听懂狗说话后我扳倒了恶毒闺蜜
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当时我红得突然，
lianyechenglilegongzuoshihou，caiwufangmianquemeiyourenshouli，
erzheishixiaoyuturanjiwojieshaoleyigetasuoweideshurencaiwu，jingtonggeleishangyecaiwuzhishi。
kezuihou，woheiliaochanshendeshihou，shuiwujingranyebeibaochuleyouwenti，
toushuiloushuichengleyasiwodezuihouyigendaocao。
erxiaoyukandaoresouziranyeshikukutitidejiwodadianhua，
tashuotazhendebuzhidaohuifashengzheiyangdeshiqing，
tahaifaleyitiaotiezitiwochengqing，
kedangshiwangshangwodefumianxiaoxiyingjiebuxia，
zheitiaotiwochengqingdetiezibingmeiyouxianqibolang，
xiangfanhaibeiyixierenmazheishiwozuihouchuisidexibaizhengzha。
wodangshiduixiaoyushenxinbuyi，ziranmeiyouguaizuita，
kexianzaixiangxiangxiaoyutajiushiguyide。
woxiangdaozheierbianyilianweiquchongzhexiaoyushuo：“zheishiernikedetiwozuozheng，woshayebuzhidao，nibangwozhaodeneigetoushuiloushuidecaiwuxianzaiganshani？jinqulema？”
tingwozheimeshuowudaoganjinwenwoshizenmehuishi，
wobalailongqumaishuoleyibianhou，wudaokanxiaoyudeyanshengengbishile。
“xiaoyu，wohuiqisuyiqianfuzemiaomiaozhangwudeneigecaiwu，daoshihouxuyaonidekougong。”
wudaominglingdekoulingshuowan，zhijieqishen，chumenqianhaibuwanggenwoshuoyisheng：“miaomiao，woxinjudenvzhujiaozhinengshini。”
yipangdewuyanyejiandingdidianlediantou。
wobuyongkandouzhidaoshenhoudexiaoyushangyadoukuaibaxiazuichunyaopole。
“miaomiao，woyoudianbushufu，xianxiuxile。”
wudaoliangrenzouhou，xiaoyubingmeiyougenwojieshitaxiangwoyinmanwudaozhaowodeshiqing，ershiyiliandichendishanglelou。
rangwoqiguaideshi，jintianwohewudaojiaotandeshihou，xiaoyujingranmeiyouyijufanbo，
danyemeiyouyijurentong，wohuaiyitayouyaozuoyaole。
wobaisibudeqisuogangzhunbeihuijia，
jiubeifuzaiyongzuizhuaidaolezawujian：
“xiaoyuhaoxiangzaigenniqiannanyoudadianhua，tashuoyaobanidesimizhaogongzhiyuzhong，rangnichedifanbuleshen。”
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狗子的听力真是牛。
fuzaishuo，zhangrunzehenkuaijiuhuiguolai，
suoyiwoyouzangzailezawujiannei，haidaishanglefuzai。
dangranzheiciwotiqiannimingjiyigegouzifaleduanxin，
xiaoyudexiangxidizhiheqingkuangwoquandoufaleguoqu。
jiazhuanglikaixiaoyujiazhiqian，wohaizaixiaoyuchanghedejiulixialemengliao，
xiwangtaliangnengjiuhoutubushaozhenyan。
guoranzhangrunzeyilai，xiaoyujiuhetapobujidaidibianhebiantucaoqilai。
“neigewudao，shenmedongxi，bujiushidaodedianshijudouhuojiangle，yihouwohonglerangtaguizaidishangqiuwo。”
xiaoyuqidegudongdongguanleyidakoujiu。
“haiyouneige**，yebuzhidaozenmeturanhuilaile，haiwoshoulehaodayitongwuru，wozheiciyaochedinongsita。”
xiaoyushuodaozheier，shengyinbiandeyufajiaodidi：
“runze，wodoujinitouzileneimeduoqian，niyegaibatadeneixiesimizhaofajiwoleba。”
zhangrunzeshengyinbiandemili：“xiaoyu，wodoushuole，dekannichengyigoubugou，bijingwanyidaoshihouwofajini，nibawochuailezenmeban？”
liangrenshuozheyoufachuyixiebukanrumudeshengyin，
xiaoyugengshishuoleyixielaerduodehua：“neiwozheiyangsuanbusuanyouchengyi。”
suizheyifutuoluodeshengyin，wowuzhulefuzaideerduo。
erwoyeananqidao：“yicijiuzhong，yicijiuzhong。”
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meiduojiuwojiushoudaolegouzijiwofalaideganxiehongbao，
woxiaozhehuiletiaoduanxin：“buyongxie，doushitongxing，yihouyoutadexiaoxiyejidejiwofenxiangdian。”
yinweixiaoyuxianzaikaweikeyi，wozhidaogouzibuhuineimeqingyidibaochuzheitiaoliao。
tayidinghaihuizhangqidundian，kanyoumeiyougengdadeliao，zhiyuzheigeshijianzugouwozaiqufajiaoyixiabiedeshiqing。
fuzaigaosuwo，congerlouchuanlaidezhangrunzedeshengyinzhong，
congtoudaoweitadoumeiyoudayingbasimizhaoxianzaijixiaoyu，
erxiaoyujibianzaixinji，yezhinenghongzhezhangrunze，
danshimingbaizhenxiangdewozhidao，genbenjiumeiyoushenmesimizhao，
yinweiwoconglaidoumeiyouhezhangrunzefashengguoguanxi，
yeconglaimeiyouzaiyigefangjianliguoye。
tahelaipaisimizhaodekeneng，
suoyitazhishixiangtongguozheizhongshuocicongxiaoyuneierhuodegengduodeqian。
danwokebunengrangxiaoyuzhidao，
jiurangtawozhezheigeyiweinengniesiwodebabing，
到时候绝望地哭吧。
“miaomiaomama，xiaoyuyouzaigenyigeshenmecaiwudadianhuani，tashuorangcaiwuxianzangqilai，jiusuandaoshihouzhuadaotaleyerangtayaosishinizhishidetoushuiloushui，ertayehuizhunbeiyitaoshuocirangnibaikoumobian。”
wozaizawujianyoudengdaolebanye，benlaidouyaoshuizhele，tingdaofuzaizheimeshuo，
woqueyouturanjingshenleqilai。
xiaoyuguoranxiangzaiyicibawozhizhisidi，danwobupa，yinweiwozaojiuyouleduifutadebanfa。
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meiguoliangtian，xiaoyuguoranyilianjiaxingxingditongzhiwocaiwupaole，
toushuiloushuideshierzanshimeibanfachengqingle。
wojiazhuangyiliankexi，haishizhaochangquxiaoyujiashangban。
zicongshangciwogengouzibaolulexiaoyudejiatingzhuzhihou，
gesanchawujiunengzaimenkoukandaoguiguisuisuideren。
woyoushihouhuiguyigenlouxiadamadahua，
shuowolaixiaoyujiashilaibaojiede。
erdiertianwangshangjiuhuichuxianwangridanghongliuliangluopodangbaojiedetiezi。
buguoyinweiwowaibiaoxiuli，chuanzhekuankuandadadeyifujinggengyouqingxintuosudeganjue，
erqieziwolikaiyulequanyiduanshijianhou，pinglundefengxiangyeshaoweibianlebian。
jingranhainengkanjiankuawode。
“woneihutudeqianqi，zinizoule，yulequanyigenengdademeinvdoumeile。”
“guoranzhenmeinvjiushitaomadaidouhaokan。”
“youxiangkantayandedianshijule，zhongwenyibian。”
erzheishiwudaojiwoanpaideyunyingtuanduiyezhenghaojianfengchazhenpaishangleyongchang。
“dajiabujuededangshilimiaodeheiliaolaidetaituran，taixunsulema？xiangshiyouyumoudecaozuo。”
“woshicengjinghelimiaoyiqigongzuoguojuzurenyuan，limiaojueduibushidangchuheiliaolishuodeneiyang。”
zheixiehuayichuhaizhenyouyixiewocengjingdefensilaibangwoshuohua，
erqiehuatiyulaiyuhuo，jingranbeituishangleresoudiyi。
kewozhidaomeiyoushidashidezhengju，shuozaiduoyeshifeihua，
woyongdahaozaitiezilipinglunlelianggezi：dengwo。
guoranmeiguoduodahuier，jiuxianqilexuanran**。
youbushaofensitongkuliutideshuodengwohuilai，
yeyoubushaokanrenaodeshuodoutoushuiloushuilehaizhiwangfanshen。
qishizheixiedoubuzhongyao，wojiushixiangrangxiaoyuweicigandaokonghuang，
erwoyexiangbitajinzaobatanengyongdezhaodouyongwan，
wozuihouyiqijitagetongkuai。
wozheizundafoyixianshen，xiaoyuguoranzuobuzhule，
weiboshangwoneixiechennianheitieyoubeifalechulai。
erzheishiwojingranshoudaowoshangcitongzhidegouzixiaogedeyitiaoxiaoxi：“xiongdiyouqianzhuan，laima？”
wohaimeilaidejiwen，xiaogejiuyoufa：“mouxiaoxingnvmingxingmaishuijunheilimiao，yitiaoyibai，liangxiaoshineibuxiancishu，zhiyaobianxiedegouzhentongguojiuxing，laima？laidehualanijinqun。”
heiwoziji？zheiqianwogujishizhengbule，danwokeyijinqunjianjianshimian。
wozhuceleyigexindeqqhao，jinlezheigeheiwodezhuanyequn。
yijinqu，wojiuxianshitanxingdiyouwenleju：“laobanshishei，kaopuma？”
qunzhulimahuifu：“nengxiejiuxie，zaiwengunchuqu。”
wozhidaomeidianzhenbenshi，gujishizhabuchubenzun。
yushiwojiujiaojinnaozhidexieleyipianheiwozijidetiezi，
neizhenshidekebunengzaizhenshile，lianwoxiaoshihouniaochuangdeshierdouxieleshangqu。
meixiangdaowogangfajiqunzhuwufenzhong，qunzhuzhijiebawotuijileyigeren，
tashuo：“jianyunixiedefeichangzhenqingshigan，laobanyaoqingnizaibianxieyitiaoneirong，zheicikeshijukuan。”
shuowanqunzhujiujiwotuileyigeren，woyikanzheibuxiaoyuxiaohaoma，zheigehaohaishiwomenpaolongtaodeshihoujiuyoude。
meixiangdaoxiaoyuhaitingyange，heiwodegaozizijiyitiaotiaoshenheyejiusuanle，
haicongtoudaoweijiangong，takezhenshitaitaoyanwole。
“suoyi，ninduizheipiangaozihaimanyima？”
woyouzhongxinbianjileyitiaofajilexiaoyu，
kemeixiangdaoxiaoyuzheicijingranbutaimanyi。
“zheigegaozizheiyemeishaheiliao，buxing，zhongxinxie。”
woshihuashishuo：“keshiwobanengxiedeheiliaodouxiele，yebunengxiabianya。”
wogangshuowanxiaoyujiunule：“jiushiyaobian，yuelipuyuehao，nikuaidianjiwoxie。”
woshuoleshenghao，jiumeiyouzailixiaoyu，
ercishi，woshoudaoleyitiaorangwoyouxieshiluodexiaoxi，
congwudaozhaorendiaochaxiaoyudeshuiwuqingkuang，faxiantaqueshiyoutoushuiloushuideqingkuang，
danshizaiqianjitianquandoubuqile，erqieneigecaiwuyezhaodaole，
danshitaxianzaiyaosishiwozhishidetatoushuiloushui，
bikoubutantayuxiaoyudeguanxi。
情况有些糟糕，
wozhinengqinziquzhaoneigeshuiwu，xingkuiwozheigerenxihuanliuzheliaotianjiluhetonghualuyin，
suoyidangshixiaoyujilijiwotuijianzheigecaiwudeluyinheliaotianjilu，
baokuohoulaixiaoyubangwochengqingdeneipiantieziyinweigandongwoyebaocunlexialai，
xiwangzheixienengranggecaiwumituzhifan。
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suiranyinweiwudaodeshiqing，xiaoyuhewodeguanxilveweiyouxieganga。
danwolianghaimianqiangweichizhemingmianshangdeguanxi，woyezhaochangjixuzaitajiadangbaomu。
suirantajiqihaipawofuchu，danzongshizhuangchuyifutiwozhejideyangzi。
“zheigecaiwuzhenshitaiguofenle，buguomiaomiaonifangxin，woyijingtongzhijingfangle，henkuainijiunengxiqingyuanqule。”
woxinlilengxiao，tapashibuzhidaowozuotianjiuyijingjianguocaiwule。
zuotianwoguyizaicaiwuerzideyoueryuanmenkoudengta，
takandaowohouguoranlazheerzifeikuaidijiuyaozou。
kebeiqianmianchuandaiyanshidewuyanlanzhu，
caiwuwunaizhinenggenwomenqulewuyandebaomuchenei。
haizibeiwuyandailechuqu，erwozhijiekaimenjianshandebawoshoushangdezhengjutanjilecaiwukan，
“zheixiezhengjuzuyizhengmingnishixiaoyuzhaolaide，ruguonigankuaitanbaicongkuan，wohainengbangnixiangshenqingkuandachuli。”
“wobuzhidaoxiaoyujileniduoshaoqian，danshiweilenidehaizi，woxiwangnihaishinengduideqizijideliangxin。”
caiwukenengxiangdaohaizihaishibeiwoshuodongle，
meiguoduodahuiertaguoranxiangwotanbaiqitahexiaoyudangniandejiaoyi，
yuanlaitahexiaoyushidaxuetongxue，
tachengweidanqinmamahouhaizishenglezhongbing，
xiaoyujiulianxitarangtazuowodecaiwu，huijitazhifuyidabiqian，
danshiqiantitiaojianshitayaobangwoloushui。
tadangshizhejiyongqianzhinengdayingle，
erxiaoyuyedayingtahuititashanhouhaozheiyiqie。
kezuijinyouturanzhaoshangleta，rangtaduoduofengtou。
“woshizaibuxiangtoutoumomodele，wogengbuxiangrangwodehaizitoutoumomo，wokeyizhanchulai，wozaiyebuxiangduibuqizijideliangxinle。”
caiwugenwodeduihuayijingbeifangcheneideshexiangtoupailexialai，
buguowobingbushihendanxincaiwuhuichuerfaner，yinweitabixiaoyukanqilaiyourenxingduole。
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wangluoshangwodeheitieyoudapidechuxian，
wozhidaozheidoushixiaoyuanpaide。
erwozheigetuiquanyinianduoderen，jingranyoubeituidaolefengkoulangjianshang，
zheiyicimawoderengengduole。
萧雨止不住地开心，
jingchanganchuochuodizaiwomianqiantiqimawodeneixiepinglun。
erwoyefaxianleyijianrangwowubikaixindeshi，
萧雨好像怀孕了，
yinweicesuodelajitongneiyijingyigeduoyuemeiyouyongguodeyimajin。
erqiefuzaihaiconglajitongshenchuzhaodaoleyigeliangtiaogangdeyanyunbang。
haiyoujiushitabuzhidaotaquyiyuandexingzongzaojiubeigouzipailexialai。
buguofuzaishuoxiaoyubingmeiyoubahuaiyundexiaoxigaosuzhangrunze，
wolijie，yinweiyizhangrunzedexingge，tayidinghuibaxiaoyuhuaiyundangzuoyaoqiandechouma。
danwobingbudanxin，zheiliangtiangouziyinggaijiuhuizhaoxiaoyuduijiatanjiagemaichuzheigexiaoyuzuochanjiandemengliao。
kegouzihaimeifangchuxiaoyuhuaiyundexiaoxi，wojiujiedaofuzaidedianhua，xiaoyuhezhangrunzezaijialichaoqilaile。
jufuzaizaidianhualishuo，taliangzhengchaodeyuanyinshi，xiaoyupoqiexiangyaodesimizhao，
erzhangrunzeyizhizhaojiekoubuji，haiweixiexiaoyuganjinzaijitadexinshutoudianqian。
qijibaihuaidexiaoyujilezhangrunzeyibazhang，erzhangrunzeyediyicilouchuexiang，
zhijiehenhentuilexiaoyuyixia，meizhanwendexiaoyuduzizhenghaozhuangdaolezhuozijiao。
“zenmeban，liulehaoduodexue。”
fuzaideshengyinyouxiehuangluan。
qishiwosuiranhenxiaoyu，danshixiaoyuduzilideshengmingbijingshiwugude。
kewojintianshouxiaoyudeyaoqiulaiwaidichucha，
yishibanhuieryehuibuqu。
erziwoduizhangrunzedelejie，tajueduibuhuijiuxiaoyu。
“fuzai，niquqiuzhulouxiadelinju，wojidenibushihuikaimen，erqieyidingyaolanzhuzhangrunze。”
wogangshuowanjiutingjianfuzaibamendakaideshengyin，ranhoujiushixialouhoufengkuangdenaomenhehaojiaosheng。
“woyaozhetadeyifubalinjudaishanglaile，zhangrunzeyemeipao。”
fuzaiweilerangwofangxinmangluanzhonghaibumangjiwochuanhua。
ranhoujiushi120jijiuchedeshengyin，hexiaoyubeihushitaishangjiuhuchedeshengyin。
woyeqingchu，buyonggouzi，xiaoyuhuaiyundexiaoxiyehenkuaihuirenjinjiezhile。
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xiaoyudehaizibaozhule，tahuaiyundezheijianshishangleresoudiyi，
erresoudierweijiushixiaoyuhezhangrunzedelianqingpuguang。
neigemahoupaodegouziweilezijideliaozuihouhuoyiba，yebazheiduanshijiantasuopaidaodexiaoyuzhaopiananzhaoshijianxianzuochengleppt。
erqizhongxiaoyuhezhangrunzehesihui，xiaoyuduziquyiyuanchanjian，xiaoyuyuyuerenliuyishengzheixiezhaopiandouqingqingchuchudizhanluzaidazhongyanqian。
dangranyoubushaoyanjiandequnzhongrenchuzhangrunzeshiwochudaoqianxianglianwuniandenanyou。
“tianni，zheigenandebushilimiaodeqiannanyouma？zenmehexiaoyugaodaoyiqile。”
“xiaoyuyetaicanleba，huaiyunhaiyigerenzuochanjian。”
“zheigezhangrunzedaodiyoushenmemeili，lianggemeinvdoukanshangta。”
wangshangputiangaidideyouliuchuwodangnianyuzhangrunzezaiyiqidegezhongxijie。
erwodangnianjujuejizhangrunzetouzilanshudexiaoxiyebeizhiqingzhebaolechulai。
“budebushuolimiaobixiaoyuqingxingduole。”
“kegenhaojiemeideqiannanyougoudadaoyiqi，zheiyeyoudiantaiqiguaileba。”
“limiaoduizheijianshizhiqingma？”
dajiazhongyubazhongdianfangzailewoshenshang。
erzhiqianwodangbaomudeneizhangzhaopianyebeiyanjianzhefaxianzheizhengshixiaoyujiadexiaoqu。
“woyouyigedadandecaice，limiaobuhuishizaijixiaoyudangbaomuba。”
“tianni，goudashanghaopengyoudeqiannanyou，hairanghaopengyoujizijidangbaomu，zheishishenmemohuanjuqing。”
wangyoufenfenqiuzheng，erfangchupptdeneiminggouziyejishidejiedaledajiadeyihuo，
neijiushiwoqueshizaixiaoyujiadangbaomu。
wangyoumenweilezuizhongqueren，haishilianxilewo，
erwoxianshitixiaoyuchengqingleheqiannanyoudelianqing。
woshuo：“suiranxiaoyuhezhangrunzezaiyiqideshiqingwobingbuzhiqing，danwojinlianghuilijiexiaoyu，zhiyaozhangrunzebushizaigenwotanlianaiqijianhexiaoyuzaiyiqijiuxingle。”
lianqingdeshisuiranlipu，danshidajiasihuxianzaiduiwodeneigebaomudezheijianshigengjiarezhong。
“xiaoyuyetailvchaleba，rangzijicengjingzuihaodepengyoujizijidangbaomu，zheizhongdengjidecancha，bushipuashishenme。”
“danwojuedexiaoyuzheijianshihaoxiangyemeishenmezuodebudui，limiaopeileneimeduoqian，jiexialaiyeyaoshenghuobushima？”
wangshangduiwojixiaoyuzuobaomuzheijianshipinglunchengxianliangjifenhua。
erdajiazuizhonghaishixiangtingtingdangshirenshizenmexiangde。
bijingwangriliuliangdamingxingdangbaomu，wodexinliluchengrangyixiejilupiandaoyanshifenhaoqi。
ersuizhetieziredubaozhang，yimingjilupiandaoyanjiulianxishanglewo。
tazhuyaoshixiangjiluyixiawozaixiaoyujiameitiandegongzuoqingkuang，bingqiekankandamingxingchengweiputongrenhouyitiandeshenghuo。
woziranmanxinhuanxi，bijingxiaoyujiwogongpaiweidejingcaihuamianbunengzhirangwoyigerenkanjian。
xiaoyupoyuwangluoqunzhongdeyali，wunaixiazhinengdayingle。
erqietaxianzaihaizibaozhuhou，zaiqunzhongdezhushixiabieshuodatai，jiushiyouyidianfengchuicaodongdouhuibeimeitidasifangda。
diertianyizaojilupiandaoyanjiuzaozaodidaolexiaoyujialouxia，
zheicijilupiandexingshishipaishehezhiboshuangjinxingde。
erjianyuwozhiqiandeyixieheiliao，zhiboguochengwoquanchengbululian，bushuohua，buzuoyindaoxingdongzuo。
主打一个真实呈现。
haozaiyinweiwochujingfanweijiaoxiao，duoshushidaoyanjieshuo，
suoyizhibobingweibeifengjin。
wozhaowangchangyiyangyoutiaobuwendeshoushiwanxiaoyujiadeweisheng，keyishuogandeyoukuaiyouhao，bushuzhuanyebaojie。
erzhibojiandedanmuyefenfendoushiduiwokuajiangdehua，
gengyoushenzhehaishuoyaoshiwokentiaocao，yuanyikaigaojiaguwo，erqiedaiyubixianzaihaihao。
dasaowansuoyouhou，wohaizuoleyidunyouhunyousudeyingyangcanzhunbeijiyiyuandexiaoyusongguoqu。
yiqiedouhenwanmei，erzhanshiwangongzuodewo，yeshishihourangdajiakankanxiaoyuzaierloujiwojingxinlidepaiweile。
jingtougenzhewodaoleerloudeyimaojian，
eryimaojiandejuziliquechuanchufuzaidejiaosheng。
meicuoshiworangfuzaiguyiliujinqude，
yinweineigefangjianshizaitaiyinbile，
anzhaowozhengchangshoushifangjianjueduibukenengfaxian。
“福崽，福崽。”
suizhewodejiaosheng，fuzaikaishixingfen，erqiezhuazizaimenshangfachuhuadongdeshengyin。
kewojiazhuangzhaobudaofuzaisuozaideweizhi，
zhidaojilupianneideyimingzhixingdaoyanfaxianleyimaojiandeanmen。
“kenengshibuxiaoxinbeisuozaianmenlile，xingkuiwoyiqianpaiguoleisidejilupianneirong，wolaizhaoyizhao。”
daoyanqushendaoyipaidayinei，ermeiguoduojiuwojiutingdaoqiangmianfachulekacasuokaideshengyin。
eranmenyezijihuanhuandakaile。
daoyandejingtouyegenzhewodaoleanmennei，
hunandefangjianliangqideanhongsexiaodengkanzhegewaiguiyi，
zhuozishangdepaiweiyechenggongxiyinledaoyandejingtou。
“tianni，zheishishenme。”
“wokaowokaowokao，zheishipaiweiba，erqieshangmiandemingzihaoxiangshilimiaoa。”
“shuwomeijianguoshimian，zheibuhuishichuanshuodangzhongdezhoushuba。”
jilupiandaoyansuiranyelengleyixia，danshijinzunzhiyedaode，jianchipaiwanlezheigefangjianneidechangjing，
liantongzheigexiaofangjianneidesuoyouzhuangshidouqingqingchuchudepailegebian。
erdanmuliguoranyoudongxingdeshuo，zheishiyoumingdexieshu，chuanyanpaiweibeizuzhouderenhuiyunqiyuelaiyuecha。
erqiehaigengyoushenzhehuiweicishiqushengming。
jiusuanzheigexieshushijiade，danjiunaxiaoyuzheigexingwei，yesuandeshangshexiexinchang，shifenhendu。
wozaijingtouqiandashengkuhanpaolechuqu。
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微博热搜又爆了，
dangranzheicidoushimaxiaoyugunchuyulequande。
erzhangrunzeyechenglefengkoulangjianshangderen，
shiyinweitabeiwangyoudiaochachuhaiweigenwofenshoudeshihoujiuhexiaoyugoudazaiyiqile。
“tianni，suiranlimiaoheiliaohenduo，danbudebushuo，tayezhenshishican。”
“limiaojiexialaigaizenmehuoa。”
wokanzheshoujipinglunqianxiaolexia，xianzaihuobuxiaqurenbingbushiwo，ershixiaoyu。
xiaoyuzhiqianjiwozhaodeqiancaiwuzhongyudengdaoshijizaiwangshangfabuletiwochengqingdegaozi，
gaozineiqingqingchuchudexiezhetashibeixiaoyuzhishixianhaiwotoushuiloushui，
erwoduicishibingbudezhi，zuihouhaizaisanqiangdiaowoshigezunshouguojiafalvdemingxing，
jueduibushidangchuwoheiliaolideneiyang。
wozhongyuxiqingyuanqu，erquanneiyixiecengjingbuganchushengdepengyouyetedichulaitiwoshuohua。
suishuomahoupaoba，danshiyezaicizhengminglewoderenpinmeimaobing。
buguoxiaoyufangfofengle，takaishifengkuangdijiwodadianhuarumawo，haishuorangwobiedeyi，tamashangjiuhuibawoneixiesimizhaofachulai。
erzhangrunzesuiranhexiaoyushiyigenshengzishangdemazha，
dantayeshoubulexiaoyumeirifafeng。
tahenxiaoyurangtamomingqimiaochengleyimingfuqin，
erqierangtadezuojiamengyongyuanpomiele。
buguotadezuojiamengpomiezhuyaoyuanyinbushiyinweimeirenjitatouqian，
ershiyinweitaxiedetailantaihuisanguanle。
zhangrunzemanzhexiaoyuyoulaizhaowo，shuotadangnianyishiguimixinqiaocaihuihexiaoyuzaiyiqi，danshitazuiaidehaishiwo。
womeiyougenzhangrunzejiuchan，yinweiwozhijieqisuleta。
qisudeyuanyinshitaweizaowoyousimizhaodexinxichuandajixiaoyu，
erxiaoyupingjiezheigebufengzhuoyingdeheiliaoduiwodasirumabingqieweixiewo。
diaochajieguohenkuaijiuchulaile，
zhangrunzechengrenyouwosimizhaodexinxishitayishouniezaozhishiweilerangxiaoyujitadexiaoshuotouqian，
haoxiaoxi，zhangrunzebeipanxingyiduanshijianguandaolejianyunei。
zhiyuxiaoyu，taxianzaifengpingquanhui，tingshuozhunbeidaizhewugeyuededuzitaodaoguowai。
kexiaoyubiwoxiangxiangdeeduduole，tahaimeilaidejichuguo，jiuyoubeijuanruleyiqifanmaiyingerqiguandeanzi。
yuanlaixiaoyutingcongwaimenxiedao，weilequdiaogeboshangyikuaiwuguanjinyaodebahen，jingransixiagoumaiyingerdexinzangdangyaoyin。
erwoyezhongyumingbaifuzaisuoshuodexiaoyuedubingbushikongxuelaifeng。
xiaoyudaizhewugeduoyuedehaiziruyule，erzhangrunzeyebiezaipanwangyourennengbaotachulaile。
zhiyuwo，yuanqingxiqinghouwobeidajiaqingqiuzairujinquyulequan，
erwudaoyetongzhiwoxinxiyijingkaipai，jiuchawozheigenvzhule。
yinweishizaireaiyanyuanxingye，wohaishixuanzezhonghuileyulequan。
buguoyinweiwodebaomuzhiyeshizaishiyezuodewuketiaoti，
qunzhongfenfenhuyuwozhuceleyijiabaojiegongsi，
而培训人就是我。
suoyiwoxianzaibujinshiquanneiyouyicizouhongdenvmingxing，
gengshibaojiexingyeneiyijiazhujianshengqideqiaochulaozong。
zhiyufuzaizuijinhaoxianggenghualaole，
tabushiyaoqiuquhaibiandujia，
jiushiyaoqiuqujiangyukanmeinv，
haigenwomaxuedezongshianancuohewozhaogenanpengyouganjinjiehun。
yiwokanshenmedongxiyidanhuishuohua，douhuizoushangcuihundedaolu。
gougouhaishibuhuishuohuabijiaokeai。