快穿：踹掉恋爱脑，我回家当团宠
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zeze，zheirennaili，haitingnengkang？bukuishinengkao“guqi”hebaizhoudenanzhujiao。
tamanyouyoudishouhuizijineigen“jingui”deshizhi，youcongxiaobaolichouchuyizhangxindeshijin——zheicishidaizhedandanmeiguixiangqide——zizixixi、yigenshouzhiyigenshouzhidicashizhe，fangfogangcaipengdaodebushikafeibei，ershishenmeshenghuawuranyuan。
“aiya，xuyongtongxue，nizheiliansezenmezheimenankan？”tashengyintiandefani，daizheyizhongkeyide、jugaolinxiadeguanxin，“gaibuhui…shijuedewoshuodebuduiba？haishishuo…zheikafeiguandeguiju，lianshihuadouburangshuole？”
xuyongmengditaiqitou，neishuangyanjinglishaozhedehuomiaojihuyaopenchulai，sisididingzaisuqinghelianshang。tazuichunminchengyitiaojiangyingdezhixian，xiongkoujulieqifuleliangxia，yingshicongyafenglijichujigezi：“su**，ruguoninbushilaixiaofeide，qingnin…likai。”
shengyinyayidefazhan，meiyigezidouxiangshiconghoulongshenchumochulaide。
“likai？”suqinghexiangshitingdaoleshenmetiandadexiaohua，hongchunyigou，fachuyishengduancude、chongmanchaonongdeqingxiao，“xuyongtongxue，zheijiushinidedaikezhidao？wohaodaiyesuanshinide…laoshurenba？”taguyizai“laoshuren”sangezishangjialezhongyin，manyidikandaoxuyongdelianseyouheileyiceng。
【yanzhongjinggao！mubiaorenwu‘xuyong’yanezhiyitupoanquanyuzhi！chiqingrenshechedibengta！qingsuzhulike！like！caiqubujiucuoshi！fouzejiangchufachengfajizhi！】xitongdeshengyinyijingjianruidaoshizhen，bansuizhezizilaladedianliuzaoyin，chaodesuqinghetaiyangxuedouzaitiao。
chaosile！suqinghezaixindifanlegejudadebaiyan。zheipoxitong，biguangchangwudamadeyinxianghaifanren。
“bujiu？xinga。”tazainaozililanyangyangdihuiyingxitong，“wozheibushizaibujiuma。”talianshangneidianxujiadexiaorongshunjianshoudeganganjingjing，huanshangyizhonggengzhijie、gengbinglengdebunaifan。tabuzaikanxuyongneizhangkuaiyaoqizhadelian，muguangtiaotidisaoguobataishangneixielianjiadebolitangguan、yinzhekafeiguanlogodezhijinhe，zuihouluohuixuyongshenshangneijianxidefahuideweiqunshang。
“ze，”tayouzeleyisheng，yinliangbuda，danzaisijidekafeiguanliqingxidezhaer，“zheihuanjing…zheidangci…queshipeibushangwodepinwei。suanle。”taxiangshishishebanhuilehuishou，neigexiangmansuizuandexiaobaozaitabeiwanlihuangchuyidaociyandeguang。
“yibeibingmeishi。yaozuiguidedouzi，shuangfennongsuo。”tabaochuyaoqiu，yuqisuiyidexiangzaidianyibeibaikaishui，“jide，beizi…jiwoyongnimendianli‘zuiliang’deneige。”tateyizai“zuiliang”lianggezishangjialezhongyin，yanshenyiyousuozhidipiaoleyiyanxuyongshoulizuanzhedemobu。
xuyongdezhiguanjieniedesibai，jihuyaobaneikuaikeliandemobujiaosui。tashenxileyikouqi，xiangshizaiyongjinquanshenliqiyazhizhejijiangpenfadehuoshan，mengdizhuanshenqucaozuokafeiji，dongzuodadedaiqiyizhenfeng，kafeijidejinshubujianfachukuangdangyishengxiang。
suqinghexinlilekailehua。yanezhi？yaodejiushizheige！yanezhilamancaihao！zuihaorangtakanjiantajiuxiangtu，litayueyuanyuehao！zhiyuchiqingrenshe？he，sheishuochiqingjiubunengshi“chiqing”dizhaocha、“chiqing”direrenyanle？tasuqinghedui“chiqing”delijie，jiushizheimeqinglituosu！
【luojichongtu…zhongxinjisuan…xingweimoshiyuhexinguanjianci‘chiqing’pipeidudiyu5%…chengfajizhizhunbeizhong…】xitongdedianziyinduanduanxuxu，chongmanlehunluandezayin，xianggekuaiyaobaofeidelaojiushouyinji。
“pipeidudi？”suqinghezainaozilichixiao，“nidonggechuizi！wozheijiao‘aizhishen，zezhiqie’！dongbudong？jiushiyinweiwotai‘zaiyi’tale，caibunengkanzhetazaizheipokafeiguanli‘duoluo’，yongzheimeliezhidebeizi‘wuru’kafei！wozheishizaibianceta！ducutajinbu！rangtazhidaoshenmejiaozhenzhengde‘gediao’！dongbudongshenmejiaogaojide‘chiqing’？nigetiegedadonggepiderenleifuzaqinggan！”
tazheiyitaowailixieshuo，luojizhiqingqi，jiaoduzhidiaozuan，zhijiebaxitongganmengle。neijianruidejingbaoshenghechengfadaojishijuranguiyidikazhule，zhishengxiaweiruode、duanduanxuxudedianliuzizisheng，xiangshizaijinxingyichangjiqijiannandeluojiyunsuan。
suqinghexinlideyidihengleyisheng。gaoding！duifuzheizhongsibandechengxu，jiudeyongmofadabaimofa！tazhaolegekaochuang、shiyejuejiadeweizhizuoxia，zitaiyouyadidieqishuangtui，xiangzhiyonglanyoujinguidebosimao。bingmeishihenkuaibeiyigezhanzhanjingjingdefuwuyuansongleshanglai，yongdeguoranshidianlikanqilaizuixin、zuiganjingdeyigebeizi。
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xuyongzheikuaiyouchouyouyingdeshitousuanshichubu“gonglve”le——suirangonglvefangxiangshichaozhe“yane”yilukuangben。danrenwumubiaokeshiyoulianggea！guangrangxuyongtaoyantahaibugou，haidebaneigebaiyueguanglinweiweiye“anpai”shang。yuanqingjieli，zheiliangkeshiyaolijingbozhe、zuihouheshang“zhenaibaizhou”dekumingyuanyang。
suqinghemilemiyan。chaicpma，guangdajinanzhujiaokebuxing，nvzhujiaozheibianyedexiadiangongfu。deranglinweiweiye“shenke”tihuidao，genzhexuyongzheizhong“youguqi”denanren，rizineng“jingcai”daoshenmechengdu。shunbianma…yederangta“jianshijianshi”，zhenzhengdehaomenshenghuoshishenmeyangzide。bupabushihuo，jiupahuobihuoma！
yige“edu”danjiqiyouxiaodejihuazaitanaohailixunsuchengxing，zuijiaobuyouzizhudigouqiyisijiaoxiayoubinglengdehudu。
tayouyadifangxiakafeibei，naqishouji。yuanzhudetongxunlulirenbuduo，tahenkuaifandaole“linweiwei”demingzi。touxiangshiyizhangzaiyangguangxiamiyanxiaodecelian，kanqilaihenqingchun，daizhedianxiaobaihuaderouruogan。
suqinghezhijianqingdian，bianjileyitiaoduanxin。yuqineijiaoyige“reqingyangyi”，chongmanle“jiemeiqingshen”：
【weiweimeimei！zaimangma？haojiubujianla！jintianzailandiaoshiguangkandaonijiaxuyongle，gongzuokerenzhenleni！kanzhenimenliang，zhenshilangcainvmao，taibanpeile！tebieshinimenshenshangneiguzi…ng…qingfengliangjiedejinger！zhenshixianshapangren！zhongwuyoukongma？jiejieqingnichigefan？】
taba“qingfengliangjie”sigezidadegewaiyongli，fangfogezhepingmudounengchuandichumouzhongweimiaodefengci。dianji，fasong。
suqingheshufudiwanghoukaojinrouruandeshafayibei，zhijianzaishoujipingmushangqingqingqiaozhe。yangguangtouguobolichuangsazaitashenshang，nuanyangyangde。tayidiandoubudanxinlinweiweihuijujue。genjuyuanzhulingsuidejiyi，linweiweijiajingputong，youdianxiaoxurong，duisuqinghezheizhongdingjihaomenqianjin，neixinshenchushijixianmuyouyoudianxiangkaojindefuzaxintai。zheizhong“shihao”，tahennanjujue。
guoran，meiguojifenzhong，shoujipingmuliangle。
【qinghejietaikeqila！wozhongwuganghaoyoukongni！(xiaolian)】
yuershanggoule。suqinghehongchunweigou，liluodihuifuleshijianhedidian——shizhongxinxinkaideyijiagaoduanwanghongxicanting，yihuanjingyouya、jiagesiguihexuyaotiqianyigeyueyuyueerwenming。dangran，zheiduisuqinghelaishuo，yigedianhuajigegezhulijiunenggaoding。
gaodinglinweiweizheibian，suqinghexinqingdahao。taduanqineibeizhiheleyixiaobandebingmeishi，zitaiyouyadizhanqishen，zhunbeilikaizheige“peibushangtagediao”dekafeiguan。linzouqian，muguang“bujingyi”diyousaoxiangbatai。
xuyongbeiduizheta，zhengyonglidicashizhekafeijidezhengqipentou，jianbangbengdejinjinde，dongzuodaizheyiguyayidehenjing，fangfocadebushijiqi，ershimougerendelian。
suqinghewushengdixiaole。taguyicaizhetaneishuangxigaogen，xiegenqiaojiguangjiededimian，fachuqingcuiyoujiezouganshizude“da、da、da”sheng，xiangmouzhongshenglidexiaogudian，yiluqiaodaolemenkou。
sijizaoyigongjingdilakaichemen。suqinghewanyaozuojinbinlihouzuo，zhenpizuoyidechuganshushiwubi。tashufuditanlekouqi，nachushouji，diankaiqianzhishexiangtou，diaozhengjiaodu，duizhezijineizhangwuketiaotidelianheshenhoukafeiguandidiaodanxingmudezhaopai“landiaoshiguang”，kacayisheng。
tashuliandidiankaipengyouquan，xuantu，bianjiwenan。zhijianfeiwu，yixingzihenkuaidalechulai：
【ai，xinmaide**kuanshouliandaizhehaozhonge，shouwandousuanle。haishiweiweimeimeizijibiandeneizhongxiaoqingxinshouhuanhao，youqingqiaoyoutuosu，tebiepeitaneizhongbushirenjianyanhuodeqizhi~xianmu！(aixin)】
peitushitade**，zhongdianjujiaozaitaxianxishouwanshangneitiaoyoudingjizuanshihebojinxiangqianercheng、shejifanfuhualidaoshanxiayandezuanshishoulianshang。kafeiguandezhaopaizaibeijinglixuhua，danzugourangrenrenchudidian。
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suqinghemanyidifangxiashouji，xiangxiangzhelinweiweikandaozheitiaopengyouquanshi，lianshangneidianqiangchengdexiaoronghuiruheyidiandianjiangying、suilie。xianmu？he，xianmujiuduile！xianmuneixieqingpiaopiaodebianzhishouhuan？haishixianmutasuqingheshouwanshangyadehuangdezuanshi？
binlipingwendihuirucheliu。suqinghekaozaiyibeishang，bimuyangshen。xitongneidianweiruodezizishenghaizainaoziliwangudixiangzhe，xianggebuganxindebeijingyin。
【xingweiluoji…maodun…zhongxinpingguzhong…‘chiqing’dingyi…kuozhankenengxing…】
suqinghezaixindihengleyisheng。pingguquba，sijilezuihao。tasuqinghede“chiqing”lushu，jiushibuzouxunchanglu！
zhongwushierdianzheng，suqinghezhunshitajinleneijiayuyuedounanqiudegaodangxicanting。shuijingdiaodengzheshezhecuicanguangmang，kongqizhongmimanzhegaojixiangfenheshiwuyourendexiangqi，chuanzhekaojiudefuwushengwushengerxunjiedichuansuo。tayiyanjiukandaolekaochuangweizhizuozhedelinweiwei。
linweiweijintianxianranshijingxindabanguode。yitiaosuyadebaiselianyiqun，lianshanghualedanzhuang，toufaroushundipizaijianshang，nulixiangrongruzheihuanjing，danyanshenlineidianjujinhehaoqihaishixieluletadediqibuzu。tamianqianzhifangleyibeiningmengshui。
kandaosuqinghezoulai，linweiweilikezhanqishen，lianshangzhankaiyigeyoudianjinzhangdexiaorong：“qinghejie！”
“aiya，weiweimeimei，denghenjiuleba？”suqinghereqingdiyingshangqu，jilelinweiweiyigeqingqingde、daizheangguixiangshuiweidetiemianli——dongzuobiaozhundexiangshishangzazhishangdemingyuanjiaoxue。tashunshizuoxia，zitaishuzhan，fangfozheilishitajiaketing。
“meiyoumeiyou，woyegangdao。”linweiweilianmangshuo，muguangquebuyouzizhudibeisuqinghesuishoufangzaizhuoshangdeneigezuanshixiaobaoxiyin，youfeikuaidipiaoleyiyansuqingheshouwanshangneitiaozaicantingdengguangxiagengjiacuicanduomudezuanshishoulian，yanshenlifeikuaidilveguoyisiyanxianhezicanxinghui。
suqinghejiazhuangmeikanjian，zhaolaifuwusheng，shuliandidiancan。tadiandequanshicaidanshangzuigui、mingzizuihuashaodezhaopaicai，haiteyiwenlinweiwei：“weiweimeimei，zheilideheisongluheniubucuo，yaobuchangchang？e，duile，wojidenixihuanchiqingdande？tamenjiade‘youjishishuqingtangpeibaisonglubopian’yehen‘tuosu’。”taba“tuosu”lianggeziyaodegewaiqingxi。
linweiweikanzhecaidanshangneilingrenzashedejiage，lianweiweifabai，lianmangbaishou：“buyongbuyong，qinghejie，wo…wosuibianchidianjiuhao。”
“aiya，genwokeqishenme！”suqinghebuyoufenshuo，zhijietitadianleneidaoangguidetangheyifenjingzhidehaixianyimian。
dengcandejianxi，suqinghekaishiletade“biaoyan”。
“weiweimeimei，”tashentiweiweiqianqing，lianshangdaizheyizhongjiqizhenchengde“zantan”，“woshizhenxianmunihexuyongdeganqing！nimenliang，jianzhijiushixianshibandetonghuagushi！”tayuqikuazhang。
linweiweiyouxiebuhaoyisidixiaolexiao：“qinghejiebiexiaohuawole…”
“zenmehuishixiaohuani！”suqinghelikefanbo，shengyinbagaoleyidian，yindepangbianzhuodekerencemu，“nikankanxuyong，duo‘youguqi’deyigenanren！ningyuanzaikafeiguanduanpanzi，yebukenjieshouwogedeyidian‘bangzhu’。”takeyijiazhongle“bangzhu”lianggezi，daizhedianweimiaodefengci。
“nizhidaoma？”tayadishengyin，xiangshifenxiangshenmemimi，“wogeqianjitianhaigenwoshuo，tagongsicangkuneibianquegezhuguan，kanzaiyiqiantongxuefenshang，xiangwenwenxuyongyuanbuyuanyiqushishi。jieguonicaizenmezhe？”suqingheguyitingdunleyixia，kanzhelinweiweishunjianjinzhangqilaidelian。
“nijiaxuyonga，”suqinghetanletanshou，yilian“bukesiyi”dewanxi，“zhijiejiujujuele！shuoshenme‘buxuyaoshishe’！zezeze，zheiguqi！zheiqijie！jianzhile！”tashuqidamuzhi，yanshenquexiangcuilebing，“wojiushuoma，xiangxuyongzheiyang‘qingfengliangjie’denanren，yejiuweiweimeimeinizheiyang‘bumuxurong’denvhaicaipeideshang！nimenliang，juepei！yidingyaosuosi！qianwanqianwanbiebeishisudetongchouqijiwuranle！”
tazheiyifanhua，mingzheshikuazan，andilimeiyigezidouxiangxiaodaozi，jingzhundizhazailinweiweizuimingandedifang。guqi？qijie？bumuxurong？suosi？bubeishisuwuran？
linweiweilianshangdexiaorongchedijiangzhule，nazheshuibeideshouzhibuzijuedishoujin。takanzhesuqingheneizhangzhuangrongjingzhi、xiemanyouyuegandelian，tingzhetakouzhongneixie“zanmei”decihui，zailianxiangdaoxuyongneiguzhidejujueheyanxiadejiongpo，haiyoupengyouquanlineitiaociyandezuanshishoulian…
yigunanyiyanyudebiequhekusemengdiyongleshanglai。tazhanglezhangzui，xiangshuodianshenmefanbo，quefaxianhoulongxiangshibeishenmeduzhule。suqinghedehua，xiangyimianniuqudejingzi，zhaochuletahexuyongzhijianneikansimeihaoshizechenzhongde“zhenai”beihou，**luodexianshikunjing。
tadixiatou，dingzhebeizilihuangdongdeningmengpian，ganjuezuiliyipiansuanse，liandaizhegangcaiduizheijiagaojicantingdexinqigan，doumengshangleyicenghuipupudeyinying。
jiuzaizheishi，suqinghedeshoujipingmuliangleqilai。tapieleyiyan，laidianxianshishi“ge”。
suqinghezuijiaoneimoezuojudechengbandexiaoyigengshenle。tanaqishouji，duizheliansenankandelinweiweiluchuyigebaoqiandexiaorong：“buhaoyisiweiweimeimei，wogedianhua，gujishiwenwozainani，chagangni。”taguyishuodeqinniyouwunai，ranhouanxialejietingjian。
“wei，ge？”suqinghedeshengyinshunjianqiehuanchengyizhongdaizhediansajiaodetianni，hegangcaimianduilinweiweishide“reqing”jieranbutong，“ng，zaichifanni…genweiweimeimeiyiqi…dui，jiuneigelinweiwei…aiya，zhidaolazhidaola，meiluanpao…shenme？nicharenjiabeijingganmaya？…e，xingbaxingba，nisudazongcaishuolesuan…ng，guale，baibai~”
tagualedianhua，duizhelinweiweiwunaidisongsongjian，yuqidaizhedianxiaobaoyuan，queyoutouzhebeichongnidejiaozong：“nikan，fansile。wogeneirenjiuzheiyang，guandetebiekuan。tingshuowogennichifan，feiyaochachanibeijing，shuoshenme‘bieshenmerendouwangshenbiancou’…ze，caoxinming！”
linweiweidelianseshunjianbiandecanbai。chatabeijing？bieshenmerendouwangshenbiancou？
suqinghequexiangshimeikanjiantadeshitai，naqidaocha，zitaiyouyadiqiezhegangshangzhuodedingjiheniu，manyouyoudibuleyiju，shengyinbuda，quexiangzhongchuizazailinweiweixinshang：
“buguoa，getazheicikendingbaicaoxin。weiweimeimeinizheime‘danchunshanliang’，yougenxuyongneime‘qingbijinjian’，nengyoushenmewenti？duiba？”
linweiweiniezhechazideshouzhi，zhijieyinweiyonglierfanchuqingbai。takanzhepanzilijingzhideshiwu，turanjuedeyidianweikoudoumeiyoule。suqingheneikansisuiyidehuayu，xiangyizhangwuxingdewang，daizhe“guqi”、“zhenai”、“danchun”、“bumuxurong”zheixiehualiyouchenzhongdebiaoqian，jiangtalaolaozhaozhu，rangtajihuchuanbuguoqilai。