoudongledong，
xiangshizai**，youxiangshizaichengnuo。congneitianqi，guzhangfengde“haozhuan”biandeyuelaiyuemingxian。
tabuzaixuyaowofeilidiqiaokaiyaguanweishi，zhiyaowobashaozisongdaozuibian，tajiuhuizijizhangkaizui。
lianseyeyitianbiyitianhongrun，shenzhiliangeboshangdejirou，dousihubiyiqianjieshileyixie。zheixiebianhua，
rangzhenggegujiadoulongzhaozaiyizhongjipanwangyoubuganxiangxindefuzaqingxuli。zhaoxiulanduiwodetaidu，
yefashengleyibaibashidudedazhuanbian。tabuzaiduiwohengmeishuyan，suiranhaishibuzenmexiao，
danhuizhudongbafanzhuoshangzuiyouyingyangdejidangao、roumodundanwangwomianqiantui。“duochidian，ni……nizhaoguzhangfeng，
xinkule。”tashenzhikaishijiaowodemingzi，erbushi“wei”。wozhidao，zheishitabianxiangdizaitaohaowo，
xiwangwoneng“zaijiezaili”，rangtaerzizaorikangfu。wotanranjieshou。zheishiwoyingdede。zhiyouguxiuli，
haishineifudexing。“heng，deyishenme，bujiushiyunqihaoma。”taxiaoshengdigu，“dengwogexingle，
zhidaonishigeshenmehuose，diyigejiugennilihun！”duiyutadetiaoxin，wolianyanpidoulandetaiyixia。
genyigebeichonghuaidejuyingzhiqi，chunshulangfeishengming。woxianzaidequanbuxinshen，doufangzaileguzhangfengshenshang。baitian，
wojitacaxishenti，**jirou，dubaozhi，jianggushi。wanshang，yeshenrenjingzhishi，
jiushiwomenliangde“mimizhiliao”shijian。tadehuiyingyuelaiyueduo，congyikaishidedongdongshouzhi，daohoulai，
woqintadeshihou，tashenzhinengfachumohudeyinjie。wonengganjuedao，tadeyishi，zhengzaiyigejianyingdeqiaoli，
yidianyidiandisuxing。erwo，jiushineigezaokaiwaiqiaoderen。zheitianwanshang，wozhaolijitadubao。
dudaoyizeguanyunanbianzhanchangxingshijinzhangdexinwenshi，wohuranganjue，tawozhewodeshou，mengdishoujinle。
wotingxialai，kanxiangta。yueguangxia，tademeitoujinjinzhouzhe，lianshangshijiaojihedanyoudeshense。woxinliyidong，
couguoquwen：“zenmele？nishizaidanxinqianxiandezhanyouma？”tahoulonglifachuyishengdichende“ng”。
zheishitadiyici，yongshengyinqingxidihuidawodewenti。wofuxiashen，qingqingpaizhetadexiongkou，
anfudao：“biedanxin，womende**zhanshi，doushizuibangde。tamenyidinghuishenglide。”“erqie，
”wodunledun，zhishizhetadeyanjing，yiziyijudishuo，“dengnihaole，nihainenghuiqu，
jixudangnidedayingxiong。”wodehuayingangluo，yizhijinbizheshuangyandeta，yanpihuranjuliedizhandongqilai。