霸总和他的小作精
《霸总和他的小作精》 小说介绍
zhurengongjiaochengkexiayujinchuandexiaoshuoshi《bazonghetadexiaozuojing》，tadezuozheshimengsongzuixinxiedeyibendoushileixingdexiaoshuo，shuzhongzhuyaojiangshule：jiuzaichengkexiayinweizijidemeirenjishixiaofamengshi，pangbianbuzhidaoshenmeshihouzuoleyigeren，chengkexianiutou，jiukanjianlenanrenxiaomaisedepifu，bianbuzhecucaodesha……...
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foluolidananbuhaitan，mingmeideyangguanghaobulinsedisaxia，sazaiyulanqingchedehaimian，sazaijiebaideshatan，dangranyemeiyouyiwangyijujumeimiaodeshenti，riguangqingroufumo，gewaipianai。
liuyuedehai，shihuankuaide，shiwenroude，shizaorede。
zhengruzhanzaijiudianmenqiandechengkexia。
chengkexiahepengyoucongjiudianchulai，beiyangguangzhaoshedeneiyishun，tajiaoqiditaishouzhelezhe，ranhoudaishanglemojing。
yixingwuren，sannanliangnv，gezhongyansedepifu，gezhongyansedetoufa，tamendongzuoyizhiditangzaizonglvshuxiadeyizishang，qieyidishaiqileriguangyu。
zheishitamendebiyelvxing，zaiguojitian，dajiajiuyaogebendongxile，danmeigerenyanlidoumeiyoushangganzheizhongdongxi，bijingyigegedoushimeixinmeifeidezhu。
“xiaxia，biyehoushenmedasuan？”
shuohuadeyangguangkailangdananhaiershichengkexiadenangaymi，meiguoren，zhongwenmingjiaobeile，haishichengkexiaqude，danshichengkexiameigaosuta，“beile”shiyiqiantajiagoudemingzi。
嘻。
“huiguo。”chengkexiashuo。
“huiguo？”beilejingyadiniutoukanta。
“huiguo！”zhongxiyuedejingyazhongdaizhejingxi，tatiaojianfanshedizuoqilaiwangxiangchengkexia，“wojiuzhidaonishebudewo！”
zhongxiyueshiguoren，biyehouyaohuiguojichengjiachan，zheijigerenzhong，chengkexiahetayijibeileguanxizuihao。
“shishishi，zuishebudenilewodebaobei。”chengkexiarenzhendifuyandao。
guanyuhuiguodeshi，chengkexiameihetamenshuoguo，yemeishenmehaoshuode，xianzaijiaotongzheimebianli，tamenzheiyigegedouyoushouhaoxiande，xiangjianyimianhaiburongyi？
“huiguoganshenme？”beilewen。
“huiqukanyixiawogege，buyongtaixiangwo，gujidaibujiu。”
daibujiu，chengkexiashizheiyangxiangde。
tabamazaita5suideshihoujiulihunle，tongyinian，chengkexiahemamalaidaomeiguo，jihumeizenmehuiquguo，yejiuouerchunjiehuiquyici，chengkexiashizaibuxianghetaneigebianyidieyiqishenghuo，danshibianyidieshuoxiangtale，suoyitayedeyisiyisi。
“neiwomenhenimenyiqihuiqubei，ranhouyiqihuilai，wohaimeiquguozhongguoni。”
“qiahaowozheiduanshijianyeshixianzhe。”
chengkexiawenyanshihaobuyouyudijujue，ranhouyiliangaoshenmocedikaikou：“zaidengdeng，shijihaibuchengshu。”
kaiwanxiao，nengrangzheijigefengzihetahuiqume，neitaderenshejiulibuzhule。
jigerenyouliaoleyihuier，chengkexiatingdehunhunyushui，jiuzaitayaojinrumengxiangdeshihou，beilebatazhuaiqilai，quzhunbeidaihuierchanggedegezhongshebei。
yucitongshi，buyuanchushijigexizhuanggelvderen，cuyongzheyigenanrenchaozheibianzouguolai，xiawuzhengshizuishaideshihou，zhulizhanzaipangbianweitachengzhesan。
nanrenbufahuanman，shenzitingba，jushoutouzuzhijianyundanfengqing，baisechenshanzhazaixikuli，meiyouyitiaoduoyudezhezhou，heisexikubaoguozhexiuzhangdeshuangtui，zuijiandandeyifuxiushizhezuiwanmeideshencai。
suirantashuohuabuduo，danhaowuyiwenshirenqunzhongdejiaodian。
ouruijituandasuanzaizheilizuotouzi，yujinchuanhegongsidejigefuzerenlaizuokaocha，hezuofangjinxinjinlidizuozhejieshao，xianzai，kaochajibenyijingjiejinweisheng。
“zhangjingli，quhehaisixianshengtanhouxudeshiyiba。”yujinchuanhuanhuankaikou，dichendesangyinbansuizheliulideyingwen。
hezuofangshunjianmingbaileyisi，haisixiaozhexiangyujinchuanshenchushou：“feichangqidaihenindehezuo。”
“合作愉快。”
yujinchuantaiqishoubei，zixin，youya，zuijiaoguazheqiadaohaochudeweixiao，shishangrendejingming，shishangweizhedecongrong。
zhangjinglihehezuofangliqu，yuandishengxiayujinchuanhetadelianggezhuli，yujinchuanchaozonglvshuxiadetangyizouqu，zhulihenyouyansedishoulesan。
yujinchuanzaiyizishangtangxia，heisesuifazaihaifengdechuifuzhongxiandeyouxielingluan，yeweitadechenwenyanjinzengtianlejifensuixing。judadehaitanzheyangsanxia，tataishoujiekailiangkechenyiniukou，yezhaidiaolexiukou，luchulejingzhuangyoulidewangu。
mingmingshibujingyidedongzuo，quezenmedourangrenyibukaiyan。
zhuliweitadaolebeijiu，anzhaotadexihaojiarushiliangdebingkuai，danyujinchuanmeiduanjiubei，tachushendiwangzheyulansedehai，shenqingrangrenzhuomobutou。
zuowanzheixiehou，zhulizaibuyuanchuzuoxia，liangrendouhenmoqidemeiyoudaraoyujinchuanzheipiankedeningjing，danyedoushikeguanzhuzhezheibiandedongtai，yifangyiwaifasheng。
“puttheradioon(hello)”
“sugarandspice.”
“everythingnice.”
“keeponlockdown.”
“putonice……”
turanchuanlaiyizhengesheng，tianmeizhongdaizheyisisiyonglan，yujinchuanzhengbimuyangshen，tingdaoshengyintazhengkaileyan，chaoshengyuanchuwangqu。
zaiyujinchuankanguoqudeshihou，chengkexiayezaikanta，gangcaitakeshiyiyanjiuzhuyidaozheigenanrenleni。
shijimikaiwai，fengchuizhechengkexiabolangbandefensejuanfa，tadelianshang，xiangshibeidafanledeyanyingpan，yansenongliexianyan，shenjidudemeifensediaodaidapeizhebaiseduanqun，e，haiyoupodongdeyuwangwa，bulunbuleideyifuchuanzaitashenshangqueyoumomingdehexie。
chengkexiabeizhejitadanzou，gezhejusemojing，tazhigougoudikanzheyujinchuanchangdao——
“cooverhereboyandplay-o.”
“workitout.”
“workitright.”
“baby’slockinglowtonight.”
“ifwegottogetheriknowitwouldbehot-hot.”
diaoqingbandegeci，tongguotatiannidesangyinheyanboananchuandi，danshihenkexi，yujinchuanbuzhidaoshenmeshihouyijingbishangleyan。
“……”chengkexiaxinlipiaoleliugedian，suihoutazuijiaoqingqingshangyang。
chengkexiayishougechangwan，tafangxiajita，zuozaijiaziguqianweibeilebanzou，takeshigehegedeleshou，zenmenengweilenanrendiuxiaxiaohuobanni。
tamenmianchaodahai，jinqingdihuanxiao，jinqingdigechang。
zhouweiderenjianjianduoleqilai，yourenshenzhizhijienaqichengkexiafangzaidishangdedianjita，hetamenyiqidanzou，youkeyuelaiyueduo，chengkexiayouyukuaidirangchulejiazigu。
zheishi，tachaoyujinchuanwangguoqu，faxiannanrenyijiutangzaineilibimuyangshen。
chengkexiajiaozhekouxiangtang，guangzhejiaobujibuxudihuangguoqu，baixidepifuzaitaiyangxiabaidefaguang，rangrendanxinhuibuhuibatashaihuale。
gangcaigeleshijimidejuli，chengkexiazhikanjianyigedagaidelunkuo，zoujinletacaifaxian，jishishitangzhe，tadounengkandaonanrenxikuxiaxiuzhangdeshuangtui，haiyoupingzhengchenyixiaweiweiqifudexiongtang，baisegengshitianlejifenyisibugouyushuohaixiudejinyugan。
哦，想把他弄乱。
duanduanshijimidejuli，chengkexiahenkuaidaolegenqian，taxingyunliushuidizuozaiyujinchuantangyidebianyuan，shenshangdediaodaihenduan，luchudeyaozhipengdaoleyujinchuandetui。
“hello，nengbangwotuxiafangshaiyouma？”chengkexiayongyingwenhetadazhezhaohu，congxiaobaobaolinachulefangshaiyou，shendaotamianqian。
nvhaiershouzhishangbabifensedezhijiayouweixianyan，xiangshibolitangguo，xianyan，relie，tianmizhongdaizheyisixieedeyouhuo，jiuxiangtaxianzaidexiao，henmiren，hendiaopi，dangran，yeanzanghuaishui。
yujinchuanzhengkaileyan，xiazhaidetangyishang，heisexikuhebaiseduanquntiezhe，bukebimiandiqingqingcengleyixia，yujinchuanjiangmuguangcongliangrenchupengchuyidaolechengkexialianshang。
zhinendeshenti，tianmeidelianpang，nongliedesecai，xiangshiyehuacongzhongdejingguai。
yujinchuandaliangdemuguanghensuiyi，henzhijie，yiruwangchangkanqitarenheshiqingshideneizhongmanbujingxin，xiangshihekanlubiandehuahuacaocaomeishenmequbie。
mingmingtadeweizhipiandi，shibeifushideneiyige，danchengkexiaqueganjuezijizaibeishenshi。
nanrenheisedeyanmoukanbuchuqingxu，chengkexiaxiangshimeiyoutihuidaowushengmimandeyapogan，tayijiuyongmuguangdadandigoulezhetadechunxian，goulezhetarudaofengbandexiaba。
哦，看着就很硬。
zhouweideyinleshenghuanhushengciqibifu，erzheyangsanxiadezheixiaoxiaoyiyu，shijianliushidehenman，henanjing，zhishengxiaai|meizainianchoudiliuzhuan。
jiuzaichengkexiayiweizheinanrenshoudaoqinlaideshihou，yujinchuandanmodiyikaileyan，zheiyici，chengkexiazaitayanzhongkandaoleqingxu，meicuo，shidanmo，chengkexiadexiaoyouxieweiweijiangying。
neibian，nvzhulikandaochengkexiazuozaiyujinchuanshenbianshi，lijiqishenxiangwangzheibianzou，danbeinanzhulilanxiale。
chengkexiabeiyujinchuandewushijingdaole，congxiaodaoda，tahaimeiyoubeinagerenzheimewushiguo。
“我可以代劳吗？”
jiuzaichengkexiayinweizijidemeirenjishixiaofamengshi，pangbianbuzhidaoshenmeshihouzuoleyigeren，chengkexianiutou，jiukanjianlenanrenxiaomaisedepifu，bianbuzhecucaodeshaligan，huachenshanzhixileliangkeniukou，jinzhiliuchangdejirouxiantiaowubiyouren，zuirangchengkexiaxihuande，shinanrenbozilidedajinlianzi，rangtaxiangdaolekuangyedexibuniuzi。
chengkexiazuijiaoweiweishangyang，zheicaishitayizhiyilaideshenmei。
“dangran，woderongxing，yaozheigee。”
chengkexiacongxiaobaobaolinachuyipingzhijiayou，tameicongyujinchuandetangyishangqilai，ershiqiaoqixiuzhangdeshuangtui，shendaoduimiandenanrenmianqian。
chengkexiashiguangzhejiaozouguolaide，tatuoxiapodongyuwangwa，rengdaokuangyedashudehuaili，nanrenxiaolexiao，misedeshoubeituoqitabaixidejiaohuai，yanseduibidexianming，nanrenxixindiweitacadiaojiaoshangdeshazi。
tuiqiaoqilaidedongzuo，chengkexiajiaoxiameilezhichengdian，zhinengshouwanghoufu，ziranerrandijiufuzaileyujinchuandedatuishang。
tadeyizhijiaozainanrenhuaili，lingyizhijiaoqingqingyaohuang。
yujinchuanjiuzheimekanzheliangrenmingmuzhangdandizaizijimianqiandiao|qing，tadejiaobeiduimiandenanrenwozaishouzhong，tushanglemingyandefensezhijia，hetachengzaizijituishangdeneishuangshou，shiyigeyanse。
xiaoshuo《bazonghetadexiaozuojing》diyizhangshidujieshu。
wangyoujieshigududianping：zheibenshubazonghetadexiaozuojingtingyouyiside，zuijinkanlejibendoushikanleyiban，zheibenshuwoshiyizhikandaoweide，wobuxihuanhennvedexiaoshuo，zheibenshuduiwolaishuozhengzhenghao。
wangyousuxichaodianping：shuhuangshi，jianloukande。meixiangdao，jiandaobaole。bazonghetadexiaozuojingfeichanghaodeyibuxiaoshuo。xiwangzuozhejiayou，jixuchuzheiyangdehaodezuopin。