《巨婴室友被惩治》 小说介绍
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guimishixiaobaihuazuojing,zhumashibingjiaoshaonian。
sushehaiyougejuyingsheyou,buhuishangcesuo,xuyaosheyouqinliqinweica**,bubangjiudayaodabaizaimeigerenchuangshangzuoyibian。
yiyoushijiuyanliqinlei,ditouzhuandongshouzhi。
「baobaobuhuizenmebanni?nimenbangbangwoba。」
qitasheyoushoubulefenfenhuansushetaoli,wowanyibumeiyoukongchuangwei。
xiaobaihuaguimizigaofenyongyaotiwoshoushita,bingjiaozhumayueyueyushi。
hao,neijiurangqipashiyouganshouyixia,womenduitabaozhadeguanai!
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shoujibuduanchuanlaiyuyinxiaoxi,xubaobaojiazhesangzibuduancuicu。
「liangshan,nizenmehaibuhuilai?tamenlianggezenmedoushoushisushelikaile?buguoxinghaohaiyouniliuxialaipeibaobao。」
「nikuaihuilai,woyigerenhaipa,haiyouwoxiangshangcesuo,nikuaibangbangwo......」
「duduyeee,biewangjibangwodaifanya,baobaojintiankeguaile。」
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zuojingguimikandaoxiaoxi,paipaixiongfu,yangzhelianbaozheng。
「liangshan,nifangxin,woyidingbangnijiejuejuying!」
jianwomeilikekaikou,chuchashuilinglingdeshuangyanfanqishuiguang,wuzhexinkou。
「nishibushibuxiangxinwo?shibushixianqiwole?」
woshunjiantouda,meidalizheixiechayanchayu,lazhetadexinglixiangjinrusushe。
yirumenmandilaji,xubaobaodexinglixiangtankai,dongxirengleyidi,haowuluojiaodi。
wolaibujitouteng,xubaobaoshunjianhongyankuangdahandajiao。
「wuwuwu,niweishenmemeiyoudaifan,baobaoduziee,yizhizaidengni。」
「baobaoshigaoxuqiubaobao,xuyaoshishiyouhuiying,niweishenmebuhuixiaoxi?woyaoquzhaodaoyuangaozhuang!」
bianshuo,xubaobaoyanqizijidedujiaoxidadianhua。
**xiangdaozuihouyimiaocaibeijieqi,daoyuanqiaocuideshengyincongtingtongchuanlai。
「xubaobao,niyouyoushenmeshi?xinglibushiyijingbeixuezhangtishangqulema?youzenmele?」
buzhidaonajuhuachudongxubaobaodeshenjing,tadunshiwuwudaku。
「daoyuan,liangshanqifuwo......tabubangwodaifan,baobaohaonanguo,xinzangtongtong......weishenmedouqifubaobao,baobaomingmingzhishishenmedoubuhuieryi......wuwuwu......」
「daoyuannishuojuhuaya,nizaitingma?」
neitoutingdunliangjiu,daoyuanwulikaikou。
「nibadianhuajiliangshan,woquanquanta。」
shunjian,xubaobaolikebashoujididaowoyanqian,shuangshouqiayao,yilianjinaoyaowohaokan。
daoyuandiyiniangongzuojiupengshangzheimeyigeqipa,shengyincangsangwunai。
「liangshan,woyijingzaibangnidingkongsushe,nizairenrenxubaobao,bierangtafafengle,suandaoyuanqiuni,wozheilihaiyouyiduigongzuo......」
xinzhongkongluoluo,yizhenwunai。
dongshideneigezongyaochengshouzuidadebugong。
budengwohuiying,chuchashunjianqiangguoshouji,daizhekuqiang,youyuankaikou。
「daoyuan,wuwuwuxubaobaoqifuwo、wushiwo!tayikaimenzhiduiliangshandazhaohu,bawodangchengtoumingren......wozhidaowomeiyouliangshanyouxiu,dantayebunengzheiyangluowomianzi,wuwuwudaoyuan,niyeyaojiwozuozhu,daoyuannishuojuhuaya。」
neitoujingmoyifenzhong,dianhuashunjianguaduan。
chuchamomoyanlei,chongwodeyiyixiao。
zaixubaobaozhenjingshixianxia,chuchamengdichongdaotashenbianhenhenyaohuangxubaobaodeshenti,jianruidemeijiahuaguopifu。
「baobao,niweishenmebudaliwo,shibuxihuanwoma?nishuowonalibuhao,wogaixingbuxing,nibiebuxihuanwo......」
xubaobaohaimeihuiying,luguodetongxuezaimenkoukanrenaoyilun。
「zheishizenmele?xubaobaobushihenguaihenkeaima?zenmetingzhexiangchaoqilaile?」
「wotingqingchule,xubaobaogangcaiqifuchucha,kanzheguaiguaiqiaoqiaoqueqifubitaruodenvhaizi,yihouwomenyaolixubaobaoyuanyidian。」
「wozaojiutingshuoxubaobaobenshenxiaozhangbahu,zaiwomenmianqiandeguaiqiaodoushiyande,tasheyoudoubeiqifuzoule,zhirenzhimianbuzhixina。」
budengxubaobaokunaojieshi。
chuchahongzheyankuangkanxiangmenwaidetongxue。
「nimenbiezheimeshuobaobao,kendingshiwonalibuhao,retashengqile,doushiwodecuo。」
menkouduichuchadeanweibuduan。
xubaobaochenglebeisuiyibainongdemuou,zaimeiyoudongzuo。
womudengkoudaidingzhetashushouwucuodeyangzi,danaoshunjianyiliang。
原来这么简单?
yuanlaizhiyaofafengjiunengrangxubaobaoyakouwuyan,yuanlaizhiyaofafengjiunengrangdajiazhidaoxubaobaodezhenmianmu。
woyiqianguodeshishenmeniumarizi!
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cengjing,woheqitasheyouyebuyuanyibangmang,shiguoweixie、lengbaolixubaobao,huanlaidequeshixubaobaoduiqitarengaozhuang,daozhiwomenbeiqitatongxueguanshangqifuzhedemaozi。
shenzhixubaobaohuizaiwomenlikaisusheshi,basushenongdemandihuiwu,dengzhedayanwuguzhuangkelian。
「baobaobushiguyide,baobaozhishibuhuieryi?baobaokunleyaoshuijue,nimenyaoshishuibuxiaqujiushoushileba,baobaobuxianqizheixiedongxi。」
shuowan,tadaizhehuiwuhuhudashui。
womenshengxiaderenyibianshoushilantanzi,yibianyongaqjingshenanweiziji。
meiguanxi,womensuzhigao,buhexubaobaoyibanjianshi。
xianzaizheimejiandanjiurangtachibie!
爽,实在是太爽了!
xinshijiededamenzaiyanqianhuanhuandakai。
liangjiu,chuchacaiguogouxiyin,nazhesaobajiangxubaobaorengzaidishangdedongxisaodaoyangtai。
「baobao,nidedongxishibuyaolema?wobangnidasaoganjingle,buyongganxiewo......suirannibuxihuanwo,danwohaishihenxianghenijiaopengyoude......」
「haiyounideyifuyaojideyaoxie,douyouchouweile,niyebuxiangbeibierenzhidaozijishiyigehuaibaobaoba。」
xubaobaozhiganwoliheng,zaiwaimiangujizijiguaiqiaodemingsheng。
cikelengshendingzhechucha,yishidaozijiyouyigeqiangdadediren。
tayanlixumanleizhu,jinwoquantou,suotangdaochuangshang,duizheshoujididigugu。
wozhidaoxubaobaoyouyigewanghongzhanghao,cikeshuobudingzaimawomen。
buguo,majiumaba,sheihaimeibeimaguo。
xianzaiwoxinqinghao,bugentayibanjianshi。
shunjian,woduichuchayangqiyigexinweiganjideweixiao,budengwoyaoqingtachifan。
chuchanazheshoujikakapai,fadaosanrenxiaoqun,aitebingjiaozhuma,yinyangguaiqichachakaikou。
「guyiyu,jintianwobangleliangshane,tashuozuixihuanwo,niyebieguailiangshanbuxihuanni,doushinizijimeiyong。」
wotoupifama,yuanhenzijijuranwangjichuchayeshigezuojing,duanweibixubaobaohaiyaogao!
guyiyuguoranbei**dekaishiyinanfafeng。
「liangshan,weishenmebuyaowobangni?wokeyibangniyongjuehouhuan!niweishenmezhaoneigexiaobaihuanv!」
budengwohuiying,liangrenxiaoxuejichaojia。
「shenmexiaobaihua,zheishiwozishendeyoushinidongbudong!jianjiandandanhuodewoxiangyaodeyiqie!」
qunlibeibiantai、xiaobaihualianggezishuaping。
yigexiaoshihou,wocaiyichuchazuiguaizuikeai,guyiyushishashanglijidadewuqiyaoyibeibushizhixudejiekouhonghaoliangrenhejie。
caguotoudingdexuhan,wobujinhouhui,dangnianweishenmeyaojibeijialiwushishouqifudeliangrenyirenyiwanbaizhou,haidexianzaibeijinjinchanshang。
sanrenxiaojuhou,wozaicijujueguyiyuyaoyijuehouhuandefangan,hechuchazouhuisushe。
tuikaimenyiqiehezoushiyiyangganjing,xubaobaobingmeiyouxiangwangchangyiyangfafengbasusheyonghuiwuwuran。
xindizaicibeijudadexiyuetianman。
jiuzaiworenweizheijigeyuejijiangqingsongduguoshi。
lingchensidianshuimengzhong,xubaobaozaicijiwoshangleyike。
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zuixuanminzufengdenaolingchaoxiangzhenggesushe,xubaobao“tengteng”luodi,dakaisushesuoyoudeng,duanzheshuipen“huahua”fangshuixiyifu。
shenjingbeiyicicitiaobo,woyayinuhuohaoshengquanta。
「xubaobao,nizhongwuxiyifubuxingma?zaoshanghaiyouke,rangwoanxinshuijueba。kuaibadengguanshang,zhaoderenyanjingteng,shuibuzhejue。」
xubaobaoyanlichongchixingzailehuo,yaoyaotoudesekaikou。
「bukeyi,chuchajiejieshuole,woyaozuoguaibaobao,yaobazangyifuxiganjing......」
nuhuobeikunyiyazhi,wowuzheerduo,wangqianglizuanjixurushui。
mimihuhujian,shentibeibuduantuisang。
xubaobaoyishoupaomoquanmozaiwobeirushang,manlianwugu。
「liangshan,paomoxibuganjing,nibangbangbaobaohaobuhao?」
budengwopokoudama,chuchayinzheliandingdingdangdangcongshangpufanxialai。
zhuaizhexubaobaodetoufajinruyushi,bugutadezhengzhayiciyouyicijianglianenjinlianpen。
「tingbudongrenhuashima?lingchenxiyifuchaorenshuijue,nizenmezheimeniua?shibushixiangsi!」
「haiyongzangshoupengliangshan,nixiangsishima?」
xubaobaomanlianpaomo,sizhizhengzhalaibujihujiuzaicibeienjinshuipen。
woshenshouzhizhichucha,dajingshise。
「buxing,zheiyanghuinaochurenmingde。」
chuchaxiaoyibudayandi,shengyinwenrou。
「buhui,neigenvrenjingchangzheiyangdawo,wozhidaofencun,erqiezheiyanghuibuhuiyoushangba。」
wohuanhuansongkaishou,renpingchuchadongzuo。
shifenzhonghou,xubaobaotandaozaidishang,dakouhuqitongku。
「wuwuwu,niyaoshabaobao,baobaoyaobaojing,nidengzhejinjuziba!」
chuchalianseyibian,zhuaizhetoufazaicinirupendi,shengyinlengmo。
「yihoubiehanzijibaobao,yaoshuo“wo”,tingmingbaima?kuangqie,nishenshangyoumeishanghen,sheihuixiangxinnia?zaiganjiwofanshenjing,nijiuqusiba!tingdongwodehuama?」
pianke,xubaobaoxiaoshengwuyandiantou,huanhuanpadaochuangshang。
yushizhishengxiawohechucha,banshangtahuanhuankaozaiwohuaili。
「nihuibuhuijuedewohenhuai?」
budengwoshenshouanwei,tayanshenshanguodiaokan,xiyinshanglai。
「wuwuwu,liangshanbuyaobuxihuanwo,wozaiyebuxiongle。」
womianwubiaoqingtuikaita,shangchuanggaishangbeizibiyan。
erbianchuanlaijiaobusheng,chuchazhangtanyikouqi,shengyindiya。
「weishenmebuzoutani?suanle,nihaohaozuonidehaoren,zheixieshiqingyouwomenbangni......」
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diertianqichuang,xubaobaojingkongkanzhewohechucha,diyicishengyinweiruo。
「nimendengzheba,baobao......wo......wobuhuirangnimendechengde!」
hengyisheng,tahenhenzhuangkaiwotuimenerqu。
xubaobaobuzhidaoshibushishoule**,yilianliangwanyebuguisu,woxiangdaoyuanbaogaozheijianshiqing。
tayayibuzhudixinxiqueren,piankehoucaihuifuzhengjing。
「zhendema?keke…wodeyisishixubaobaoruguoleijiyebuguisuyizhou,jiuweibeixiaogui,xuyaoquantui,dengyizhouhouzaishuo。」
chuchayecoudaowoshenbian,yilianxiaoyi。
「zhenshizizuoniebukehuo,zaiguojitian,nijiuchedijiefangle。」
womeihuida,xinkouquezongyoudianzaodongbuan。
zhongyu,getianzhongwushangwanke,xubaobaogaodiaobaozheyigefeitoudaerdezhuanghanchuangjinjiaoxuelou。
xubaobaozhizhizhewo,duojiaonuma。
「dazhuang,jiushitazaisusheqifuwo!baobaomingmingshenmedoubuhuizuo,taweishenmebunengbangbangbaobao!nikuaitiwojiaoxunta!」
「baobaoteyibashexiangtounonghuaile,buhuiyourenchadaowomende,daoshihoujiushuotazijishuaishang。」
yubi,dazhuangshuangyanzaiwoshenshangsaoshipianke,rendingworuobujinfenghou,xiexiaozhenazhegunzizhizhichongwopaoguolai。
wohechuchaweileduobirenjiren,teyidengtongxuezouguangcaichulai,cikezhenggeloucengzhiyouwomenliangge。
kandaodazhuangfafengdeyishunjian,woliketuikaichucha,dashengkaikou。
「kuaipao,quzhaobaoan!」
gunbangcipofengshengzaierpanghuhuxiang,zhizhichongwonaozi,wolengshenmozhetoushangdexianxue,zaoxindetongnianzaicizainaohaifuxian。
neiduifumujuedewobuguaishi,yeshizheimedawode......
jiuweidefankangniantouchuxian,wozhizhiyaojinnanrendeshouzhangxin,zuiliyimantiexiuwei。
xubaobaozaiyipangyaozuichunduojiaoyuannian。
「dazhuang,nizenmebeiyigeruonvrenyaole,kuaihuiqigunbangrangtahaokan!rangtazhidaofankangbaobaodedaijia!nihaohaotibaobaobaochou,baobaojiangliniyigexiangwen。」
nanrenbeiguwu,shouzhongdegunbanghenhenpofengerlai。
wojinbishuangyandengdaiyuxiangdetongku。
kexiayishunjian,buxiedeshengyinzaierpanyangqi。
guyiyubunaifanchuaidaodazhuang,manbujingxin。
「wodoushuole,haideyijuehouhuan,chuchagenbenbibushangwo,zhihuibanjiubingeryi。」
chuchameilihuitadetiaoxin,manyanxintengdifuwodaoyipang。
guyiyutiantianzuijiao,dianliangshouzhonggunbang,yanshenbinglengshixue,xianruzijidesixu,diankuangzhizhijiangmugunshuaidazainanrenlianshang,duiyichudexianxueshierbujian。
「zhihuidanvrenma?laia,bushixiangdajia,nijiwoqilai!daa!zenmebudale!zhihuiqifunvrendesongdan!」
dazhuangciyaliezuiqishen,zuilibuganbujing。
「nigexiaotuzaizi,nidengwoqilaidasini!」
guyiyuyanshenxinghong,haobuliuqingzaicigaogaojuqigunbang。
yixiayouyixia,dazhuangaihaotongkuqiurao。
xubaobaoyehelengzaiyuandi。
wolikeshangqianenzhuguyiyudeshou,naixinquanshuo。
「guyiyu,biedale,zaidaxiaquhuichurenming,songshou。」
tamanlianshixue,taiqitoushidanfengyanlimanshizhiao。
「weishenmezheixielajirenzhizhidaoqifuruoxiao,mingmingzijibeidashiyezhidaotong,yehuiqiuraoa?weishenmetamenhaizheimezuo?」
wozhidaotayouxiangqineigenanren,neigedasitamuqin,zuihouyoubeiguyiyuqinshoudacandelaji。
wojinjinwozhutadeshou,yiziyijudao。
「neishiyinweitamenshilaji,shizhuchong,shiziyiweiyouliliangdelouyi,womenbunengweilezheixiefeiwuhuilezijiderensheng。」
gunbangbeirengdiaodishang,fachu“dingdang”xiangsheng,guyiyuhuanhuanqishen。
dazhuangtuolizhigu,likemanzuipenfennuma。
「nigexiaotuzaizigandawo,woyaorangnizuolao,rangniyibeizidouhuile!niwandanle!」
lengxiashengyin,wozhizhidingzhedazhuanghexubaobao。
「zheiliyoumeiyoujiankong,womendoukandaoshinizijishuaide,guyiyushenshangdexueshiweilefunizhanshangde,nizenmehainengerenni?haiyouwoshenshangdeshang,nibuhaipawoyerangnizuolaoma?」
neirenshunjianyakouwuyan,lengshenpiankedingxiangxubaobao,zaicixionghen。
「baobaohuitiwozuozheng,mingmingshiwoshangdegengzhong!」
wodandansaoshiyiyanxubaobao,yuqibingleng。
「shima?xubaobaonizhibuzhidaosizidaixiaowairenyuanjinxiao,fashengchongtu,nihuibeilelingtuixue,daoshihounikeshenmedoumeiyoule。」
xubaobaolianshangshanguoyouyu,piankehouduokaidazhuang,wangwaimianpaochuqu。
「dazhuang,douguaitamenbibaobao,baobaobuzhidaogaizenmezuo,danshibaobaoyidingyaobaozhengzijideanquan,nirenmingba......」
beiweiyidemengyoubeipan,dazhuanglianseyizhenqingyizhenbai,numazhuileguoqu。
「nizheige**,laoziweinishoushang,nizheigebaiyanlang!」
numashengyuanqu,wojingzhijidaoyuandaqudianhua。
wokewangbule,ruguoguyiyumeichuxian,wohuibeidaduocan,erzaochengzheiyiqiedemuhoushizheyoushishei。
dianhuaxiangqi,chuchajiyouyansedikuhan。
「daoyuanwuwuwu,xubaobaodaixiaowairenshijinxuexiao,bawomendaleyidun,niyidingyaoquantuita,womenhaiyouluyinzhengju。」
chuchafangchuxubaobaoweixiewomenshexiangtouchaihuideshengyin。
daoyuantingdunpianke,shengyinyayibuzhuxinxi。
「zhenshitaihao......taixintengnimenle,xubaobaozheizhongeliedexueshengbunengzailiuzaixuexiao,wohuianzhaoliuchengquantuita!」
dianhuaguaduan,chuchadeyichongwomenlianggejimeinongyan。
「haideshiwochushou,zheixiaxubaobaokezuiyouyingdele,guyiyunihaishibibushangwocongmingjizhi,zhiyouyishenmanli。」
yankanliangrenyouyaochaoqilai,wolikelakaihuatiwangwaizou。
「kuaixiandaiwoqubaozha。」
liangrenshunjianbizui,yibianyigexiaoxinyiyifuzhewodegeboquyiwushi。
xiawuwomengaoxingqingzhuwan,daoyuandedianhuazaicixiangqi,daizheweinan。
「liangshana,wohexubaobaotongxueliaoguole,tarenhaishitingbucuode。nimenruguoyoumaodunyaojinkuaidiaojie,xubaobaotongxuedetuixueliuchengxianzaimeifabanli。」
「tazhishishenghuoshangyouyidianxiaomaobing,niduoduotiliangta。wozheibianhaiyoushiqing,nizijixiangbanfadiaohetongxuezhijiandeguanxi。」
naozi“weng”deyisheng,woshunjiandashengfanbo。
 
                 巨婴室友被惩治
                                巨婴室友被惩治