《吃瓜打脸独乐乐,谁知是众乐乐!》 小说介绍
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dierriyizao,jiangyulizaishuishudejishuhetoushangrouleyiba,qishenchulefangmen!
yuanzili,jiangjiadesangehaiziyijingdengzaiyuanzili,dasuanjiniangqinjingcha。
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chushuangershuangyandengdexiangtongling,shenshouzhizheziji,“nijiaowoayi?”
jishuhediantou,“ng,xinhundiertianshangmenderen,budoushizhangbeima,woxianggongdieniangyijingqule,xianglaishishenmezhongyaodeqinqi,buranyebuhuizaixinhundiertianshangmen。”
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【haha,suzhu,tajile,nidaerzizhiqianduitadesuiranbushitebieqinjin,danyeshibinbinyouli,zicongchushuangertuihunyihou,jiumeiyoujiguotahaolian!】
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chushuangerpixiaoroubuxiao,chengxinxiangyaoexinjishuhe。
吃瓜打脸独乐乐,谁知是众乐乐!