《儿子是个恋爱脑》 小说介绍
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第1章
woyougelianainaoerzi,duitanvpengyoudehuayantingjicong,shenxinbuyi,meixiangdaojiehunhouzhidaolebeitalaopojidailvmaopiandetuantuanzhuan,haibuyuanyilihun。
wozhihaofangqizheigewukejiuyaodeerzi。
恋爱脑给我滚远点。
1、
jintianshinandedexiuxiri,gongsibutaimang,wozhongyuyoushijianhaohaozaijiaxiuxiyitian。
jujuelepengyoudaqiudeyaoyue,wodaishangyanzhao,gangzhunbeixiangshouyigemeiyougongzuodaraodewujueshi,zhuanshuyuwoerzidedianhua**jiuxiangle。
“wei?yangxiao,nizuihaodadianhualaiyoushenmezhengshier,buzhidaonimajintiannandedexiuxiyitianma?”
我不满的问着儿子。
“ma,daxishi!woyaodaiwonvpengyouxuanxuanshangmenlaibaifangninla!”erzijidongdeshengyincongdianhualingyiduanchuanlai。
“zhende?!neinimenjidiandao?woxianzaijiaoayikaishizuofan?”wozhaixiayanzhao,congchuangshangyixiazizuoqilai。
erzizhongyuyaobatanvpengyoudaihuijiale,woxinlihaishihengaoxingde,bijingtingtashuogenzheinvhaiertanleliangnianduole,zheihaishidiyicizhengshishangmenerni。
“ma,womenchabuduolianggexiaoshihoudao,duile,xuanxuanbunengchilade,yebuxihuancongsuan,nijidea。”
“xing,zhidaole,baozhengjinianpaihao,xianzheiyanga。”
gualedianhua,woganjinrangayiqumaicaizuofan,zhufuleyangxiaogangcaifenfudetanvpengyoudejikou。
wozaiwangshangxiadanleyidashuxianhua,ranhouyouzaijialifanchulaiyigezhanxindehongbaodaizi,jilimianzhengzhengsaileliangwankuaiqian。
ayirehuochaotiandechaozhecai,huabeisongdaomeiduojiu,jiutingjianmenlingxiangle,tamendaole。
“ei,nihao,xuanxuan,huanyingnilaidaowomenjia,zheishuhuashiteyijinimaide,xiwangnixihuan。”
wobabaozhuangjingmeidexianhuagangyaodidaotamianqian,jiukanjiantazhouzhemeitoushankai,“yangxiao,kuaidiannakai!”
“ei,jiwoba,ma。”xiayimiaohuabeirengjinlemenkoudelajitong。
“zhei,xuanxuanshiduihuafenguominma?”
“bushi,ma,tahuaiyunle,zuijinkandaozheixiehuaacaoashenmedejiutebiefanzaobushufu。”
huaiyunle?wodemuguangchaoxiakan,xuanxuannuokailedangzaiduzimianqiandebao,kanzheitingqideduzi,gujideyousigeduoyueleba。
woshengqidepaileyixiaerzi,“buzaodiangenwoshuo,ganjinjinlaizuo,buyonghuanxiele。”
liangshoukongkongdeerzidaizhetanvpengyoudalieliedejiukaozaileshafashang。
“nizenmehuishier?xuanxuandouhuaiyunzheimejiule,zenmecaigaosuwo?”
wokanzhezhengzaijixuanxuanweishuiguochideerzi,qibudayichulai。
“zheibunengguaiwo,ma!qianjigeyuewohexuanxuanchaojialengzhanlehaojiu,tayizhibukenjianwo,zhidaoqianliangzhouwoyeshicai......”
erzidejiaobeixuanxuancaileyijiao。
wozhuangzuomeiyoukandaodeyangzi,zhijianxuanxuankaishiduizhewodiaoyanlei。
“a,ayi,doushiwobuhao,wotaicuxinle,wogenyangxiaochaojiahoumeijianmiandeneiduanrizi,zhengtianshangxinguodehunhuneede,lianzijihuaiyunledoubuzhidao。”
“zhidaoneitianyundaobeipengyousongquyiyuan,caizhidaowoyijinghuaiyunle。”
“ei,biekulexuanxuan,douguaiwomeizhaoguhaoni,buranniyebuhuishangxindaohuaiyunledoubuzhidao。”erzijimanganweidao。
buguozheihuazenmetingqilaizheimeqiguaini,naliyourenhuilianzijishentifashengdebianhuadoubuqingchude,genghekuangxianzaiduzidoudaqilaile。
yaxiaxinzhongdeyilv,woyekuanweizhexuanxuan,shuotaxinkule,buyaotaiyouyali,yihouyangxiaokendinghuizhaoguhaotade。
fanzuohaole,shangzhuoqianwobatiqianzhunbeihaodehongbaodijixuanxuan,meixiangdaotadangzhewodemianjiulikedakaile。
dagaishigudaoleshiduoshaoqianhou,zheicaishouqilaiduiwodaoleyishengxie。
chifandeguochengzhong,woliaoqiletaliangjiehundeshiqing。
“niliangdasuanshenmeshihoulingzhengjiehuna,jiuzuijinba,tiaogehaorizi?xuanxuanzheiduzizaidaxiaquchuanhunshakebuhaokanle。”
“ma,womenkendingshiyaojinkuaijiehunde,jiushixuanxuantajialiba......”
“zenmele?shiyoushenmeshierma?”wokanxianglexuanxuan。
“keke,ayi,shizheiyangde。”
“wolaojiashilaianxianlijiacunde,wobamahaoburongyipeiyangchulaiwozheimeyigeyouxiudenver,jiehunkendingyeshiyaodaochangjiwoqinzizhuhede。”
“neishidangran。”wodianlediantou。
“jiushiba,woxiwangayinidaoshihouqinzibatamenjieguolai,tingyangxiaoshuo,ninbushiyouliangbinlima,jiukaineiliangchequba。”
…wochidunleyixiahaimeifanyingguolai,zheishijiujiwoanpaishangle?
“aiya,ma,nijiudayingba,nibuzhidaoxuanxuanjiwoshuo,tamencundeqinqiketaorenyanle,ninkaizhebinlihuiquqinzijietajiaren,neixierenkandaokendingxianmusile!”
erziyiliandelisuodangran。
“zhei,bushiwobudayinga,nikanwogongsizuijintebiemang,jintianyeshinandedexiuxiyitian,daoshihouwopaisijiqinziguoqujienijiaren,keyimaxuanxuan?”
xuanxuandelianserouyankejiandekualexialai,“keshiayi,yangxiaodoudayingwole,shuoshininkendinghuiqinziqujiewobamade,wocaidayingjintianlaibaifangninde。”
yipangdeerzilenglejimiao,fanyingguolailikeyingshengfuhe,“duiduidui,ma,wodoujirenjiaxuanxuanshuohaole,ninbunengrangwoyanerwuxina。”
shenmeshuohaole,jiutazheiyanjiweimianyetaizhuoliele。
“shizheiyanga。”wobumingyiweidexiaolesheng。
“neixuanxuannideyisishi,wobixuquqinzijienifumuguolai,nicaitongyijinmenshizheigeyisima?”
“ao,dui,wohaidekaizhebinliqujie。”
haimeidengxuanxuankaikouhuidawo,pangbiandeerzijiulimazuobuzhule。
“jiushizheigeyisi,ma!ninjiugankuaiyinglebatabamajieguolai,womenyenengzaodianerjiehun,jinishenggedasunzia。”
tajiamojiayangdejiwowanlijialeyikuaizicai。
wozenmenengshengchuyigezheimeshadeerzi,tingbuchulaiwohualiduixuanxuandebumanma,haibinli,shenmedouwangwaihushuo。
“neijiuzheiyangba,zheiliangtianwojiuzhaorentiaogehaorizi,baxuanxuanfumujieguolaihoushangliangxiahunshi,rangtamenxianzhudaozheibian,zhijiecanjiawanhunlizaihuiqu?”
xiangdaoerziduixuanxuandexihuan,haiyouxuanxuanduzilidehaizi,zheidianyaoqiuyebushibunengdaying。
zhibuguowomeiliaoxiangdao,zheicaizhishiwudidongdeyigexiaokaitou。
2、
guolejitian,wozhuanmenchouchuyitianshijiandaizhesiji,haiyoutamenliangqujiexuanxuandefumu。
yitongjieguolaidehaiyouxuanxuandeqindidi。
yilushang,xuanxuandefumuhedidizuozaichelimolaimoqu,zuilihaibuduangantanzhe,“wa!zheijiushiyouqianrenkaidehaochea!”
jinguanchongmanganga,wohaishizhinengdaizhehanxudexiaorongshuo,“nashishenmeyouqianrena,jialiyejiuzheiyiliangchebijiaohao,zhuanmenkaiguolaijieqinjia。”
“nijiahaiyouhaoduoliangqitadechema?youbukaidema,songwoyiliangbei。”
xuanxuandediditurankaikou,rangzhenggechelideqifenyougenggangale。
“shuoshenmeni,liyu!”
“ayi,ninbiejieyia,wodiditahaixiaobudongshi,genninhushuobadaoni,hehe。”
xuanxuanhechiletadiyisheng,youzhuanguotoujiwodaoqian。
wobailebaishoubiaoshimeiguanxi,kexinliquezaixiang,tazheididiyejiubitaxiaoliangsansuia,ershiduosuiderenlehaixiao?shuohuahaizheimekouwuzhelanni?
“qie,xiaoqi。”meixiangdaotadihaixiaoshengdunanglezheimeyiju。
yaxiaxindidebushi,haihaomeiguoduojiuzhongyudaolewotiqiandinghaodejiudian。
xialeche,yixingrenxiandaolouxiadecantingchifan。
benxiangzhebianchibiantanyixiaerzihexuanxuanhunshidejutianpai,meixiangdaocaiyishangzhuo,duimiandeqinjiajiukaishifengjuancanyunbandechileqilai。
yidaojieyidaodekongpanshushiyerangfuwuyuandougandaojingyale。
“zheige,qinjiamu,womenshangliangyixiaxuanxuanhelinxiaodehunshiba,woqingrentiaolejigebucuoderizi,nimenkankannayitianheshi?”
“douxingdouxing,fanzhengdoushinimennanfangchuqian,zenmenongdouxing,jiushiyidingyaodaban,yuefengguangyuehao!wonverkebunengsuisuibianbianjiujiaguoqule。”
yuanbenyaoshuochukoudejigehuangdaojiribeiwoyanlehuiqu,wodunleyixia,kanleyiyanzhiguzheshaledeerzixinliyizhenfanmen。
“neijiudingzai17haoba,wutianhou,zheiduanshijiannimenkeyizhuzailoushangdejiudian,fangjianwodouanpaihaole,daoshihoujiuzaizheilideyanhuitingjubanhunli。”
“neinimenmingtianhaishishashihoujinkuaibajiehunzhengyiling?”wokanxiangerzi。
erzigangyaodiantoujiubeixuanxuancheleyiba。
“ayi,ninshibushihaiwangleshenmeshiqinga?”
“wangleshenmeshiqing,a,qiaowozheijixing,nishishuocailiba,anzhaonijiaxiangdexisu,yibanjiehunshijiduoshaoni?”
“hahahahaha,dangranshiyueduoyuehaoa!”xuanxuantabadaxiaozhejieguolehuatou。
xiaoshengluoxiahou,tayongyifujianzhademuguangdalianglewojiyan,ranhoukaikou,“yiqinjiamudeshenjia,50wanbuguofenba。”
“erzi,chefangwolaozaozhiqiandoujinizhunbeihaole,nikanzheicailihaixuyaonimawojinichuduoshao?”wobahuatizhuanjileyipangdedaigua。
“shenmechuduoshao?ma,kendingshiniquanjiwochulea,wodeqianyaojixuanxuanmaidazuanjie,shuobuzhunninhaidezaizanzhuwoyixieni!”
ze,50wanduiyuwolaishuoqueshimeishenme,keshiwoxinlihaishiduiyangxiaogandaoshiwang,zheibuchengqideerzidaoxianzaimeitianshuadedouhaishiwodefuka。
“50wancailiwokeyichu,neinimenjixuanxuanzhunbeileshenmejiazhuangni?”
“shenmejiazhuang,womenzheijiubuliuxingzheiyitao,nverdoujiachuqulechenglewaixingren,haiyaodaotiejitaqian,meimener!”
qinjiamuyiliannverbuzhiqiandeyangzi,wotingledoujuedecier,kekanwoneizhunerxifuerlianseyidianmeibian,haishayouqishidedianlediantou。
wozhangshuleyikouqi,tongyiletamendeyaoqiu,sheirangzheishierzifeiqubukederenni,genghekuangerxifuerhaihuaiyunle。
hunliruyueerzhidejuxingwanchengle,yuanbenwoyaoanpaichebaqinjiatamenjisonghuiqu,quemeixiangdaorenjiajujuelewo,shuoshihaiyaozaijiangchengdaiyiduanshijian。
woyemeiduoxiang,kenengshixiangyaozaiduopeierxifuyiduanshijianba。
jielehundeerziheerxifuerbingmeiyoubandaotamendefangziliruzhu,fanerfeiyaogenwozhuzaiyiqi。
yangxiaojiwodeliyoushi,“xuanxuanxianzaihuaiyunle,zaijialiayinengzhaoguta,ganghaozanjiawoyezhuxiguanle,jiuxianbubanguoqule,dengshengwanhaizizaishuo。”
woyemeiyoushenmeliyoubutongyi,mangwantamendehunshi,gongsilihaiyouyidaduishidengzhewo,woyemeishijiantiantianzaijia。
suoyiwoyoulingqingleyigebaomuzhuanmenzhaoguxuanxuan。
xiangzheerxifuerhuaiyunlehouqikenenghuixingdongbubian,yiloucaiguanghaodedazhuwoworangtamenzhujinqu,zijizebandaoleerlou。
wozijuezijizheigepopobushuozuodaobaifenbaiwanmei,keyesuanjinzhijinzele。
zhishikandaozuijinwoyinxingkashangxianshideyuelaiyuedadeliushuizhangdan,womeirenzhujiyangxiaodalegedianhua。
“erzi,nizuijindoumailexieshenmedongxia,yemeikanjianniwangjialinaya,zenmezheizhangdanyitianbiyitianduodelipu。”
“e,ma,kawojiaojixuanxuanle,kenengshitajitajialirenmaileyixieshenmedongxiba。”
kajierxifuerle,woyebuhaozaiduowen,zhinengtixingerzi,“nizijizhangdianerxinyan,biebashenshangdeqianquandoujinixifuerle。“
“zhidaole,ma,wohaimeineimesha,wojiwoliuleyizhangni,xuanxuanshuowoxiangyaodedongxi,tazhijiejiwomaijiuxingle,wobuyongnaneimeduozhang。”
bushi,wuliuzhangwodefukaquanjitaxifuerle?
wozhenbuzhidaogaishuowoerzishichunhaishishadetianzhen。
guaduandianhua,worangmishuchaleyixiazuijindezhangdan,duanduanyigeduoxingqi,shuachuquleliangbaiduowan。
wonaoziwengwengdezhen,suanle,jiudangshiwozheigezuopopodejierxifuerdeyidianlinghuaqianle,daoshihouzaikanba。
jintiankehulinshishuangyue,wonandexialegezaobankeyihuijiagentamenyikuaierchifan。
ayichaocaiqijian,womendouzuozaiketingshafashangkandianshi。
duanduandeshifenzhongnei,erxifueryihuierxiangshuochishuiguo,yihuiershuozijiyaotengyao**…zongzhigezhongcengchubuqiongdeyaoqiu。
yangxiaozaipangbiangengetiangousiderangganshajiugansha,zenmecongxiaodaodatajiumeizaiwozheigedangmadegenqianzheimetinghuaguoni。
guoranerzishigelianainao…
3、
womomodetanlekouqi,yebuzhidaoerzizheishiyichuanleshei,taneizaosidebayemeijianshizheigeyangzia。
fanzhuoshang,yangxiaojiugengefuwuyuanside,zijidefanhaimeichijikou,guangguzhejixuanxuanjiacaiweifanhaobuniwai。
“ma,nijiwobozhixiaba,ganghaopanzizainigenqianer。”
erzirangboxia,woshunshougaowangangyaofangdaotapanzili,jiutingjiantashuo,“eieiei,fangwolaopowanli。”
xuanxuannaqikuaiziyixiachijinqu,duiwoxiaoleyixia。
buguowozenmejuedezheixiaoronglimianhaidaizheyisisideyihetiaoxinni?
shishizhengmingwomeixiangduo,xuanxuanrangerziqujitanaguozhihou,jiulimaduizhewokaikou。
“ma,ninbodexiazhenhaochi,nengbunengzaijiwobojigea?”
wangyoutongaodianping:wulunyongduomehualidecizaodouyiwufaxingrong《erzishigelianainao》zheipianwenzhangdejingcaichengdu,suoyiwozhixiangshuoyiju:yizhiqiunindexiaoshuotaiganren,kefouzaijiagengyizhang?
wangyoufengyuebuxiangqiandianping:kanleyizhiqiudadadezuopin,buyoudejingshenweizhiyizhen,zijueqijingbamaiweizhiyichang,qiqiaodaoyekaileliuqiaoban,suoyininshenmeshihougengxin?fenghuajuedairenjianjipinshijiezuimeidiyidedadazaigengjipianba!
儿子是个恋爱脑