开局全网黑，直播徒手爬泰山
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“林晨山東。”
龙国，魔都。
镜头前。
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演播室内。
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wangbingbingshengyinjiezhexiangqi。
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“yixueboshi：qinmingboshi！”
huayingangluo，zhibojianzaicifeitengleqilai。
zheijiweidoushizaiguanfangtaidexinwenpindaocainengjiandaodedalao。
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同一时间，另一边。
“我穿越了？”
kanzhezhouweimoshengdehuanjing。
yigezhangxiangyinrou，lianshangzhuangrongshenzhibinvshenghaiyaojingzhidexiaoxianroufachuyishengjinghu。
zhengshibeiquanwangheidexiaoxianrou：linchen！
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“zhenjiukaijudiyumoshibei？”
yuanlai，zheiqianshenshigechulemingdeyulequanxiaoxianrou。
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gezhongrangguanzhongzhoumeideshiqing，zheiweixiaoxianroulinchendouzuolegebian。
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yinwei，zheigebenshenjiushiyipianfeixu。
danzuiranglinchentoutengdebingbushizheigexiaoxianroudeshenfen。
ershigongsiweilejitaxibai，jitaanpaideyidangweiqisanshitiandezaiyizuomoshengchengshishenghuodejiemu。
tiankelianjian，takeshiyigeshizudeluchi！
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linchenyi**zuozailecaopingshang。
tasuishoubalegenlubiandeyecaodiaozaizuili，naohaizhongyipianlingluan。
turan，linchennaohaizhongmaochuyigexiangfa。
不如直接跑路？
fanzhengzheiqianshenbenlaijiugouhule。
jiyili，qianshendejiajingsihuhaikeyi，weiyuejinyebushibunengpei。
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【jiancedaosuzhumuqianchujingjiannan，zhengzaiweisuzhutiaoxuanxitong。】
【bangdingchenggong，gongxisuzhuchenggongbangdingjingdiandakaxitong！】
“系统？”
tingdaozheigeshengyin，linchendunshilailejingshen。
shuyutadechuanyuezhebibeizhiwuzhongyulailema？
zhishi，zheigejingdiandakaxitongshishenmedongxi？
“xitong，zheigejingdiandakaxitongshishenme？”
linchenshenzhibudongjiuwendedaoli。
【zhiyaosuzhuqianwangxitongzhidingdedakadidianjinxingdaka，jiukehuodexitongfenghoudejiangli！】
【zhengzaiweisuzhuxiafaxinshoudalibao！】
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（bingqiesuzhushuzhimeigedifangdefengturenqing，lishirenwen）
【gongxisuzhuhuodetezhongbingshentiqianghua】
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【gongxisuzhuhuodeyigedengshanbao】
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【gongxisuzhuhuodezhizhupanpajineng】
（suzhujianghuiyongyouzhizhuyiyangdeqiangdapanpanengli）
shengyinxiangqidetongshi，linchendenaohaizhongturanduolexiemoshengdedongxi。
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短短几分钟的时间。
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youlezheigenengli，luchideshuxingzhijiebeixidiaole。
congciyihou，youlanzuguodedahaoheshanshi，tajuebuhuiluchi！
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【suzhu，bencilvxingdediyizhan：taishan！】
“shen···shenme？taishan？”
tingdaodianzishengyinluoxia，linchenlianshangdexiaorongjiaranerzhi，temede，neimeduojingdiannibuxuan。
nishanglaixuangetaishan？nanbuchengshiyaorangtaqupataishana？
kaijujiugaozheimegaodenandu？
【jiancedaosuzhuyiyuanshifenqianglie，bencirenwugaiweitushoupataishan！】
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shengyinluoxia，linchenjianzhiwuyuzhiji。
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zheigexitongjianzhishigeruozhiba！
zheishi，zhengzhunbeikaipaijiemudesheyingshizouleguolai。
kandaolinchenzheifuyouxiepofangdemoyang，shexiangxiaoge“gudong”yanlekoukoushui，lianshangshuobuchudekuse。
zaojiutingshuolinchenpiqibaole。
meixiangdaolinchenhaimeikaishilvxing，jiuyijingpofangle。
yixiangdaoweilaisanshitiandouyaogenpailinchen。
sheyingxiaogedeneixingengjiajuewang，“zhenjiudagongrendemingbushimingbei？”
xiwanglinchenkanzaijingtoudemianzishang，buhuitaiweinangenpaiderenba。
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tongyishijian，yanboshinei。
“haole，feihuabuduoshuo，neimejiexialai，jiurangwomengensuiliuweijiabindejingtou。”
“laiganshouzuguomeihaodedahaoheshanba！”
wangbingbingshengyinluoxiahou，liugezhibojiantongshidianliang。
pingmulideliuweijiabinmenzhengmanlianxiaorongdeduizhejingtoureqingdedazhezhaohu。
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rebadelianshangluchuyujiedexiaorong，qingcongbandexianzhichongzhejingtouhuilehuishou，winkleyixia。
dunshi，zhibojiandedanmufeiqi。
【wa！rebalaopotietiea（ლ(°◕‵ƹ′◕ლ)）haoxiangqugenrebalaopoouyu。】
【rebanvshen，yiqilaichihuoguosai，yiqishuasai！】
【bushuolexiongdimen，rebalaopoxianzaijuliwozhiyousanqianmi，youshenmeyaojiaodaidema？】
【yijingkaishimaiquchengdudejipiaole！】
ercishi，qitajiweijiabinyeshireqingdegenguanzhonghudongzhe，dandaolelinchenzheibian。
kanzhelinchenbeizheyigejudadedengshanbaodeyangzi，wangyoumenrenbuzhuxiaoleqilai。
【xiongdimen，linchenzheigezhuangbei，shiyaoquhuwaitanxianma？】
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【sheyingshi：wozhenxiexieni！】
【kandaozheiyimu，woxiangdaoleyijuhua：chashengwenjuduo。】
【wocailimiankendingdailefangshaihaiyouhuazhuangpin！】
zheishi，yijingchenggongjinrumingxingjiaosedelinchenyechongzhejingtouqiandaqilezhaohu。
“xiongdimen，zanmenbencilvxingdediyizhan：taishan！”
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tashengyinqinglangyouli，genyuanbenyinrouzaozuodefenggedaxiangjingting。
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【shenme？womeitingcuoba？pataishan！linchenzheigexiaoxianroujingranyaopataishan？】
【jiahangshijilinchenanpaileyitaoxibailiuchengme？zheiyanggao？】
【xibaibushiwanminga！linchen，quannixianzaituiquanhailaideji】
【linchen，nibeihoushibushiyourenzaiweixieni，ruguoshinijiuzhazhayan】
【zuijinxinqingbuhao，dantingdaozheigexiaoxi，wokuaiyaoxiaofengle，zheigeweilehuo，shishenmedouganshuoa！】
节目组后台。
“laoli，zheilinchenzhendeshidongyulundea！”
pingmuqiandedaoyantingdaolinchenweileredujingranwanzheimezangdetaolu，renbuzhuxiaozheshuodao。
“laoyao，wogangennidadu，zheijiahuoyaoshizhennengqupa，wozheifudaoyandeweizhijiurangjitalaizuo。”
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