社畜穿成小炮灰，又疯又闹又虐渣
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女躺，男坐。
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yizhizhuangsidesuiyizhongyuyouledongjing。
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“五百万？”
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“非也，骚年。”
shouzhiyouquanbushenchulai，suiyiyansudao，“shiwuqianwanmeijin！”
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shinannvzhudeganqingcuihuaji。
shisheidounengcaiyijiaodedapaohui。
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砰！
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……
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“sunjie”weijielaidian，10086ge。
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“一个小目标！”
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xianzaizhenzhenershichushiweijiexinxiansi。
“不赔会怎么样？”
“……踩缝纫机。”
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“niyaoshineng……keke，nidongma？”
“我不想懂。”
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靠山会倒。
骑猪会跑。
“孙姐。”
taturanyansu，sunjieyoudiandanxin，“nishuo。”
“woyaocanjiawangdaodexinzongyi！”
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houlaitayouyijinjunyulequan。
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翻身农民做地主！
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“……”
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痴！人！说！梦！
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【zhuadaowojiurangniheiheihei】：“loushangdekaishenmewanxiao，wangletazhiqianzenmeqifuxinrende？zheishengshi，ruwosuoyuan！”
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“neishinimeimaoxiamiangualiangdan，zhihuiyaoyanbuhuikan！jiedeyanjihaozheni！‘fanbaiyan’。”