《我妈爱用敌敌畏洗头》 小说介绍
《womaaiyongdidiweixitou》shijiuyueyinlichuangzuodeyibuyanqingxiaoshuo,zhujiaoluxuanxuanjianglandegushilingrendongrong。zaizheigelingrenzhixideshijiezhong,luxuanxuanjianglanjinglileyixiliejingxindongpodemaoxian,tongshiyexianrujiujiedeganqingjiugezhizhong。zheibenxiaoshuochongmanxijuxingheyinrenrushengdeqingjie,bidinghuixiyindaliangduzhedeguanzhu。“dashenme120,zheiduodadianshia,dengshawanshizi,ziranjiuhuihaode,nibiedajingxiaoguaiyifumeijianguoshimiandeyangzi。”saoziqifengle,naqishoujizhijiebaojing……。
《我妈爱用敌敌畏洗头》 第3章 免费试读
我妈不爱洗澡,
也不收拾家里。
zhinvcongchushengkaishijiuyizhihewomashui。
我每次放假回家,
quanshendoubeitiaozaoheshiziyaodemanshendoushibao。
woduociquanshuowomayaoqinxizao,
danwomaquejuedewoxianqita,guyitiaomaobing。
duiyuwozheinver,womadaxinlijuedewoshigepeiqianhuo。
suoyizheimeduonianduiwoyeshifeidajima。
taxinlizhiyoutaneigebaobeierzi。
和上一世一样。
womaningkaididiweidepinggaihou,anzhuzhinvdetoujiuzhijiewangshangdao。
wotoutouzaiyipangdakaishoujiluxiang。
倒完敌敌畏后,
womalimanazhebaoxianmobazhinvdetoubaoleqilai。
wobaluzhihaodeshipinfajilesaozi,bingshuodao:
“saoziniganjinhuilai,womayongdidiweijixiaozhinvzaixitou,wozenmequanwomadoubuting!”
saozilimahuilewoyiju:
“silaotaipo,xianghaisiwohaizi。”
bianqingjiaconggongsiganlehuilai。
kanzhezhinvzhujianfazidezuichun,
woyayizhuleneixinxiangyaoda120dechongdong:
【xiaoyu,duibuqi,bushigugubuxiangjiuni,shinibamataikehenle,guguyongyuanwangbuleliusuanfushishiguandetongku。zheibeizigugushilaibaochoude,suoyiguanbulenile!】
bangexiaoshihou,saozizhongyuhuijiale。
takanzheyijingzuichunfazidexiaoyu,
yibianfengkuangdisichezhetatoushangdebaoxianmo,yibianxiesidilididashengjiaozhe:
“haibuganjinda120!”
wokanlewomayiyan,jiazhuangbugandongdeyangzi。
womaqueyifuwusuoweidetaidu,chaofengdao:
“dashenme120,zheiduodadianshia,dengshawanshizi,ziranjiuhuihaode,nibiedajingxiaoguaiyifumeijianguoshimiandeyangzi。”
saoziqifengle,naqishoujizhijiebaojing:
“wei,110me?zheiliyourenxiadu,moushazijideqinsunnv!”
womajianzhuanglianmangchongshangquqiangsaozishouji,bingdashengmadao:
“nizheigejiannvren,buyaoxuekoupenrena,wozenmehuihaizijiqinsunnv?”
cishizhinvturankaishichouchuqilaile,shenzhikoutubaimo。
saozizhijiepushangqu,shanlewomayigedazuibazi,jiubashoujiqiangguolaidale120。
womazhijiesapodaozaidishangdagun:
“tianliburonga,womenjialufeijingranqulezheimegexifu,jingrandazijidepopo,dajiakuailaikankana!”
yishijian,zhouweisuoyourendouweileshanglai,duisaozizhizhidiandian。
henkuai,jingchahejiuhuchedoulaile。
saozibaozhezhinvyaoshangjiuhuche,womaquebaozhesaozideshoubukenfangshou:
“wogaosunimen,zheishiwolaolujiadezhong,nimenyaoshibawosunnvnongdaoyiyuanqu,youshenmesanzhangliangduan,woyidingyaonimenhaokan!”
saozijideyijiaochuaikailewoma。
这下可好。
womazhijiechongdaolejiuhuchedeqianmian,
sihuolanzheburangkaizou:“wosunnvmeiyoubing,nimenpingshenmelazouta?”
zuihouhaishijingchazaipangbianqiangxinganzhulewoma,
救护车才得以离开。
womaneisapodeyangzi,zhenshirangrentanweiguanzhia。
我妈爱用敌敌畏洗头