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”wobokaieqianluanfa，lengxiaoyisheng：“sha？huozanghaishituzang？
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womantiaosilidicongbaolinachushouji，duizheneicanliedexianchang，zhaolegejuejiadejiaodu，“kaca”yisheng，
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hunzhuodeyanjinglishunjianranqinuhuo。“suwan！nizheigesangmenxing！kefude**！woerzidouzheiyangle，
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liangmingjingchayanjishoukuaidilanzhuleta。tazhengtuobukai，bianyi**zuozaidishang，kaishisapodagun，
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”popodekuhaoshengjiaranerzhi，taxiangbeiqiazhubozideji，jingedikanzhewo。cierdejinshuqiegeshengxiangqi，
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woquchezhibenshizhongxindecbd，zaiyidongdingjidexiezilouxiatingwen。guyanchengdelvshishiwusuozaidingceng。
tuikaineishanhouzhongdebolimen，chuanzhezhiyetaozhuangdezhulilikeyingleshanglai：“su**，
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weiyiyigetixingwoyaotifangluzeyanderen。wocengyiweitashichuyujidu，bijingtazhuiguowo。xianzaixianglai，
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“haodebunengzaihaole。”wojieguoshuibei，zhijiandebingliangtouguobolichuandaozhangxin，“tayaodedongxi，
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“luzeyanzuijinyizhizaijiechuyigejiao‘wangzong’deren，zhunbeiyongyifenyinyanghetong，
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guyanchengtuiletuijinsibianyanjing：“xiaoxichuandehenkuai。liangrendoujiuhuole。linfeifeizhongshang，
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woduanzheshuibeideshou，weiweiyidun。zheikebisileyouquduole。wozhanqishen：“zouba，
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kandaowo，taxiangshikandaolechouren，yiyueerqi，zhizhewodebizimadao：“nihaiganlai！nizheigesaobaxing！
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lingwai，zheijiayiyuandevipbingfangfeiyong，shiwofude。niruguoxiangrangnierzijixuzhuzaizheili，
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“wan……wanwan……jiu……jiuwo……”tadeshengyinweiruo，quechongmanleqiqiu。woxiaole，
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”“sannianqian，gongsishangshiqinggongyan，nidangzhesuoyourendemian，rangwocizhihuijia，shuoyaoyangwo，
weiwozhefengdangyu。”“zuotian，nizhunbeijuanzouwodeyiqie，hewozuihaodeguimishuangsushuangfei。”“nicai，
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”linfeifeilianshangdexueseshunjiantunjin，shabaiyipian。weizhuangbeisipo，tasuoxingyebuzhuangle，
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”chenjingguandunledun，yuqibiandeyouxieweimiao，“sunvshi，juwomenlejie，
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chachebeirendongleshoujiao。mubiao，zhendeshiluzeyanma？haishi……wolikejiguyanchengdadianhua。“yancheng，
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”dianhuaneitou，shisiyibandechenji。wowozheshoujideshou，zhijieyinweiyonglierfanbai。yiguhanyi，
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yigebeizhangfuquanyangzaijiadejinsique。“sudong，”zhangzhigangpixiaoroubuxiaodikanzhewo，
guyiba“dong”ziyaodehenzhong，“ninyezhidao，gongsixianzaizheigeqingkuang，qunlongwushou，
waimianduoshaoxiangmudengzhewomenjuece。luzongxianzaizheiyang……womenzongdeweigongsideqiantuzhexianga。
”lingyigegudongfuhedao：“shia，sudong，ninpingshiyebuzenmeguangongsideshi，kenengbutailejie。
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