相亲失败后，我连砸十八辆迈巴赫
《相亲失败后，我连砸十八辆迈巴赫》 小说介绍
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《相亲失败后，我连砸十八辆迈巴赫》 第1章 免费试读
guonianhuijiaxiangqin，wokaileliangguochanqiche。
didafandianshi，xiangqinduixianghetadeguimiyijingdaole。
tamenquanshenmingpaifushi，dabandehuazhizhaozhan。
kanzheyizheposudewo，xiangqinduixiangdeguimilimaluchuyifuxianqidebiaoqing。
“yiyi，nizheixiangqinduixiangzenmechuandegengenongmingongside？”
“qiaotaneifuqiongsuanyang，gujihunshenshangxiacoulianyibaikuaiqiandoucoubuchulai。”
tingdaoguimichaoxiaowo，xiangqinduixiangfeidanmeiyouzuzhi，fanerqingmieyixiao。
“kebushima，zheidoushenmeniandaile，juranhaiyourenkaiguochanqiche，yebuxiandiuren。”
wobingmeiyoushengqi，fanerweiweiyixiao，zhiyandao：
“guniang，tingshuoguohongqiguobinma？”
yaobushitamenchuyanbuxun，woyagennandedalizheizhongren。
haoburongyihuitangjia，womafeiderangwoxiangqin，tashuoduifangjiatingyouyue，zhangdeyehaokan。
wodaliangleyifanyanqiandenvren，haokanshihaokan，kerenjiakanbushangwoa。
“mingmingjiushiyiguochanchehaifeideqigemingzi，xiandeniyouwenhuashiba。”
"kannineiqiongsuanyang，gujilianzheidunfandoufubuqi，yebuzhidaonimazenmehaoyisirangnilaixiangqinde。"
“ganjincongwomianqianxiaoshi，benxiaojiemeikanshangni。”
wochadianyiweizijideerduochuwentile，wozheicaigangzuoxiajiurangwozou？
zheibushibawodangshaziwanma！
wodalaoyuankaicheguolailianshuidoumeilaidejiheyikou，jiubeirenzaisanchaofeng，piqilimajiushanglaile。
“niyinggaijiushiwangayijieshaodexiangqinduixiang，jiangyiyiba？”
“wolianziwojieshaodouhaimeijieshao，nijiushuokanbuguanwo，cuiwohuiqu。”
“nimengaibushigetuoba？”
wohuayingangluo，jiangyiyilianlimajiuheile。
kantadebiaoqingshiyoubajiuyinggaishibeiwoshuozhongle，tayanshenshanshuo，yanyuzhizhiwuwu。
“shenmetuobutuode，wogenbentingbudongnizaishuoshenme。”
“xiangqinzheijianshibenlaijiushiniqingwoyuan，nizheimeqiongwokanbushangnibushihenzhengchangma？”
“nandaonilaizhaowoxiangqin，wojiubixudegennizaiyiqima？niyebusapaoniaozhaozhaojingzi。”
tayueshuoqingxuyuejidong，koushuichadianpendaolewolianshang。
wojianzhibuganxiangxin，zheijiushiwomakouzhongderouqingsishuidexiangqinduixiang。
“xingxingxing，woshiqiongbi，nishidaxiaojiexingleba。”
“neinengbunengqingdaxiaojiebawomajinidehongbaohaiwoni？”
“womachumenqianteyijiaodaiguowo，ruguomeixiangchenggongjideyidingyaobahongbaonahuilai。”
qishi，womabingmeiyoushuoguozheijuhua，zhishiwodanchundekanbuguanta。
wohuacaigangshuowan，tadehaoguimilimajiuzhanlechulai。
“shenzhongshiba，wokanguonideziliao，gaozhongbiyezhihoujiuzaiyizhidaizaiwaidi，genbenchabudaonishizuoshenmede。”
“womenzuozaizheidenglenizheimejiu，zheihongbaowomenweishenmebunengna？”
“rujinrenniyejianle，shuiniyehele，haixiangbahongbaoyaohuiqu，nijianzhishizaizuomeng。”
tingwantaguimidehua，wozhenjingle。
zheinandaojiushichuanshuozhongdezhongguohaoguimima？
ruciguangmingzhengdadeyaoqian，tamendaodishilaizhuanqiandehaishilaixiangqindea！
womaxinxinkukuzandeyiwankuaiqian，wozhijianlegemian，lianhuadouhaimeishuojiju。
这钱就没了？
“yaoannizhaonideshuofa，nimenkebiwaimiandexiaojiezhuanqianduole。”
wohuayingangluo，jiangyiyiguimiliangdangchangjiunule。
“xingshende，nizheihuashenmeyisi？nimawomenshiji？”
wogoulegouchun，weiweiyixiao。
一切尽在不言中。
jianwobantianbushuohua，jiangyiyihetaguimijihuaile。
“xingshende！wogaosuni，jintianniyaoshibugenwomenliangdaoqian，wobaozhengnizoubuchuzheidaomen！”
“jiushi，xiangnizheiyangmeijianguoshimiandeqiongbi，haixianglaihamachitianerou，yebuzhaojingzikankanzijishenmedexing！”
“hongbaobenlaijiushiwomenyingdede，bukenenghaijini，shixiangdehuaganjingun。”
wotingwantaliangdehua，renbuzhuxiaochulesheng。
“nimenyikouyikoudeqiongbijiaozhe，neinimendaoshibaqianhaijiwoa。”
“woyinggaishouhuigangcaidehua，jiunimenliangzheixingweigujilianxiaojiedouburu。”
“renjiaqimafuchulelaodong，nimendaohao，zhijiekaiqiangleshiba！”
shuowan，wobaiqishouzhitoudagaisuanleyixia。
xiangyiciqin，jiubaideyiwankuaiqian。
yudaoneixieshabulengdengde，shuobudinghainengcengshangyidunfan。
zheishengyihaoa，jianzhibiqiangyinxingdoulaidekuai。
jiangyiyihetaguimiliangbeiwoduideyakouwuyan，shashalengzaiyuandi。
guhuashuodehao，erenziyouerenmo，neiwojintianjiudangyipaneren！
“mayoumabuguowo，dongshoumanimenyebugan，woquannimenhaishiguaiguaibaqianhaijiwoba。”
“liangxiaogunianggandianshenmebuhao，feidexuerendangtuo，nimenduideqinimendefumuma？”
“wohaiyoushi，ganjinbaqianhaihuilai，fouzewobaojingzhuanilianglea。”
yitingdaowoyaobaojing，jiangyiyihetaguimilimajiuhuangle。
“bie，qianwanbiebaojing，nideqianbuzaiwomenzhei。”
“什么！”
“neiwoqianqunaerle？”
wojidehenqingchu，dangshiwoshiqinyankanzhewomabahongbaojiaodaotamenshoushangde。
“钱交上去了。”
jiangyiyibeiwodeqishihehuaile，yifuweiweinuonuodeyangzi。
guorangenwolaizhiqianyuxiangdeyiyang，womadequeshibeipianle。
sheijiaxiangqinxuyaozhunbeiyiwankuaiqianjianmianlia，zheibushibaiminglezairenma。
kewomapianpianhaizhenxinle。
“nimenbaqianjiaojisheile？”
wobayanjingmileqilai，yuqibudaiyisiqinggan。
“给虎哥了。”
hugeyoushigeshenmewanyi？
buguo，tingzheimingzihaoxiangshigeheishehui。
“nikouzhongdehugeshinimendelaoda？”
jiangyiyidianlediantou，yanshenzhongmanshichongbai。
“dui，hugeshihashizuidadeheibanglaoda，womenyezhibuguoshibianwairenyuan，genzhehunkoufanchi。”
wotingwanjiangyiyidehua，heshuidouchadianqiangdao。
“xianzaidoushenmeshihoule，nigaosuwohaiyourenganzichengheishehui，tabuyaomingla？”
meixiangdaowodezheiyifanyanlun，jingranbajiangyiyijibijile。
“buzhunniwuruwohuge，tashiwoxinzhongdenanshen！”
a？wochadianyouyiweizijierduochuwentile。
xianzaidenianqingxiaoguniangjiazhiguanzheimeniuquma？jingrannaheishehuidagedangzijideouxiang。
pabushixiaoshihouguhuozikanduoleba。
“jiranwodeqianzaineigeshenmehugenei，wojiuzanshibuweinannimenliangle。”
jiangyiyihetaguimizhengzhunbeikailiu，woturanhuafengyizhuan，buchongdao：“nijinimenlaodadagedianhua，rangtabaqianjiwosongguolaiba。”
“neikeshiwomadexuehanqian，wojintianbixudeyaohuilai。”
wohuayingangluo，tamenliangzhenggerendouheshale。
“你脑子没事吧？”
jiangyiyiyilianzhenjingdikanzhewo。
“niyaozhaohugeyaoqian？nishibuyaomingleba！”
“renjianeikeshiquanshitaotiandedarenwu，suibianyigenshouzhitoudounengbaniniesi。”
我伸了个懒腰。
“hugeshishenmerenwu，genwoyidianguanxidoumeiyou。”
“xianzaiwozhixiangrangbawomadeqianyaohuilai，tingdonglema？”
jiangyiyideguimicikeyezhanlechulai。
“xingshende，woquannihaishisuanleba，dezuilehugejiusuanjingchayejiubuleni。”
“zaizhenggehashi，wohaiconglaimeijianguosheinengconghugekoudailiyaochuqianlai。”
wobunaifandibailebaishou，zhijiecongdoulitaochuleshouji，ranhoudilechuqu。
“biemoji，ganjinjitadadianhua。”
jiangyiyiheguimiduishiyiyan，duoduosuosuojieguoshouji。
“zheikeshinirangwomendade，daoshihouniyaochuleshenmeshi，kegenwomenliangmeiguanxi。”
jianwodianletou，jiangyiyixiaoxinyiyishurulehaoma。
dianhuagangjietong，wojiuyibaduoleguoqu。
“wei，nijiushihugeshiba。”
“tingshuonixiamianderenshuo，nishoulewoyiwankuaiqian。”
“xianniershifenzhongdaonikaidezheijiafandian，wanyimiao，houguozifu。”
meidengduimiankaikou，wozhijiebadianhuajiguale。
wozheiyifancaozuoxialai，bajiangyiyihedezuibazhangdelaoda。
“ni......nijingranganzheimegenhugeshuohua，jianzhijiushizaizhaosi！”
“yaoshihugezhenlaile，gujinilianhouhuidoulaibuji。”
woruowuqishizuozaishafashang，bolegejuzi。
“lailezhenghao，wohaipatabulaini。”
zheixienianwoyizhidaizaibudui，jishaohuijia。
yaobushiwozaiquanjunbiwudasaizhongnadaolegerenerdenggong，junqushouzhangteyipizhunwohuijiatanqin。
shuobudingzheihui，wohaizaibuduixunlianni。
“xingshende，denghuihugelaile，kebieshuoshiwomengaosunide。”
“hugedepiqiyixiangbaozao，yaoshibatarenaole，zanmensandoudewandan。”
zhiyaoyitidaohuge，jiangyiyidetaidulimalailegesanbailiushidudazhuanbian。
zheibujinrangwoxiangqilezuichuhegentajianmianshihoudeyangzi。
kanlaizheirena，haishibunengtaididiao。
didiao，jiurongyibeirenqifu。
jintianyaobushiyudaolewo，buzhidaojiexialaihaiyouduoshaorenhuiyincishangdangshoupian。
yixiangdaozhei，wodezhengyiganjiucengcengwangshangzhang。
likaibuduideshihou，shouzhangqiandingningwanzhufuqianwanbuyaohedifangrenyuanqichongtu。
keworenweizuoweiyiminghegedejunren，lujianbuping，jiuyinggaibadaoxiangzhu。
xiangxinlingdaozhidaoleyekendingbuhuiguaiwo。
shijianyifenyimiaodeguoqu，juliershifenzhonghaiyoubudaoshijimiaodeshihou，hugezhongyulaile。
shijiliangzhanxindemaibahe，zhengzhengqiqitingzaifandianmenkou。
yigeguangtouzhongniannanzi，daitouzoujinlefandian。
shenhouhaigenzheyizhongheiyibaobiao。
yuanyuankanguoqu，haizhenyoudianhuren。
meidengwokaikou，jiangyiyihetaguimilimajiuyingleshangqu。
“huge，gangcaijiushizheigerenjinidadedianhua。”
“tahaishuoruguobubanijiaolai，jiuyaobanidedianjizale。”
“wohewoguimidoushinvsheng，genbenlanbuzhu，zhihaodadianhuaqiuzhuni。”
yaobushuozuidufurenxinni。
zheijiangyiyitianyoujiacudebenlingdaoshiyunyongdeluhuochunqing。
buguoyemeiguanxi，napajiusuantashuopotian，jintianzheiqianwoyedeyaohuilai。
hugeyongyuguangpielewoyiyan，suihoudayaodabaidizouleguolai。
“你就是沈重？”
woliantoudoumeitai，zhishiweiweidianlediantou。
“没错，就是我。”
“tingshuotamenshuo，niyaobawodianjizage？”
wokanleyiyanzhanzaihugeshenhouyaowuyangweidexiangqinduixiang，zuijiaobuzijueshangyang。
“suiranhuabushiwoshuode，danshima......"
"woxinlidequeshizheimexiangde。”
“你好大的胆子！”
wohuayingangluo，hugeshenhoudeyixingheiyibaobiaolimabawoweileqilai。
wozaixinlidagaigusuanleyixia，jiejuediaozheixierenyinggaizhixuyaosanfenzhong。
zhikexi，woyouyushenfenteshu，bunengzhijiedongshou。
hugeyiweiwosongle，yilianxiaozhangdikanzhewo。
“zenme？nigangcaizaidianhuabushitingniubidema？”
“zheihuizenmeliangepidoubuganfangle？”
wojizijidaolebeicha，youchangleyikou，runlerunsangzi。
“nijiushihugeshiba，niderennalewoyiwankuaiqian，dasuanshenmeshihouhaiwo？”
wogangshuowan，hugeshenhouyixingrenfengkuangdaxiao。
“xiaozi，wokannishihuoniwaile，yaoqiandouyaodaozanmenhugeshenshanglaile。”
“niyebudatingdating，zaizhenggehashi，sheiganzheimegenhugeshuohua。”
“woquannihaishilaolaoshishijihugeketoudaoqian，miandedenghuishoupirouzhiku。”
我轻佻了下眉毛。
“e？neiyaoshizheiqianwofeiyaobukeni？”
jiulianhugegujiyemeixiangdaowojingrandangzhezheimeduorendemian，haigangentajiaoban。
tamianbuzhujianzhengningqilai。
“hao！wozuixihuannizheizhongzuiyingderenle。”
“nibushixiangyaoqianma？xing，wokeyijini。”
“danshininengbunenghuozhenadao，neijiudekannidebenshile。”
shuowan，tazhijiedashouyihui，shenhouderenshunjianchaowoyongleshanglai。
ketamenchaowolianxuhuileshijiquan，quelianwodeyifudoumeipengdao。
woxiantingruobudichuansuozairenqunzhong，shibushihaichaofengjiju。
hugezhanzaiyipangqideliandouheile。
“woyangnimenganshenmechide，zheimeduorendouzhuabuzhutayigema？ganjinjiwonongsita！”
kebuguantazenmehan，tadeshouxiashizhongpengbudaowo。
zheishi，jiangyiyizizuocongmingdizhanlechulai。
tazhizhemenkoutingzhedeneilianghongqijiaoche，yilianhuaixiao。
“huge，ninkandaomenkouneiliangguochanchelema？
“neiliangchejiushishenzhongkaiguolaide。”
“tabushixihuanduoma，zanmenzhijiezatadechebujiuxinglema？”
hugeyiting，yanshenlimaliangleqilai。
“doutamajiwotingshou，biezhuarenle，genlaozizachequ！”
suizhetayishenglingxia，zhouweiderenfenfenchaozhetingchechangfangxiangpaoqu。
tamenrenshouyigengangguan，duizhewodechejiushiyidunmengza。
zuzuzaleyoushijifenzhong，yezhishiqingweidiaoledianqi，cheshenyidianwentidoumeiyou。
“cao，renzhuabudaoyejiusuanle，zenmerangnimenzagechedouzheimefeijing。”
“huge，zheicheshizaitaiyingle，xiongdimenzalebantianmeifanyinga。”
woshuangshouchadou，chaozhetamendahanleyisheng。
“wei，nimendaodixingbuxinga，wokannimendouzabantianle，zenmeyidianhaishimeihuaia。”
wodechaofengshunjiandianranlehugedenuhuo。
taduoguoyimingxiaodishoulidegangguan，henhenlunlejixia。
zhitingjian“kuanglang”yisheng，tiegunfeichusanmikaiwai。
hugemanliantongkudiwuzheshuangshou。
“caonima！zheichezenmezheimeying！”
womeirenzhu，xiaochulesheng。
“huge，wozheiliangchekebuzhiyinge，tahaifangdanni。”
shuowan，wozhijietaochuledoulidejunyongshouji，bochuyigeshenmidianhua。
“wei，shouzhang，nidechegangbeirenjizale。”
“你说什么！”
dianhuaneitouchuanchuyishengnuhou。
wodagaijieshileyixiashiqingdeqianyinhouguo。
wogezhepingmudouganshoudaoleshouzhangdenuhuo。
“shenzhong，mashangbaogaonideweizhi！”
tazhijiejiuzaidianhuajiwoxiadalemingling。
guaduandianhua，womanyouyoudizoudaohugegenqian，qingqingpailepaitadejianbang。
“huge，wojuedehaishiyoubiyaotongzhiniyisheng，nimengangcaizadeneiliangche，tademingzijiaohongqiguobin。”
danwomeixiangdaohugetingwanwodehuafeidanmeiyoushoulian，fanergengjiachangkuang。
“woguannitamashenmebin，laozijintianbixujitazagexibalan。”
jiuzaizheigeshihou，yipangdejiangyiyigaohanleyisheng。
“你们快看！”
zhongrenwenyan，fenfencemu。
shijiliangguazhehongsepaizhaodejunyongpika，zhenghaohaodangdangchaozheibianshilai。
hugecongweijianguorucizhuangguandechangmian，zhenggerendoushimengde。
dengtafanyingguolai，cheyijingkaidaolefandianmenkou。
“geweizhangguanshilaichifandema？zenmebutishuoyisheng，wohaotiqianrangrenanpaina。”
qitarenjianzhuang，zhijierangleyitiaoluchulai。
zhiyouwo，ruowuqishidizhanzaifandianmenkou，yidongbudong。
hugejidechaozhewodahan。
“ganjingunkai，meikandaozhangguanyaojinquchifanma？”
zaichangsuoyourendemuguangdouhuijuzaiwoshenshang。
wobuhuangbumangdixiangqianyibu。
“sheishuotamenshilaichifande？”
hugezhizheduizhewoyidunma。
“zheimeduorenbushilaichifande，nandaoshilaizhaonidema？”
我打了个响指。
“gongxini，daduile。”
wohuayingangluo，daitoudejunguanyuandilizheng，xiangwojingleyigebiaozhundejunli。
“shenzhongtongzhi，womenjiedaoshangjimingling，qianlaibaodao。”
“什么！”
“这怎么可能？”
“yiyi，woshibushiyanjinghuale，wohaoxiangkandaoneigezhangguanzaixiangshenzhongjingli！”
renqunzhong，jiangyiyideguimimudengkoudaidiwangzhewo。
wogouqichunjiao，weiweiyixiao。
“jiushizheigerenbashouzhangdechejizale。”
“明白！”
junguanxiaosazhuanshenchaozheshenhouyizhongshibing，dahandao：
“quantidouyou，shangchenatieqiao！”
budaoyifenzhong，xunlianyousudeshibingmenrenshouyigetieqiaojuzaixiongqian。
“tingwokouling：zache！”
"shi！"
haimeidenghugefanyingguolaizenmehuishi，taxianqiankailaileshibaliangmaibaheyijingkaishijinglihuimiexingdedaji。
“zhangguan，nimenzawochezuoshenme？”
“zheikeshimaibahea，meiliangdoujiazhibaiwan，zahuailenimenpeideqima！”
“ganjinjiwotingshou，zaibutingshouwokejiuyaobaojingle！”
tingdaohugedehua，wochadianmeirenzhudangchangxiaochushenglai。
zhangzheimeda，wohaitouyicitingjianheishehuizhudongbaojingde。
“nijiushizheijiadiandelaoban？”
hugezhanzhanweiweidianlediantou。
"meicuo，woshiwangweihu，daoshangxiongdimenjimianzidoujiaowohuge。"
“那就没砸错。”
junguandehuidagancuililuo，youjihugejizhengbuhuile。
kenengzheihuitanaozizhuanlebantianyexiangbumingbaizijijiujingdezuileshei。
yongtadehualaijiang，zhenggehashi，youyousheiganzatadecheni。
shuohuadegongfu，shibaliangmaibaheyijingfeileyidaban。
hugecikedeneixinzaidixue。
“zhangguan，nimenzawochezongdejiwogeliyouba。”
“bunengyinweinimenshibuduide，jiunengsuibianzazanmenputonglaobaixingdecheba。”
tazheishihoudaoxiangqilaizijishiputonglaobaixingle。
“hugeahuge，wodouyijinggaosunile，nizadeneiliangcheshihongqi！”
“hongqidongma？zhongguoshisiyirendepaimian。”
“kuangqienizadezheilianghaishidingzhibandehongqiguobin，nishuogaibugaizahuiqu。”
hugecalexiaetoushangdelenghan。
“neige.......zheiliangcheduoshaoqian，wopeinimenzongxingleba。”
“yiliangbuxing，wopeinimenshiliangzongxingleba。”
“wozheilidechekedoushimaibahe，meiliangjiazhishangbaiwan，nimenzenmenengshuozajiuzaa！”
“haoa，zheikeshinishuode，peiwoshiliang！”
womanyouyoudizoudaohongqichegenqian，dakailechemen。
“wozheiliangcheshijunqushouzhangzhuanyong，quanshencaiyonglefangdanjishu。”
“shichangjiadagaizaiyiqianwanyitaizuoyou，haideyoushenfenzhengmingcainengmaidedao。”
“niyaopeishiliangdehua，neijiushiyigeyi，taoqianba。”
zheishi，jiangyiyiturancongrenqunzhongzhanlechulai，kanyangzishiyaoweihutadenanshen。
“nifangpi，zheimingmingjiushiliangguochanche，nayounishuodezheimegui！”
woyouxiexintengdikanxiangta。
“woquannimeishihaishiduokankanxinwenba，sheishuoguochanchejiuyidingbianyile。”
“haijidedangshiwogennishuoguotademingzima？tajiaohongqiguobin。”
“niyaoshishizaibuxindehua，jiuyongnizijideshoujishangwangchacha，kantadaodizhiduoshaoqian。”
wogangshuowan，jiangyiyilimadangzhezhongrendemiankaishichazhao。
jimiaoguohou，tadeshoukaishifadou，zuihoushoujizhijieshuaizaidishang。