靠脸混娱乐圈的都是渣渣
《靠脸混娱乐圈的都是渣渣》 小说介绍
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《靠脸混娱乐圈的都是渣渣》 第1章 我不会freestyle 免费试读
林子凡是个穿越者。
shenmeshihouchuanyuede？dagaishiwufenzhongzhiqian。
cishicike，linzifanyilianmengbidezuozaiyizishang，youweihuazhuangshizaitadelianshangsaozhefen。
zuzuyonglewufenzhongdeshijian，linzifancaicongzheizhongbushiyingzhongshiyingguolai，huazhuangshidexiaoshuzidoujitazhengcinaole。
zaihuazhuangjian，jigexiaojiejiezailaihuidechuansuo，haoxiangdoushijizijifuwude。
woshisheini？mingxing？yanyuan？
linzifanpailepaizijidelian，yinggaishimingxing，zheigehualiandefangshibuxiangshijingjuyanyuan。
kanzhejingzizhongfanshechulaidezijidelian，shenmejiaoshaonvshashou？shenmejiaodazhongnanshen？shenmejiaonvhaierxinzhongdemeng！jiushiziji。
“我是谁？”
tingzhezijideshengyin，linzifandouganjuexiyinren，zheibujiushiouxiangjunanshendeshengyinma？
“ninshilinzifan，fangea，ninkeshizanmenjiangchengdedamingxing，weilaiquanguodemingrijuxing。”
“凡哥？”
linzifanpailepaizijidelian，zheicaijiaoyanzhijizhengyia，meixiangdaozijijingranhuichuanyuedaohezijitongmingtongxingdelinzifanshenshang。
dankanzheigezhangxiangyaoshuaizijijishitiaojiea。
pingdiyishenglei，douranfujiaweng，kanlailaoziyaochumingle！
滋啦！
menbeituikai，zoujinlaiyigediaozhexueqiedelaotouzi，linzifanduocongming，zheimeyoupaimianderenkendingshilaobanyijidele。
zhishitameiyoushuohua，zijiyebuzhidaoyinggaizachenghua，wanyibushizijidelaoban，jiaocuoleni？
jianlinzifanbushuohua，neilaotoudaoyeshixiguanle，chongzhelinzifanpeizhexiao。
kao！haihaomeishuohua，zheiyaoshirencuolebushihenganga？
zailaotoudeshenhou，haigenzheyigeshuaige，neishuaigekanzhelinzifan，yejimangpeizhexiao！
zheiganjue，shutan，linzifanzhanqishen，chenlechenzijideyifu，tayebuzhidaogaishuoshenme，zheiliderenyigetadouburenshi。
“zifana，yihuierdecidouzhunbeihaoleba？”
“ci？”linzifanyiliandemune。
laotoukanzhelinzifandebiaoqing，henmanyi：“zheicaishizhidewomengongsipeiyangsanniandemingrijuxing，genbenbuzhidaoshenmeshizhunbeici，zifan，yihuierdaoletaishang，nikedebanidefreestylechanghao。”
sha？freestyle，jixing！
laotoukanlekanshijian，pailepailinzifan：“quba，zifan，nihewangchenkunkeshijinniangongsilipengdexinxing，biejigongsidiuliane！nishilinzifan，zimingbufandebufan！”
linzifanbenlaixiangshuobuhuide，danshilaotoumeijitashuohuadejihuia。
怎么唱？
叮-系统准备中……
什么声音？
linzifanpailepaizijidenaodai，yiweizijichuxianlehuanting，dunleyihuier，quedingshihuanting，caijixuzouzhe。
tayebuzhidaozijiyinggaiwangnalizou，yebuganwen，fanzhenggenzhezhulizoujiuduile。
xianbieshuobiede，zheigelinzifankendingbushiyibanren，nvzhulijiushierge，youtizheshuihude，youtizhebaobaode，haiyoutizhelianpen，tizhetuoxiede，bidapaiyirenpaierdouda。
wangchenkunchonglinzifandalegezhaohu，xianzouleshangqu。
“fange，anzhaojiemudeshunxu，ninshiyazhou，zaizheierhouchangjiuhao。”
zhanzaihouchangdetaizishang，linzifandetuidouduosuole，zhenduosuole！
tajiumeiyoujianguozheimeduoren，zheideyousanqianduorenniba？
“dajiahao，woshilaizihuangtianyulelianxisanniandelianxishengwangchenkun，shanzhangchang、tiao、rap、lanqiu……”
“keke，xingle，kaishinidebiaoyanba。”
pingweixishang，yigedaizheyanjingdelaoshidaduanlewangchenkundehua，zheilaoshi，pangpangde，henmianshu。
“只因泥太美……”
budaosanfenzhongdeshijian，wangchenkundebiaoyanjieshule，xianchangbaofalezhenzhenxusheng，linzifansaoleyiyan，taixiajuzhe“fan”zidengpaiderenzuiduo，kanlaidoushizhichizijidea。
“heng，zheizhongchangtiao，genfangegenbenmeifabi。”
“就是，就是！”
“fangeshishenmeren？zenmenengshiwangchenkunzheizhongfanfusuzikeyibideni？”
linzifantingzhezijizhulidehua，tuigengduosuole，wangchenkunchangdebuhaoma？changdetinghaoa，tashiyidianmeiyoutingchulai。
changchengzheiyangdoutiaomaobing，zheideshishayaoqiua。
“dajiahao，huanyingshoukanhuangtianyulelianxishengdejieyeshengdian，benjiemuyouyitongsuancainiuroumiandujiazanzhubochu，jiexialaijiushiwomenhuangtianyulelianxusannianbazhangongsigedaxinxingbangdandejixingchangzuoouxiangxinggeshou，linzifan！”
suizhezhuchirendebaomu，quanchangguanzhongdoufeitengle，shenglangyishizhijiandadaoledingdian，baokuopingweixidoufengkuangle。
e……chuleneigepangpangdedajiejiepingwei。
linzifanduosuozhetui，yidongbudong。
“kanwomenfange，zheimedachangmiandouwudongyuzhong。”
“neishia，womenfangezhuanweidachangmianersheng。”
“搀、搀我一把。”
linzifanduosuozhetui，zhulimingxianqingcheshulu，jiazhelinzifanjiushangtaile，congzishilaikan，haoxiangbushidiyicile！
“lailelaile，talaile！fangedaizhecaihuazoulaile，zheijiushiwomenhuangtianyulepeiyangsanniandelianxishengzhishou！sanniandedianzanshuweijujiangchengdiyi！kanzheijiashi，poyoutianzijianglindeganjue！”zhuchirenjimangchanzhelinzifan。
taixiadefensimendoufeitengle，manchangdoushi“fan”zidedengpaihuangdong。
林子凡，林子凡！
shenglangyibojieyibo，haojiucaipingjingxiaqu。
linzifandetuihaizaiduosuozhe，xiaoxueshihouzaibanlichanggexiaoxingxingtadouduosuo，bieshuoxianzaizheichangmianle。
“keke，fangehaiweichudaojiuzheimedadejiazia。”pangpangdajiejieshuodao。
linzifanzhidaota，yinweitadeqianmianyoupingweidemingzi，tajiaoliuhong，shiyeneizuizhuanyedezongshijidaoshi。
“我……”
linzifanshuohuadeshengyindouzaizhandou，yishizhijianzhenbuzhidaoyinggaishuosha。
“linzifan，jintiandailaideshishenmequmua？”liuhongyouyicikaikou。
“唱……唱……”
xianzaidelinzifankemeiyougangcaideshenqijingerle，tashizaishitaijinzhangle。
“chang？”liuhongzhouzhemeitou：“zhenggejiangchengdouzhidaonilinzifanshifreestylewangzhe，haochengzairenheshihou、renhedidian、renhetimudoukeyijixingyanchang，jintianshifouyaoweiwomenbiaoyana~！”
yitingdaofreestyle，guanzhongxiyouyicibaofale。
林子凡，林子凡！
“我……”
linzifandaoyebushimeitingguozheigejixing，zhishitingguiting，tazijimeichangguoa。
“zheiyangba，woxianzaijinichuyigetimu，yizanmenzanzhushangdemingzijixingyiduanba。”liuhongjianlinzifanzhizhiwuwudeshuobuchuhualai，jixudao。
zanzhushang？yitongsuancainiuroumian？mian？
对了，面！
linzifanhaizhendetingguoguanyumiandejixing，xianbieguanyihou，xianbazheiduanhunongguoquzaishuo！
“liuhonglaoshi，keyi！danshi……”
“但是啥？”
“nidejidayigeb-box。”linzifanshuodao。
“来！”
liuhongdaoyelaizhebuju，jiekaileyifudekouzi，kaishilexuanlvxingjiqiangdeb-box！
dongcidaci、dongcidaci。
对！
jiushizheigejiezou，dangnianlinzifantangzaichuangshangshuaazhandeshihou，azhansanjutouzhiyijiuzheimejixingguo。
heihei，zhenshimeixiangdaoa，jingranbazheizhaojiyongshangle！
“you、you，zhunbeihaolemeiyou？”
yanchanghuilinzifanhaishikanguode，zheiyangtongchanghuidiaodongfensideqingxu。
guoran，linzifanzheimeyidiaodong，shenglangyouyicixiangqile。
就是这个味儿！
zheiyixiazi，linzifandezixinquanlaile，tuiyebuduosuole，zhishilianyoudianhong。
“nikanzheigemiantayouzhangyoukuan，jiuxiangzheigewantayoudayouyuan。”
duanduandeliangjufreestyle，zhenggetiyuguanbiandeyaquewusheng，yuanbenfengkuangdefensidoujingzhibudongle，liuhongdoubudongle。
fangfoshijiantingzhileyiban。
jiuzheimejiandan？jixingjiuzheimejiandan？
zhizheimeyishunjian，wushuxihajuxingconglinzifandenaohaizhonghuaguo，ouyangjing、aiminamu、youngog……
“xiongdi，nishilaigaoxiaodema？”liuhongdengzhedayanjing。
benlailinzifandoubujinzhang，yikanliuhong，youhaipale，zheishizadile？
“我！”
“nishenmeni，zheichangnengxingma？kebalaoliuhehuaile。”liuhongzuolexialai。
liuhongkeshiguojiazongshijiderenwu，duiyuyinledeyaoqiushifeichanggaode，mianduiyinle，yixiangbudazhekou。
jianlinzifanbushuohua，liuhongjixudao：“linzifan，wojiudangnishizaikaiwanxiao，zaichangbuchulai，g-u-n！jizhule，yimianweizhuti。”
linzifanbishangleyanjing，pingzhulehuxi，mian？gangcaizijishuodebushimianma？
林子凡，林子凡！
taixiafensiyouyicijiangshenglangxianleqilai，fenfenjilinzifandaqi，zaitamenkanlai，linzifangangcaijiushizaikaiwanxiao。
youyuleyixia，kaikoudao：“suoyihebizhenfengxiangduinikanzheiwanyoudayouyuan，xiangjujiuyaojuqibeinikanzheimianyouzhangyoukuan。”
linzifanyikaikou，quanchangzaicixianrudaoleyipiansiji。
叮-绑定成功！
tishiyinyouyicizailinzifandenaohaizhongxiangqi。
“shajiuchenggongle！”linzifanyouxiebujiedeshuodao，quewangleshoulihainazhemaikefengni。
liuhongtingdaochenggonglianggezi，pailepaizijidelian，qialeqiazijiderenzhong，querenzijihaihuozhe。
“xiongdi，nishilaidaoluandema？zheijiushinidefreestyle？”liuhongqidezuolexialai，zuozaitashenbiandenvpingweilaoshijimangpaizheta，jitaxiaoqi。
“shi，buhaoma？”linzifankanzheliuhongtonghongdelian。
“wozhenshimeixiangdaoa，zheijiushihuangtianyulexuanchuandewangpailianxisheng？nigenbenjiubudongyinle，nilangfeiwodeb-box，nilangfeileguanzhongmenduinidexiai，napanimeiyoucaihua，zhiyaonibushuohuang，wodouzunzhongni，danshinisahuang，nipianren，tuichuzheigewutai！”liuhongqideyipaizhuozi。
linzifanyiliandemengbi，kanlekanzijidezhuli，hainayouzhulile？zijidedongxidoubeirengzaidishang，yigerendoumeiyoule。
woyinggaizenmeban？yinggaigaosutamenwoshigechuanyuezhe，womeiyoufreestyle？
linzifanyebuzhidaoyinggaiganshale，zhijianyuanbenjuzhetadengpaiderenfenfendiudiaoleshouzhongdedengpai。
“gunxiaqu，womenyaokunkun！”
“下去，下去！”
yuanbenjuzhelinzifandengpaidefensikusudao。
“我……”
“woqunianmailegebiao！”liuhongfenranlixi。