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banjinxinjiadiyitian，wodejuxingbaoguojiudusileduimenshuaigedemen。
congciwomenchengleyezhuqunlidemeiritoutiao：tatousuwoshenyefangyaogun，
wokongsutadegoutouchiwowaimai；wodeneiyibeifengchuidaotayangtaineitian，qunliaozhijietanhuan。
zhidaowojiashuiguanbaolie，talengzhelianrengjiwoyaochi：“zanzhu，biechao。”tongjuhouwofaxian，
dushejianzhushihuishenyexiuhaowodeshuweiban；ertashujiashangjingshouzangzhewonimingfabudechahuaji。
chaoshiliweiqiangshupianwopujintahuaili，beilinjupaixiafaqun：“antouxiaofenduishang！minzhengjuwobanlaile！
”takouzhuxiangtaopaodewo：“paoshenme？shupianguini，niguiwo。”banjiagongsidexiangshihuochechuanzhecuqi，
hangchihangchizai“chenxiyuan”7haolouqiantingxia，yangqiyixiaopianfuchen。jianglaisuozaifujia，
huailijinjinbaozhezhuangmanlechifanjiahuo——shuweibanhebijibendiannaodebeibao，xiangbaozhegejiumingdaocao。
chedoulisaidemanmandangdang，
zuixianyandeshineigeyirenduogao、yongyingzhibanhetoumingjiaodaichandemibutoufengdepangrandawu，
neishitaxingouzhidezhuanyonghuajia，hualetaxiaobangeyuedegaofei。“guniang，7danyuan902，jiuzheierle？
”sijishifusangmenhongliang，molebaetoudehan，zhilezhidanyuanmen。jianglaidiandiantou，
shengyinxidexiangwenzihengheng：“ng，mafanshifule。”diantipingwenshangsheng，
xiaxiaodekongjianlizhiyoubanyungongchenzhongdehuxishenghezhixiangmocadeshengyin。
jianglaidingzhebuduantiaodongdehongseloucengshuzi，shouzhiwuyishidikouzhebeibaodaizi。902demenchangkaizhe，
shuyuxinjuteyoude、hunhezhehuichenhedandanyouqiweideqixipumianerlai。tashenxiyikouqi，
shituyaxiaxintouneidianmianduimoshenghuanjingdehuanghuangbuan。shekongdebennengrangtazhixiangganjinduojinshuyuzijidexiaowo，
guanshangmen，gejueyiqiekenengdeshejiao。jigezhuangshidebanjiashifuhanzhehaozi，
xiaoxinyiyidibaneigejuwubahuajiaxiangzinuochudianti，mubiaomingquedichaozhe902changkaidemenkoutuijin。
xiangzishizaitaidale，jihuzhanmanlezhenggeloudaozoulangdekuandu。jiuzaihuajiaxiangzijijiangdida902menkoushi，
xieduimian901deshenhuisefangdaomen，haowuyuzhaodi“kada”yisheng，conglimiandakaile。
yigenanrenzoulechulai。tagezihengao，jiandandebaichenshanyuntangdeyisibugou，xiuzisuiyidiwandaoshouzhou，
luchuyijiexiantiaoliuchangdexiaobei。shensedexizhuangkubiting，chendetuixingxiuzhang。
wuguanshineizhongdaizhedianlengliedeyingjun，xiahexianbengdeyouxiejin，bochunminzhe，
yanshensaoguoloudaolizheituruqilaide“luzhang”，meitoushunjianjiuculeqilai。neimuguangmeishenmewendu，
xiangchudongqingchenluozaibolishangdeshuang。jianglaidexinmengdiyitiao，xiayishidixiangbazijisuodegengxiaoyidian。
tajihunengganjuedaoduifangshenshangneigu“shengrenwujin”dediqiya。“mafan，”nanrendeshengyinxiangqi，bugao，
quedaizheyizhongjinshubandelengyingzhigan，qingxidichuantouleloudaolibanyundecaoza，“rangyixia。
”jianglaihaimeifanyingguolai，yigezhengmaozulejingbadaxiangziwangtamenkoutuideshifu，
dagaishijiaoxiabeishenmedongxibanleyixia，shentimengdiyigelieju，shoushanglidaoyipian。neijudadehuajiaxiangzi，
xiangyidushikongdeqiang，daizhechenmendemocasheng，“kuangdang”yixia，bupianbuyi，
yanyanshishididuizaile901neishanganggangdakaidemenshang！haosibusi，weizhizhenghaokazaimensuoxiafangyidian。
shenhuisedefangdaomenbeizheipangrandawusisidingzhu，keliandifachu“gazhi”yisheng**，
kaihedejiaodushunjianbiandelianyizhimaodouzuanbuguoqu。kongqifangfoninggule。jigebanyunshifuyeshaleyan，
kanzheneiduzairenjiamenqiande“jiezuo”，mianmianxiangqu。jianglaizhijuedeyigureqi“hong”dichongshangtouding，
lianjiashaodelihai，henbudeyuandiwagedongzuanjinqu。tahuangmangshangqianyibu，
duizheneigeliansemingxianyinchenxiaqudenanren，yuwuluncididaoqian：“dui、duibuqi！shizaiduibuqi！
shifutabushiguyide！womenmashangbankai！mashang！”nanrenmeishuohua，zhishichuizheyan，
muguangzaineijudadexiangzihebeidudeyansihefengdemenzhijiansaolegelaihui。neiyanshen，
rangjianglaijuedezoulangdewendudoujianglehaojidu。“nuokai。”tazhongyuyoutuchulianggezi，jianjiedebunengzaijianjie，
meigezidouxiangbingzhuzizazaidishang。“aiai！zheijiunuo！xiongdi，dabashou！”lingtoudeshifuhuiguoshen，
ganjinzhaohutongban。jigerenhanzhehaozi，biehonglelian，shichuchinaideliqiquhandongneigejuwu。
xiangzidibumocazheguanghuadedizhuan，fachulingrenyasuande“zila”sheng，jiannandi、yicuncundi，
zongsuancong901demenshangnuokai，langbeidixiekaozai902menkoupangbiandeqiangshang。menqiandezhangaiqingchu，
901demenzhongyukeyishunchangdakai。nanrenmeizaikanjianglaiyiyan，yemeikanneijigechuanzhecuqidebanyungong，
jingzhiceshencongxiazhaidetongdaojilechuqu，baichenshandeyijiaocaguoneijudadezhixiang，lianyisitingdundoumeiyou，
jingzhizouxiangdiantijian，fangfogangcaineichanghunluandenaojuyutahaowuguanxi。jianglaijiangzaiyuandi，
kanzhediantimenwushengdihelong，jiangneimolengdandebeiyingcheditunmei。
loudaolizhishengxiabanjiashifumencuzhongdechuanxihezhixiangmocadeyuyin。takaozaizijiaxinzhuanghaodemenkuangshang，
bingliangdechugantouguobobodetxushenjinlai，cairangtakuangtiaodexinshaoshaohuiluo。
zheilinliguanxi……kaijujiushidiyumoshia。qingchendeyangguangtouguoxinjudebaiyechuang，
zaimudibanshangtouxiayitiaotiaobanbodeguangdai。jianglaidingzheyitouluanzaozaodetoufahelianggeshuodadeheiyanquan，
xiangyilvyouhunbanpiaodaochufang，mosuozhedakaizhanxindekafeiji。zuowanaolegedaye，
zhongyubachubanshecuidehuoshaomeimaodefengmianchatuzuihouyigaogaodingshangchuan，
xianzainaozilixiangshisaimanleshitoudemianhua，youchenyoumu。nongyudekafeixiangqishaoshaohuanxinglexiexushenzhi。
taduanzheguntangdemakebei，talazhemaorongtuoxie，xiguanxingdihuangdaoketingneishanjudadeluodichuangqian。shiyejihao，
nengfukanxiaoquzhongyangneipianjingxindalidexiaohuayuan，lvyiangran，chenliandelaorenmendongzuoshuhuan，yipainingjingxianghe。
raner，zheifenningjingzaitamuguangwuyijiansaoguolouxiamougeweizhishi，shunjiansuichenglezha。
yiliangxiantiaolengyingliuchangdeheisejiaoche，zhengwenwenditingzailouqiankaojintazheigedanyuandeweizhi。
yigeshuxidegaotiaoshenyinggangcongjiashizuoxialai，yijiushitingkuodebaichenshanheyisibugoudeshensexiku，
shoulilinzhegekanqilaijiuhenangguidepizhigongwenbao。shi901deneigenanren。
jianglaixiayishidiwangchuanglianhoumiansuolesuo，zhiluchuxiaobanzhanglianheyishuangyanjing，xiangzuozeiyiyang。
takanzhetabujibuxudisuohaoche，maizhezhangtuizouxiangdanyuanmen，qingchendeyangguangluozaitajiantou，
goulechulengyingdelunkuo。neifujingyingpaitou，neifu“quanshijiedouqianwoqian”delengdanqichang……jianglaipiepiezui，
zuoleyidakouguntangdekafei，shituyongneidiankusequsanxintoucanliudegangayinying。suanlesuanle，
jingshuibufanheshui，rebuqihaiduobuqime？xinjiadediyigezhoumozaibinghuangmaluanzhongduguo。zhouriwanshang，
youshiyigegangaodeshenye。chubanshelinshizhuijiadejifuneiyexiaochatu，jiegaoqixiangxuanzaitoudingdezhadao。
shijianhuaguolingchenyidian，jianglaideyanjinggansefazhang，jianbangjiangyingdexiangliangkuaishitou。diannaopingmushang，
katongxiaosongshubaozhejianguodexiantiaosihudouzaitiaowu。tafanzaodizhualezhuatoufa，
jixuyidian**laiduikangnongzhongdeshuiyihejiaozhuo。shouzhizaishoujipingmushanghualajixia，
diankaiyigeshouzangdeyaogungedan。zheneryulongdegudianhesiliebandedianjitashengshunjianzhaxiang，
tongguolianjiediannaodelanyayinxiang，manhengditianmanlezhenggeketing。
shineishoutameicihuahailedourenbuzhuxunhuande《welcometothejungle》，
kuangyedejiezouxiangyijiqiangxinzhen，shunjianrangtaweimideshenjingzhilengleqilai。
“yeah!singit!”tagenzhesihoudexuanlvxiaoshenghengleyiju，
shoushangdeyaganbizaishuweibanshanghuadefeikuai，xiantiaosihudoudaishangledianguang。jiuzaitachenjinzaizheizaoyindekuanghuanzhong，
ganjuezijikuaiyaotupojixianshi——“dongdongdong！”chenmen、youli、daizhemingxianbunaifandeqiaomensheng，
zhouranxiangqi！xiangbinglengdetiechui，henhenzasuiletayongyinlegouzhudekangfenqipao。jianglaihedeyiduosuo，
yaganbichadiantuoshoufeichuqu。xinzangzaixiongqianglileigubankuangtiaoqilai。
lingchenyidianban……zheicenglouchuletaheduimianneigebingdiao，haiyoushei？tashoumangjiaoluandipudaoshoujibian，
zhijiandouzaifazhan，henhenchuoxiazantingjian。zheneryulongdeyaogunlejiaranerzhi，
shijieshunjianxianruyizhonglingrenxinhuangdesiji。zhishengxiatacuzhongdechuanxiheleigubandexintiaoshengzaierbianhongming。
tapingzhuhuxi，dianzhejiaojian，xiangzhishoujingdemaoyiyangqiaowushengxidinuodaomenhou，yanjingjinjintieshangbingliangdemaoyan。
menwailoudaoganyingdengcanbaideguangxianxia，zhanzhederen，guoranshita。guyan。
jianglainaozilishunjianshanguoyezhuqunliouertiaochulaidejiaofeitongzhidanshangdemingzi。taxianrangangcongchuangshangbeichaoxing，
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fandaoxueruolejifenpingridelengying。danneilianse，biloudaolidedengguanghaiyaobaishangjifen，
bochunminchengyitiaobinglengdezhixian，yanshentouguomaoyanwangguolai——jinguanzhidaoduifangkanbudaoziji，
jianglaihaishijuedeneishixianxiangdaizhebingzhazi，zhijiechuantoulemenban，dongdetayigejiling。tameiyouzaiqiaomen，
yemeiyoushuohua，zhishichenmodizhanzaineili，xiangyizunsanfazhehanqidemenshen。
wuxingdeyaliquebigangcaidezamenshenggengrangrenzhixi。jianglaisisiwuzhuzijidezui，lianhuxidoufangdaolezuiqing。
houbeijinjintiezhebingliangdemenban，lenghanshunjianjiujintoulebobodeshuiyi。shijianfangfoninggule。buzhiguoleduojiu，
yexuzhiyoushijimiao，yexuyouyigeshijineimezhang，menwaizhongyuxiangqilejiaobusheng。chenwen，kezhi，yibuyibu，
zouxiangxieduimian901defangxiang。ranhoushiyaochicharusuokong、zhuandong、kaimen、zaiqingqingguanshangdeshengyin。“kada。
”zuihouneiyishengqingxiang，xiangjijianglaijinbengdeshenjingpanlehuanxing。tatuiyiruan，
shunzhemenbanhuazuodaobingliangdedibanshang，dakouchuanzheqi。ketinglihaicanliuzheyidianyaogunledeyuyun，
cikequexiandewubicierhefengci。wanle。tajuewangdixiang。zheiliangzi，jiedebigangjinhaiyingle。
shenyeyaogunraomin，zheizuiming，goutazaiyezhuqunlibataguaqilaibianshiyibaihuile。jitianhoudeyigebangwan，
xiyangdeyuhuijixiaoqudushangleyicengnuanjinse。jianglaituozheguanleqiansideshuangtuizouchudianti，
shoulijinjinzuanzheshouji，pingmushangxianshizhewaimairuanjiandesongdatongzhi。zhengzhengyitiandefuanhuahua，jingzhuizai**，
weigengshizaojiukongkongruye，fachuweiqudegulusheng。
taxianzaimannaozizhiyouneiwanxiadanshihenhenjialeshuangfensuansunhezhadandeluosifen，
neinongyu（huozheshuo“dute”）dexiangqifangfoyijingzuanjinlebikong。“dingdong——nindewaimaiyifangzaimenkou，
zhuninyongcanyukuai！”kandaozheitiaoxiaoxi，jianglaipibeidelianshangzongsuanluchuyisijijiangbeizhengjiudeshuguang。
tajiakuaijiaobu，jihushipudaole902menkou。raner，menkoukongkongruye。
guangjiedecizhuandimianfanshezheloudaodingdengdeguang，ganjingdeliangentoufasidoumeiyou。
yuxiangzhongneifenretengteng、zhengjiulinghundewaimai，lianyingzidoumeijianzhe。jianglailengzhule，
xiangbeidoutoujiaoleyipenlengshui。tabusixin，ditouyouzixikanleyibianshouji，dingweimeicuo，
songdazhaopian……dengdeng，songdazhaopianni？tashouzhifeikuaidihuadongpingmu，zhaobianledingdanxiangqing——meiyou！
qishougenbenmeishangchuanfangzhizhaopian！yiguhuoqi“teng”dijiucuanleshanglai，hunhezhejiedailaidefanzao，
shaodetanaomenfayun。talikebotongleqishoudedianhua，yuqiyinweijiaojihebumanerxiandeyouxiechong：“wei？
wodewaimaini？nifangnaerle？menkougenbenmeiyou！
”dianhuaneitouchuanlaiqishouxiaogeqichuanyuyuyoudaizhedianmangrandeshengyin：“a？902menkoua！
womingmingjiufangzaimenkoudishangle！yigehuangsededadaizi！”“meiyou！shenmedoumeiyou！
”jianglaideyindiaobuzijuedibagao，zaianjingdeloudaolixiandeyouxietuwu，“nishibushisongcuoloule？
haishifangcuomenle？”“bukenenga，7danyuan902，meicuoa！wohaiteyiduilemenpaihao！
”xiaogeyejile，“huibuhui……huibuhuishibeisheinazoule？huozhebeigoudiaozoule？”gou？
zheigeziyanxianggenzhen，shunjiancipolejianglaidefanzao。tamengdiniutou，
muguangruilidishexiangxieduimian901jinbideshenhuisefangdaomen。tajide，banlaidiyitian，
haoxiangjiuyinyinyueyuetingdaoguogebichuanlaiyiliangshenggoujiao？jihushitongshi，
yizhenkeyiyadide、daizhedianxinxude“wuwu”sheng，haiyouzhuaziqingqingbaozhuamenbandeshengyin，
jiqiweiruodicong901demenfenglichuanlechulai。jianglaihunshendexuedouwangtoudingyongqu！
jie、fennu、haiyoulianrilaijileidedui901neiwei“bingdiao”linjudeyuanqi，zaizheiyikehongranbaofa。
tawanquanwangleshenmeshekong，shenmelinlihexie，naozilizhishengxiayigeniantou：wodeluosifen！
wodeshuangfensuansunzhadan！tajibujiukuadao901menqian，shenxiyikouqi，quqishouzhi，yongliqiaolexiaqu。
“dongdongdong！dongdongdong！”qiaomenshengbishangciguyanqiaotademen，zhizhongbuqing。
menneineidianxiweidewuyanhebaozhuashengshunjianxiaoshile，sijiyipian。jianglaibuguan，jixuqiao，
daizheyizhonghuochuqudebeifen：“kaimen！901de！kaimen！”jimiaozhonghou，mensuo“kada”yixiang，
menbeilakaiyidaofeng。guyanneizhangmeishenmebiaoqingdelianchuxianzaimenhou，daizhebeidaraodebuyue。
tamuguangluozaijianglaiyinfennuerweiweizhanghongdelianshang，meitouxiguanxingdicuqi：“youshi？”“wodewaimai！
”jianglaigubushangtaneidongsirendeyuqi，shenshouzhizhezijiakongdangdangdemenkou，shengyinyinweijidongyoudiandou，
“shibushinijiagou！bawowaimaidiaozoule？！”guyandeshixianshunzhetazhidefangxiangpieleyiyan902menkou，
youmianwubiaoqingdishouhuilai，luozaitalianshang，yuqipingdanwubo：“zhengju？”“zhengju？”jianglaiqijie，
chadiantiaoqilai，“qishoushuojiufangmenkoule！xianzaimeile！zhenggeloudaojiuwomenliangjia！
gangcaiwohaitingjiannijiagouzailimianwuwujiao！bushitahainengshishei？nandaowaimaizijizhangchibangfeile？
”guyanmeishuohua，zhishiceleceshen，rangchumenneidekongjian。
yizhimaorongrongdejinsedagoutoulikecongmenfenglijilechulai，tuzhefenhongdeshetou，
yishuangshilulu、chongmanwugudedayanjinghaoqidikanzhemenwaidejianglai。zhengshijinmaoquan“yuanbao”。
takanqilaihantaikeju，renchuwuhai，
zuijiaosihu……sihuhaicanliuzheyidiandiankeyide、youninidejiangsehenji？
jianglaidemuguangshunjiansuodingleneidianjiangse，xiangfaxianletiezheng，shengyindoujianlile：“nikan！nikantazuibian！
neishishenme！”guyanditou，shunzhetademuguangkanleyiyanyuanbaodezuijiao，neidianyouziqueshicunzai。
tameitoucudegengshen，sihuyejuedeyoudianjishou。“yuanbao，”tashengyinchenlechen，daizhedianjinggaodeyiwei。
dajinmaosihutingdonglezhurenyuqilidebuyue，likesuohuinaodai，houlonglifachuweiqude“wu”sheng，
dalazheerduoduodaoguyantuihoumianqule，zhiluchuyishuangdayanjingtoutoupiaozhejianglai。“ta…takenengzhishihaoqi。
”guyandeyuqiyijiumeishenmeqifu，danzixiting，sihubigangcairuoleyisisi，“wohuiguanhaota。
waimaiduoshaoqian，wopeini。”“pei？”jianglaijianzhiyaoqixiaole，neigubiezhedejingeryisong，jiashangedefahuang，
yanqianjingranyoudianfahei。tafuzhumenkuangwenzhushenti，kanzheduozaizhurentuihouzhuangwugudedagou，
zaikankanyanqianzheigeyilian“shiqingbuda，peiqianjiejue”biaoqingdenanren，
zhijuedeyigushenshendewuliganyongleshanglai。tadeshuangfensuansun！tadezhadan！
taneiwanretengteng、xiang（chou）qipubideluosifen！bushiqiandewentia！“suanle……”tapibeidibaibaishou，
shengyindilexiaqu，daizhenongzhongdejusangheyidianbuyichajuedeweiqu，“buyongnipei。”tazhuanguoshen，
tuozhechenzhongdejiaobu，xiangdalebaizhangyiyangnuohuizijijiamenkou，taochuyaochikaimen。shenhou，
901demenyeqingqingguanshangle。gejueleneizhizhuangkeliandedagou，yegejueleneigelengmoshulidenanren。
jianglaikaozaizijiaguanhaodemenbeihou，tingzheduzilifachude、bigangcaigengxiangliangde**sheng，juewangdiwuzhulelian。
henhao，wanfanchedipaotangle。tahe901dezhanzheng，cong“dumen”shengjidao“raomin”，
xianzaiyoutianshangle“duoshizhihen”。zheirizi，zhenshimeifaguole。rizizaijifeigoutiaozhonghuaxiangchuxia。
yigezhouliudewuhou，tianqigewaiqinglang，yangguangchilie，fengyedaishanglejifenlidao。jianglaihengzhebuchengdiaodege，
baxihaodeyifuyijianjiandoukai，liangzaiyangtaixinzhuangdeshensuoliangyijiashang。
txu、niuziku、shuiqun……zuihouliangjian，shitagangmaibujiu、yinzhekeaixiaocaomeituandeneiyi。
fenbaideyanse，xiruandeleisibian，zaiyangguangxiaxiandegewaiqingxin。tadianzhejiao，
bayijiaguadaozuiwaicedeganzishang，haiteyiyongxiaojiazijiajinlejiandai，quebaowanwuyishi。zuowanzheiyiqie，
tamanyidipaipaishou，zhuanshenhuiwujixutadegangaodaye，wanquanmeiliuyidaoyangtaiwai，
yizhenturuqilaide、dazhexuanerdefengzhengqiaoranlveguo。fengzheidongxi，shuolaijiulai，haowuyuzhao。
jiuzaijianglaigangzaishuweibanqianzuoxiabujiu，yizhenqiangfenghaowuyuzhaodihuxiaozheguanjinyangtai。
liangyijiashangdeyifuxiangbeiwuxingdeshouhenhentuisang，kuangwuqilai。neiliangjianfenbaidexiaocaomei，
yuanbenbeijiazilaolaogudingzaiyijiashang，cikequezaikuangfengdebaolisichexia，
qizhongyigejiazi“pa”diyishengbengkaile！xiaoqiaode、daizheleisihuabiandebuliao，shunjiantuolileyijiadeshufu，
xiangliangpianqingyingdefensehuaban，beiqiangjingdeqiliumengdijuanqi，dazhexuaner，yueguolediaideyangtaihulan，
zhizhidichaozhelouxiapiaoluo！jianglaitingdaofengshengheyijiajuliedehuangdongsheng，xintoumengdiyitiao，andaobuhao，
rengxiayaganbijiuchongxiangyangtai。wanle。tapudaohulanbian，yanzhengzhengdikanzheneimowubishuxidefenbaise，
xiangbeishilemofa，piaopiaoyouyou，wubijingzhundi，luozailezhengxiafang——901deyangtailanganshang！bupianbuyi，
qizhongyijian，neixiaoqiaode、daizhejingzhileisibiandewenxiong，
jiuneimetangerhuangzhidiguazaileguyanjiayangtaineipenzhangshixirendelvluozhitiaoshang！
lingyijianpeitaodexiaoneineizeruanruandidazailanganbianyuan，yudiaobudiao，fenbaideyansezaishenselangandechentuoxia，
ciyanderutongtanzhaodeng！weng——！jianglainaozilixiangshiyouyiqianzhimifengtongshizhalewo，shunjianyipiankongbai。
lianjia、erduo、bozi，suoyoubaoluzaikongqilidepifuyijingrendesudushaohongfatang，wendugaodenengjianjidan。
tajiangzaiyuandi，shoujiaobingliang，linghunsihuyijingxiuchidecongtoudingpiaolechuqu，zhiliuxiayijushihuadequqiao。
wanle。chediwanle。daxingshesixianchang，haishigaoqing**、jingzhuntoudiban！tamengdidunxiashen，
bazijisuochengyituan，jinjinbaozhunaodai，henbudelikeyuandixiaoshi，huozheshiguangdaoliu。zenmeban？qujian？
guangtianhuarizhixia，paodaonanlinjuyangtaishangqujianneiyi？
zheigenjuzhelabazaixiaoqulihan“wodeneiyidiaoguyanjiala”youshenmequbie？buqujian？
nandaojiurangtamenneimeguazhe？guyanwanyichulaikandao……guangshixiangxiangneigehuamian，
jianglaijiuganjuezijidexiuchixinyijingtupotianji，jijiangbaozha。tadunzaizijiayangtaijiaoluoli，
xiangzhishoujingguodudetuoniao，wanquanshiqulexingdongnengli。shijianyifenyimiaoguoqu，meiyimiaodouxiangzaiyouguolijianao。
jiuzaizheishi，yizhenqingweide、xiangshituilamenbeilakaideshengyin，conglouxia901deyangtaiyinyuechuanlai。
jianglaihunshenyijiang，lianhuxidoutingzhile。tajuewangdibishangyanjing，ganjuezijidemoridaole。xiaoquyezhuqun，
yigepingrilichongchizhewuyetongzhi、pintuanxinxi、oueryouxunwuqishide“chenxiyuanxingfudajiating”weixinqun，
zaizhouliuzheigepingfandexiawu，haowuyuzhaodibeiyinbaole。qiyinshiyizhangzhaopian。
zhaopiandepaishejiaodumingxianshiconggebilouhuozhegengyuandemougeweizhi，liyongzhangjiaojingtoulajinpaishede。
huamianjujiaozai7haolou901hudeyangtaishang。goutuqingxi，xijiefengfu：shensedeyangtailangan，
yuyucongcongdelvluopenzai，yiji——neimoguazailvluozhitiaoshang、fenbaidaileiside，
hesuiyidazailanganbianyuandetongsexixiaobuliao，shizaishi……guoyuxingmu，xianghulvedounan。
fazhaopiandeidshigeyanshudehuoyuefenzi，wangmingjiao“aichiguadewangayi”。tameipeirenhewenzi，
zhifaleyigeliekaidebiaoqingbaoheyigegoutou。siji。zhenggequnxiangbeianxialezantingjian，zuzuanjingleshijimiao。
ranhou，rutongwanggunyoulipojinyipiaolengshui，shunjianzhakaileguo！【7-503lijie】：？？？？？？
[zhenjing][zhenjing]zheishishenmeqingkuang？！【5-1102laozhang】：[wuzuixiao]aiyowoqu！
zhei……zheiguadeshi……？[goutoubaoming]【3-802baoma】：@aichiguadewangayiwangjie！
nizheipaide……shi901xiaogujiayangtai？
[chigua][chigua]【aichiguadewangayi】：[xu]didiaodidiao！
7danyuan902fangxiangdeyangtaishangpiaoxialaide，fengtaidala！
[xiaoku][xiaoku]【6-301xiaozhao】：**！xinxiliangjuda！902？
xinbanlaineigehuahuadexiaoguniang？901？gugong？
wandetinghuaa……[xiaoku]（sundayeyibeiqunzhujinyan1fenzhong）【qunzhu-wuyexiaoliu】：geweiyezhu！
zhuyiqunneiyanlun！jinzhichuanbobuliangtupian！@aichiguadewangayiwangayi，mafanchehuiyixiazhaopian！
yingxiangbuhao！【aichiguadewangayi】：[weiqu]aiyaxiaoliu，zheifengguade，youbushiwoguashangqude！
yichehui]【2-1201chenlvshi】：chehuiyewanle……[wulian]qunlijibaihaorendoukandaole。
@7-902xiaojiang？@7-901gugong？chulaijieshijieshi？
[huaixiao]【3-602fangfang】：hahahahahaha！daxingshesixianchang！gezhepingmudoutixiaojiangganga！
[xiaocry]gugongrenni？kuaichulaikankannijiayangtaiguadesha！
[fengkuanganshi]【5-901chengxuyuanxiaowu】：hujiaogugong！@7-901nijialvluokaihuale！
fenbaisede！[goutou][goutou][goutou]xiaoxirutonghaixiaobanfengkuangshuaping，
gezhongbiaoqingbao（goutou、chigua、xiaoku、wulian、zhenjing）mantianfei。
diaokande、zhenjingde、kanrenaobuxianshidade、jiazhuangzhengjingtixingchehuide……zhenggequnchedifeitengle，
shoujitishiyinciqibifu，xiaoxishunjian99+。erfengbaozhongxindeliangweidangshiren——7-902dejianglai，
cikezhengbazijimengzaibeizili，xiangzhizhushudexiami，xiuchidequanshenfatang，henbudelikeyiminhuoxing。
shoujibeitarengzaiketingchajishang，wengwengdizhendongzhe，pingmushangbuduantiaochu@tadexiaoxitishi，
taqueliankanyiyandeyongqidoumeiyou。7-901deguyan，shoujianjingditangzaishufangdebangongzhuoshang。
tagangcongwaimianhuilaibujiu，zhengzaichufangjizijidaoshui，wanquanbuzhidaozijiayangtaiyijingchenglequanxiaoqudejiaodian，
gengbuzhidaozijiyijingbeijibaihaolinjufengkuang@，
lvluoshangguazhede“fenbaixiaohua”jijiangchengweitazaixiaoqulihuizhibuqude“chuanqi”。zhengge“chenxiyuan”，
yinweizheigecongtianerjiang（huozheshuosuifengpiaoluo）deyiwai，chongmanlekuaihuodekongqi。linliguanxi，
zaiyizhongjiqiguiyiqieshesidefangxiangshang，dadaoleqiansuoweiyoude“rongqia”he“guanzhu”。jitianhou，
yichanghaowuzhengzhaodebaoyuxijilechengshi。doudadeyudianfengkuangqiaodazhebolichuang，tianseyinchenderutongbangwan。
jianglaizuozaidiannaoqian，tingzhechuangwaihualaladeyushengheyinyindeleisheng，xinshenbuning。zheizhongtianqi，
zongrangtajuedebuan。huran，“kuangdang”yishengjuxiangcongchufangfangxiangchuanlai！xiangshishenmezhongwuhenhenzazailedishang，
jinjiezheshishuiliumengliepenshede、lingrenxinjide“chichi”sheng！jianglaixintoumengdiyichen，
jihushitiaoqilaichongxiangchufang。
yanqiandejingxiangrangtashunjianxueyedaoliu——lianjieshuicaoxiafanglengshuiguandeyigelaojiudejinshujiekou，
buzhishichengshoubuzhushuiyahaishinianjiuxiushi，heranbengliekailai！muzhicudeshuizhudaizhekepadechongjili，
fengkuangdixiangwaipenshe！shuiliuxiangshikongdeshuilong，shunjianjiujiangxiaxiaodechufangdimianyanmei，
bingqieyijingrendesuduxiangketingmanyan！binglengdeshuijianletayishen，cigudehanyirangtadalegeduosuo。
tanaoziyipiankongbai，bennengdijianjiaoyisheng，shoumangjiaoluandixiangquguanzongfa。zongfazaichujuzuixiafangdejiaoluoli，
pingshihenshaodong，cikeyijingbeipenyongchudeshuiliubaowei。tayaojinyaguan，yegubudebinglengcigudeshuiliu，
guipaxiaqu，shenzhangleshoubeizaishuilimosuo，shuihuajianletamanlianmanshen。“zhaodaole！
”zhijianzhongyuchudaoneigebinglengdejinshufamen，taxinzhongyixi，yongjinquanshenliqiquning。famenwensibudong！
xiangshibeixiusile！tayoujiyoupa，yongjianbangdingzhejubijieli，shuangshousimingdibandongfamen。
shouxinbeicucaodejinshubianyuanmodeshengteng，famenquexianghansileyiyang，zhifachulingrenjuewangde“zhiga”sheng，
yijiujinbizhe。chufangdeshuiyijingmanguojiaohuai，binglengdechuganrangtayachidazhan。
hunzhuodeshuiliuguoxiezhechufangdeyouwu、caiyecanzha，siyihengliu，xunsuyanmeilecizhuandimian，
chaozhepuzhemudibandeketingxiongyongerqu。
taangguideshuweiban、shouhuiping、cankaoshu……douhaifangzaiketingdeaizhuoshang！konghuangrutongbinglengdeshuishe，
shunjianchanjinletadexinzang。tahunshenshitou，binglengdeshuishunzhefashaowangxiatang，juewangdikanzheyanqianshikongdeyiqie。
zenmeban？guanbushangfamen，shuiyuejiyueduo……louxia！louxiazhudeshishei？haoxiangshi801？xinzhuangxiubujiu！
judadekonghuanghefuzuiganshunjianjuezhuleta。louxiayaoshibeiyanle……tabuganxiangneihouguohepeichang！
bixuzhaorenbangmang！wuye！dui，zhaowuye！tadiediezhuangzhuangdichongchuchufang，jiaoxiadahua，chadianshuaidao。
binglengdeshuiyijingmandaoleketingbianyuan。tapudaoketingchajishang，
zhuaqipaozaiqianqianyicengshuili、pingmuhaizaiwanqiangshanshuodeshouji。shiluludeshouzhizhandouzhehuakaipingmu，
shuizhumohuleshixian。tahuluandimoleyibalian，zaiyezhuqunlifengkuangdidazi，
shouzhiyinweihanlenghekongjuerjiangying：【7-902jianglai】：jiuming！！！wojiachufangshuiguanbaole！！！
zongfaguanbushang！！！shuiyanle！！！louxia801yaozaoyangle！！！wuyedianhuadabutong！！！
sheiyouwuyejinjidianhua？！huozhehuixiushuiguandelinjubangbangmang！！！
[daku][daku][daku]xiaoxifachu，daizheyilianchuanbengkuidakudebiaoqing。
binglengdeyushuifangfoshunzhejizhuipashanglai，jianglaibaozheshitoudeshoubei，kanzheshuiweiyidiandianshangsheng，
juewangdidunzaiketingweiyiyikuaihaimeibeiwanquanyanmeidexiaoditanshang，shentikongzhibuzhudifadou，
yanleihunzhelianshangdeshuiziyiqiwangxialiu。wanle，yiqiedouwanle。yezhuqunli，
jianglaineitiaodaizheyichuanbengkuidakubiaoqingdeqiujiuxinxi，rutongyikeshenshuizhadan，
shunjianzhaxingleganggangbeibaoyuhejingleinongdeyouxiechenjidelinjumen。【3-802baoma】：tiana！
shuiguanbaole？！xiaojiangbiehuang！@quantichengyuansheihuixiushuiguan？！kuaibangbang902dexiaoguniang！
【5-1102laozhang】：zongfaguanbushang？neimafandale！ganjinxianzhaodongxidua！maojin！mobu！
@7-902jianglaixianbieguanbiede，zhaodongxiduzhuliekou！
【6-301xiaozhao】：wuyejinjidianhuashi*******！kuaida！
@7-902jianglai【aichiguadewangayi】：aiyowei！zheidayutiande！xiaojiangbiepa！
ayibangnizaiqunlihanren！@7-901gugong！gugongzaijiama？nishigaojianzhude，dongbudongshuiguana？
kuaiqukankana！louxia801zhenyaoyanle！【4-701sundaye】：@7-901xiaogu！
tingjianmei！renmingguantian！budui，fangziguantian！kuaiqukankan！
[jiaoji]【2-1201chenlvshi】：@7-901guyanlinjuxuyaojinjiyuanzhu！
qingjinkuaixiangying！qunxiaoxishunjianshuaping，suoyoumaotoudouzhixiangle901deguyan。dajiasihumorenle，
zheiweigaojianzhudejingyingnan，duifubaoshuiguanzheizhong“jishuhuo”yinggaishoudaoqinlai。jianglaidunzaibinglengdeshuili，
shoujipingmubeishuiqihetadeleishuimohu，tazhikandaomanpingdouzaifengkuang@guyan。
neigemingzicikexiangyigenjiumingdaocao，youxiangyidaocuimingfu。rangtalai？
neigebeitabaoguoduguomen、beitashenyeyaogunchaoxing、beitakongsutouwaimai、yangtaishanghaiguazhetaneiyideguyan？
tahuibangmang？tabuluojingxiashijiubucuoleba？jianglaijuewangdixiang。jiuzaizheishi，tashiluludejiamen，
turanbeijicudiqiaoxiang！“dongdongdong！dongdongdong！”lidaohenzhong，daizheyizhongburongzhiyidejinpogan。
jianglaiyigejiling，jihushiliangunpapadipudaomenbian，yegubushangmaoyanle，mengdilakailemen。menwai，
zhanzheguyan。tameidasan，eqiandeheifabeiloudaodefenghuozhecongmangpaochulaishidaiqideyusidashilejilv，
tiezaibaomandeejiao。baichenshandexiuziyijiuwandaoshouzhou，luchujinshidexiaobei。tadeliansebipingshigengchen，
meitoujinsuo，bochunminchengyitiaofenglidezhixian。neishuangshensuideyanjing，cikebuzaishibinglengde，
ershixiangcuilehanxing，ruilidisaoguomenneideyipianlangjie——penjiandeshuiliu，yanmeidediban，
haiyouhunshenshitou、toufatiezailianshang、liansecanbai、xiangzhiluotangjiyiyangsesefadou、manlianleihendejianglai。
tayijuhuameishuo，yanshenzhouranyining，yibujiukualejinlai，
binglengdedibanwushuishunjianjinshiletazengliangdepixiehebitingdekujiao。“zongfazaina？”tadeshengyinyoukuaiyouchen，
daizheyizhongburongzhiyideminglingkouwen，muguangruilidishexiangjianglai。“chu…chufang！shuicaoxiamian！guan…guanbushang！
”jianglaibeitashenshangneiguzhouranbaofade、daizheqianglieyapogandeqichangzhendeyileng，xiayishidizhizhechufangfangxiang，
shengyindoudebuchengyangzi。guyanmeiyousihaoyouyu，dabuliuxingdichongjinchufang。
binglenghunzhuodeshuiyijingmandaolexiaotuidu。takandoumeikanpenyongdeshuizhujianshitadechenshan，
zhijieguijinlebinglengdeshuili！dongzuoliluodejingren。jianglaifuzhemenkuang，kanzhetahaobuyouyuguijinshuilidebeiying，
xinkouxiangshibeishenmedongxihenhenzhuangleyixia。guyandeshouhenda，gujiefenming，shouzhixiuzhangyouli。
tamosuodaoneigebeixiusidezongfa，shoubeijiroushunjianbengjin，qingjinweitu。tameiyouxiangjianglaineiyangtulaodining，
ershishenxiyikouqi，quanshendeliliangshunjianguanzhudaoshoubeiheshouwanshang，yiyizhongjiqizhuanyeerxunmengdecunjing，
mengdiyiban！“kada！”yishengjinshumocadecuixiang，zaihuahuadeshuishengzhongyichangqingxi！
gangcaizaijianglaishoulirutonghansidefamen，zaitashouxia，jingbeiyingshengshengdibandongle！sinvedeshuilong，
shunjianbeiqiazhulebozi。penshedeshuizhushiquleyuantou，buganxindiyoupenjianlejixia，shuiliuxunsubianxi，
zuizhonghuazuojidibugandeshuizhu，didaluoxia。chufanglizheneryulongde“chichi”shengxiaoshile，
zhishengxiashuiliushunzhepoliekouwangxiadiluodeweiruoshengxiang，yijiketinglijishuihuangdongde、lingrenxinjidehualasheng。
guyanbaochizhebanguidezishi，hunshenshangxiajihushitou，angguidechenshanhexikujintiezaishenshang，
goulechujinghandexiantiao。tamoleyibalianshangdeshui，kanzhebeichenggongguanbidefamen，jibukewendisonglekouqi。
jianglaizhanzaichufangmenkou，kanzheneigeguizaibinglengwushuizhongdebeiying，kanzhetaneishuangganggangbaofachujingrenliliangdeshou，
kanzhetabeichedihuidiaodeangguiyiku，houlongxiangshibeishenmedongxisisiduzhu，yigeziyeshuobuchulai。
binglengdeshentili，sihuyoushenmedifang，qiaoranliekaileyidaofengxi，yongruleyisimoshengde、guntangdeqingxu。
guyanzhanqishen，wushuishunzhetadekuguanwangxiadi。taningzhemei，huanguzhechufangheketingdeyipianwangyang，
ranhoumuguangluozaihunshenshitou、haizaiweiweifadoudejianglaishenshang，meitouningdegengjin。“louxia801lianxile？
”tawen，shengyinyijiumeishenmewendu，danshaolepingshidelengying。jianglaimangrandiyaotou，tagangcaizhiguzhebengkuile。
guyanmeizaishuohua，nachuzijitongyangshiluludeshouji，pingmudouhuale。takuaisubolegehaoma，
yuqijianjie：“wei，lishifu？7haolou902，chufangshuiguanbaolie，zongfayiguan。shineijishuiyanzhong，
xuyaojinjichoushuiqingli。lingwai，louxia801kenengcunzaishenshuifengxian，qinglikepairenchakanchuli。dui，
yuekuaiyuehao，sunshiwozheibianfuze。”tabaochudizhiheqingkuangshitiaoliqingxi，burongzhihui。gualedianhua，
tayoukanleyiyanlangbeibukan、xiangzhishoujingxiaodongwudejianglai，shitoudeyifujinjintiezaitadanbodeshenshang，
gengxiandetashouxiaowuzhu。tameitoujinsuo，chenmolejimiao，xiangshizaixiayigejiannandejueding。ranhou，tazhuanshen，
jingzhizouxiangjianglaijiadamen。jianglaiyiweitayaozou，xintouyijin，xiayishidixiangkaikou，queyoubuzhidaogaishuoshenme。
ganxie？daoqian？haoxiangdoutaicangbaiwuli。guyanquezaidamenkoutingxia，congshitoudekuzikoudailimochuyichuanyaochi。
takanyemeikanjianglai，shouzhizaiyaochichuanlililuodiyibo，quxiayimeiyinsede、yangshijianjiedemenyaochi，
dongzuodaizhedianbunaifan，shenzhikeyishuoshiculudi，zhijiesaidaolejianglaibingliangdeshouli。
rushouyipianbinglengdejinshuchugan。“nazhe。”tadeshengyinyingbangbangde，xiangkuaishitouzaguolai。jianglaiditou，
mangrandikanzhezhangxinneimeihaidaizhetatiwen（huozheshuoshuiqi）deyaochi。“wuyeqingliwanzhiqian，
”guyandeshengyinzaitatoudingxiangqi，yijiumeishenmeqifu，quedaizheyizhongburongzhiyidelidao，“quwojiadaizhe。
dibanpaoleshui，bunengzhuren。”tadunledun，muguangsaoguotashitoudeyifuhecanbaidelian，meitouzhoudegengshen，
youyingbangbangdibuleyiju，xiangshixianqi，youxiangshimouzhongbieniudetixing：“biechao。”shuowan，tabuzaikanta，
lakaimen，gaodadeshenyingxunsuxiaoshizailoudaoli，dagaishiquchakanlouxia801deqingkuangle。
jianglaidaidaidizhanzaiyuandi，shoulijinjinzuanzheneimeibingliangdeyaochi，zhijianquechuanlaiyisiqiyideguntang。
takanzhejiaoxiahunzhuodejishui，youkankanduimianjinbide901damen，
zaikankanzhangxinzheimeixiaoxiaode、daibiaozhe“zanzhuxuke”deyaochi，xintoubaiweizachen。leng，haishicigudeleng。
danwozheyaochidedifang，quexiangbeiluotietangleyixia，neiredu，yilumanyandaolexinjianshang。
jianglaizhanzai901shenhuisedefangdaomenqian，shoulijinjinzuanzheneimeibingliangdeyaochi，
zhijianqueyinweiyonglierweiweifanbai。shitoudeyifutiezaishenshang，binglengnianni，rangtakongzhibuzhudidazhehanzhan。
tashenxiyikouqi，yaxiaxintoudetanteheyizhongshuobuqingdaobumingdebieniugan，jiangyaochi**lesuokong。“kada。
”menkaile。yiguyu902jieranbutongdeqixipumianerlai。
bushitaneibianyanliaohezhizhanghunhede、lvedaidianshenghuoqixide“yishufenwei”，
ershiyizhongjizhidelengqing、guizheng。kongqilimimanzhejidande、ganjingdezaojiaoqingxiang，
hunhezheyisiruoyouruowudexuesongqixi，qinglieyoushuli。taxiaoxinyiyidizoujinqu，fanshouqingqingdaishangmen，
shengpafachuyidianduoyudeshengxiang。xuanguanhenkuanchang，shenhuisededizhuanguangkejianren。
kaoqiangfangzheyigexiantiaojianjiedexieju，jumianshangkongwuyiwu，zhiyouyizhanqianruqiangtideganyingdeng，
suizhetadejinruqiaoranliangqinuanbaideguang。tayouyuleyixia，
kanzheguangjierujingdedizhuanhezijijiaoxianeishuangshitou、zhanmanniwudetuoxie，shizaimeiyongqicaishangqu。
tatuodiaoshitoudefanbuxie，waziyeshilulude，suoxingyetuodiao，chizhejiaocaizaibingliangdedizhuanshang。
hanyishunjiancongjiaodicuanshanglai，tasuolesuojiaozhi。ketingbitaxiangxiangzhonggengda，yegeng……kongkuang。
zhengtishilengsediaode，damianjideshenhui、qianhuihebaise。shafashixiantiaolengyingdelxing，
shangmianlianyigekaozhendoumeiyou。judadeluodichuangwaishihuimengmengdeyumu，yingdeshineiguangxianyouxieanchen。
yizhangkuandadeheisebolichaji，shangmianchuleyibentankaideyingqiaojianzhuzazhiheyigetoumingdebolishuibei，
zaiwutawu。meiyoudianshiqiang，duimianzhengmianqiangzuochengledingtianlidideshuju，
limianmimimamabaimanleshujiheziliaojia，dabufenshishenseyingqiaoshuji，pailiedeyisibugou，
xiangdengdaijianyuedeshibing。zhenggekongjian，ganjing、zhengjie、kongkuang、bingleng，meiyouyisiduoyudeshenghuohenji，
wanmeifuheguyanneigerenxingbingdiaodeqizhi。jianglaizhanzaikongkuangdeketingzhongyang，chijiaocaizaibingliangdedizhuanshang，
lengdeyachidouzaiqingqingdazhan，ganjuezijixianggewurujingmiyiqichenlieguandeliulanghan，gegeburu，shouzuwucuo。
tabuganzuoshafa，yebuganluanzou。muguangxiayishidisaoguo，luozaineimianjudadeshujushang。
jufenmenbieleifeichangqingxi：jianzhulilun、jiegoulixue、shejituji、chengshiguihua……manmandangdangdezhuanyeshuji。