开局一把唢呐，我吹走了百万阴兵
《开局一把唢呐，我吹走了百万阴兵》 小说介绍
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北郊火葬场。
夜，十一点。
zheilibibaishudebinzangdianhaiyaolengqing，kongqizhongmimanzheyiguruoyouruowudeshaojiaoweihefuermalindeqiwei，hunzazaiyiqi，xingchengyizhongrangrenhenbushufudeweidao。
baishuyixingsanren，kaizheneiliangheisedehongqiche，tingzailehuozangchangdedamenwai。
“genjuziliao，shizongdeyuangongdoushizaiyejianxunluoshichushide。”zhaoyouyibiankanzheshoulideyiqi，yibiankuaisujieshaoqingkuang，“chushididiandoujizhongzai1haofenhualufujin。”
yiqishang，daibiaoyuanqinongdudehongseguangdian，zhengzaifengkuangshanshuo，fachu“didi”dejingbaosheng。
“bjiyuanqi……nongduhaizaishangsheng。”zhaoyoudelianseyouxieningzhong，“baiguwen，youbawoma？”
baishudalegehaqian，roulerouxingzhongdeshuiyan：“meichifan，meibawo。”
tashibeizhaoyouyingcongfanzhuoshangtuoxialaide，zuilihaidiaozhebangenjitui。
“wanchengrenwu，wojinishenqingyiwankuaijiangjin。”
baishudeyanjingshunjianliangle：“zou，ganhuo！”
qiaolinggenzailiangrenshenhou，jinzhangdibaozheyigeshebeixiang，xiaolianshabai。zheishitadiyicichuwaiqin，jiuyaolaihuozangchangzheizhongdifang，duiyigeputongnvhailaishuo，**youdiantaidale。
sanrenzoujinhuozangchang，yuanzilikongwuyiren，zhiyoucanbaideyueguangzhaozaidimianshang，lachuzhangzhangdeyingzi。
1haofenhualuweiyujianzhuqundezuishenchu。
yuewanglizou，kongqijiuyueleng，neigushaojiaodeweidaoyeyuelaiyuenong。
qiaolingrenbuzhudalegeduosuo，xiaoshengwen：“laoban，zhei……zheilizhendeyouguima？”
“youmeiyouguiwobuzhidao，”baishusongsongjian，“dankendingyoubuganjingdedongxi。nigenjindian，bieluanpao。”
zhongyu，tamenlaidaole1haofenhualusuozaidechangfangwai。
changfangdedamenxuyanzhe，limianheiqiqide，xiangyizhizerenershidejushoudezuiba。
zhaoyoujuqishoulideyuanqitanceyi，shangmiandeshuzhiyijingbiaoshengdaoleyigelinjiedian。
“tajiuzailimian。”zhaoyouyadishengyin，“erqie，buzhiyige。”
tacongyaojianbachuyibazaoxingqitedeshouqiang，qiangshenkemanleyinsedefuwen。“zheishi‘quling7shi’shouqiang，duidjiyixiadelingtiyoushashangli。woxianjinqutanlu，nimengenzaihoumian。”
“dengdeng。”baishulazhuleta。
“怎么？”
baishuzhilezhizijihuailidesuona，liezuiyixiao：“zhuanyedeshi，haishirangzhuanyederenlai。”
tarangzhaoyouheqiaolingtuihou，zijiyigerenbaozhesuona，dayaodabaidizoudaolechangfangmenkou。
tameiyoujinqu，ershixianggejijiangdengtaibiaoyandelaoyishujia，qingleqingsangzi，shileshiyin。
ranhou，tashenxiyikouqi，jiangsuonacoudaozuibian。
zheiyici，tachuidejibushiguoge，yebushihaorizi。
ershiyiduanchongmanlexixue、tiaoxinhexiao*zhangyiweidexuanlv。
——《dushen》chuchangbgm！
“dengdengdengdeng，dengdengdengdengdengdeng……”
jiangyoumoxingdedianzile，beisuonazheizhongliumangleqichuichulai，shunjianchanshengleyizhongnanyiyanyudehuaxuefanying。
neiganjue，jiuxiangshifagechuanzhefengyi，diaozheyaqian，shenhougenzhedebushixiaodi，ershiyiqunqiaoluodagudeyanggedui。
zhenggehuozangchangdeyinlengqifen，shunjianbeizheituruqilaidebgmjichongdeqilingbaluo。
zhaoyouheqiaolingzaihoumiantingdeyilianmengbi。
zheiyoushishenmecaozuo？bengdichaodufa？
changfangnei，sihuyebeizheituruqilaideyinlejigaomengle。yuanbenchunchunyudongdeyuanqi，shunjianningzhileyixia。
jinjiezhe，yishengfennudepaoxiaocongchangfangshenchuchuanlai！
“吼——！”
yiguheisedenongyan，congchangfangdemenfenglipenyongerchu，huazuoyizhizhengningdeguizhua，zhipubaishudemianmen！
“来得好！”
baishubutuifanjin，suonashengdouranbagao，xuanlvyibian！
tachuixianglelingyishougengjutiaoxinyiweidequzi。
——《xiaodaohuixuqu》！
yejiushi《gongfu》li，baozupodiaozheyanchuchangdeneigebgm！
neiduancu、youli、chongmanleyapoganheshijingbaqidexuanlvyixiangqi，baishuzhenggerendeqichangdoubianle。
tafangfobuzaishiyigexianyuqingnian，ershihuashenchengleneigechuanzheshuiyi、mantoufajuan、quenengbafutoubanganzaidishangmocadejueshigaoren！
“shishei，zaiqiaodawochuang……”
suonashengruzhangu，ruhaojiao！
neizhixilaideguizhua，zaizheibadaodebgmmianqian，jiuxiangzhihudeyiyang，shunjianbeiyinlangchongdefensui！
changfangneichuanlailegengjiafennudepaoxiaosheng。
jinjiezhe，qibagebantoumingde、hunshensanfazheheiqideyuanling，congchangfanglipiaolechulai。
tamenshineixieshizongdehuozangchangyuangong，yijingbeiyuanqiqinshi，bianchenglemeiyoulizhidefudiling。
tamenzhangyawuzhuadipuxiangbaishu。
baishulenghengyisheng，jiaojianyidian，shentilinghuodihoutui，shouzhongdesuonashengquesihaobuluan。
tayibianchui，yibianzouwei，fangfozaijinxingyichanghualidewutaibiaoyan。
neixieyuanlinggenbenjinbuletadeshen，zhiyaoyikaojintazhoushensanchi，jiuhuibeibadaodeyinlangdankai，shenshangdeheiqiyehuibeixueruoyiceng。
zhaoyouzaihoumiankandemudengkoudai。
tadiyicijiandao，yourennengbazhuogui，gaodegenxingyededianyingyiyang，chongmanlewulitouhehouxiandaijiegouzhuyidehuangdangan。
“buxinga，tairuole。”baishuyaoyaotou，sihuyouxieshiwang，“jiuzheijigexiaolouluo，haibugouworeshende。”
tatingxiachuizou，zhongqishizudiduizhechangfanglimianhanleyisangzi：
“limiandepengyoutingzhe！biepaizheixiexiaokalamichulaisongle！nimenguanshideni！chulailiaoliao！”
changfangnei，siyibandejijing。
guolejimiao，yigegengjiayinleng、gengjiaqiangdadeqixi，huanhuancongheianzhongfuxian。
yigechuanzhegudaishouyi、lianseqingzi、zhijiayouheiyouzhangdelaotaitai，yibuyibudizoulechulai。
tadeyuanqinongdu，bineijigeyuangongyuanlingjiaqilaihaiyaoqiangshibeibuzhi！
“b+ji……‘jinianxiongsha’！”zhaoyoushishengjinghu，“kuaituihou！zheibushininengduifude！”
jinianxiongsha，shiwangsizhihou，zaiyinqijizhongzhidi，xishouleshushinianyuanqicainengxingchengdeligui，yijingyoulejiandandelingzhi，jinanduifu！
baishuquexiangshimeitingjianyiyang，fanerraoyouxingzhididaliangzheneigelaotaitai。
“e？zhongyulailegexiangyangdiandele。”
tadianledianshoulidesuona，liezuiyixiao，luchuyikoubaiya。
“laotaitai，tingguo《tante》ma？”
laotaitaixianranmeitingguo，dantanengganjuedao，yanqianzheigenianqingren，henweixian。
tazhangkaizui，fachuleyishengzuyichuanjinlieshidejianxiao！
音波攻击！
zhaoyouheqiaolingshunjianganjuedanaoxiangbeizhenzhayiyangjutong，wuzhetoudunlexiaqu。
baishuquehunranbujue，tashenxiyikouqi，jiangsuonacoudaozuibian，chuichuleneiduanzuyirangsuoyourenleijingshencuoluandeshenqu！
“adedi，adedao，adedade……”
guiyideyindiao，haowuguilvdejiezou，gaodiqifudexuanlv，xiangyibawuxingdedianzuan，zhijiezuanjinleneijinianxiongshadenaozili！
laotaitaidejianxiaoshengjiaranerzhi！
tabaozhetou，tongkudizaiyuandidagun，shenshangdeyuanqiyiqiansuoweiyoudesudukuisan。
tazonghenghuozangchangjishinian，xishoulewushufumianqingxu，congweiganshouguorucikepadejingshengongji！
zheidaodishishenmexiemendequzi？！
baishuchuidemianbugaise，shenzhihailailegehuaqiang。
“哟，哦，哦。”
“噗！”
jinianxiongshayikouheixuepenchu，zhenggelingtidoubiandebantoumingle。
tajingkongdikanzhebaishu，yanshenlidiyiciluchulekongju。
它怕了。
tazhixiangananjingjingdidaizaifenhualuli，zenmejiuzhaorelezheimegeshaxing？
jinianxiongshazaiyebuganlianzhan，zhuanshenjiuxiangwangchangfanglitao。
“xiangpao？”baishulengxiaoyisheng，“wenguowodesuonameiyou。”
taxuanlvyizhuan，chuichuleyiduangengjiagaokang、gengjiabeichuang、chongmanlesongbiehezhongjieyiweidediaozi。
suonadekanjiabenling——《kuhuangtian》！
zheicaishizhenzhengde“baishizhuanyongqu”！
dangneibeiliangdexuanlvxiangqideshunjian，zhenggehuozangchangdeqifendoubianle。
fangfoyouyichangwuxingdezangli，zhengzaizheilijuxing。
erneigejinianxiongsha，jiushijintiandezhujiao。
tadeshentibushoukongzhiditinglexialai，lianshangluchulemimang、beishang、jietuodefuzabiaoqing。
tashenshangdeyuanqi，zaizheiyikebeichedijinghua。
tadelingti，huanhuanxiaosan，huazuodiandianxingguang，piaoxiangleyekong。
一曲终了。
baishufangxiasuona，zhangchuleyikouqi。
zhenggehuozangchang，huifuleningjing。
tanceyishang，suoyoudehongdiandouxiaoshile。
b+jiguiyishijian，jiejue。
baishuzhuanguoshen，duizhehaizaidishanghuanshendezhaoyouheqiaoling，tanletanshou，yilianwugu。
“gaoding，shougong。shuohaodeyiwankuaijiangjin，jidedawokashang。”
zhaoyoufuzheqiang，manmanzhanqilai，kanzhebaishudeyanshen，yijingcongkan“shiqianshengwu”，bianchenglekan“shenxian”。
taxianzaizhongyumingbai，weishenmejuliyaobazheibasuonadeweixiandengjipingdingwei“wufagusuan”le。
zheiwanyierzaibaishushouli，genbenjiubushiwuqi。
是降维打击！
是因果律武器！
suonayixiang，diemabaiyang。
古人诚不我欺！