《山前没相遇,山后勿相逢》 小说介绍
qianqianqiandazaode《shanqianmeixiangyu,shanhouwuxiangfeng》shiyibukourenxinxiandeyanqingxiaoshuo。gushizhongdezhujiaojiangqingzhouluyanchanglijingmonanhetiaozhan,fenqifankangxieeshilibingxunzhaozhenxiang。xiaoshuoyiqidiedangqifudeqingjiehelingrenjingtandeshijuexiaoguoerxiyinleguangdaduzhedeguanzhu。pingnanhoufufuyujiangqingzhouyitongpudaoluyanchanggenqian,jirenjieshiyifunanyizhixindemoyang。“changer,changernidetui......”pingnanhoufurenmoshangluyanchang……。
《山前没相遇,山后勿相逢》 第一章 笑话 免费试读
第一章笑话
quanjingchengderendouzhidaojiangqingzhoudengleluxiaohouyeshiwunian。
quanjingchengderenyedouzhidao,luxiaohouyezaidahunzhirifouleyujiangqingzhoudehunshi。
jiangqingzhouyiyahuandeshenfenliuzailujia,quezhongjiuchengleyigexiaohua。
shiwuniandeqingyi,zhongshidibuguoyixinerzi。
luyanchang,xiabeizi,womenbuyaozaixiangyule。
......
sanyuedejingcheng,zuishiyiren,hexuderiguangtouguoxuannaodeluogu,sazaiwuneineimianrongjiaohaodenvzishenshang。
yahuanxiaotaoweijiangqingzhoudaishangjinguanyuchai,benjiujiaoqiaodemianpang,zaijiayideyingchenxia,gengtiansanfenwumei。
“xiaojie......”
“哭什么。”
jiangqingzhouyangqitou,kanxiangyicedexiaotao,mianshangdaizheyimoqidaidexiaoyi。
“jinershixiaojiewodaxiderizi,gaixiaocaishia。”
xiaotaowenyan,leiyigengshixiongyong。
“xiaojie,zanmenbujiabuxingme?”
jiangqingzhounianqizhuoshangdechunzhi,leishuizaiyankuangzhongdazhuan,queshichichibukenluoxia:
“xiaotao,renzheiyisheng,nengyouduoshaogeshiwuniankeyicuotuoni?woyuta,yishidanwutaijiutaijiule。”
danshizheiyiju,xiaotaobianzhijiangqingzhoudexinyiyijue,tahenhendecaganleishui,weijiangqingzhouwanqifalai。
jiangqingzhouminleminchun,tongjingzhongdereneryijiujiaoyan,keliangbinquebukebimiandefanqilediandianbai。
shiwuniannian,zugouyigerencongtianzhenwuzhideguigexiaojie,bianchenglelijingshishidenvzi。
zheishijianzhongzhong,jieyoubianshu,weitayiren,cishengbibuhuifuta。
huajiaoyaohuangjian,shinianzhongzhongjiezijiangqingzhouyanqianerguo。
shisuishi,jiangxiangfudehouyuanli,tayulujiadexiaohouyexuxiatongyanwujideyueding。
shiwusuishi,baimasideyinghuashuxia,tajiangmanqiangdeshaonvxinshiqingsu,zhongdezhongchanghusu。
ershisuishi,jiangxiangcanzaoxianhai,yichaoquanqingchaoyedechengxiangfu,daodichenglejiexiaqiu,qiafengxiyulaifan,lujiaxiaohouyelinweishouming,piguashangzhen,linxingqian,zhiqiumianchujiangqingzhouguanjishenfen。
ershisansuishi,cengjingzuishiwanshibugongdelujiaxiaohouye,chengweileweifenglinlindezhenguodajiangjun,yiyishengongxun,huanjiangjiaping.fan。
ershisisuishi,xiyujuantuzhonglai,lujiangjunzaidushouming,piguashangzhen,linxingqian,xunuoguilaishi,bianyishilihongzhuangyingqujiangqingzhou。
rujin,shitamenxiangshidedishiwunian,zhenguodajiangjunluyanchanghuilaile,zongranmeiyoushilihongzhuang,zongran......
huilaide,buguoshilujiangjundepeijian。
jinri,yeshitayuluyanchangchenghunderizi。
daolelufu,xialehuajiao,zaixipodeqianyinxiayiluwanglizou,zhongshidaolebaitangdedifang。
“qingzhou,niruocikefanhui,womenlujia,yejueranbuhuiguaini。”
huiyijiaranerzhi,jiangqingzhoutingchu,zheishiluyanchangdemuqin,pingnanhoufuren。
cengjing,bianshitazuijilidezunaotayuluyanchangzaiyichu。
jiangqingzhouqingqingyaoleyaotou,jiandingdao:“wobuhouhui。”
tadengzheiyiketaijiule,manzhangdeshiwunian,tawushucidehuanxiangjiajiluyanchangshidemoyang。
zongrancikeyuxiangxiangzhongdebujinxiangtong,dantazhongjiushijiajiluyanchangle。
“一拜天地。”
pingnanhouyuqifurenzaiwuerhua。
“二拜高堂。”
laiguanlidebinkeqiaozhejiangqingzhoudeyanshenli,chongchizhegantanyutongqing。
“夫妻对拜。”
suizhebinxiangdehua,jiangqingzhouhuanhuanxiabai,wanchengdianli,zhengyugensuixipowangfangzhongqushi,buxiangcike,menwaichuanlaiyizhenshengxiang。
“我不同意。”
jiangqingzhoutingzhujiaobu,tachexiagaitou,zhuanguoshenqu,kanzheziwairuneideneidaorenying。
rucimosheng,queyourucishuxi。
“yanchang......”
zhierzi,bianyiqibuchengsheng。
pingnanhoufufuyujiangqingzhouyitongpudaoluyanchanggenqian,jirenjieshiyifunanyizhixindemoyang。
“changer,changernidetui......”
pingnanhoufurenmoshangluyanchangdetui,leishuizaiciyimantademianpang。
“yanchang,yanchang,huilaijiuhao,huilaijiuhao......”
jiangqingzhouqibuchengsheng,suiweiluyanchangshileshuangtuiershangxin,queyemingbai,zhanchangwuyan,zhishihuozhehuilai,bianyishidaxingle。
“duiduidui,qingzhou,nikuaituichangerjinqu,jinershiniliangdedahunzhiri,qiaowo,jingshizulenimenfuqierren。”
pingnanhoufurenyemingbaizheigedaoli,tazhanqishenlai,nanyanxiyue,bianduijiangqingzhoushuodao。
“ng。yanchang,wodainijinqu。”
jiangqingzhouzhanqishenlai,zhengyaotuizheluyanchanghuihouyuanqu,quebuxiang,luyanchangjingshimanlianlengmodetuikaijiangqingzhoudeshoudao:
“jiangqingzhou,wojinriganhuilai,bianshiyaogaosuni,niyuwozheimenhunshi,wobutongyi。”
cihuayichu,manzuohuaran。
jiangqingzhouduiluyanchangshiruhedechixinbugai,manjingchengderenjiekanzaiyanli。
benyiweiluyanchanghuozhehuilai,gaishigejiedahuanxidejieju,keyanxia,tajingshidangzhongjuhun。
jiangqingzhouwenyan,xianshiyileng,muguangluozailuyanchangdetuishang,zhiyiweishitapazijifeileshuangtui,tuoleileta,zheicaidangzhongjuhun。
tamianqiangyixiao:“kerujin,woyuniyishangbingtiandi,xiagaofumu,shinimingmeizhengqudeqizi。”
luyanchangdeliansegenglengsanfen:“wojingbuzhi,nishizheibanbuzhixiuchi。”
tajunmeiyijiudelianpangshangfanqiyisilengxiao:“woyidangzhongjuleni,niquebuyaolianmiandefeiyaojiajiwo。jiangqingzhou,nibianshizheibanhenjia?”
jiangqingzhouhueryishidao,luyanchangjuhun,juebushiyinweitadeshuangtui,cengjingdeluxiaohouye,houlaidelujiangjun,conglaiduitaaihuyoujia,hecengshuoguozheibanhua?
taniejinxiuzi,chengqisanfenxiaoyilai:“yanchang,wozhinishishenglewodeqi,buruowomenhuilefangzaishuo,yemianderaolezhuweibinke。”
jiangxiangquanqingchaoyeleyibeizi,zongshidashajiangqing,yezongyoumingshengzaiwai。
laichijiudebinkezhong,bufagao.guanguizu,ruojiaotamenjianletazheibanluopoer**demoyang,gaishiyaorumeilefuqindedamingle。
xiangdaozheili,jiangqingzhoudehualibiangengtianlesanfenqiqiu:“yanchang,nijinrihuilai,gaishileile,womenxianhuifanghaome?”
“呵。”
luyanchanglengxiaoyisheng,zhengyaozaikaikoushuoxieshenme,queshipingnanhoufurenganmangkaikou,lanlexialai:
“changer,niangdainihuiquxiuxi。”
shuoba,biantuizheluyanchangwanghouyuanzouqu,luguojiangqingzhoushi,luyanchangzhilenglengdekanletayiyanbiandao:
“hengshu,woburennizheigeqizi,ruotangtangchengxiangfuqianjin,shizaimeiledifangqu,liuzaiwopingnanhoufuzuogeyahuan,yeshangqiekexing。”
jiangqingzhouyixiabailelianse。
xiqingdehunfuchuanzaitadeshenshang,gengxianchaofengyuqican。
山前没相遇,山后勿相逢