《陪谁都可以兔废》 小说介绍
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《陪谁都可以兔废》 第3章 序幕之 分手以后 免费试读
shendongdebshi,ruleyegewaideleng,fengjuanzheboxueputiangaidierlai,chengshinonghoudewenhuadiyunfangfodoubeizheituruqilaideboxuemengshangleyicengyinhan。
diaolianghuadongdegongtingjianzhunei,dengguangcongbutongjiaoduzhaoliangchenjiudeseze。jianrouchuanzhedanbodesusezhijinqifuduanzuozaiqilehongsedemuyishang,jingzhidewuguanyinqiadaohaochudezhuangronggengxiandianyaqingli,runzedeyanmoujingyingtitou,queyetouzherongbukaidedanmo。yipianjijingzhong,taqianchunweiyang,qianchuyimobiboxuegenghandexiao,qiadaohaochudizhanxianleyigeshichongdehougongfeipinjinshengdeguao。
zhikexiyuyishenminghuangseguangyanzhaorendechongfeizuozaiyiqi,taguoyuguadandefushihezhuangrongxiandeyouxieqingmiaodanxie,jihuhebeijingronghedaoyiqi。duiyuyibugandangqidegongtingyanqingju,beijingrenwudeneixinxiwuxulangfeijiaopian,suoyijingtouhaowujuanliandicongtadeshenshangyizou,zhangjiutingliuzaichongfeishenshang。
daoyanyisheng“ka!ok”,yizhongshiyanbeijingpinfeideyanyuanlikesonglekouqi,gezizhaobaonuandeyifuquhan。
shiyanchongfeidechenyaoyaosuishixinren,daoshizhenyoujifenyinghoudefaner,bujinbumandengzhezhulibangmangpishangzaohongsedeyangrongdayi,duanzhezouhongtandezitaizouxiangzhipianrenyueqifei。
huazhuangshiganjinzhuiguoqubuzhuang,fuzhuangshiyemangzhebangtazhenglixifu,tayishuang**ladeyanquezhiliulianzaipangbiandeyuedashaoshenshang。
nongzhongdeyesezhong,nvyihaohezhipianrenxiangtanshenhuan,reqingsihuo,quanranbuguzhongduoxianzarendengdedarao,xianzarendengyezaoyixiguanlezheiyangdechangmian,gemanggedezhengshier。
jianrouzaidongjiangdeshoushanghalekouqi,yongyijiulengdandemuguangsouxunzijide**zhulizhangxin,zuihoufaxiantawozaiyizishangshuizhele。wangzhezhangxinxianruodexiaoshenban,zaixiangxiangzheixiaoshenbanzaizheiyandonglayuelianxupeiletaershijigexiaoshi,ertameigeyuezhifujirenjiashaodekeliande**fei,jianroubujinxiaoxiaokuijiuleyixia,jiangzhunbeipishangdemianyigaizaitashenshang,zijizechuanzhedanbodexifuzhaogejiaoluodeweizhizuoxia,fanchushouji。
shoujishangxianshizhelianggeweijielaidian,weihaowugeling。tazaijiyizhongsousuoleyibian,querenshimoshenghaoma,bianmeizailihui,dakaiweiboshualiuyan。
limianyouduolehenduofensireqingyangyideliuyan:
“xiaorourou,gangkanle《shengong》dexuanchuanpian,nibichenmoumoupiaoliangdebushiyixingbandiana!litingni!”
“rangneiduijianfu**qusiba!”
“小肉肉,挺住!”
tazhuomolebantian,cailinghuidaozheiyiju“jianfu**”zhideshiduimiandeyuezhipianhechenyaoyao,buyoudeyizhenwunaidekuxiao。
liandangjuzhedouzaimideshihou,pangguanzheyouzenmenengqingni?
huran,takandaoyitiao@tadeliuyan,laizitacongweijianguodeid,zhiyousangezi:xiaxuele……
lengliedekongqizhongjiazhejipianbanrongdexuehuacongloufengdechuangfengjijinlai,zhengchuizaitabeishang,hanqihenshibiren,taqueyidongbudongdizuozhe,lianfangzaishoujipingmushangdeshouzhiyemeiyoudong。
xiayichangyoushizhongpinfeimenchunqiangshejian、anjianshangrendexi,jianrourengjiushibeijing,haishibeichenyaoyaodangdemibutoufengdebeijing。yanduoledajiangyoudexifen,tazaoxiguanzheizhongdaiyu,suiyidounongyixialongzilibuzhimingdeniao,bainongbainongxiukoutuolexiandejinsixiuwen,yichangxijiusuanhunguoqule。jiexialaidejichangxijiumeineimeshunlile,chenyaoyaobijingshixinren,duizhenanyihaongleyibianyouyibianhaishizhaobudaoaihenjiuchandezhuangtai。yizhongpinfeipeidetuidoujiangle,gannubuganyan;daoyanyeyouxiebunaifan,miaozheshenbianxinbuzaiyandezhipianrenyoubuhaofazuo,zhinengkanzhechabuduojiuguole。
“jintianjiudaozheierba,shougong。”daoyanyifahua,juwugantianxiedidishougong。
jinjiezhezhipianrenyuedashaobuchongleyiju,“dajiadoueleba,woqingdajiaquchidacan。”
suijifuheshengyipianreqie,shougongdesuduyemingxianjiakuaile。
jianrouhuanxialexifu,qingqingpaipaishushuizhongdezhangxin,“shougongle,huixuexiaozaijixushuiba。”
zhangxinmimihuhuzhengyan,yishuangpiaoliangdedayanhaimangranzhe,sihuhaimeigaoqingchuzhuangkuang。jianrouxunsubangtayiqishoushidongxi,zhunbeichenzhemeirenliuyiqiaoqiaokailiu。
“niyaoxianzouma?”zhipianrenyuedashaobuzhiheshihuangyoudaotashenbian,bingjishishenshou,fuzhutayinweishoujingchadiandouluodemingpaibao,“zheimebujiwomianzi?”
tingjianzheixiangdangfuyoucixingdeyouyuansheng,jianroumashangxiaoyeruhua,jieshidetaiduneijiaoyigechengken,“hehe,wonaganbujininyuedashaomianzi。zhibuguo……wohenjiubuchiwanfanle,jiele!”
“e?!jiefan,zheigefangfaduizhiliaoshilianhenyouxiaoguoma?”
“……”taxiaoyebugai,da,“wojuede,duishangjinghenyouxiaoguo。”
“suanleba,kannishoudezheiyangzi,wozaijingtoushangdoukanbudaonile。”
zheiduibai……tahaizhenyoudianbutaihaojie,suoxingyourenbangtajiele。
“shia,yebushilianxiaojiushangjingde。”lveyoudianyingerfeidechenyaoyaoshishichuxian,jinjinwanzhuyuezhipiandeshoubei,henbunengzhenggerentiezaitashenshang,yizhengmingqisuoyouquan,“qifei,daoyanjiaoniguoqukankanyangpianni。”
zheiyisheng“qifei”,huandeneijiaoyigeqinnia!
musongzheyuedashaobeibanlabanchantuozoule,jianroucaipailepaixiaodejiangyingdelian,“zhangxin,bangwobadayinaguolai。”
没有反应。
tahuitouyikan,zhangxinzhengshihunluopowangzheyueqifeixiaoshidefangxiang,yuanbenshanliangdeyanjingbeishenwangtushangyilideseze,neishishenaicaihuiyoudeyanshen。yinianyiqian,tayejingchangyongzheiyangdeyanshenwangzheyigenanren……
“niwanshanghaimeichifan,genzhetamenyiqiqucengfanba。”tashuo。
zhangxinqidaiyouchiyizhe,“zheiyang,butaihaoba。”
“meiguanxi,yuedashaobuhuizaihuduoqingjigerenchifan,youqishimeinv。”
jiujielehaoyizhen,zhangxinhaishigenzhejuzuderenquchifanle。
linzoushijianroubenxiangtixingta,yueqifeishuiguodenvrenbubiwaimianpiaodexuehuashao,conglaizhijianlingluochengnide,meijianjigefeishangzhitou。xiangbazijiwangtahuailisong,jiuyaozuohaolingluochengnidexinlizhunbei。tazhuannianyouxiangxiang,yuedashaonengxiechuyibenshudefengliushirenjinjiezhi,anliantaneimejiudezhangxinqihuibuzhidao?
aiqingzheihuishi,conglailunbudaowairenfeihua。
第二幕
lianxulianggeyueganxi,jianroubenjiuwenluandeshengwuzhongbeichedicuihuile。huidaojiayijingshenye,tafenminghenlei,quehaowushuiyi。suoyisangengbanye,weiyebaizheyizhangyinqingbudingdelianjinmenshi,tahaijingshendousoudizaidiannaoqiankanweiboliuyan。
zheigeshijianweiyeqinzidengmenbaifang,haiguazhezheiyangyifudaomeidaojiadeshenqing,tadunshishengchubuxiangdeyugan,“zheimewanzhaowo?gaibuhui,gongsiyouyaomaiwoba?”
weiyechenzheliankantayiyan,yi**zuozaishafashang,“zhengaobudong,gongsineimeduozhiqiandehuo,weishenmezongtiaonizheigezuinangaode!”
“yinweiwotianshenglizhinanziqibei。”
weiyeyilianbuxie,hentiebuchenggangdipieleyiyantabeifeidadebaitxuyanzangdeshiyexian,“neinidaodishiqu,haishibuqu?”
jianroukankanqiangshangdeguazhong,shizhenzhengzhixiangshiyideweizhi,“zheigeshijian,zhengshijiuzufanbaosiyinyudeshihou,woqulejiushiyangrulangkou,weiye,nirenxinbawoweineixieelangma?”
“neishiyibanggongzige,shangtoudezuibuqi。shangtougangshuole,jinwannibixuqu,yaoburan,yihoupaolongtaodoubuyongni!”
“yaowoqupeineixiegongzigexunhuanzuole……”jianrouzhijianweitingdishuazheweiboshangdeliuyan,suikoushuo,“xing!gongsineibudazhizuodexinxirangwozuonvyihao,buguo,wobubaozhengzhennengbatamenpeigaoxing。”
“ni!”weiyeqidezhijiebashafakaodianzazaitalianshang,“nizuomengquba!”
“buxiangzuonvyihaodenvyanyuanbushigehaoyanyuan!”
“zheiniantou,xiangzuohaoyanyuan,jiuyaofuchudaijia……nixiangzuozhenjielienv,huijiajiarenshenghaiziqu!”
“jiarenshenghaizi?”zheigehuatibigangcaidehao,jianroulimalailejingshen,“haoya!weiye,niyoumeiyouhaodejieshao?”
“haodeduolequle,nixiangyaogeshenmeyangde,dichandaheng、meilaoban,haishifuerdai?woshouliyiduicunhuo,nengbunengdabaiyuanpeichenggongshangwei,jiukannidele。”
“qishiwodeyaoqiubugao……”tiqijiaren,jianroudeyanshenpiaoxiangheiyedeyinyun,“woxiangyaoyigenanren……jiusuanwobazijigaodeshengminglangjie,jiusuanwobatadesanguanhuideyitahutu,taxiangyaodenvren,shizhongzhiyouwoyige。”
tayizhizaizhao,queshizhongmeiyouyudao。huozheyinggaishuo,zaiyeyubudaole。
tadunledun,weihuqiweidixilekouqi,caijixuyongwusuoweidekouwenshuo:“ruguozheigeshijiehaiyouyigenanrenkeyizheimeduiwo,wolimafangxiaduiyanyishiyezizibujuandezhuiqiu,jitashenghaizi,zuogexiangfujiaozidexianqiliangmu。”
weiyezhengzaiqitoushang,meiyouliuyidaotayongle“haiyou”zheigeci,buxiedibaitayiyan,“niouxiangjuyanduole?!”
jianrouxiaolexiao,benjiunvrenweishizudelianshanggengtianjifenfengqingdeweidao,“ng,yihouniduojiwojiedianwenyipian。”
“……”
weiyedeshouji**xiangqi,tabaozhebisidejuexinjieting,“ng,tatongyiqule,buguo……yougetiaojian,tayaozuoxinxidenvzhujiao……”
dianhualichuanlaiguoduandehuifu,“xing!”
“zheiyexing!”weiyejingdexiaoyanjingdoudengyuanle,“neixieshishenmerena?zheimeyoumianzi。yaobuworangluoqingqu,ta……shenme?!yeshizhongdegongziguoshengri,nageyeshizhong?gaibushi……a?zhenshia!”
jianroudezhijianjiangzhu,wozheshubiaodeshouzhijianjianshoujin。
ruguotameijicuo,yeshizhongzhiyouyigeerzi,jiaoyezhengchen。taheyezhengchenbingbushu,buguo,tayougefaxiaodaoshiyuta……henshu。
xiangqileneigeren,tabianrutongzoushilehunpo,weiyededahoushengtingzaitaerzhong,yijingbiandeweibukewenle,“kuaidianquhuanyifu!bixujiwoqu!”
“……”
“tingdaomeiyou?!nishibushixiangrangwobanidayunletaiqu?!”
zaiweiyede**zhixia,jianroudaodihaishiqufule,xunsudabandehuazhizhaozhanchumen。
……
kongzhongdexuebuzhiheshitingle,dishangdexuequehuazuojingyingtitoudebing,zaimingliangdechedengzhongshandongzhecanrandeguang。
jianroukaizhexinmaidehongsexiaominizaixishudecheliuzhonghuanmanqianxing。tayijingkaidehenman,chezaidaohangshangdezhishibiaozhihaishikuaisuchaozhedingweidemoubieshuxiaoquyuekaoyuejin,jindejihukuaiyaozhonghe。
ludengfeisulveguo,lianchengyidaoxuanlideguangdai。jiuxiangyinianqiandeyiye,talikaiyiyuanshi,nihongdengyezaitayanqianshanguozheiyangguilidesecai。
huangranbujuezhongchesuyuelaiyuekuai,rutongpiaohuerguodefeng。tafangfoyouwendaoletingchechangchaoshideweidao,youkanjianneiliangweizhandeche,haiyoucheshangdeyimoyanhongdeyiqun……
shizilukoudelvdengturanbianchenglehongse,xianxueyibandehong,tamengranjingxing,yonglicaixiachache……
bansuizhecierdechachesheng,tayanqiandejingwuyizhenjisuxuanzhuan,heiye,fenbuqingshitian,haishidi。
yixiaoshihou,weiyefengfenghuohuogandaoyiyuan,yiyanjiukanjianxianxuelinlidejianrou。tayuanbenguangjiedeetouduoleyicunduozhangdeshangkou,zhengzaishenxue,shoubeishangqianzhedejinshusuipianyiyishenghui,yidiyidizhuiluozhexuehong,henshicanburendu……
yishengxiangjitachulishangkou,tajuranrangrenjiadenghuier,qidingshenxiandizainei**,faweibo。
zheigeshihoudoubuwangchaozuoziji,weiyechedifuletadejingyejingshenle。tayaoshikenbazheifenjingyejingshenyonglaitaohaotouzishang,tadeqiantuzaoyiyipianguangming,tayeyongbuzhechengtianjitashoushilantanzi。buguo,youxieshihou,duizheigetangzheyulequanzheitanhunshuihaijianchizouzijixiangzoudelu,jishinongdezijibiantilinshang、xianxuelinli,yeyaojianchiyuanzedenvhaier,taduoshaoyouxielianxide。
fouze,tahebiguantadelantanzi。
“biegenwoshuozheishigeyiwai。”weiyedao,“jiupingnidecheji,ninengzaibaimiwurendedajiezhuangshanghulan?!”
jianrouxiaoxiao,yinweiqiandongshangkou,taxiaodeziyaliezui,bikuhainankan,“suoyi,zheicaijiao……yiwai!”
“ni!nizheiyoushihebini?!”
“youderen,shininingsidoubuyuanyijiande。”
tadehuagangyichukou,zoulanglijiburufeiderenyingzhourantingzaichuzhishidemenwai,yinguodujiaojierjicudehuximanmanbeilazhang,lazhang……
zuizhong,tawushengwuxidizhuanshen,likai。
bizhidebeiyingzouyuan,jianroucaimanmandixiatou,jixushuaxinweiboshangdeliuyan。
yitiaoxindepinglunchuxianzaitashoushangdezhaopianxiafang,“meiyourenzhidenibazijishangchengzheiyang。”
tazaicitaitou,renyingzaoyixiaoshihaojiu,zhishengxiawurendezoulang,kongkongdangdang。
第三幕
youderen,ningsidoubuyuanyijian,bingbudaibiaodaosidoubuhuijian。zhuzaitongyigechengshi,youtongyangzhanzaidenghuolanshanchudelianggeren,xiangyaobujian,sihutainan。
biru……bujiuhoudemouyitian,yeshifenshouhoudediernian。
meiyoutonggao,meiyoufanjudeyewan,shijianhuibiandemanzhangyounandafa,couqiaowangluoyouchulewenti,jianroujianchibuxiedishilewushubian,haishizenmeyeshangbulewang!
wunaizhixia,tazhinengzaiqidianshifenzheimehuangjindeshiduan,paolebeijianfeichazuozaishafashangkandianshi。rucihuangjindeshiduan,tanazheyaokongqihuanlengepindaozhihou,renmingdixuanzeletaobibuledexinwen。
bansuizhezhuboduihuiyineirongdejieshao,jingtouyunsuyidong,jiangzhenggekongkuangdedahuitangquanjinghesuoyoudecanhuirenyuanchengxianleyifan。
moranjian,tabuzhuodaoyigenanrenshensuichenjideceying,shouzhongdechabeimengdiyihuang,jidiguntangdeshuidiluozaitashoushang,taquesihaomeiyouganjuedaoyiyangderedu,shixianjinjinsuodingzhedianshipingmu。
huoxusheyingshiyezaiyipiantoufaxishao、yuweiwenzhongduodegaoguanzhongfaxianleshanguangdian,texiejingtoudinggezaineigenanrenshenshang。tachenjingdizuozaibeiguangdeweizhi,youshouniezheyidiebaisedewenjian,mosedexiushenxizhuang,weichuideheifa,yunzangzheruilideheimouzhuanzhudikanzhewenjian。zheihuamianfenmingzhiyoushenchendeheibaise,queyaoyandeyouxieciyan。
yanjingbeicidejutong,taxunsunaqiyaokongqihuantai。kexitawangle,zheishiqidiandangdexinwen,huanletaiquehuanbudiaopingmushangderen。
yuanlai,zheijiushisuoweidemoranhuishou,denghuolanshan。
tayikouzhizaixiongkoudeqihaimeiyoutuchu,menlingxiangle。
keshimenlingmohudexiaopingmuzhong,jingranyexianshizhehedianshishangxiangtongdenanren,zhishizaizoulangshengkongdengdezhishexia,tayoulesecai,jiuxiangheibaidianyinglituranchuxiandeyimoliuguangyicai。
tadelianbanchuizhe,fasiqiadaohaochu,lingluandichuizaieqian,zhiluchuqingmindebochun。shenhuisedechenshansongleliangkekouzi,qianmaisedejilizailingkoulvejianyiban。tadeyoushoudizaitademenshang,yixiusongsongwangao,xinwenlichuandemosedexizhuangdazaibeiwanli,rengyanshibuzhuxiaobeixushidaifadeliliang,haoxiangsuishidouhuijiangtajinguzaiqiangshidehuaizhong。
jianroudeshouzhibuyouzizhudiluozaimensuoshang,kewanglewangtaqiangjiandetipo,zaifanguanzijiyoushouleyiquandexiaotige,tamashangshouhuilezhunbeikaimendeshou。
“youshima?”tadeshengyinlengruohanbing。
tingdaotadeshengyin,tataiqitou,yuanbenshenyunruilideheimoubeizuiyiranchenglemiluan,xuebodechunjiaoqingqingyangqi,qianchubuyichajuedexiaoyi,“wolaiquwodedongxi。”
“nizaojiubadongxidounazoule。”
“wohuiquzixikanle,shaoleyiyang。”
tamingmingyijingbashuyutadedongxidoudabaohao,rangtanazoule,napayizhangzhi,“shaoleshenme?”
“你!”
“……”
xinhenhendizhanleyizhan,tazaiyeshuobuchuhua,zhijuedecishideta,wanquanyugangcaixinwenzhonglengjingzichidenanrenpanruoliangren。tabunengdakaizheishanmen,yinweizheishanmenyidandakai,tajiuzaiyemeibanfajiangtajuzhimenwaile。
menlingzaiyicixiangqi,dingdongshengzheneryulong,jianrounazheshouji,guoduanbodalesangeshuzi——110。
banxiaoshihou,tingwenyouzuiguisaoraonvyanyuandeyiganjingchahuosugandao,yigegezhifubiting,zhengqilinran。keshi,dangtamenyansurenzhendijianchalemenwaineigesuoweizuiguideshenfenzheng、gongzuozhengzhihou,tamendelianshangtongshichuxianchayideshense。mianmianxiangquleyifanzhihou,tamenlianshengshuozhe:“duibuqi,wuhui,yichangwuhui。”
ranhou,tamenbilaideshihougengxunsudixiaoshile……
jimodeye,tayutamianduimianzhanlexujiu,zhongjiangezheyidaoshizhongmeiyoukaiqidemen。
diertian,jianroudingzhedadadeheiyanquanqushijing,yiwaidifaxiandenghoushijingdemeinvmenquanranduishijingmobuguanxin,douzaireqingyangyiditanlunzhetongyigehuati:zuowanxinwenshangneigeqichangqiangdadenanshenjiujingshihefangshensheng?!
tamaitoukuxinzuanyanjuben。
buliao,jubenhenkuaibeimanyantaohuasedeluoqingyibaduozou,“qin,nizuowankanqidiandangdexinwenmeiyou?”
tajiandingdiyaotou,“nizhidaode,wokanbudong。”
“ai,taikexile,zuowandexinwenshangmaochulegeshuaige,bu,bushishuai,shiqichang,xiaoyuzhouyiyangdeqiangdaqichang……wogangennidadu,tajueduibushiyibanren。”
“wobugennidu,yibanrennanengshangxinwen?”taduohuijuben,jixubeitaici。
luoqingzezuozaitapangbianwanershouji,shibushiyijingyizhadilachetagongtongfenxiang。tasuiyipielepie,luntanshangbudantiechucongxinwenshangjielaidetupianheshipin,xiamianhaigenzheyitiaojiezheyitiaoderenrousousuoxinxi。
tahualilideshenjiabeijingpuguang,guoranshanxialewanqianshaonvdeyanqiu,ziranyebaokuoluoqing,“nikankan,wojiushuotabushiyibanrenma!”
jianroubuyoudegankai,yuqifanzhesuan,“ai,nishuowomenyanguozheimeduodeyingshiju,suishuobushizhuyaoyanyuan,yemeishaocanyu,zheimeduoniandoumeijianyourenbawomenbaguadezheimegaoxiaochedi。tabuguoshizaixinwenshangwushengwuxiluyilulian,jiunenghuochengzheiyang。”
“neishiyinweitabushiyanyuan,shixianshibandenanyihao。”
“哦,原来如此。”
zirenwufuxiaoshounvyihaodejianrouzaijixudujuben,shenrupouxirenwuxingge。
……
liangtianhou,bagualuntanshangguanyutadetieziyiyezhijianxiaoshidewuyingwuzong,“baidudaniang”shangzaiyesousuobudaoyuguanjiancipipeidewangye。raner,zaiwanqianshaonvxinzhongzhongxiadedu,daodishiwuyaokejiede。
zhiyuzheizhongdudehuimiexing,kanleluoqingbiannenglvezhiyier。
zaipengyoudekafeiguanxiaozuoleyixiawu,luoqingdehuatijiumeiyoupianliguoneiwei**bande“nanyihao”。jianrouzhiweixiaotingzhe,bufayiyan,shibushikankanwaimianhundundetiandi。
huihuangdeweichenximilingluandixuanfuzaikongqizhong,zhetianbiri,haoxianglianrenxindoubeimengbile。
qingliangdeyancaoweidaopubierlai,jianrouzhuanhuilian,zhijianluoqingdianleyizhiyan,yanshenjiebaixianxi,sanfazheyizhongsicengxiangshideyouyoubohexiang。
beizheizhongweidaoguhuole,tabuyouzizhujiangzhuoshangdechunbaiseyanhenaguolai,conglimianniechuyizhi,dianran。
kongqizhongmimanzheboheheyancaohunhedeweidao,huibaisedeyanwuzhong,zheiweidaorangtaxiangqihenjiuyiqiandeyitian。tasuanruanwulidifuzaitadexiongtangshang,beitaduyoudeqixibaowei,“nishenshangzenmeyouyanweier?nichouyanma?”
“嗯。”
tayaranwen:“weishenmewoconglaimeijiannichouguoyan?”
taweihezheyanda:“woyougeduyidefaxiaogaosuwo,ershouyanduinvrenweihaihenda,huijiasupifushuailao,haikenengdeaizhenghexinxueguanjibing。weilewowanniandexingfu,wojuedingzainishenbianjinyan。”
“keshi,nimeiyouyanyinma?yaoshixiangchouzenmeban?”
“zheiyangjiubuxiangle……”tafanshenjiangtayazaishenxia,chunshenshenwenshangta……
congtianmidehuiyizhongjuexing,jianroujiangshouzhongdeyanfangzaishuangchunjianshenxiyikou,yanqixijinfeilizaimeiyouleqingliangdexiangwei,quanshiqiangrendekula,tubuchuyanbuxia。taqiangdejukebuzhi,kedeyanjinghongle,shile,haishizhibuzhu。
tayongwumengmengdeyishuangyankanzheduimiandeluoqing,“xiangxinwo,zheiyangdenanrenshiduyao,zhongduzhihou,wuyaokejie。”
luoqingquanranbuzaiyi,jixutunyuntuwu,“wobabudetakuaidiandusiwoni!”
第四幕
mangliudeshijianzongshihenkuai,yizhuanyan,jianrouyouzaijuzuhaolebannianshiguang。
yanyiquanshigehenqimiaodequanzi,xiangyaozhanzaigaochu,jiuyaobujifuchu,yikebutingdinuliwangshangpa,raner,xiangyaobeimaizangjinwanjiebufudeshenyuan,yixizugou。
genledabanniandexinxishangyingle,suiranjuqingtuota,guanzhongfanxianghenbuhao,nanyihaohenvyihaodoumeirenguanzhu,danshiyanbeiqingnverhaodejianrou,quepingjiezhetacuirenleixiadeyanjihechuchudongrendeyouyu,fuhuolewushunanrendelinghun。
dianshijubowanzhihou,tadeguanzhuduyurijuzeng,bushaodaiyanhepianyuefenzhitalai。
yankanzhejiushizouhongdejiezoule,pianpianjiuzaizheigeshihou,ashiyiweifushangweiguibeizhuadexiaoxibaochu,jiubupashierdademoubaguazazhijuedisanchizhaochulejianrouhezheiweifushangdeheying,haobulinxidibafengmianhesanzhangcaiyeliujita,haishengqingbingmaodibianzuanleyiduandichandahengyusanliunvxingbukanrumude“hunwaiqing”。
jielezheiweifushangde“weiming”,zazhidamai,jianrouyetiyanleyihui“yiyechengming”dehoudai。
qichu,tameidanghuishier,zhidangyuleyuledazhong,zengjiadianzhimingdujiusuanle。meixiangdao,zhengchouzhejinqimeiyoujingbaobaguakeyiduorenyanqiudegouzimenyiwofengsidekaishiwa“neimu”,gezhongliuyanfeiyujiezhongerzhi,wangluoshanggengshibatazheige“huoguoyangmindexiaosan”madetiwuwanfu。
fenmingshijingjigongsianpaidefanju,tazenmedoutuicibudiao,caibudebuyingchouleneiweifushangyici,xianrujindongchuangshifa,jingjigongsiyiju“chunshuyirendesishi”,bazerentuideyiganerjing,erta,zhenshitangzheyezhongqiang,sibumingmu。
weiyezaiweihuta,tadaodishigejingjiren。gongsibuchumian,tayewunengweili,zhinengyanzhengzhengkanzhetaduonianlaizaiyinmushangjianlidemeihaoxingxiangqingkejianhuiyuyidan。
weiyejianyitalengchuli,rangtaduanshijianbuyaolumian,tazhihaotiantianduozaijiali,liangaoshaodoubuganquyiyuan,haiyaobaozhenuanshuidaiyongruowuqishideshengyingaosuyuanzaiduolunduodejiaren:“wohenhao,neixiechuanwendoushiweilegangshangyingdedianshijuchaozuo……”
neishitazuinanaodejitian,meitiankanzhewangshangdequanbufuzerendewumie,bifennugengduodeshiyoulv,danxinzijiheyiqianneixieyugaoguanqianchedenvxingyiyang,yiheidaodi,zaiyemeiyoudianshijuyan,zaiyemeiyouguanggaokeyijie。taduoniandenulijiucizangsongdaoshiwusuowei,kejianjiedushudexuefeigaizenmeban?jimamaxinmaidefangzidaikuanyaozenmehai?
kenengshitazheigeshierdongjingnaodeyoudiandale,yinqilejingfangdezhuyi,jingfangkaishidiaochatayufushangshifouyouliyijiuge。suizhejingfangdiaochashenru,tahefushangzhijiandeguanxibeichengqing,yiqiezaituranzhijianfenghuiluzhuan。xingneiyijiahenyouweiwangdebaozhibangtachengqinglezhenxiang,fanjushanggongyindezhaopian,neibuguoshichuyushejiaolijie,paizhaoliunianeryi。
taweibodeguanzhuchengbeiwangshangzeng,yourentitabuping,yeyoubushaokankexixubuyi,rendingzheiyoushiyigegaoduandechaozuo,gengyouquanneirenbazheicishijiandangzuoyigesanliudenvyanyuanchenggongyuejuerxiandejuejiaanli。
zhiyoutazheigeqinshenjingliguoderencaizhenzhengtihuidao,zheidiyuyutiantangdeyixianzhige。
shiqingpingxihou,tawenweiyezhibuzhidaozheigenizhuandeyuanyou,weiyeyeshiyitouwushuishuo:“henmingxian,zheishiyourenzaibangni,zhiyushishei,nizaihaohaoxiangxiang,nirenshiderenlisheiyouzheigebenshi。”
taxianglaixiangqu,tarenshiderenli,yejiushitadeshaodongjiatianshichuanmeidegongzigeyueqifeinengzuodao。yushitateyibeilehouliqucanjiayueqifeidehunli,shunbianganxietabujiqianxian,chushouxiangjiu。
jieguoyueqifeilengbingbinghuiletayiju,“wojiusuanxiangbangni,yeweibiyouzheigenengli,genghekuang,woyagenjiubuxiangbangni。”
“呃!当我没说。”
tahuitoutulianzhunbeilikai,youtingjianyueqifeibulengburedeshengyinchuanlai,“wotingshuojingfanghaijierudiaochale?nizheidianposhier……”
jianrouzhuanleyibandeshenzijiangzhile。
yueqifeiyoushuo:“taweinishizhendefeilebushaoxinsi……yiwokan,niburucongleba。”
“wojiusuancongleni,yebuhuicongta!”
“a!shima?!nizenmebuzaoshuo?”
“zaoshuo?nengzenmeyang?”tapieleyanyishenchunbaihunshadehaomenqianjin,chaozheyueqifeipaolegewumeideyanshen,“jintiandenvzhujiaohuishiwoma?!”
tamozhexiabashensiyifan,“wokeyiwanliangnianjiehun。”
“多谢厚爱!”
tatuozheyaoyedequnbailikaihunlixianchang,meiyouhuitou,suoyitameikandaoyueqifeijuanlianbushedemuguangjiujiumeiyoushouhui。
第五幕
zicongjinglilezheiciyuanan,jianrouhenrongxingbeixuduodaoyanrenshile,yanyishiyechuxianlemingxiandezhuanzhe。jingjirenweiyebangtajiedepianziyuelaiyueduo,chuleyigejuzuyoujinyigejuzu,zaijiaosedexijurenshengzhong“huole”jifan,bianshiliangnianguoqule。
huoxushijingliduolexilidebeihuanlihe,tajianjianxuehuileyiwang。jibianxuduowangbuledewangshi,yezhidangyanleyichangyijingshaqingdexi,xiluomule,gushiyejiujiejule。zongranbushitasuoqiwangdejieju,yenengtanranjieshoule。
suoyi,tatingjianluoqingshenlinqijingbantanlunqimourenzhimingdexiyinli,yenenggouyixiaozhizhi,zhidangzijishigejuwairen。
tayiweiqianchoujiuhenyijinghuazuoyunyan,zhidaotamenfenshouhoudediwunian,yichangduobibujidexiangyu。
guojijiudianguangmangcuicandeguanguangdiantimenqian,dalishidedimianfanzhexishuibantongtoudeboguang,tazhanzaishangmianhuranyouzhongjijiangchennidebuanquangan,zheizhongganjueyuelaiyueqianglie。bolimenhuanhuankaiqi,jianroumaibuzoujindianti,caifaxianxiaxiaodekongjianlihaiyouyigeshuxiderenying,chennidebuanquanganzhenqiedixilai。
jiranwuluketao,tazhinengruowuqishidaishangguccixinkuandemojing,zhuanxinzhizhikanzhewaimiandedoushifanhua。
diantiyiluxiaxing。gezhezaohongsedejingpian,jianroumubuxieshikanzheqianfang,danyirankeyiganshoudaoyidaomuguangsiwujidandisaoguotadelian,banluodexiangjian,yanzhejinshenduanqunbaoguochudequxianyiluxiangxia……zuihoutingliuzaiduanqunwufayangaizhudexiaotuishang。
naibuzhuhoulongdeganse,taqingkeyisheng。
taweixiaozhejiangshixianyihuitadelian,“zenme?yingchouwanle?”
tadangranmingbaitaneijuyiweishenzhangde“yingchou”daibiaoshenme,huitayigegengaimeideshengyin,“hebimingzhiguwenni?”
“jiebujieyitouluyixia,nidejiamashiduoshao?”
这人……
xinghaoyoumojingzhezhutamaohuodeyanjing,tacainengjixuzhuangdanran,“woyibanbushouqian,zhikanduifangjiwoshenmeyangdejiaose。”
dingdongyisheng,yiloudaole,tayizuikuaisuduchongxiangdiantimen。
taquegengkuaitayibudangzailediantimenqian,“zhiyaorangniyannvyihao,sheidoukeyima?”
chongdongshimogui,zheishiyijuzhilimingyan。dengdaotaxiangqizheijuhuadeshihou,bugaishuodehuayijingtuokouerchule。
“dangran,yebaokuoni!”
——序幕完——
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