《分手冷酷》 小说介绍
xiaoshuozhurengongshisongzhiduanyandexiaoshuojiao《fenshoulengku》,tadezuozheshiduanyansongzhisuobianxiedeyanqingfenggedexiaoshuo,shuzhongzhuyaojiangshule:「a?」woyiliannanguo:「tamenmingminghenxiangai……」duanyan:「suoyicongxianzaikaishiniyaohaohaoduanlianshenti。」「e……a?guanwoshenmeshi……...
《分手冷酷》 第1章 免费试读
woxiaohaobeibachulaile,wangyoumenkandaolewowandamaoxianshiduinanyoushuofenshoudeliaotianjilu——
我:「分手吧。」
duanyan:「?jinzhengzheisichu。」
wo:「worenzhende,zhongshizhuangzhoumengledie,nishienciyeshijie,chentuile,zheiyituijiushiyibeizi。」
duanyan:「genwowangadeshiba?woyehui,daiyuzanghua,wozangai。womashangjidianwosiqudeaiqing。」
wo:「ganggangwandamaoxianni。」
duanyan:「zhidaole,fenshoujie。(meigui)」
wodeyouyaxingxianghuiyuyidi,quanwangdoukaishichaoxiaowo。
wangyoulaping:【zheimechaonibuyaomingla?】
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wotafangle,taleyizhonghenxindefang。
zuotianheguimiwanzhenxinhuadamaoxian,beiyaoqiugenduanyanshuofenshou。
wonaqishoujidazi:「fenshouba。」
duanyanmiaohui:「jinzhengzheisichu。」
songzhilianmangsongyongwo:「bazheigefeizhuliufenshouwenanjitafaguoqu。」
woyilianwuyu:「buxing,taigale。」
songzhiyizhisongyongwo,wozhenghaoyexianggenduanyanfanhuierjian,fuzhizhantiefaleguoqu。
wo:「worenzhende,zhongshizhuangzhoumengledie,nishienciyeshijie,chentuile,zheiyituijiushiyibeizi。」
shoubulele,gadewojiaozhitoukouchuleyizuobalalamoxianbao。
duanyanzhijiejiwofalaiyigeshipintonghua。
wolianmangxinjingdanzhandijujie,wozhengzaijiubani,jielebudebeitamasi。
guoleyihuier,duanyanhuifuwo:「genwowangadeshiba?woyehui,daiyuzanghua,wozangai。womashangjidianwosiqudeaiqing。」
wokanwanchadianxiaochaleqi,shengfuyumomingqimiaoshanglaile,heduanyankaishibisheideyulugengchao。
wo:「niruoanhao,bianshiqingtian。kanzheipotian,nipashiyaojile。」
duanyanyeyizhewo,peiwoyiqifafeng:「xiaodongxi,nizenmezheimenanwang。」
wo:「chenyizui,yuni;erzui,shini;sanzui,jiaoni;sizui,yueni;wuzui,xiangni;liuzui,guni;qizui,shouni;bazui,huni;jiuzui,lianni;shizui,aini。」
duanyan:「woyishengzuoeduoduan,yudaonisuanshichepingle。」
「hahahahahahahahahaha……」woxiaodeyanleidouyaochulaile。
songzhimanyantongqing:「bushiyijiarenbujinyijiamen,nimenliangyigewolongyigefengchu,queshibanpei。」
wangoule,wozhengjingdihuifuduanyan:「ganggangwandamaoxiannibaobao,biejieyi~」
duanyanhaishimiaohui:「zhidaole,fenshoujie。(meigui)」
我:「……」
他是懂讽刺的。
huidaojiahou,wogenduanyanbaobeileyisheng,kaishibaliaotianjilujietufadaoxiaohaoshang。
congwoheduanyankaishitanlianaishiwojiuzaiweibochuangjianleyigexiaohao,zhuanmenjiluwomendelianairichang,falesannianjingranyeyouleshijiwanfensi,meiciwofaweibodouzaixiamiantiandeaoaojiao。
zheiciwozhaolifaleliaotianjilu,shunbianpailejizhangjiubadezhuangshiwu,peiwen:【jiedenanren,jiushizheimechao~】
dianjifasonghouwobianguanbileshouji,kaikaixinxinxizaoshuijuequle。
diertianyizao,wobeijingjirendedianhuachaoxing。
womimihuhudijieqidianhua:「ganma?」
「baiwei!niyouxiaohaozenmebugenwoshuoyisheng!」jingjirenyouxiezhuakuangdeshengyinchuanlai,woshunjianqingxingle。
wozhengdaleyanjing:「beibachulaile?」
怎会如此!
gualejingjirendedianhua,wojijimangmangdiankaiweibo。
yidiankairesou,wochadianzhixideyunguoqu,resouyishuierdewomingzi。
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woyizhizhujinzhangdexinqing,zhandouzheshoudianjinlediyigecitiao。
yuanlaishiduanyandexiaohaobeibale,ranhouwangyoufaxiantazhiguanzhulewoyigeren,bazhebazheyoubawodexiaohaobachulaile。
我:「……」
zheijiewangyouhaizhenshiziligengsheng,quandoushixianweijingxuezhuanyedeba!
jingjirengenwoshuo,xianzailiangzhonggongguanfangan。diyizhongshizhijiegongkai;dierzhongshibuhuiying,dengdaireduziranguoqu。
jingjiren:「niyebietaijinzhang,wokanlekanwangyoupinglun,jieshoududouhengao,niyigedingliunvxingpeiduanyanyigedingliugeshou,tazhuanle。erqienimenliangdefensixintaizhenhao,fodebuxing。」
yushiwoguoduanxuanzeledierzhong,kaishixinanlidedinalingyigexiaohaofanwangyoupinglun。
【hahahahasuiranwozhidaobaiweizaikaiwanxiao,danshizenmehaishizheimehaoxiaoahahahaha。】
【yihoudeluren:nishuoshei?baiwei?burenshi。shenme?fenshoujie?renshile。】
【zheimechaonibuyaomingla?】
【taheduanyandaoditanmeitana?】
【tanleba,buxiadedoukandechulai。】
【duanyannizhendewokusi,nijiuguanzhetaba。】
【woyanzhengzhengkanzhewomendegaolengdingliubianchengyigefeizhuliujingshenxiaohuo……】
【bieguanle,duanyantachaoai。】
【wuwuwuchaonagefangxiangketoucainengyudaoyigexiangzheiyangyiqifafengdenanpengyou?】
【chaonanba,yinweitingnande。】
【佛祖看了都扣6】
【wuwuwuyuanlaiwoguanzhulezheimejiudelianaibozhujuranshigenvmingxing!】
【luren,tamendefensidoubujieyima?】
【meiguanxi,womenhenfode,liangrenzhenxinxihuantanjiushi,youbushiaidou,womendoushiyefen。】
【haojiankangdefanquanwuwuwumule。】
【suoyoucpfenjiwoqulianzongtoupiao!batamenjiwodabaosongjinlianzong!】
wozhengzhunbeiguandiaoweibo,jingjirenyoujiwodalegedianhua:「duanyanfaweibogongkaile,niquhuiyingyige。」
woyilianmengbididakaiweibo,kanjianleduanyanyifenzhongqianzhuanfalewoxiaohaodeweibo——
duanyanv:【youtoutouhejiu。baiwei】
我:「!!!」
他这么直接吗?
woxinjingdanzhandidiankaipinglunqu,wangyoumendoukanrenaobuxianshida,quanshiaitewode——
【baiwei,jienibeijiaoyulehahahaha。】
【baiwei,jie,jintiantaganguaini,mingtianjiugandani!】
【baiwei,nizhidaode,womenyixiangquanfen。】
【baiwei,kuailaizhicaita!】
【baiwei,tapiaole,lianjiatingdiweidoubuzhidaole。】
【baiwei,jiekuaihetafenshou,hewozaiyiqi。】
我:「……」
nimenzheijiewangyouhaizhenshixinsidaidua!
yishuaxin,duanyanzaipinglunqufalegepinglun:「suoyouxingzailehuodedoujiwochachuqu,kaichufenji!」
guobuqiran,youshiyiduichaoxiaodehahahaha。
wozhengkandejinjinyouwei,yibuxiaoxinjineitiaoquanfendepinglundianlegezan。
我:「……」
哦豁,好像闯祸了。
haizhenshiyiboweipingyiboyouqia。
woyijingxianghaoyihoucaifangshizhuchirenwenworenshengdezhuanzhedianshiwogaishuoshenmele。
woshuo:「zheiyitian,wodexiaohaobeiba,congcishiqulemingzi,beirenchengwei,fenshoujie。mingyundechilunkaishishengxiu。」
wangyouguzhehejudianping:chaojichaojichaojihaokan,fenshoulengkuzheibenshushiwozheijitianyilai,faxianzuirangwoxihuandeyibenshu,yeshirangwokandexiaqule,wozheigerenkanshutebietiaotidanshizheiyibenhaoruxin,chaojixihuana!!!!!xiwanghoumiandejuqinghuifeichangfeichangjingcai,qidaizuozheduanyansongzhidada。
wangyouwangchuanqiushuidianping:fenshoulengkuzheibenshubiaodianfuhaodeyunyonggengshiqiadaohaochu。zhuzidikanwannidezheipianwenzhanghou,wodexinjiujiubunengpingjing!zheishijianzenmekenenghaihuiyourucijingpidewenzhang?wobuganxiangxinzijideyanjing。nirangwoshenshendilijiele‘renwaiyouren,tianwaiyoutian’zheijuhua。
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