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1____jianggexiaohua！wochuanyuele。piannide。……hehedahahaha。kenenglaotianyekanwoguodetaiku。
shilianminhaishibaofu？2____jianggexiaohua~wojiaochenfan，pingfandefan。gegejiaochenyao，yaoyandeyao。
wojiakebuzhongnanqingnve。「qing」daibiaohainengkanjian，wojianzhimeiyouzhongliang，chongqiliangsuange「xiaokalami」。
babaaigege，mamaaigege……danmeiguanxi，woyeaiwoge。3____meipianni。wozhenchuanyuele。
wochuanyuehuidaolewoqianershiwunianlizuijiannandeshiwusuigangguodediergeyue。
ershiwusuidechenfanhuidaoleshiwusuidechenfantinei。woyinggaiqingxing，
woyinggainenggaibianweilai……zheishi2000niande3yuefen。kanzheyanqiandeyiqie，womeiyouqingxing，
ershibiantishenghan，jiujiubunengziyi。xingfen！jidong！hehehahaha！chenyaobujiehanlewoyisheng，
「fashenmeleng？」woxunsuqingganjingleyandidehanyi，gaiweitiantiandixiaoyi，「gege，wozhendehaoainia。」
gegemingxianzhengran，jiujiumeiyoushuohua。tazhishixintengdilaguowodeshou，xiaoshengerzizedishuoleju，
「doushigegemeiyong。」wobingmeiyoutingjian。4____jianggexiaohua。woxianzaigaibianbuleyiqie。
xianzaishi2000nian3yue1hao。ruguowomeijicuo，jintianwodemamagenbabawanyouxi。
fachuzhenzhenjianjiao。gegelazhewoduodaocesuolimian，daizhewodeshouwuzhulezijideerduo，gaosuwo，
buyaochuqu。suihoutajuejuedijiangwoguanzailecesuodegejian。zheishishiwusuidewojidedeemodejianjiao，
emengdekaishi。woyaogaibianweilai。woxindiyiji，zaijialiqiaolegegedefangmen，hanlehan，「gege。」
fangjianlifachuyizhenshengxiang，suihoumenkaile，chenyaobaozheshoukaozaimenkou，youxieyiwai，xiangshichulehan，
ganggangxiwanzao，shenshangshiqizhengteng。「zenmele？」shengyinqingqinglingling，gewaihaoting。「gege，
woxiangchijietouneijiayeerba，henbianyi，womendaizhemama，jintianchuquchihaobuhao？」
wozhuaizhegegedeshousajiaodao，「gege，niyexiangchuquchideduibudui！」「kejintianmamashimailecaide……」
wodangjijiubushuangle。「buyao，buyao，wojiuyaochuquchi，gege，zouma，zoumazouma……」
wotaiyankanzhegegeqingxiaolesheng，wuheideyantonglimanshirouqing，junmeibochun，baitixujinzheshui，
goulechuqiahaoderoumisefuji，shencaigaoda，zhijiefenmingdeshoumolemowodetou，「wojidenibuaichizheixie，
mamajintianmailecai，doushiniaichide。」……yushi。lishizhongyan。
zheiciwoyijiubeibuliuyudidisaijinlecesuodegejian。kanzhegegeliqudebeiying，woxiangyaozhuishangqu，
xianggaosuta，qishiwoxianzainenggoubangta，zhende。「peng-」cesuomenbeiguanshangle。
menwaicaozadeshengyintouguogeban。「chou**，laozijingebunongsini，rangnijian，rangnifanjian！」
chenguoqiangchouchuyaojiandepidai，henhenchouxiangmuqin，zuiliwuyanhuiyu，dalaoyuanchenyaodouwendaoyigujiuchou。「a！
aaa……」muqinbeidadetiwuwanfu，fanzhuoshangzuoyedeshengfanshengcaijinshulinzailetatoushang，
layoujinjinleyanjing，ladeyandixinghong，bihouqiangku，yanjiankuaizhixibiewang。
mandideluobu、baicai……wolengyankanzhequanshigegeaichide。「ba，nibiedongwoma。」
chenyaomengtuileyibachenguoqiang，jiangneikeliandenvrenhuzaishenhou，zhuanshenjiangyikuailansidepazi，tinvrencashi。
wocongcesuogejianlikaileyitiaoxiaofeng，kanzhezheixijuxingyouhuangtangdeyimu。woxiangyinggaiwochongshangqu，
henhendimaneigelaobusidenanren。woxiangwogaihenshengqi，bijingzheigenvrenshiwodemuqin。dan。weihe。
wowanquanmeiyouchudong。wobushilaigaibianweilaidema？wo……wohuoxushiyinweiwoshinianmeiyoujianguotamenle，
dengdengjiuhaole。xindiyongxianchuledianyiyangdeqingxu。shikangfen，tongkuai。zheishishiwusuidechenfandeqingxu。
yuanlai「wo」bingmeiyouxiaoshi。zheiqingxulaideyichangxunmeng。woshiyoumaobingma？woxinxiang。
5____jianggexiaohua。kandaomuqinbeichou，wotebiekangfen，wojuedewoyoubing。
zheishi2000nian3yue3hao。muqinzaiqianliangtianbeiabadadejinyiyuanle。
zheishijinyiyuandediertian。wogenzhegegezaiyiyuanshouye，wanshangyechenchende，wokanzhechuanghu，gengegekaiwanxiao，
shuozheitianxiangmori。xiangshenmingdemoshi，xixililidebaiwu，ruduhaidenghuodeniezhang。xiangyizhengpiantiandefenmu。
quanbuyazaizheixiaoxiaodeyiyuandingshang。chenyaojiangwobaozaihuaili，qingshenganweiwo，「moriyouruhe，
jigexiaoshihoujiushiliming。」tagaosuwo，mingtiandetaiyanghuiyouhongyouliang。wozaitahuailichenmoditingzhe，
bingmeiyouhuaitaxingzhigaosutamingrishimenleizhenyutian。zheige「jiangjiu」dezishiwobingbuhaoshou，
danshiwoerpangjiushineipengpaiyoulidexintiaosheng。tashirucideyouren。rucixianhuo。shile。
wohaoxiangzhiaiwodejiaren。shijieshiside。gegeshihuode。wozhuangderucidanxiao，quansuofuzaigegeerbian，
toutougaosuta：「gege，woaini。」xianglexiang，anxiaxindideyane，hongpianchenyao，「woyeaimama。」
chenyaotingdexinlihenbushiziwei，jinjinbaozhewo，xiangshiwanghaifumu，jiumingliangyao。banshang，
woganshoudaojiantouyizhenshire。chenyaohoulongfateng，yadifachuwuyan。wozhidao，zheishiwushengdexuanxiao。
wogengzhidao，woyidingyaogaibianweilai，shouhuhaowodejia。wozaixiang。mama，nihuoxushiaiwode。neiwojiuni。
woxianqiyanlian，chuangshangnvrenjishishizaimengzhongyeshijinjinniezhebeizi，liumeijinsuo，jinghanzhengjing，rerenlianai。
yeyiliang。……mama，woshibushiwangjileshenmeshiqing，buranwozenhuiduinihaowuaiyi。
womanmancongchenyaohuailituilechuqu，timamashiquejiaodehanshui。**zaiwaimiandequgan，
yixikejianshanghenjinianleiyuekejianyiban。kanzhezijihaitongbandemushou。woyandiyongxiantongyi。shiwusuidewo，
tanhegaibianweilai。6___jianggexiaohua。woxianggaibianweilai。cengjiheshi。yijuhufuwuquanzi，
guoqiangdangyouyao。fengguangwuliang。rangchenguoqianglelehaojiu。zheixieshichenyaonulidejieguo，wohaoxianmugege，zhende。
……meiguoduojiu，jiuyoulaoshijiuyouzhaoshangmenle。yiwangmeiyici，laoshilaifang，
chenguoqiangdouhenbazijishoushidetuotie，yinweigegedechengjiu，
huizanshirangtachengweineige……jieyonggegedehualaishuo。jiushiwenhuaren。huizhangxiantaneibuzhihechudeyouyuegan。
neiweilaoshichuanzheputongdexiuxianzhuang，weishifendai，keneishishuneiliandeqizhi，shichenguoqiangjibeizidouxuebulaide。
wozaixinlixiangzhe，qingshengchaofeng。goumolajiyang。gegekuangketaoxue，zheiliangyuechengjiyiluoqianzhang，
juligaokaoyebuguo3yue。wodanyoudiwangzheditouzhanzaianchudeshaonian。tadeyifuhaiweilaidejihuanxia，
sanfazhehanchou，bengaibaixidelianpangshaidehuangne，xiangloushangfenggandelaolarou，keyeshidangbuzhudejunlang。
xuemaishiyouganyingde。gegetouguotamen，qiheidetongrenshanzheliang，chaowotoutoudiluleyikoudabaiya。
laoshikankanruliu，fenxilechenyaoxuexishangsuoyudaodewenti，yueshuo，chenguoqiangyuetaibuqitou，
toushangdefajiaoyintaditouerxiandezengliang，zhaoshizhetacikedehuaji。laoshizouhou，
chenguoqianghenhendishuailegegejigeerguang，bingqiejinggaota，ruoshizaiyouxiayici，buxiangdu，jiutuixue。
jishiwoyijingxinlinianlingdaoleershiwusui，kejiroujiyihaishirangwohaipadedouzheshenzi，buganshuohua。
chenguoqiangkanzhewozheifuyangzijiuqibudayichu，luguowoshi，yijiaomengchuaidaolewodexiongkou，
yizhentongkuxilaixunsumanshanglewodeyanmou，。zuilimadao：「meichuxidedongxi，kanjianjiulaiqi。」mawan，
henhendidengzhechenyao。chenyaoxiangyaochongshanglaihuzhuwo，quemeilaideji。tayaozheya，meihangsheng，
yexutazaojiuliaodaozheichangbaofengyu，meibimeiduo，houguozhaodanquanshou。peng——shuaimendeshengxi。
wocaizhanzhantengkule，gegeqingshenjiangwoloujinhuaili，dingledingwofadoudejian，anweidao：「diehehuwomende，
fanfannitengbuteng，biepa，yougezai……」7___jianggexiaohua。woxiangxinchuxinbubian。xiangyaogaibianweilai，
kewunengweili。lishizhongyan，woxiangqusi。3yue10haogegebuguwoyiyuanjiwobanlilezhuxiao，
shenzhiqianshuleshuangxiuzhuxiaoxieyi。tabuyuanyiwohuijia。kegege……woxiangbangmanga。huidaoshuxidelvyinxiaoyuan，
wowubichangran。xiangfengshiqizai，yuwoyigeshinian。woyouyicijiandaolewozuihaodepengyou，tajiaoliangmeimeng。
jinnianwogangkaojingaozhong，gaoyishangxueqi，ruowowuligaibian，neiwomeijitianshudule。weishenmeni？
woguoranshinianjidale，youxiejibuqinghoumianfashengdeshiqing。yinggaishifashengledashiqing。congwotuixuehou，
wojiuzaiyemeiyoujianguoliangmeimengle。buyinggaia，wozixihuixiang，danyidianyinxiangdoumeiyoule。「fanfan，
nizhongyulaishangxuele，qianjitianqingjiashifashengleshashiqingma？」liangmeimengyikanwojiutebiexingfen，
tiwolakaiyizizhaohuwozuoxia。jiachoubukewaiyang，wocongxiaojiupabierenkanjianwoneibukandejiajing。
woxingxingdixiaole，「meiyoudeshi，yejiuneixieshiqingbei，zaijiayetinghaowande。」zhishiqingshengxiaolexiao，
xiongkoujiugazhigazhiditeng。tengdewomiansechaohong，yiqingyizi。wojiliyanshishentideyiyang，
manbujingxinshoushiluanchengyituandeshuben。shangkelingzhengzhengzuoxiang。kanjianshigedaiyanjingdelaotou，yishijian，
wojingduibushangshinagekemu。kanjiantamenbuyueertongdinachuneibenhongnisedeyuwenshu。
wocaichouchuwoneichenfengyijiudeyuwenshu。diyiyeshangmianhuazheyifushanniaohua，huolinghuoxian，weimiaoweixiao。
wolengran。wojidecengjingwoshixiangdanggehuajiade。shishenmeshihouwangjilezheifenchuxin，wodoubujidele。
dagaishichuoxuezhihouba。kewoshenmedoubujidele，zhijideshiwusuihoudeneishinian，jianxinwujintou。
huoxushisuimengcusidehouyizhengba。woxiaozhexiang。diyiyezuidingshangshiwocengjingqiuzhegegeweiwotidezi。
yinweiwodezibuhaokan。wokanzheneiliangxingzi，zhangkuangfangzong，zhanchichangfei。「chenfanyaozuozhijileniao。」
「zhisiwangshengjile。」houmianneijuhuachenyaojuedebujili，shangmianyouliangtiaohuaxian。
tichenfanzhongxintianleyiju——「suifengzuoluolesishu。」tashuo，youfengdedifangjiuyougege。
youtaiyangdedifangjiuyouchenyao。taiyangzonghuishengqi。fengbuting，aibuzhi。mijuanshenchudejiyiyouxin，
ruhongshuifanlan。woxindikongluoluode，xiangqineixiongyongdelianxiaiyi。liangmeimengzaiwopangbianqingshengtixing，「fanfan！
fanfan，jiangdeshidi42yedekewen。」wodianlediantou，kanzhetayounachuhuangsederijiben，
manyouyouditingzheluoliluosuodejiangkeshengyin，zairijidekaitouxiedao：3yue11ri，tianqiqing，
jintianchenfanhuilaile……「youkaishixierijile。」「dangranle，zheikeshiwojiludexiguan。」
8___jianggexiaohua。wojiu5tianmeikanjianwomama，tajiuqushile。zenmekeneng。jintianganghaoshizhouwu。
potianhuangde，chenyaojintianjingranlaijiewofangxue。jicongcongdi。wobujie。tashuorangwoqujianmuqinzuihouyimian。
wokandaotadediyiyinxiang。——gegeshoulehaoduo。tashuowan，wozhijiebeiladaoleyiyuanerlou。
wojideshangbeizi，muqinshizheigeshihousidema？wozhendebujidele。touhaotong。
zenmezheimekuai……muqinshuizaibingchuangshang，bingfangwaiyiduiyishengyaotou，jianwomenxiongmeierrenlai，quanweileshanglai。
「jieai，qukankanba。」「chenguoqiangdangzhenbushigedongxi。」「……」yirenyizui。kaiwanxiaodeba。
yidileiyijingcongwolianjiahuaguo。womentuimenjinqu。bingchuangshangdenvrenmianrongkugao，pibaozhigu，nazhebaxiaodao，
sihuiguangfanzhaobanxuepingguo。chenyaozhoumeibuyuechusheng，yazhesangzi，「zenmebahuxiguanqule，
weishenmebuhaohaoxiuxi。」nvrenxiaodechoujile，yanwoshenshenaojinqu，xianggeligui，「yihouxiangxingyexingbule，
hebijizheyihuier。」「pingguo，chilepingan、kuaile、jiankang、xingfu……」nvrenshuodechilijile，
sishiyaobazheishijianmeihaodouxizaizheigebandadianpingguodangzhong。tajiangpingguofenchenglesifen，xiongmeiliangyirenyifen，
tayifen，ranhoujiangmuguanglenglengdipiedaoshengyudeneiyibanshang。「liuzheba，niliangdenghuierfen。」
wojieguopingguozongjuedenalibuduijing，haimeichi，chenyaojiujiangwoshoulidepingguoqiangzou，liangzuixiadu。
muqinshishendikanzhechuangwai，bingmeiyoukanjianwoneifenbeichenyaoqiangzou。cishisheiyebuyuanyidapozheigaisidechenji。
zuihounvrenxiaolexiao，wenhedikanzhewo，duichenyaoshuo，「nichuquba，woxiangdingzhuxiaofanyixieshiqing，