《救命,捡来的书生偷鸡比我还溜!》 小说介绍
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xiulianbainianzhongyuhuaxing,xiashandiyitianjiujiandaogejueseshushengyundaozailubian。wojiazhuangchunponongnvbatatuohuiwo,
tiantianweitawozuiaidehuluobugeng。taxiaodewenrunwuhai:“guniangshouyi…dute。”zhidaoneiwan,
wokanjiantaliluofanchuangqiaokailinjujishe,
diaozhecaodigu:“esixiaoyele…”wodunzaicaoconglimudengkoudai:“xiongdi,
nizheibing…shizhiyouwanshangcaifazuoma?”tajiangzhu,suijipiqiyixiao,batoulaidejisaiwohuaili:“fengkoufei,
kaoleta?”houlaiwocaizhidao,zheikansirouruodeshusheng,fuheishouduanbiwodeguodihaihei。1.gan!
zhengzhengyibainian!zhidaozheiyibainianwozheizhituzishizenmeguodema?!
shandonglizuihouyidianlingqizhongyubeiwozhadeganganjingjing,shibishangningjiedebainianlingsuihuazuojifen,
fenfenyangyangluoxia。wo,bairuanruan,dongfuzuihouyidaitujing,mengdizhengkaiyan,yandijingguangyishanerguo,
zhoushenneicengkunlewozuzubainiandezhigu“kaca”yisheng,suile。renxing!shilaoniangmengmeiyiqiuderenxing!
wojihushiliangundaipapudaoshandonglineiyanjimanyushuidexiaowadiqian,shuimiandaoyingchuyizhanglian——jianqiaodexiaba,
shuiwangwangdehongyanjing,toudingliangzhixuebaidezhanger……dengdeng?!erduo?!womengditaishouyimo,maorongrong,
ruanhuhu,haihuisuizhewodexinyidouyidou!gan!huaxingmeihuawanquan?!suanlesuanle,xianbuguanle!bainianle,
waimiandeshijiebuzhidaozenmeyangle!bainiandaoxingyichaocheng,wodingzheliangmeizanghaodetuerduo,
liangundaipachongchuguanlebainiandeshandong。renjian!wolaila!shanjiaoxia,yigeqingyishushengmianchaoxiadaozainidili,
shuxiangsanjia,renshibusheng。woshenchujiaojian,xiaoxinyiyibarentongfanguolai——sihasiha!haoshuai!
zheishijianzenmehuiyouzheimeshuaidenanzi!womaozhexingxingyan,
bazheigejunqiaodexiaolangjundaihuilewodezangbaodong——yigeshanjiaodexiaomuwu。zhushangyiguomeiweidehuluobuzhou,
jihunmideshushengguanlejikou,tameitouzhoudenengjiasicangying,lengshimeixing。lianxusantian,yirisandunhuluobu,
huayangfanxin,shushengquehunshuizhonglianserijiancailv。disanwan,wogangcongshanshangmishihuilai,luguochaifang,
quejianchuanghudakai!neibengaihunshuideshushengyishanzhengqi,zhengliluodifanchuchuang,maoyaocuanxianggebijishe,
mochutiesisanxialiangxiaqiaokaisuo,shoufalaolianzhiji。tazuilidiaozhegencao,
xiaoshengbaoyuan:“esixiaoyele…zhuangyunbidajiahailei…zaitangxiaquzuilizhenyaodanchuniaole…”linqiyizhifeiji,
shushengmanyidiantou:“haishizigeerdongshoufengyizushi。”yihuitou,zhengduishangdunzaicaocongli、mudengkoudaidewo,
shushengdongzuoyijiang。wohuanhuantaishouzhizhita,youzhizhitashoulideji,jijingdeyeli,
xiangqiwozhenchengdeyiwen:“xiongdi,nizheibing…shizhiyouwanshangcaifazuoma?”“gu、guniang,zheimewanle,
nitingwojieshi……”“jieshisha?”woxuezhetabaitiandeyuqi,manyouyoudiwen,
“shuoniqujijishekanfengshuile?haishineijizijiyundaoleqiunibatadaihuijia?
”talinlelinshoulineizhihaizaiputengdebukoudai,zhalexiayan,jihushishunjian,
yizhonghunbulindepiqijiuqudailecuoe。talinzhejidaizihuanglehuang,liezuiyixiao,
luchuliangkejianjiandexiaohuya:“he、hehe……ruguowoshuo,shizheijixiandongdeshou,ni…xinma?
”wo:“……”woxinnigetuziweiba!meidengwofanbo,
tajiqizirandibajiwangwohuailiyisai:“jianmianfenyiban,fengkoufei。kaoleta,bieshuochuqu,zenmeyang?
”bangeshichenhou,muwuhouyuanshengqiyixiaocugouhuo。shushengwanqixiuzi,shoufashuliandichulifeiji,
moyanshangjia,fanzhuankaozhi,dongzuoxingyunliushui,kandewoyanhualiaoluan。youzhidiluohuodui,fachu“zizi”shengxiang,
xiangqimimankailai,goudewoduzilidechanchonggugujiao。wokenlesantianhuluobudewei,zhongyudedaolejiushu!
“re,tu…keke,guniang,changchang。”shushengsixiayitiaojinhuangyouliangdejitui,diguolai,
yanjingzaihuoguangxialiangjingjingde,daizhedianxixue。woyegubushangtaneikeyidetingdunle,jieguolaiyaoleyidakou。
waipijiaoxiang,neilixiannen!“wu…haochi!”woxingfudeyanjingmiqi,toudingdebujindixia,
neiduibuzhengqidezhangerduojidongdidouledou,chadianbabujinxiankai。shushengkanzhewodechixiang,xiaodegengshenlexie,
zijiyesilekuairou,chidehaowuxingxiang,nahaiyoubanfenshushengdesiwen。“wojiaohujiu,”tabianjiaobianshuo,
“hushuodehu,bajiubulishidejiu。guniangzenmechenghu?”“bairuanruan。”wohanhubuqingdida,manzuiyouguang。
“baiguniang,”hujiudiandiantou,henshizilaishudiyoujiwosilekuaijichibang,
“duoxienizheijiri…e…dujujiangxindehuluobukuandai。”woyoudianlianhong,
xiaoshengdunang:“wo…wojiujuedehuluobushizuihaochide…”hujiuhahadaxiao:“lijielijie,geyousuohaoma。
jiuxiangwo,wuroubuhuan,yidunmeirou,hunshennanshou。”tapaipaishoushangdehui,
henshigankai:“neitianyaobushiedeqianxiongtiehoubei,woyebuzhiyuyunzailubian。
”wokenjichidedongzuomanlexialai。yuanlaitabushibing,shiede?wotoutoumiaota,
huoguanggoulechutadaixiaodecelian,bibaitianneifuxuruoyangzishunyanduole,ye…haokanduole。xinlimomingyoudianruan,
haiyoudianse。“ni…nijiahenyuanma?zenmeechengzheiyang?”wowen。hujiudongzuodunleyixia,
suijiwusuoweidisongsongjian:“jia?jiushanneibianyigexiaopocunzi,zaomeirenle。jiuwoyige,jiatusibi,
haoziquledoudekuzhechulai。”tanaqiyigenshuzhibolebohuodui,
yuqiqingsongdexiangzaishuobierendeshi:“neitianshangshan,benlaishitingshuoxianlingqianjinyaoqushandingsimiaoqifu,
xiangzhenengbunenglaige‘ouyu’,cengdianpanchanhuozhegancuiruzhuihunkoufanchi,jieguomeisuanhaoshijian,
eyunzaibandaole。xingkuiyushangguniangni…dehuluobu。”wotingdeyilengyilengde。ruzhui?hunfanchi?
zheirenzenmebachiruanfanshuodezheimelizhiqizhuang?kekanzhetabeihuoguangyingzhaode、daizhedianmanbujingxinxiaoyidelian,
woyoujuede…haoxiangyemeishenmebudui。huozhema,buhanchen。
biwomentuziweilekouluobuwadongsanqianliqiangdianyouxian。“neini…jiexialaiquna?”woxinliyoudiandagu。
hujiurengdiaoshuzhi,pailepaishou,zhanqishen,huoguangjiangtadeyingziladehenzhang。“mingtianyizaojiuzou。
”tashuodegancui。woxinligedengyixia,shoulidejichibangturanbuxiangle,“qu…quna?”“quxianchenga!
shijiezheimeda,woxiangqukankan!”hujiudeyingzibeiladelaozhang,wodexinkongdangdangde。
2.hujiuzuizhonghaishizoule,jiuzaineigekaojixiangweihaimeiwanquansanjindeqingchen。tameitidaiwoyiqi,
woyemeihaoyisisipilailiandigenzhe,suiranwoneiketuzixinjiudegenbeirouzhoudehuluobuyeziside。
taxiaosadihuihuishou,beiyingxiaoshizaichenwuli,shuoshiyaoquxianchengchuangdang,zhengdaqian,tiantianchirou。
wozaineipomuwuliduizhejigenshengluobufaleliangtiandai,xinlikongluoluode。zuihouwoxinyiheng!bujiushixianchengma?
bentujingyibainiandedaoxingshibaixiude?woyequ!meiqimingyue:jiandutahaiwohuluobuqianhejiqian!dui,
jiushizheigejiekou,wanmei!xianchengkezhendaa,renjiren,chaodewoerduowengwengde,suiranchanzhebujin,
danhaishijuedenaoxin。wofeilehaodajing,caizaiyigechaochaorangrangdejiulouhouxiangzhaodaolehujiu。
tazhengdunzaiyouninideshuigoubian,duizheduijirushandezangwanpanyunqi,
shenshangneijianxidefabaideqingshanzhanmanleyouzi,etoushangdoushihan。“wei!”wohanletayisheng。taheleyitiao,
mengditaitou,kanjianshiwo,lianshangshanguoyisijingya,suijiyouguashangneifupipidexiao:“yo,baiguniang?
zhuizhaizhuidaozheierlaile?fangxin,qiannideluobu,dengwofadale……”“shaofeihua!”wodaduanta,
nulirangzijideyuqitingqilaixiongbabade,“woshilaijiandunidagonghaiqiande!kannizheiyang,
bieqianmeizhengdaoxianesijietou,wodezhangbujiuhuangle?”wozhilezhineiduizangwan:“nizhei……xingbuxinga?
”hujiulianshangdexiaorongjiangleyixia,suijiruowuqishidinaqiyigewanshuashuakaixi,shuihuasijian:“xiaoyisi!
bujiushixiwanma?zongbichaoshuqiang,neishudianlaobanjuranxianwozichou!jianzhiyouyanwuzhu!”yuanlaitashuodechuangdang,
jiushilaizhaohuoergan,jieguowenhuabugou,zhinengganzheizuileizuiyoudehuoer。woxinliyoudianbushiziwei,
shuohaodechuangdangjianghudachidaheni?zenmejiuhunchengzheiyangle?“ni……nizheidexidaoshenmeshihouqu?
”wokanzheneishanyiyangdewandie,ganjuezijidetuzhuazidouzaiyinyinzuotong。“kuailekuaile!”tazuiying,
dandongzuomingxianyoudiangenbushangtang,beiguanshidehouleliangju,suolesuobozi,xidegengmailile,
celiankanzheyoudianlangbei,youyoudianjueqiang。guishishenchadi,woluqixiuzijiuzoujinlejiulouhouyuan,
zhaodaoneigeyilianxiongxiangdeguanshi。“laoban,zhaorenxiwanbu?woliqida,ganhuolisuo!”wotingzhiyaoban,
jinliangrangzijikanqilaikaopu。guanshishangxiadaliangwo,dagaikanwogezixiao,youdianhuaiyi。“tagenwoyiqide!
”hujiuturanzaihoumianhanleyisangzi,“woliangdahuo,xidekuai!gongqiansuanyifenjiuxing!
”guanshihuyidikankanwomen,dagaishizhenqueren,youshengyifengongqian,zuizhonghuihuishou:“xingbaxingba,
ganjinganhuo!xibuwankougongqian!”yushi,wojiuzheime“mingzhengyanshun”diliulexialai,
hehujiuchenglexiwandazi。tianzhidaoxiwanzheihuoeryouduozhemotu!younini、hualiuliu,
neixieshengcaicangengdeweidaohunzazaiyiqi,xundewotouyunyanhua。wodoubuganyongqingjieshu,
palinglibodongbeishenmeluguodedaoshihuozhelihaijiahuochajuedao,jiwodangyaoguaishoulequ。zhinenglaolaoshishi,
tushouxi!reshuitangdewoshouzhifahong,yitianxialai,yaosuanbeitong,ganjuetushengdadaoleqiansuoweiyoudejianxindingfeng。
hujiuneijiahuo,daoshishiyingdetingkuai,yibianxiyibianhainenggenwochakedahun。“ruanruanguniang,nikanzheigepanzi,
xiangbuxiangnishangcikaohudeneigehuluobubing?”“ruanruan,dongzuokuaidianer,neibianyousonglaiyikuang!”“ai,
xiaoxindianbieshuaile,shuailekedeconggongqianlikou,nideluobuqianjiugengyaoyaowuqileha!”woleidebuxiangshuohua,
zhinengfeiqishoulidepanzibiaoshi**!xi!woxi!woxixixi!weile……weiledingzhuwodezhaiwurenbupaolu!
dui,jiushizheiyang!keshi,kanzhetazaiwopangbian,wanzhexiuzi,efabeihanshuidashi,
celianzhuanzhu(suiranouertoulan),shibushichongwojimeinongyanyixia……wozheiketuzixin,
zenmejiuputongputongyuetiaoyuekuaileni?shenzhijuede,zheizaogaodexiwangongzuo,haoxiangyemeineimenanaole。
tashouben,youshihoudasuipanzi,wozonghuixiayishidi、toutouyongshentidangyixia,huozheganjinsaodaoyibian,
jiazhuangmeifasheng,patabeima。tahanleitoulandeshihou,wohuimomobataneikuangwannuoguolaiyidian,
bangtaduoxijige。chifandeshihou,jiulouguanyiduncaomifanheyidianqingtangguashuidesucai,tazonghuiaishengtanqi,
niantaozherouarou。wohuijiazhuangzijibue,bawowanlineidianshaodekeliandeyouxingzibodaotawanli,
zuishanghaixianqi:“kuaichinideba,chibaolecaiyouliqihaiwoqian!”tahuilengleyixia,ranhouxiaoxixidijieshou,
yidianyebukeqi:“haishiruanruanguniangxintengwo!”woxinliyoutianyousuan。zheigebendan,
tahaoxiangzhendezhijuedewoshilaitaozhaide,shigeyiqidagongde、haitinggouyisideqionggemener。
tagenwogoujiandabei,fenxiangnatiaoxiangzidemantouzuibianyi,tucaoguanshideduokoumen,
changxiangyihouyouqianleyaoquchibiantianxiasuoyoumeishi……weidukanbuchu,wokantashi,yuelaiyuezangbuzhudeyanshen。
takanqilaimeixinmeifei,haoxiangxiwandejianxinheweilaidemiaomangdoubusuanshenmeshi,zhengtianlehehede。
kewoyoushihoubanyexinglai,huikandaotazaiyuanzijiaoluoli,duizheyueliangfadai,neifuluomodeyangzi,
hebaitianpanruoliangren。dantianyiliang,tayouhuishineigexipixiaolian、hanzhe“ruanruankaigongle”dehujiu。wodexin,
jiuzaitazheizhongmeixinmeifeiheouerliuludechenmoli,yuexianyueshen。zheizhai,pashizhenyaotaobuhuilaile。
bujintaobuhuilai,haoxianghaidebazijiyedajinqu。ai,tushengjiannan,qinglugengjiannan。haidejixuxipanzi。
3.jiuzaiwoyiweiwoyaokaoxipanzidadongwodexiaolangjunshi,yigeehaoturanchuanlai。hujiuchongwozhazhayan,
daizhedianjiaoxiaheshizaibide:“gangdedexiaoxi,xianlinglaoyebaileitaibiwuzhaoqin!
weitaneigejushuolinengkangdingdebaobeiguinvxuanxu!”wo:“nibuhuiyaoquba???”hujiuwanqixiuzi,
luchukanshangqubingbusuankuiwu,danxiantiaoliuchangdexiaobei:“biekanxiaoyewozheiyang,
xiaoshihouyeshigenmiaoliwusenghunguode,sanjiaomaogongfuduifujigexiuhuazhentouchuochuoyouyu。”tayanlishanzheguang,
bushiwenrunde,ershiyebobodedeguang:“zhongdianshi,yinglederen,bujinnengquqianjin,
hainengdedaoxianlingjiazuchuandeyikuaibaoyu!tingshuojiazhiliancheng!”“dengxiaoyenadaoneibaoyu,
huanleqian…”tadashouyihui,yiqifengfa,“tiantianchirou!chiyiwandaoyiwan!”wozhangzhezui,chedishale。
bushiyinweibiwuzhaoqin,yebushiyinweilinengkangdingdeqianjin,gengbushiyinweineijiazhilianchengdebaoyu。
ershi…tayaoquzhaoqin?yigumomingde、suanliuliudeqingxumengdichongshangtouding,
bikenlebashigesuanguozihaise。xinlidudehuang,youkongluoluode。womengdizhanqilai,
shengyindouyoudianbiandiao:“ni…niyaoququneigelinengkangdingde?jiuweileyikuaiposhitou?
”hujiubeiwoturandejidongnongdeyileng,suijishixiao:“aiyo,wodeshayatou,shenmejiaoposhitou,neishiqian!
shirou!shixiaoyaokuaihuoderizi!”tacoujinyidian,yadishengyin,xiangshifenxiangshenmemimi:“zaishuole,
chengleqin,nalebaobei,daoshihoutiangaohaikuo,wohaibunengliuma?
sheiyaozhengenneimuyechaguoyibeizi…”“buxing!”wotuokouerchu,shengyinyoujianyouxi,
bazijidouheleyitiao。hujiuchedilengzhu,yihuodikanzhewo。woliantengdiyixiaquanhongle,
toudingdebujindoukuaiyaogaibuzhufatangdeerduo。woxintiaorugu,youhuangyouji,naoziliyituanluanma。
wobuxiangrangtaqu。buxiangtaquzhaoreshenmexianlingqianjin。buxiangtanazheneilaoshenzibaoyuyuanzougaofei。
“fanzheng…fanzhengjiushibuxing!”woyuwulunci,gancuishualai,“nineisanjiaomaogongfu…qudaleijiushisongsi!
beidasilezenmeban?”hujiubaozhegebo,haoxiaodikanzhewo:“yo,baiguniangzheishi…danxinwo?
”“shei、sheidanxinnile!”wozhamao,chadiantiaoqilai,“woshi…woshipanisile,
meirenpeiwozheixietiandehuluobuqian!haiyouji!dui!jiqian!haiyouwozheimeduotianxipanzideqian!
”wocaibushitantumeisezhiren,budui,zhituni!hujiukanzhewohongpupudelianheshanshuodeyanshen,
zuijiaomanmangouqiyigewanweidehudu,tuozhanglediaozi:“e——zheiyanga——”tahuranfushen,
neizhangjunlianmengdicoudaowomianqian,jindenengganshoudaotadehuxi。“keshi,”tashengyinyadi,daizhedianguhuo,
“woyaoshiyingle,jiuyouqianle,bujinnenghainiluobuqian,jiqian,hainengfenniyidiane。jianzheyoufenma。
”“sheixihannidechouqian!”woqidexiangchuaita,youyoudiantuiruan。“neiniyaoshenme?”hujiubutuifanjin,
yanjingmiqi,xiangzhifaxianleyouquliewudehuli。wobeiwenzhule。woyaoshenme?woyaotabiequ。
yaotahaixiangzheijitianyiyang,daizai…daizainengkanjiandedifang。
yao…yaota…wodemuguangbuyouzizhudiluozaitadaizhexiaoyidezuichunshang,
xintiaokuaidekuaiyaocongsangziyanlibengchulai。“wo…wo…”wobielebantian,yanjingyibi,xinyiheng,
jihushihouchulaide——“woyaonigetou!”3.hujiucidiaoxiwanhuojideneitian,yangguangciyandehen,
huangdewoyanjingfasuan。tabaneikuaipomobuwangshuicaoliyireng,jianqiyichuanyounideshuihua,
dongzuoxiaosadexiangshirengdiaoshenmepolan,erbushiwomenlianghangchihangchixilelianggeyuecaimianqiangbaozhudegongzuo。
“zoule,ruanruan!”taliezuiyixiao,luchuneiliangkebiaozhixingdexiaohuya,yangguangluozaitalianshang,
mingmingshigaisidehaokan,woquezhixiangbashoulidepanzikoutatoushang。“zouqunaer?
”woniezhegedizhepaomodewan,shouzhiguanjieyouxiefabai,“youquzhaogexinguanzixiwan?”“xishenmewan!
”tadashouyihui,yiqifengfa,haoxiangzheibangeyuebeiguanshimadegouxuelintouderenbushita,
“xiaoyewodatingdaole,xiantaiyejiadebiwuzhaoqin,jiuzaijintian!leitaidoudahaole!”woxintoumengdiyichen,
wanchadianhuatuoshou。“ni……nizhenyaoqu?”“neidangran!”tayanjingliangdejingren,xiangshielangkanjianlerou,
“duohaodemaimai!dayingle,rencailiangde,zoushangrenshengdianfeng!dashuleyemeisha,
tingshuoshangcandouyoufuxuyinqianna,goutangpinghaoyizhenzile!zenmesuandoubukui!”maimai?taguanzheijiaomaimai?
wodexinxiangshibeihuluobuhenhenchuoleyixia,youseyouteng。suoyitazheixietiangenwoyiqixipanzi,
xinlipansuandeyizhishizheige?neixiegoujiandabei,neixiechakedahun,
neixiebanyetoulaidemantou……nandaodoushijiade?“ni……”wosangzifagan,shengyinyoudiandou,
“nijiuweiledianyinqian,yaoquaizou?shenzhi……shenzhikeneng……”kenengbeidasi。
kenengzhendeququneigelinengkangdingdeqianjin。houmiandehuawoshuobuchukou,houlongdudelihai。“aiyo,
wodeshatuzi,”tahurancoujin,shouzhifeikuaidizaiwobijianshanggualeyixia,
daizhexiwanshuideliangyiheyisiruoyousiwudeyouni,“fangxin,xiaoyewoxinliyoushu。dabuguowohaibuhuipaoma?
zaishuole……”tachongwozhazhayan,yadishengyin,
xiangshizaifenxiangshenmelebuqidemimi:“wanyixiaoyewozoulegoushiyun,zhenyingleni?
daoshihoudaizhebaobeilaizhaoni,fenniyiban!zanmenjiubuyongzaizheipodifangxiyibeiziwanle!”sheiyaonidebaobei!
sheiyaonifenwoyiban!woxiangdashenghouta,xianggaosutabiequ,xiangwentaneiwozenmeban?
womenzheibangeyuesuanzenmehuishi?kekanzhetaneizhangxieman“yaoquganpiaodade”dexingfenlianpang,
suoyoudehuadoukazailehoulongli,bianchengyizhongjianruidesuanchu,zhichongyankuang。tagenbenbudong。
tayanlizhiyoutade“maimai”,tade“bukui”,taderouhexiaoyaorizi。erwo,
dagaizhishitaluoposhiouranyudaodeyige……haisuanbucuodexiwangongyoujianzhaizhu?“suinibian!
”womengdizhuanguoshen,zhuaqiyigezangpanziyonglishuaxi,paomojianleyishen,“beidacanlebielaizhaowo!
”shengyinxiongbabade,daizhewozijidoumeichajuedaodegengyan。hujiuzaiwoshenhouheiheixiaoleliangsheng:“zoule!
dengxiaoyehaoxiaoxi!”jiaobushengjianxingjianyuan。wojiangzhebei,shoulidepanziyueshuayuekuai,yueshuayueyongli,
zhidaozhijietonghong,jihuyaomopopi。zhouweicaozaderensheng、wandiepengzhuangshenghaoxiangdouliwohenyuan,
naozilifanfuhuixiangzhetaneiju“zoule,dengxiaoyehaoxiaoxi”。haoxiaoxi?shenmehaoxiaoxi?
tayinglequbierendehaoxiaoxi?haishitabeidadebansinadaofuxuyindehaoxiaoxi?wulunnage,
dourangwonanshoudechuanbuguoqi。yanleizhongyubuzhengqidizaxialai,hunjinyounidexiwanshuili,xiaoshibujian。
bendanhujiu!chunshusheng!da**!xinidepanzibuhaoma?suiranlei,suiranqiong,
keshi……keshi……keshiwomeitiandounengkandaonia。xianzaini?tayaoquleitaile,
yaoquweilingyigenvrendajiale。xiongkoumendefateng,xiangshibeishenmedongxihenhenzuanzhule。wobunengdaizaizheilile。
yikeyedaibuxiaqu。woyebamobuyireng,shenzhimeigenguanshideshuoyisheng,shihunluopodipaochulejiulouhouxiang。
jieshangrenshengdingfei,biwangrigengrenao,suoyourendouzaixinggaocailiediwangchengzhongxinyong,
taolunzhexianlingqianjindebiwuzhaoqin。“tingshuoneileitaiqipaidehen!”“kebushima,jiangliyefenghou!
 
                 救命,捡来的书生偷鸡比我还溜!
                                救命,捡来的书生偷鸡比我还溜!