舔狗三年半，怨种系统说我搞错对象了
《舔狗三年半，怨种系统说我搞错对象了》 小说介绍
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wofeijinxinsigonglveleqizhuoxiaosannianlingshiyigeyuehou，xitonggaosuwo，wogonglvecuoleren，yaozaisanshitiannei，gonglvexinduixiang，fouzegoumingbubao。
wochenmobanshang，huanhuanchongtashuqizhongzhi！
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xitongzhaowogonglveqizhuoxiao，woshijibuqingyuande。
bijingwoguerchushen，tancaihaose，bishengmengxiangshitangpingbaofu，beijunnanmeinvzhuizhetian，erbushishangganzhequtianbieren！
“sinianneibugonglveqizhuoxiao，jiuyaozaijingliyibiancansi，nizhendebugan？”xitongweixiewo。
xiaohua，woshineimemeiguqiderenma？
没错，我是！
bijingsidetaican，xianzaikandaoanhongsewodouxinsai，shoujiaofaxu，shizaimeiyongqizaijingliyici。
“woyebushishenmeheixinxitong，nichuanyuedeshizhongyonghoufudaxiaojie，youqianyouyanhaiyouxian，gonglveyigemeijianguoshimiandegudairen，chengweitadezhenai，neibushishounabaqia？”
“bieshuosinian，meizhunsigeyuedouyongbudao！”xitongxinshidandan。
wobeisaileyizuibing，yerenbuzhuhaoqingwanzhang，luqixiuzijiuyaodaganyichang。
ranhou，womenjiushuangshuangbeidalian！
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qizhuoxiao，shangshujiadexiaogongzi，maoruopanan，caigaobadou，wanqianguigeshaonvdemengzhongnanshen。
yiwojinyinxiaoshuoouxiangjuduoniandegongli，naxiatahaibushifenfenzhong.
wanwanmeixiangdao，chilemeiwenhuadekui。
zhongyonghoufushidaijiangmen，wozuoweijiangmenhunv，ganjiayiliu，shicigefuneizhenshiweinanwopanghule。
danzanshichuanyuezhe，wanquanmeiyouzaipade.
yishoujingyesiwudaotamianqian，quebeitadangzhongsilandalian。
“buzhidaonalipiaoqieerlai，yegannachulaixuanyao，jiyuenidangzhenwuzhicubi！”
yijuwuzhicubi，likerangwochenglejingzhongguinvchaoxiaodeduixiang。
dangencansibiqilai，diudianliansuanshenme，wohainengdiudegengduo！
bugunverjiadelianchi，meitiangenzaitapiguhoumian，daxiatianjitayaoshan，dadongtianjitacaiyi，tadelebaojiangkuata，tabugaoxingye，bianzhefadekuata，xuhanwennuandebisunzihaitiexin，jiuliantashenbianderen，wodoufadonglechaonengli，yibingsihoutuotiele。
danzheihuodiedejindutiaoyizhiguiling！
yanchouzheshijianyuelaiyuejin，wodexiongxinzhuangzhiyechengleqiongtumolu。
jiuhaobijintian，qizhuoxiaoshuohaolegenwoqushuyuan，jieguowogangzhunbeishangmache，taqueequweidedamaxianxing，haiwotizhebenzhongdeshihezhuileyilu。
shoulideshiheyuelaiyuezhong，jiaoxiadebuziyeyuelaiyuechen，danneimachequewanquanmeiyoutingxiadeyisi。
woxinliyichen，yiyuefeishen，dangjielanzhuletamendemache。
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qizhuoxiaobugaoxingdeyongshanzitiaokaichelian，yiliandejiaojin。
“wobuxiangyunitongqule，nizheidianyanlijiadoumeiyou，feiyaowodianmingma？”
“jiyue，nizheilianpijianzhibimafudeguojiaobuhaihou！”
worenxiaxinzhongneiyiwantoukuangbenerguodecaonima，nachutiangoudezhiyejingshen。
“nibieshengqi，wozhishipanidushuwangleshichen，laijinisongfanhede。”
qizhuoxiaobuxiedekanlewojiyan，zheicailenghengyisheng，jiaoxiarenjieguoshihe。
wolikeyoutaochucaixieyuandeqingtie，didaoletamianqian。
“nibushiyizhixiangqume，wodunleliangtiancaibangniqiangdaode，daoshihouwomenyiqi……”
wohuaweishuowan，jiubeiqizhuoxiaoxianqidedakaileshou。
“jiyue，nidangzhenshibuzhilianchi，woshuoguohenduocile，nicubibukan，zuoshenmedoulingwoyanfan，zhenxiangyaorangwogaoxing，jiubuyaochuxianzaiwomianqian！”
tahuayichukou，xiarenlikejiangshihesaihuilewoshouli，huosujiazhemachelikai，jianlewoyishentu。
zhouweiderendunshizhizhidiandian，wotaoletaoerduo，quandangerpangfeng。
但我心情不好。
woxintengwodaqingzaowudianjiuqilaibaodetang，hebeitangleshouyejianchizuowandehongshaorou。
xiangdaozheili，wotaitoujiukanjianyigemianrongjianyi，qizhibufandedashuaige！
瞅着有点眼熟啊？
ze，genwoyijianzhongqingdeneigeyoudianxianga！
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“zheishiyejunlin，bushineigekuanglenidezhanan。”
“nikendingjiushiyinweineigezhanan，caiwufagonglveqizhuoxiaode！”
“nigejianseqiyidelianainao，nichadianbeitakengsi，zenmehaidianjizhe！”
xitongdakaichaofeng，wodandingdeshuaileshuainaodai，wushita。
yejunlin，dangchaozuinianqingdezhanshen，dangjinshengshangdebiaodi，yinweizhangdexiangzhanansuoyiwoshaoweiliuyileyixia。
ranhouwojiufaxian，tajingchangzaiwodaotieqizhuoxiaodeshihouchuxian。
wohuaiyitashizhicha，zhuanchiwoheqizhuoxiaoguadeneizhong！
bijinggurenmeiduoshaoyulehuodong，wo**liandaozhuiqizhuoxiaodeshiqing，shishuyulebaguatouyitiao。
“yegongzi，jiaonikanxiaohuale。”
wojiangshiheqiangsaijintahuaili，huosudunzou。
meibiede，jintianbuxiangzaibeishuaigejujuela。
dankanzhexitongdedaojishi，wotongdingsitong。
“shishangwunanshi，zhiyaokenfangqi，dajiayiqitangpingdengsiba！”
xitonghanjiandemeiyouhangsheng。
我：“？？？”
taniuniunienie，zhizhiwuwubanshang，caikaikou。
“ruguowoshuo，gonglvecuoleduixiang，nihainengqiangjiuyixiama？”
wo：“？？？！！！”
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yueheifenggaoshi，woanluoluodedunzaiyejiadeqiangjiao，huazhequanquan，zuzhouxitong。
xitongbug，wozhenzhengdegonglveduixiangshiyejunlin，erfeiqizhuoxiao。
suoyiqizhuoxiaobuguanzenmegonglve，jindutiaodoushiling。
woyinanniuqu，fengkuangfadian，xiangyaoqiasixitong。
bierenjiusuanle，yejunlinkeshiyilujianzhenglewodedaozhuishi，bingbeiwoqiangsaileqizhuoxiaoxianqideshihederena！
erqietanianjiqingqing，yijingquanqingchaoye，**derenpaichuchengwaishilidi，wozhuita？
neihaiburuzhuiqizhuoxiaoni！
danshijianbudengren，xingbuxingdezongyaoshiyishi。
“songwennuankendingshimeishijianle，yaomewozhijiefanqiangrushiyongqiangba！”
我摩拳擦掌。
haodaishishuaige，sileyebukui！
“入室用强？”
qinglengdeshengyin，xiangzaiwodetouding，wotaitou，jiukandaoyejunlinbuzhiheshi，yijingzuozaileqiangtou，yixixuanyizaiyesezhonggengjialiaoren。
哈斯，哈斯。
zheibubiqizhuoxiaoshuaiyibaibei！
buzhishibushibeiwohuachidemuguangzhuoshang，yejunlinyouxiebuzizaidepieguoyanshen，tiaolexialai，suijiyilianyansudekanzhewo。
“qizhuoxiaobijingshishangshuzhizi，zhenyaonaoqilaichikuidehaishini。”
“ruonizhenrendingleta，wodaoshikeyiquqinghuangxiongcihun，chengquanleni。”
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“tagaibuhuishikecpshangtou，xiangyaoqinshoucuchengwogenqizhuoxiaohappyend！”
woqingtianpili，chuixiongdunzu！
tongkuniuqudebeishangwojijiangshiqudegouming。
yejunlinxianranbeiwojidongdeyangzihedaole。
tamiansedabian，yibahaoqiwobaozaihuaili，fanqiangzhijiejinleyefu。
“kuaiquzhaofuyi，jiguniangkenengshizhongdule。”
我和系统：“……”
倒也不必如此。
wozhanweiweideshenchuerkangshou，shituzuzhita，quejiantamanyanjiqie，busizuojia。
yueguanglongsha，wofangfokandaolelingyigeren。
“tishenjingbao，suzhunidesixianghenweixian。”xitonghentiebuchenggang。
woyefanyingguolai，yigetanshengpasidezhanan，youshenmehaoliulian，mingzhongyao！
wojiandingdewozhuleyejunlindeshouwan。
“yegongzi，wo……nideshou？！”
taxiuzhangdeshoubeishang，jingranbianbushanghen。
suiranyijingyuhe，danniuqudehenji，yijiunenggoukuijiandangchudecanlie。
yejunlinlianmangyongxiuzizhezhuleshanghen，shenqingqueyouxieshanduo。
“buhaoyisi，hedaojiguniangle。”
“meishi，meishi。”woanweita。
“zheibusuanshenme，wohaijianguoshengchihuorenni。”
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tadourantingxiajiaobu，moranshoujinleshoubei。
“疼疼疼！”
wolianmangzhengzha，cuoguoletayanzhongdeyoushen，zhikandaotasongkaiwozhihou，tuihouliangbudeyinyuweiju。
“bushiba，nipazheige？”
zhanshenbushikanrenruqiecai，haipashengchihuoren？
yejunlinmeiyoushuohua，zhishishenqinggengjialengliede，kanxiangbiechu。
“我，确实怕。”
ze，zheipadedoubugangenwoduishile，nanbuchengshiyoushenmexinliyinying？
“hai，meishenmehaopade，wohaibeikenleyikouni，jiuzaizheili……”
woliaoqigebojiuyaodishangqu，xitongquezaiwonaohailifachujianruibaoming。
“jiyue，nidaidiannaozihaoma！”
“niderenwushigonglveta，bushibeixianqi！”
woyueyueyushideshoushunjianshoulehuilai。
duie，jingzhongguinvzuikanzhongmingjieheshenfen，chadianbeirenhuochilebushishenmeguangcaidejingli。
qizhuoxiaojiufeichangtaoyanwozheiyiduan，juebuzhunwotiqi。
jiuzaiwojusangdeshihou，yejunlinquelaqilewodeshouwan。
“伤口，在哪里？”
tadichuidemeiyan，zaiwodeshoubeishangsouxun。
buzhishiyueseliaoren，haishitaguanchangqingshen，zongrangwoyouzhongbeizhenerzhongzhidecuojue。
“jiangjunzenmele，shijiujifufama？”fuyitizheyaoxiangcongcongpaolai。
woxiayishidechouhuileshou，lianmangchongzhefuyibaishou。
ranhouguoduanzhuantou，kanxiangyejunlin。
“woyanqileqizhuoxiao，dasuanzhuinile，niyaobuyaoxianzuogexinlizhunbei？”
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五彩斑斓的黑。
yonglaixingrongcikeyejunlindelianse，zhenshizaiheshibuguo。
dankedecp,belebushuo，haimominghuandaozijitoushang，gesheidounanyijieshoude。
woshenbiaolijie，bingwenxintishi。
“wozhidaohenturan，suoyiwojiniliangtianhuanhuan。”
taochucaixieyuandetiezi，saijintahuaili，wogangxiangyaokaikou，quejianyejunlinshunjianlenglian。
tazuanzheqingtie，yiziyijudekanzhewo。
“jiguniangmobushixiangyongwolaicijiqizhuoxiao？”
kanzhekuaibeitanielandeqingtie，wolianmangpaikaitadeshou，fupingqingtie。
“zheikeshiwogenqiuwenpaileliangtiancaiqiangdaodeqingtie，nikebienonghuaile。”
yejunlindemianrongyoushunjiandeniuqu，dantaxianranshijiujingshachang，qingxuwendingdejikuai。
“wohaishineijuhua，jiguniangruozhenxiangjiajiqizhuoxiao，wokeyibangniqinghun。dan，qingbuyaogenzaixiakaizheizhongwanxiao。”
他说着转身就走。
wolianmanglazhutadegebo。
“nizhidaonibuxin，nilaifuyue，wozihuijiaonixiangxin！”
woxinshidandandepaizhexiongfu，kanzhetadeyanjing。
tadingzhewodeyanjingliangjiu，yilianheixian。
“不……”
wolianmangyongqingtieduzhuletadezui。
“liangtianhou，caixieyuanmenkoujiana！”
说完果断翻墙遁走。
“zhiyaowopaodekuai，tadejujuejiuzhuibushangwo！”
womeizizidegenerliangyinzimaihuilaideyahuan，qiuwenfenxiangjingyan。
秋纹点头。
“meicuo，sanshiliangyinzicaihuanlaidetiezi，juebunenglangfei，bixuhuishouzailiyong！”
我一脸茫然。
“zhongdiannandaobushiwozuotiancaizhuiqizhuoxiao，jintianjiuhuanchengleyejunlinma？”
秋纹一脸震惊。
“zhongdiannandaobushi，sanshiliangnengmaishiwugewo，bingqienenggouwochiyiniandehongshaorougaijiaofanma？”
纪阳一脸惊恐。
“zhongdiannandaobushi，nidiaoxileyejunlinneigesharenbuzhayandebingkuai，hainenghuozhehuilai，jianzhishizufenmaoqingyanlema？！”
woheqiuwenqiqiniutou，jiukandaolewoneitingqiangjiaodebianyidagejiyang。
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“详说！”
“细说！”
woheqiuwenduanzheguazi，couguoqu。
jiyangquelianaidemolemowodetou。
“活着不好吗？”
“huozhedangranhao，danshizhuibudaota，wojiuhuobuxiaqule！”
wochuixiongdunzu，jiyangtaoletaoerduo。
“zhuiqizhuoxiaodeshihou，niyeshizheimeshuode，nigaibuhuishixiangyongyejunlinlaicijiqizhuoxiaoba？”
“yedui，qizhuoxiaoshiwanqianguinvderuyilangjun，yejunlinneishisuoyouguinvyaobukejidemengxiang，bukuishiwojijiadenver，gutouzhuantiaoyingdeken！”
tashuowanjiukandaowoheqiuwenkanbaichidemuguang，bugaoxingdelenghengyisheng。
“bieguaiwomeitixingni，tayiqianfafengshaguangleyigezhaizideren，suibuzhiyuanyou，dankendingjiubushikongxuelaifeng，qietapingrilishafasuixin，yinyunance，nizuihao……”
wochongzheqiuwenshilegeyanse，qiuwenguoduandekangqiweishuowanhuadeta，zhijiediulechuqu。
“jiyue，nibuyaohaoxindangzuolvganfei，gaotanihuisidehencande！”
wotaoletaoerduo，yigexihuanchiguadecha，nengyouduofeng？
tayidingshizaiweiyansongting！
秋纹却愁眉不展。
“jiranzheiyejiangjunzheibannangao，taliangtianhouyaoshibuqu，zanmenzheisanshiliangbuhaishibaixiale？”
我不由扶额。
“nibieshuo，nihaizhenbieshuo！”
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caixieyuanjiushigeyiwenhuiyoudedifang，jiuhaobiyinlejie，zhishichanggedehuanchenglebeizhuipengdewenhuaren。
yizhongwenrengenzhezijideouxiangbajiuyanhuan，ziranjiagebufei！
“zhangjudekendingzhuanfanle！”
woheqiuwendunzaimenkou，xianmudezhiliukoushui。
yaobushigouxitong，yiwochuanyuezhedeshenfenhehoufudebeijing，jinlingshoufuneibushishoudaoqinlai！
woheqiuwenyibianxiliuzhekoushui，yibianzhangwangzheyejunlin，danxianran，chiguaqunzhongmenbingbuzheiyangrenwei。
“youshilaidunqizhuoxiaodeba，zhenshihaobuyaolian！”
“qigongzizhenshikelian，beitazheiyangderenchanshang，yihoubieliuxiaxinliyinying，buganquqile！”
qizhuoxiaodehupenggouyouheangengshihandedasheng
“qizhuoxiaonizaibuguoqu，zanmenjixiaojiejiuyaochengwangfushile。”
wotaitouzhengduishangqizhuoxiaoxianqidemuguang。
“jiyue，woshuoguole，cubijiubuyaochulaidiuren，nizhenshiyidiandoubuzhangjixinga！”
qitarenwenyan，hahadaxiao。
wotaoletaoerduo，suoyousiwujidandewuru，bujiushizhangzhewoxihuan（yaogonglve）tame。
geyiqian，tajiushitongwoliangdao，woyedexiaozheshuobuteng，bijingtongliangdaosibuleren，renwushibaishizhencansi！
danxianzaime，woheheyishenglengxiao。
“burangwochuxianzainimianqian，wojinideqiannishoudedaoshiyingqidehena？”
woyikaishiyebeiqizhuoxiaodelianmihuoguo，danwohoulaifaxiantaqishitingqueqian，dantabuhuizhijieyao，guaiwanmojiaodepuawojitasong，haiyaobaichubushirenjianyanhuodeqinggaomoyang，shushizhuangdehen。
zanshinengbeipuaderenma，danxitongdedaojiazaibozishang，yezhinengniezhebizirenle，danxianzaikejiubuyongrenle！
“neidoushinibuyaoliandeziyuandaotie，zenmexianzaidebudaohuiying，jiuyaonaoxiuchengnule？”heanlikefanbo。
qizhuoxiaodelianseyebuhao，bijingzhouweizheimeduowenrenkanzhe
“neixiesuwudoushiniqiangsaierlai，ni……”
“jiranshiqiangsai，neinijiutuchulaia，nizheimeyizhengyanci，nituchulaia！”wolimashunganpa。
tianzhidaowosaiyinzideshihou，xinlidileduoshaoxue。
yaobushimingbiyinzizhongyao，woxianzaizaojiudixueersile！
“jiyue，nifengle，nishixianggenzhuoxiaoduanjueguanxima？”heanshanfengdianhuo。
chiguaqunzhongyedoushuqileerduo，tamenchidinglewoshiyaofuruande，bijingzhuileqizhuoxiaosannianlingshiyigeyuedewo，zhenshifanbuchuqizhuoxiaodeshouxinle。
wotanlekouqi，ranhoumeifeisewu。
“meicuo，wojiushiyaogentaduanjueguanxi！”
a，woshiqudesannianlingshiyigeyuea，zhiyaoxiangqilai，jiuxiangbaxitongjiuchulaidangqiuti。
zhongrendechenmo，zaizheiyikezheneryulong。
qiuwenmanyidediantou：“xiaojiezhongyuyingqileyihui！”
danchiguaqunzhongxianranbuzheimerenwei。
“haojiahuo，jingshiwanqishouduanle。”
“keshuoni，yuqinguzongbuxing，youlaijijiangfa，jixiaojieguoranshizhangnengnaile。”
tamendunshijidongqilai，zongshizhiqiubeidaliandeximayekannile，huangexinluzi，tamenhainengzaizhuisannian！
woyegenzhejidongleqilai。
无他，叶君临来了！
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“kuaikuaikuai，nilaidezhenghao，wozhengzaigenqizhuoxiaopieqingguanxi！”
woyinqindelazhetadexiuzi，yinlaiyipiandaoxiqi。
“taladeshineigehuoyanwangba？”
“sharenbuzhayan，quequanqingchaoyedeyejiangjun？！”
“taxianzijimingtaizhang？”
wogurenwu，zidongpingbilezheixieshengyin，bingyinqiedejiangyejunlinzhuaidaoleqizhuoxiaodemianqian。
“zanmennieyuanyichang，qiangniudeguabutian，neijiuzhendejieguo，rujinwoxihuandeshiyejiangjun，woyaozhuitale！”
zaishuowanhuadeshunjian，woganjuedaoleyejunlinwenroudezhushi。
不，这肯定是错觉！
yejunlintangtangzhanshen，qishiwojijuhuajiunengdiaodaode，meikandaoqizhuoxiaozheiyangyangburuyejunlindehuodie，wodougonglvelesannianshiyigeyueme！
xitongxiaoshengbb：“nibuyongzheiyangqiangdiao，woyebuxiangchubug。”
wogenxitongchepidegongfu，qizhuoxiaoyijinghuangrandawu，bingyilianxianqi。
“这是激将法吗？”
“jiyuenishuashouduanjiubale，jingranhaiqianchedaolepangren，zhenshitaijiaowoshiwangle！”
tashuobayouyilianqianjiudegenyejunlingongshou。
“jiaoyejiangjunkanxiaohuale，jiyue，haibukuaigenyejiangjundaoqian。”