直播：老祖宗满足我全部愿望
《直播：老祖宗满足我全部愿望》 小说介绍
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《直播：老祖宗满足我全部愿望》 第3章 免费试读
zheiliangriqingtongjizijilingyigewoshimailehenduodongxi，shenmediqiuyi，shijieditu，gezhongshu，zhudayigefafengziji，neihaobieren。
【宿主，人到了。】
qinshihuangzaifanyingguolaihourenjiuyijingzaiqingtongjiadexiaoerjulimianle，ketingjiushitazaitianmushangkandaodeyangzi，liangribujian，youtianlehenduodongxi，zuixianyandejiushiyangtaideneigediaochuang，yansehaishifense。
“shihuangdada！”qingtongchulaiwoshihoujiukanjianqinshihuangzhanzaiketingzhongjian，sichudaliangzhewunei。
qinshihuangkanxianglairen，bitazaitianmuzhongkanjiandehaiyaopiaoliangyixie，geziyehengao，tianmulikanbujianshengao，xianzaikanyinggaiyouwuchiduo。
“yingqingtong。”shihuangduitadexingshiyouweishenke。
“shiwoshiwo。shihuangdadayiluleihuaileba，lailai，zuo！wojinindaobeishui。”qingtongkanjianouxiangjidongdezhuanqiletadedanao，yilushangquankaoxitongcaozuodecaiguolaideqinshihuang，kequeshileidegouqiang。
【suzhu，youmeiyoukeneng，leideshiwo！】
“nileishenmenilei，nijiuyiniandongyidong，leinalile！nengyouwozhenggeleima？chouchouneiyidaidongxi，duochena！”zheigenaocanfen，tabupeihetashuohua。
“limiandeshoushishilisiteyijinitiaoxuande，shengxiadeshiwozhunbeijiaohuandewupin，nikankan。”shihuangjiangshoulideneiyidaidongxidijiqingtong。
“neijiuxiexieshihuangdadahelisidadale。”qingtongjieguodaizi，dakaikandaolimiandeqingtongcanjuheneixiejinshoushi，xiaodexianggeerbaijindexiaoshazi。
shihuangdadasongwoshoushile！！！
“duile，shihuangdada，zheixieshinizaixiandaidezhengjian，nishouhaoha~womenhoumianjitianyaoqujigedifang，meiyouzheixiezhengjiannijinbuqu。”shuozhejiujiangxitongjizhunbeidegezhongzhengjiandijiqinshihuang。
“youxinle。”qinshihuangkanzheshoulideshenfenzheng，zheigeyinggaijiushiyangjungaigehoudehujizhidu，zhibuguohoushizheigegengwanshanyixie，zheigeshuziyinggaishimeigerendouyoubianhao。jiulianchushengriqi，jiatinghujidouyou。
qinshihuangkanzheqingtongyanjingliangjingjingqueyouxiaoxinyiyidedingzheta，dunshijuezhehaoxiao。
“hahahaha，kanlaihoushidenvwawahenxihuanzanmenbixiaa！”qinchaowangjiankanjianzheiyimu，kaixindexiaoqilai。
lisiyekaixindeshuodao，“jiranhoushinvwawazheimexihuanbixia，bixiakebunengrangzanmenshiwanga，yidingdeduodaidiandongxihuilai。”
qin•jiaojihua•zhengkanzheqingtong，wendao：“nigangcaishuohoumianjitianyaoqujigedifang，buzhiwomenzheijitianyaoqunali？”tingzheshihuangdadameizaiyongzhenlaishuo，qingtongxiaozhehuita。
“bixia，zanmendiyizhanxianquyiyuanjininjianchashenti。ranhouzaiqumaijijianyifu。zhei6tianninkendingbunenglaochuanzheiyijianyifubushi。houmianliangtianwomenquxianba，daininqukanbingmayong！hahahaha，ranhouzanmenzaihuilai，wozhidaoninkendingyouzijixiangyaolejiedeneirong。”
qinshihuangtingdaobingmayongyiweizijinianjida，huantingle！
“niganggangshuobingmayong？？nimenwalezhendehuangling？？”tingzheqinshihuangturanfangdadeshengyin，hedeqingtongdagelengzhan。guaiguai，bukuishiqianguyidi，zheiqishi，zheiyanshen。buganzhishi，buganzhishia！
“e。。dada，ninbieshengqi。nintingwoshuo。zheigebingmayongkengwomenjiuwale3gekeng，yinweininhuanglingdezaiwajuezhongjiancedaomulikenengyoudaliangdeshuiyin，womenxiandaijishuyoubudaowei，suoyiyizhimeidong。muqianchutudeyezhishizheisangebingmayongkengeryi。”qingtongjimangjieshi。
tingzhezijidelingqinmeidong，shihuangdiyouzuohuileshafashang,danshihaishihenshengqi，bingmayongdouganwa，qitadehaiyuanma。“dangranle，shihuangdadabukuishiqianguyidi，jiuliannindehuangling，suiranzhishiwachuxiaoxiaodebingmayong，jiuyijingbeipingweishijiedibadaqijile。heihei，ninbuzhidao，womenhoushikeduorenxihuanninle，dangranyebaokuowo，woshinindeshiyefen+nverfen。”
qingtongxiusedekanzheqinshihuang，yijufuhuangbuzhidaodangjiangbudangjiang。
？？？
qinshihuangkanzhemianqiandenvwa，houshidenvzishuohuaguorandadan，zhishizheinverfenshitalijiedeneigeyisima？！
“neigefuhuang，，keke，，bushi，shihuangdada。”qingtongbuhaoyisideyongshourouleroulian，“ninchizaofanlema，womailezaofan，zanmenyiqichia。”
qinshihuangtingzheyingqingtongkouwudeshunjian，xiaolexiaomeiyouzaiyi。kanzaixingyingdefenshang，suitaquba。
“maideshenme？shishangcinizhibodeneixiema？”qinshihuangzoudaocanzhuoqiankanzhemianqiandedoujiangyoutiaoheyitibaozi，waijialianggechayedan。tabushitankoufuzhiyuderen，suoyizheixieduilianggerenlaishuogangganghao。
“shihuangdadayoushenmeqitaxiangchidema？”qingtongkanzhetaweidongkuaizi，yiweibuhetaweikou。
“meiyou，zheixiejiukeyi。”shuozhejiaqiyigexiaolongbaochileqilai。
食不言寝不语。
......chiwandeyingzhengzuozaishafashangxiuxi，qingtongnachupingban，suibianzhaoleyigeshipinjiqinshihuangfangleqilai。
“dada，nixiankanhuishipinha。woqushoushiyixia，zanmenyihuierquyiyuan。”qingtongjiangpingbanfangzailetamianqianjiuxiangweishengjianzouqu。
“yingzheng，zheigeguojiadezhuren。”
qingtongxiangqizheishizuowanweileqinshihuanglai，teyiebuqinchaolishikandejilupian。xiwangshihuangdadabuyaotaishengqi。
“qinzhaoxiangwangsishibanianzhengyue，yingzhengchushengzaidangshizhaoguodehandankuocheng，suihoudejinianbeisongwangzhaoguoweizhizi。qinzhuangxiangwangsannian，13suideyingzhengbeiliweiqinwang。”
（bierende13suifengwang，wodeshisansuihaizainianchuzhong，zhenshirenbirenqisirena。）
（wuwuwu，woneikelianyoumirendelaozuzong，nianjiqingqingjiubeisongqudangzhizi，zheidechiduoshaokua，xinteng~~）
（laozuzong，wobuxiangxueyingyule，jiujiuhaiziba！）
yingzhengkanzhepiaoguodewenzi，xianglaizheijiushuoshiyingqingtongshuodedanmule，meixiangdaodanmushizheiyangde。buguoyingyuyoushihewu。
“yingzhengjiweishiyouyunianshao，zunlvbuweiweizhongfu，guozhengjieyoulvbuweibachi，shihuangdibanian，qinwangzhengnianyi21suijijiangqinzheng。”
（yixiangdaozhaotaihouhelaoai，wojiuqideyayangyang。lianggesishengzihaixiangduowozhenggedehuangwei，shenmedongxia！）
（zhenggehaishitairencile，yaoshiwo，wojiubaneilianggesishengzizuochengrenzhi，fangzaijiutanli，baizaidadianshang，rangtamentiantiankanzhewoshangchao，qisitamen。）
gechaozhongrenkanzhetianmulidehuadaoxiyikouliangqi，zheihoushiwawadejingshenzhuangtaiyoudaishangquea。
“shihuangdishinian，qinwangzhengduiliuguoshikexiazhukezhiling，danbeiliside《jianzhukeshu》suoquanzu，suihoulisidedaozhongyong，zheiyeshizhukezhilingdeyoulai。”
“shihuangdishiqinian，hanguomiewang。shihuangshijiunian，zhaoguomiewang，ershiernian，weiguomie，ershisinian，chuguomie，ershiwunianyanguomie，qinshihuangershiliunianqiguomie，haoshi10nianluxujianbingleliuguo，shihuangdiershibanian，nanzhengbaiyue，congci，qinwangzhengwanchengtongyidaye，jinrulediguoshidai。”
（qinwangsaoliuhe，hushihexiongzai。）
（我政哥牛逼！）
（zhenggewoshinidegou！）
（老婆我爱你！）
“si~”kanzhehoushirenduitadexihuan，tachuleerduohong，haiyoudianqingxing，yingqingtongmeizheimelipu，burantazhijieniutoujiuzou，zheiaidetaichenzhongle！
“qinwangzhengershiliunian，qinwangzhengmieliuguohou，renweiziji“dejiansanhuang，gongguowudi”，biancaiyongsanhuangwudilaigouchenghuangdidechenghao，shizguolishishangdiyigeyonghuangdichenghuderen，zichengshihuangdi！”
（大秦万岁！）
（始皇陛下万岁！）
（wo，qinshihuang。daqian！！）
？？？zheishishenmeyisi，tahexuxiangbierenyaoqian！
声音继续播放着。
“qinshihuangzaiweihou，feichufenfengzhi，gailijunxianzhi，tadezheigezhiduwoguozhijindouzaijixuyanyong。tongyihuobiheduliangheng；tongyiwenzi；xiuzhuzhangcheng、chidaoheqinzhidao，yingzhengjieshulechunqiuzhanguozhuhoufenzhengdejumian，diandinglezhongguoliangqianyunianzhengzhizhidujibengeju，beiyuwei“qianguyidi”。tadehenduozhiduyanxuleqiannian，baidaiqiexingqinlvfa。”
“zitaishanfengshanhou，qinshihuangzouleqiuxianwendaodedaolu，tingxinlexufudengfangshidechanyan，kaishichidanyao，milianzhangshengbusizhishu，xufugengshiqipianqinshihuangruhaixunyao，dailingsanqiantongnantongnv，chenglouchuanruhaiqiuxianshan，houbuzhisuozhong，minjianchuanshuoshidaoribenqule。”
（made，**xufu，yaobuta，zanmenguojiayebuhuijinglizhangda14niandekangrizhanzheng。）
（yinggaizhijiemieleta，**xiaoriben，zaowanchendao。）
（daoxianzaidoubuchengrentamenfanxiadezuixing，xiaorizimeiyigehaodongxi！）
（wuwangguochi，laojilishi）
（wuwangguochi，yuanyiwubeizhiqingchun，hanweishengshizhizhonghua！）
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qinshihuangkandaozheiyanshenshensui，xiangdaojinrizhaojigonglidejigefangshi，kanlaishibunengyaole！
“qinshihuangsanshiqinian，yinweiguojiudeshiyongdanyao，zaijiashangzhouchelaolei，sizailetadiwucidongxuntuzhongdeshaqiugong。qinshihuangsihou，zhaogaocaiquleweixielisideshouduan，errenzaishaqiugongjingguoyifanmimou，jiazaoqinshihuangfabuzhaoshu，youhuhaijichenghuangwei，shanzixiugaizhaoling，bipogongzifusuzisha，budeweikang。zaidedaofusuzishadequeqiexiaoxihou，huhai、zhaogao、lisizheicaiminglingcheduiriyejiancheng，xunsufanhuixianyang。”
大秦
lisihezhaogaoguizaidadian，lisineixinjingkongbuyi，xiangbumingbaizijiweihehuirucihutu。
zhaogaohunshenzhandou，tacaipashangzheigeweizhi，tabuxiangsi。
shihuangdikanzheshipinlideyimu，zongranbushita，yeshitayihoujingguoligedeshiqing，neixinfantengbuzhi。shoushangbaoqideqingjinshuomingzheigezhurengongzhengzaiqitoushang。tajixukanxiaqu。
“youyushutiangaowen，qinshihuangdeshitiyijingfulanfachou。weizherenermu，huhaiyixingmingrenmailexuduobaoyuzhuangzaicheshang，baoyudeweidaoyangaileshitidefuchouwei，mihuoledajia。”
“hehe~”qinhuangdikanzhexiaochulesheng。
gangchuwoshideqingtongtingzhezheishengyin，youmanmanbajiaoshouhuiqu。
“huidaoxianyanghou，huhaijiwei，shiweiqinershi，lisiyijiuzuochengxiang，danshichaotingdedaquanshijishangluodaolezhaogaoshouzhong。zhaogaobumanzuyuxiaoxiaodelangzhongling，zhankaileyixilieshouduan，zuihoujianglisiyaozhanyuxianyang。jiweihouhuhaishixingcanbaodetongzhi，huhaiyourenzhaogaoweizhongchengxiang，zhuanshanchaozheng。ershisannian，chenzhongdeyaoyifushuizhixia，liubangdailingdeqiyijungongxiawuguan，qinershierwang。”
“huhaizaiweiqijian，canhaishouzu，xiongdijiemeimenyigejieyigequanbudoubeihuhaipohaizhisi，pohaidachen，**，shishizudecanbaozhijun。”
（huhai，jiushizhiluweimadenannanzhujiao。）
（huhai：jidajiabiaoyanyigeshenmejiaowozhuwojiuzu。）
（zheigejilupianyinggaijiaofeiwuhuangdi-huhaideyisheng。）
（kelianlezhengge，youzheimelianggebuzhengqideerzi，yigecanbao，yigeyufu。）
（loushangde，yebunengshuoyufuba。qishidangshifusudesixiangyemeicuo，daqinzaishihuangdideshoulizoudetaikuaile，xuyaoxiuyangshengxi，zhinengshuobeidangshiderujiajiaodetaiguo**le！）
（rujiazaoyijingbushikongshengrenderujia，fusuyaoshizaixiandai，tayinggaixuexueshenmejiaolunyu。）
（lunyushikongzijidaoshangdingdeguiju。）
（kongzishengao2.22mi，zhenggeshengaoye1.9mi，yaoshangdepeijiandebicaocaohaigaoba....）
（lisizheigelaohutu，wannianruguomeizuozheixieshi，yinggaishiqianguyixiangleba！kexile，tadezhengzhilinianhefusubuhe，buranyebuhuitongyizhaogaozheigeyanrendegouzhuyi！）
qinshihuangkanzheshangmiandedanmu，zuijiaoyichou。caocaoyoushihoushinageren。tongguoganggangdepianduantazhidaotadeqinbingmeiyouqianqiuwandai，kanzhiqiandanmudechaodai，xianglaichaodaiyeshihenduode。
huhai！！tadeshibahuangzi，haihuiyouzhaogao，zhenshihaodadedanzi，xiangdaozheideqinshihuangdiqidenaqishoulidechabeijiuyaoshuaichuqu，xiangqizheibushizijidejiayoumomodefangxiaqu。
lisi...qinshihuangkanzhedanmu，yanshenshensui，xiangshizaisikaozheshenme。
“yourenshuoqinshihuangshiqianguyidi，yeyourenshuoqinshihuangshiqiangubaojun，zhengsuoweizuizaidangdai，gongzaiqianqiu。qinshihuangdeyisheng，zhengzhishangshelisangongjiuqing，feichufenfengzhi，shelijunxianzhi，jingjishangtongyihuobiheduliangheng，wenhuashangshutongwen，chetonggui，junshishangxiujianwanlizhangcheng，diyuxiongnu，nanzhengbaiyuexiulingqu，tongyang，tazaiweiqijianyanxingjunfa，daxingtumu、wangtuchengxian、lanzhengyaoyidengxingweiyeyinfahoushidezhengyi。”
（buguan，shihuangdadajiushigongrendeqianguyidi）
（tajiuxiangyaogezhangshengbulaoyao，youbushiyaotianshangdexingxing，jitayigezenmele。）
yaobushiqinshihuangganggangkanlechidanyaodehouguo，tazhendeyiweiyouzhangshengbulaoyaole，ai，shihuangdadashenshendetanlekouqi！
（shihuangdadadanfanhuodaoxianzai，tadoubuyunxuyigechatouyou3zhongxian！）
（kuaibatangsengweijitachi！）
（zhenggejueduishishishangbadaozongcaidiyiren，huole2000duoniandeliuliangdandang！）
（aaaa，bixiaaaaaaa，bixiawohaoainia！！！）
（zhiyouwojuezhefusukelianma？yaoshiqinshihuangzaodianlifusuweitaizi，mengtianneisanshiwandajunbushishuohuixianyangjiuhuixianyangma，shuobaile，jiushiyoubingbuganfan，ruguotafanle，tajiushimingbuzhengyanbushun。）
（fusuhaishitairencile，tairencibushihedangshideqinchao。）
（congciyihou，huaxiayitongkejinledna！）
kanlezheimeduodanmudeqinshihuangyijingxiguanlexiandairendeyongci，zhishizheitangsengshihewu，keshinengchi？！
dangkandaofusuneigedanmudeshihou，qinshihuangjiujiumeiyouhuishen！
大秦
huhaijingkongdekanzhetianmushangdeshipin，tacaiganghezhaogaodashangxian，tajiuyaowanlema？！bu，tahaimeiyouzuoshangneizuigaodeweizhi！
“kuai，kuaixuanzhaogaolaijianwo！”huhaijinzhangyouhaipadeshengyin，zhandouzhejiaohanzhe。
lisikandaotianmushangdeziji，buganxiangxinzheishizijizuodeshiqing，talisiweiledaqinjingjingyeye，zhongchengyisheng，ruguofusuzhendejiwei，yitaderujiasixiangzhiguo，tazhendenengjieshouzheigediwangma？
李斯陷入了沉思。
三国
caocaoqideyanjingdouhongle：“nimen，，，nimenbuyaotaiguofenle。”
“zhugong，xinu。dengxiacizhugongqulexiandai，ninqushanxiazheixiehoushizisundeyanjing。”guojiazaipangbiananweidao。
tanashenmeshan？tadeshengaoma？！
tingzhewaimiandeshengyinmeile，qingtongcongfangjianlichulai。
“shoushiwanle？”qinshihuangkanjianqingtongchulaiyouhuiqudexiaodongzuo，haoxiaodeshuodao。
“dada，ninhaihaoma？”qingtonggangadewendao。
“haibucuo，zheishangmianjiludedoushizhende？”qinshihuangzaiciquerendewendao。
“dangran，zheigeshiguojiaguanfanggongshide，jueduidebaozhen。buguodadaninzhendemeishima？”qingtongbufangxindekanlekanta，kebieqihuaileshenti，yebuzhidaotayoumeiyouchidanyao，benbufuyudejiatingxueshangjiashuang。
qinshihuangzaoguoleshengqideneigejieduan，jirantalaidaozheier，jiushilaigaibianlishide，xianzaitayemeichidanyao，huiqujiubaneixiefangshiquanzaile。
“zhenmeishi，zheigeshipintixingdegangganghao，zhenyemeiyouchineixiedanyao。”
qingtongsonglekouqi，“neijiuhao，neijiuhao。wojinigualehao，zanmenxiawuquyiyuanzuogequanshenjiancha，kankanhaiyoushabiedewentibu。buguodada。。”
shihuangkanzheta，zenmebushuole。“woyougebuchengshudexiaojianyiha，ninzhidaodanyaodezhuyaochengfenma？”qingtongwenzheshihuang。
dangrantakendingbuzhidao。“danyaoshiyouyoududekuangwuzhihe****erchengde，suoyihuiyouzhaludeqingkuangshierfasheng。danshizheigezhaluruoshipeibidedangdehua，keyizuocheng**，yongyujunshi。”suijiqingtongdiaochushipin，jishihuangdibofangdianshijuli**deweili。
shihuangdikanzhejuli**deweili，manyandoushixiangyao，edi，doushiedi！zheiyaoshiyunyongdaojunshizhong，tadaqindetieqijiangsuoxiangpimi。
大明洪武间
zhuyuanzhangkanzhetianshengdehuoqiyexianmubuyi，“zhei**ruguofangzaiwoshenjiying，shibidabaimenggubing，rangtamenbuganlaifan！”
zhubiaorentongdediandiantou，“die，wodamingruoshijunduidouyouzheidanyao，nengdadadejianshaoshangwanga！”
大汉
hanwudiliucheyekandaolezhei**deweili，“guaiguai，zheigeweilinengbayigechengchizhahuileba，weiqing，ruguowomenyeyouzheige**，xiongnuqiganzailaifan，dingbatamendadekudiehanniang！”
“bixia，chenyijingfadanmu，qingqiuzhubochuanshoucifang！”weiqinggongjingdexinglihuidao。
“hao！weiqingguoranxinxi。”
“dangran，dadaxiangyaodepeifangkeyizijisouha，zheixiewangshangdouyoude。”qingtongjiaoshihuangdiruheshiyongshoujichakanxinxi。
shihuangdihaoqidewendao：“zheimeweixiandedongxibeibaixingzhidao，dangchaozhebupayinqikonghuangma？”
“e，，，zenmeshuoni！”qingtongxiangzheruhezuci。“zheixiedongxisuiranhenchangjian，danshibushirenrendounengpeichulaide，erqieyouxiedongxiniqumaishixuyaoshouxude，zaishuole，zhongyaodedongxidouzaizuguomamashoulini，danfanlouchulaideneikendingdoushibuyongdehuozheshiyijingbeishuzhidele。”
qinshihuangdianlediantou，shizheiyangde，ruofeiguoliqiangsheng，sheihuizangsi，tayaoshiyouzheixie**，tiantianquduimianzouliangquan。
“dada，nindoukanhaolemei，meikanhao，zanmenwanshanghuilaijiezhekan。zandechumenle，zaiwandianchumenlushangyaoduchele。”qingtongshuozhelazheqinshihuangdeyixiujiuchumenwangdixiachekuzouqu。
chuanxie，nabaoguanmenyiqihecheng，bujizhenggeyidianhuihuadejihui。