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《笑柄》 第5章 我没病 免费试读
turuqilaideguanxin,rangjiyanwusuoshicong:“jiusinianqian……”
shuodaosinianqian,xiangliangrenjianjinji。
wenkexinfanxiangchouyan,nachuyanhexiangqizaiyiyuan,youfanghuiqu:“nishuo。”
jiyanhuiyiconglaojiayuanqiangfanchulaichanei,yijiuhuanghu:“shuaide,dangshijinzhangmeiganjue,houlaizoudaogaosushangbeijiaojingsonghuishili。”
tashenglvesuoyouxijie,pawenkemeinaixinting:“huilaihoufaxianjiaozhongle。”
wenkebanxinbanyi:“laotouzimeidainiquyiyuan?”
“qule。”jiyanlaoshihuida,“neishiwoxiangzanjipiaoquzhaoni,toutoudagong,bajiabanchaile。”
“danzibuxiao。”wenkexiangqishenmebukuaidejingli,miandaiyunse,“zougaosu,nibupasihaishizuokuroujijiwobakan?”
“niweishenmezheimexiangwo?”jiyanganggangdewenqingliangxiaqu,“wobeiguanzaixiangxia,chenwodishuijueyongtashoujijishushudadianhua,caizhidaoniyaochuguo,wo……”
wenkedeweixinxiangqi,dapofanmendeqifen。
taqishenkuaisuzouchuqu,guanmendeshunjian,zhunansajiaoshengcongshipinchuanlai:“wonandezaoxiapailian,youmeiyouxiangwo?”
计嫣有点想哭。
ruguobushijishouyezhuangpotaliangqingshi,wenkeyishengbuhanglikai,zaiguowairenshixuebaleidezhunan,tamenyinggaihaohenjiu。
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wenkehuidaobingfangshi,jiyanyanzaibeizili,liugeceying。
tazuolehui,xiankaikou:“yishengjianyiniqujingshenxinlikekankan,worenshibucuodexinliyishengkeyijieshaoni。”
“我没病。”
jiyanyouyugan,tadebingzaozhenshijingshenyuanyinzaocheng,neifen“xieyi”qixianhenkenenggaidao“yigeyue”shenzhigengduan。
没谁愿意娶个疯子。
taqiangdiao:“wokenengqihenlecaibushufu,yihouzhuyi,danwoxinli、jingshendouhenjiankang。”
wenkezhoumeikanzheta,zhengyaoshuohua,weixinyouxiangqilai。
他看眼来电,没接。
yijiyandelejie,wenkebuhuibuguangongshi,zhinengshisishi。
“jieba。”taquan,“shuobudingzhaonijishi。”
qishitaxiwangtaliuxialai。
weixinjinjiezhedierbianxiangqilai,wenkeyouyuxia,shuoju“nihaohaoxiuxi”,nazheshoujilikai。
jiyanbilebiyan,buyongxiangyezhidaosheidalaide。
tazaiwenkepengyouquanjianguoyizhangnvshengbeiyingzhao,zhamawei,shenxingqizhihenhao,shizhunan。
erzhujiashiyinxingfuhao,youbeijing,meitibuganre。
jiyanbazijiquansuoqilai,zibeihekonghuangfanlaifuqukenshixinzang。
nvrenzhiyouzaijidumeiyouanquanganshihou,caixiangyonghunyintaolaoduifang。
“xiaoyan,nishuozhangbuleshenmeyisi?”jishouyekanjianwenkequchelikai,youcuanhuibingfang,“nibunengzuoshashia,wenjiazheimeyouqian,nilihunhainengzhaohaodeme?nibuweizijixiangyeyaoweinididixianga。”
“ba,”jiyankanzheduifangjiaojideyanshen,tizijibeiai,“niguanxinguowome?nipashiquwenjiazheikedashu,lianwosihuodoubugule。”
zheihuachuodaojishouyetongdian,fahuodao:“wozenmebugunisihuo!niyiweizaiwenjiazhushinian,zhenchengdaxiaojie?!beirenshuilanle,lile,nagehaorenjiayaoni?”
“shuilanle”sangezizadejiyantouyun,shenzhibiwenkeneiju“yedehen”,gengbukan。
tarenwukeren:“wenjiabuzhidaowobushidiyicifabing,xianzaiwenkeyaowoqukanjingshenke,haishuozhaohaodexinliyishengjiwo,nizhiguannao,wozhenfengle,niyangwoyibeizi。”
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