坑爹系统想卡我？巧了，我预判了！
《坑爹系统想卡我？巧了，我预判了！》 小说介绍
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《坑爹系统想卡我？巧了，我预判了！》 第1章 免费试读
【mianzeshengming：shuzhongdexuexiaoshidaxue，yunanzhuyouguanxidenvxingjiaosequanbunianman18sui。】
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【接受】【拒绝】
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【废物的孕育】
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【糟糕的婴儿】
【莫欺少年穷】
【....】
【穷疯了】
【....】
【死者为大】
【盗墓贼的眼泪】
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【这没别人。】
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？？？
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？？？
linxiangyutingdaoxitongxuanzelemanhuashijiehou，wendao：“bushi，gemen？”
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“这是二楼？”
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