开局五个老婆？这软饭硌牙！
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《开局五个老婆？这软饭硌牙！》 开局五个老婆？这软饭硌牙！精选章节 免费试读
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weilihuoshaohuoliao，changziningchenglemahua。naoziliwengwengxiang，quanshiyuanzhucanliudejiyisuipian——hanchuangshinian，
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neinvrenyuemosanshishangxia，shencaizhuangshi，chuanzhejianxidefabai、xiukouyouguangzengliangdecubuhongqun，
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shengruhongzhong，zhendeliangshanghuichensusuwangxiadiao，“ganxianlaoniangjiaolian？！huoniwaile？！”huayinweiluo，
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xianqiyihao：sunerniang（baozaochuniang）bangdingchenggong！
0（jidubaozao）】【zhuangtai：xiangkanren】2xianqinanxundiyukaijulinxiu：“……”yuyuezhifuwushi？
！zheikaijujiushidiyumoshia！taliangundaipayuanlizheizunshashen，
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“keke……zheiweigongzi……”tashengyinxiruoyousi，qiruoyousi，
“qieshenliuruyan……keke……shenwuzhangwu，
weiyou……weiyouzheifuzi……”tazhanweiweidicongxiuzhongmochuyijuanfanhuangdexuanzhi，shangmianmojilinli，
xiezheyishouchanmianfeicedeguiyuanshi，
“gongziruobuxianqi……keke……huoke……huokehuanerliangyaoqian……”【ding！
xianqierhao：liuruyan（bingruocainv）bangdingchenggong！
】【dangqianyuyuezhi：-10（juewangwuzhu）】【zhuangtai：jixuxuming】linxiukanzheneikexuedepazihezi，
zaikankannvrenneifengyichuijiudaodemoyang，xindoulianglebanjie。zheinashilaopo？zheishiqinglezunyaoguanzizuzonga！
tahuaizhezuihouyisixiwang（huozheshuojuewang），xiankailedisandinghuipupu、jiaogangdouduanleyigendejiaolian。
jiaozilimeiren。“ng？”linxiuyileng。toudingchuanlaiyishengqinghe：“kanzhao！
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xianqisanhao：zhaotiechui（wuchixianv）bangdingchenggong！
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xianqisihao：qianjinhua（caimiguafu）bangdingchenggong！
】【dangqianyuyuezhi：-30（jidubuman）】【zhuangtai：xianggaoqian】linxiuganjuezijikuaizhixile。
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dongxi】linxiukanzheyanqianzheiwuweifenggejiongyi、dandougen“xianqiliangmei”sigezizhanbushangbandianbiande“niangzi”，
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silemei？meisiganjinqilai！shuo！wanshangshichituhaishikenshupi？！laoniangzheibadaokeburenren！
”3ruanfannanyanquyuedajilinxiutangzaidishang，wangzhepomiaowudingneigedakulong，
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（napazhishiqingshuizhushupi）】【liuruyan：caiqinggongming！zantashixiedehao！（kexuexiedeyeshishi！
）】【zhaotiechui：wulichongbai！kuatagongfujun！（beidapaxiayeyaohan‘nvxiaraoming’handezhencheng！
）】【qianjinhua：huabingchongji！jitamiaohuifacailantu！（birujiandaogoutoujin）】【tianniuniu：touqisuohao！
jitazhaodianhaowande！（biruzhuazhigengfeidezhanglang）】【yuyuezhiduihuanguize：1dianyuyuezhi=10wenqian！
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dangqianyuyuezhi：-45】【keduihuan：tongqian50wen！（shifouduihuan？）】“dui！kuaidui！
”linxiuchadianxijierqi！wushiwen！nengmaihaojigezaliangbingle！talikechongxiangkedesixinliefeideliuruyan。
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