不会开玩笑了
《不会开玩笑了》 小说介绍
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「shencheng，womenfenshouba。」
dangzheijuhuaxuanzhiyukou，wofanersonglekouqi。xihuanyigerenhenrongyi。fangqicainan。
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buxiangyigejicha，tajiangchetingkaozailubian，wenwoshenmeyisi。
「字面意思。」
「你要和我分手?」
「woxiangwoshuodeyijinghenqingchule。」
「给我一个理由。」
「我累了。」
womeiyoukanta，yinweiyikanta，jiuhuixiangqitagangcaigenqinshanyongbao，haiyouzhiqianbeiweitaohaoqinshandehuamian。
「zhiqianshuohaolezhishizaiyiqishishi。xianzaishiguole，wodedaanshiwomenbuheshi。」woshuo。
「nidaodizenmele?」shenchengbingbuxinwodetuoci，tazhoumei，「shibushiyourenhenishuoleshenme?」
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yexuwozhishizhanlemourendeguang。
zheiyike，wobuxiangzaititabaoliuzuihouyisitimian。
woshuo：「meiyourenhewoshuoshenme。」
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「niwuhuile，woheqinshanmeishenme。tashitouzifangneibianpailaideduijieren，wohetaxianzaizhishigongzuoguanxi。」
「wuhui?nimenliangbaozaiyiqiyeshiwuhui?」woshenxikouqi，「wojiuwenni，zaijiandaoqinshandeshihou，niyoumeiyouguo，napayimiaodedongyao?」shenchengxiaheyishou，mianpidoubengjinle。
banshang。tashuo：「duibuqi。」
wobishangyan，kuaiyaotoubuguoqi。
lianzuihouyidianxiyidoubeidasuile。
neitianwanshang，wobingmeiyourangshenchengsongwodaozuihou。
youxiedaanbuyaneryu，youxierenyebuxuyaodeng。
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womenzaiyiqiguodesangeyue，fangfoshitoulaideyiyang，wodouhuaiyizijishibushizaizuomengle。
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gengkeqideshi，wokudeshangqibujiexiaqi，douhaijideyaoxiezhuangcainengshuijue。
kandaojingzilidenvrengenguiyiyang，woshilesheng，ganjinbalianxile，caisuanhuifuledianqili。
xishuguohou，wocongbaolinachushouji，guobuqirankandaojigeweijielaidian，quanshishenchengde。
xianglexiang，jitahuiletiaoxinxi：「wodaojiale。yihouniyebiezailianxiwo，jiuzheiyangba。」
ranhou，wojiangyouguantadelianxifangshi，tongtongshanchu。
shanwan，xiangshiwanchenglejianshenmedashi，woneixinpingjing，yibujianshifenzhongqiandebengkui。