将清冷佛子拉下神坛
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第三章糟了！
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“猜到了。”
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不行，和尚真不行！
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完了，我脏了！
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而我大脑直接宕机。
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xiake**zhunshixiangqi，wogongxiayaozhunbeiliuzhidaji。
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完了？
这就不记了？
jiuzhishiyinweixiashiqideyijuhua？
tiemianwusilengxuewuqingdezhaoyanwangjiuzheimefangguowole？
“fashenmelengni？”xiashiqixiuzhangdemanhuashouzaiwoyanqianhuanglehuang。
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S大食堂人山人海。
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嗯？
zenmehaoxiangyounalibuduijing？
“......nibushigeheshangme？”wowen。
“liushixiongmeigaosuni？”