《给家里的狗做绝育后,女朋友疯了》 小说介绍
guichuanweiwomendailaileyibukourenxinxiandeyanqingxiaoshuo《jijialidegouzuojueyuhou,nvpengyoufengle》。gushizhujiaozhoushuyidoudouzhangyaoxiudechengzhanglichengchongmanletiaozhanheqishi,yinfaleduzheduiziwotansuohejiazhiguansikaodegongming。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqiyoumeidewenziheshenqingdexushudadonglewushuduzhedexin。【1】“zhangyaoxiu,wochuchazheijitian,niyidingyaojiwobadoudouzhaoguhao。”“yaoshidoudouyoushenmeshi,womenjiufenshou!”shuozhe,doudoujiuyilianguaiqiao……。
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bujiuqian,nvpengyoucongwaimianlingyanghuilaiyitiaogou。
nvpengyouduizheitiaogouxihuandebudele,shenzhiweileranggouhetashuiyikuai,bawogandaolingyigefangjian。
erneitiaogouzhangzhenvpengyoudexiai,bujinchongwokuangfei,qiangwofanchi,jingranhaiyaowo。
bujiuzhihou,wojiuganranlekuangquanbing。
kejiuzaimiliuzhiji,wojingrantingjiandenvpengyoujiaoneitiaogoujiaoziyang。
neizhengshinvpengyoubaiyueguangdemingzi。
zaicizhengyan,woyouhuidaonvpengyoubagoushuaijiwozhaogudezheitian。
【1】
“zhangyaoxiu,wochuchazheijitian,niyidingyaojiwobadoudouzhaoguhao。”
“yaoshidoudouyoushenmeshi,womenjiufenshou!”
shuozhe,doudoujiuyilianguaiqiaodichaowozoulai。
erwoyishidaozijizhongsheng,xiayishijiuwanghouduoleyixia。
wozhidaotadeguaiqiaodoushizhuangchulaide,danshiwozenmedoumeixiangdao,nvpengyoujianhuilaidezheitiaogoujingranshitadebaiyueguangchengziyangle。
buguozheixiawoneixindekunhuoyezhongyujiekai。
weishenmeyixiangpagoudezhoushuyihuituranjianhuilaiyitiaogou,bingduizheitiaogoubiduiwodouhao。
erqiejiuzaizhoushuyidiyicidaidoudouhuijia,wofaxiantakanwodeyanshengengxiangren,erbuxianggou。
zhoushuyilinzouqian,dunxialaiba“doudou”loujinhuaili,shengyintiandefani:“baobei,zheijitianbuzhunchigouliange,zhangyaoxiuhuijinizuonizuiaichidehongshaorou。yaoshiganchibiede……mamahuilaijiuzaiyebulinile。”
tazhiqishen,youdengzhewobuleyiju:“youqishini,zhangyaoxiu,yaoshiganweitagouliang,womenjiufenshou!”
wodiandiantou,xiaodedishuibulou:“fangxin,woqinshouzuo。”
menyiguan,doudoujiuchongwoluchujianya。
tachongwociyawohainengjieshou,zuirangworenshoubuledeshi,tashichangchenwobuzhuyipaowofangjianlisaniao。
haiyoujiushitaconglaibuchigouliang,ershiyaochiwozuodefan,erqiehaishichiwowanlide!
meicidoudoufancuozhihou,woyizhunbeijiaoxunta,zhoushuyizongshihuilimazhanchulaifandaozeguaiwodebushi。
yilaierquzhijian,wochenglezheigejialidiweizuidideren。
yankanzhewozouxiangchufangzuofan,doudoucaishouqilezijijianya。
ranhouchenzhewozuofandegongfu,tayoutoutoudakaiwoyijingguanshangdefangmen。
danshizheiciwomeiyouzuzhita,bijingzheikeshitazuihouyicizaiwofangjiansaniao。
【2】
henkuaiwojiuzuohaolexiangpenpendehongshaorou,woxianshiwanggouwanlishengleyixie,ranhouyoujizijinongleyiwan。
wochenzhegoubuzhuyi,jiuwangzijineiwanlimianjialeanmianyao。
guoran,kandaowozhunbeikaifan,doudoupidianpidianjiupaoleguolai。
danshitaliangouwankandaomeikanyiyan,jingzhijiuchongdaowodewanpangbian。
“滚开!”
tingjianwoyishengnuhe,doudougengshisanxiawuchuerjiubawowanlidedongxichidechabuduole。
zuihoutahaibuwangyijiaojiangwodewanchuaidaodishang,raneryilianjianxixidichaozhewoxiao。
kedangkandaowolianshangyinlengdexiaorong,doudoushunjianjiuhuangle。
tafalefengyiyangpaodaoshuiwanbian,xiangyaoheshui,keshiwozaojiujiangshuiwanlideshuidaodiaole。
erqieweiyinengheshuidecesuoyebeiwosuoleqilai。
doudoucizheyachongwokuangfei,xiangshizaizhiwenwodaodijitachileshenme。
wowushitadeshixian,huanhuantaochushouji,bodalechongwuyiyuandedianhua。
“nihao,woxiangyaoyuyueyixiashoushu。yigexiaoshihou,wodaiwojiagoulaizuojueyu。”
tingdaojueyuliangzi,doudoubeiqidehunshenfadou,takuangfeizhejiuchaowochongleguolai。
ketabijingzhishiyizhixiaoxingquan,haimeidengtayaodaowo,woyijiaojiujiangtatidelaoyuan。
shangbeiziruguobushiwodiaoyiqingxin,woyebuhuibeiyao。
beiwotileyijiaodedoudoushunjianjiumeilepiqi。
tapufuzaidishang,zuochukenqiudedongzuo,xiangyaoyicirangwofangtayima。
kewozaitayanlikandaolechouhendemuguang。
wolenglengyixiao,“jiranzuolewojiadegou,neijiubixuyaojueyu。”
“这都是为你好。”
yikanqiqiuwuxiao,doudoudangjijiuyaolaiyaowo,keshicishiyaowuyijingkaishishengxiao。
tadiediezhuangzhuangjiushuaidaoledishang。
wozhengzhunbeijiangtabaoqi,jiangtasongqujueyu,keshizheishimenquexiangle。
nandaoshizhoushuyihuilaile?
wobianxiangzhe,biantantedikailemen。
kejiuzaifangmendakaideshunjianwolengzhule。
【3】
menwaidebingbushizhoushuyi,ershikuaidiyuan。
“nihao,zhangxianshengnidekuaidi。”
wojidewobingmeiyoumaidongxia。
suizhekuaidiyuanjiangkuaidinaguolai,wocaikanqingneishiyitiaoshifenjingmeidexianglian。
nandaoshizhoushuyisongwodeliwu?
但我总觉得怪怪的。
kexiayimiao,zhoushuyidexiaoxijiufalejinlai。
“zhangyaoxiu,wojidoudoumaidexiangliandaole,nijideqianshouyixia。”
kuaidiyuanxiaozhejiangkuaididandileguolai,“huodaofukuan,yigongshi3wanyuan。”
“3万?!”
zhoushuyijingranjizheitiaogoumaizheimeguizhongdedongxi,erqiehaishinazhewodeqian!
yaozhidao,womenjiaowangsannianlai,tasongwozuiguizhongdedongxiyebuchaoguoliangbaikuai。
xiangdaozheili,wozhijuedeyizhenbiequ。
wojiangkuaidisaihuikuaidiyuanshouzhong,“buyaole。”
shuowan,wojiutizhedoudoudegoutuidaitaquzuojueyu。
wodingzhehunshuidedoudou,houlongliyongshangyiguxingtian。
yane、fennu、yinren……suoyouqingxuzaixiongqianglisiche,zuizhonghuachengyishengjibukewendelengxiao。
“chengziyang,”woqingshengdao,“zheicihuannichangchangbei**deziwei。”
zhiyaoshoushuchenggong,zheitiao“baiyueguang”jiuchedichengletaijian,zhoushuyidezhinianyegaiduanle。
chongwuyiyuandeyishengxiaolvjigao,dengwodaoleyiyuan,shoushuyijinganpaihaole。
shoushushiwai,yishengdilaishuqiantongyishu,wohaobuyouyudiqianxia“zhoushuyi”demingzi,haitiexindibeizhu:“qingwubiqiechuganjing,bimianfufa。”
qiahaozheishi,doudouxingleguolai。
kandaozhunbeizuojueyushoushudeyisheng,tazhijiebeiheniaole。
wolenglengyixiao,“chengziyangnizhongyuxinglea?”
tingdaowojiaotadebenming,doudouyixiajiulengzhule,ciketadeyanshenli,zheishengxialehaipadeqingxu。
“wuwu......”
tahaixiangchangshizhengzha,danshizaizhuanyedeyishengmianqian,tadefankangqibudaorenhezuoyong。
yishengyebuguandoudoudezhengzha,baozhetajiuzhunbeiwangshoushutaizouqu。
erzheishihou,wodedianhuaxiangleqilai。
是周舒怡打来的。
woyijietong,duimianjiuchuanlaizhoushuyidenuma。
“zhangyaoxiunishibushiyoumaobing?”
“wojidoudoumaidexianglian,woyunxunituilema?”
wolenglengyixiao,“zhoushuyi,nijigoumaixianglian,pingshenmeyaowofuqianni?”
dianhuaneitouchenmolejimiao,“zhangyaoxiu,nizhenshiyuelaiyueyoubenshile。”
“womashangdaojia,nizuihaodangmianjiwojieshiqingchu!”
kedangtadakaimen,zhoushuyishayanle。
“zhangyaoxiu,nibadoudoudainaerqule?”
woweiweiyixiao,“doudouxihuanluanniao,jirannibuguan,wojiuzhiyoudaitalaizuojueyushoushule。”
“xianzaiyijingjinleshoushushi......”
【4】
zhoushuyidejianjiaoshengjihuzhensuilewodeermo。
“zhangyaoxiu!**shibushifengle?!doudoushiwoerzi!nipingshenmeyanleta?!”
“nixianzaizainaer?ganjinjiwobadoudoudaihuilai!”
“yaoshiniganjitazuojueyushoushu,wojiuyanleni!”
wojinjinzhuazheshouji,shengyinlengdexiangbing:
“zhoushuyi,doudoubuguoshinijianhuilaideliulanggoueryi,wojitazuojueyuyeshiweiletahao。”
“nidaodizaijidongshenme?nandaozheilimianyoushenmeyinqingma?”
zhoushuyideshengyinyixiajiuhuangle。
“zhangyaoxiu,nandaonishijuedewoheyitiaogouzhijianyoushenmebukegaorendemimima?”
“nidesixiangnengbunengbuyaozheimewochuo!”
wobuxiangzaitingdaotadeshengyin,yushiwojiuzhijieguaduanledianhua。
henkuaizhoushuyijicongcongjiuganlaiguolai,tajihushipomenerru。
tachongjinchongwuyiyuanshi,toufasanluan,zhuangronghuadiao,yanjinghongzhongdexiangliangkeshutoudetaozi。
“zhangyaoxiu,doudouni?”
wozhilezhishoushushidefangxiang。
tayibatuikaidangludehushi,zhibenshoushushimenkou,quezaikandaoshoushutaishangyijingfenghewanbi、xuruoquansuodedoudoushi,zhenggerenxiangbeileipizhongbanjiangzaiyuandi。
“doudou……”tazhandouzheshenchushou,zhijiangangchudaodoudoudeerduo,yanleijiujuedibanzaxialai。
doudouxuruodiwuyanyisheng,weibawulididongledong,xiangshizaihuiyingtadehuhuan。
zhoushuyimengdizhuanshen,zhijiajihuqiajinwodeshoubei:“zhangyaoxiu!**zhidaozijizaizuoshenmema?!doudoushiwoerzi!nipingshenmeyanleta?!”
woshuaikaitadeshou,shengyinlengdexiangshoushudao:“zhoushuyi,tabuguoshinijianlaideliulanggou,jueyuduigouhao,niyegaiqingxingle——niyangdeshitiaogou,bushiren。”
taxiangshibeizheijuhuacizhongyaohai,turanxiesidilidixiaoqilai,xiaoshenglihunzhekuqiang:“qingxing?zhangyaoxiu,**caigaiqingxing!niyiweiwobuzhidaonizaixiangshenme?nijiduyitiaogou!jidutabinizhongyao!”
tapushanglaisichewodeyiling,yanleibitihuleyilian,“nijingranheyitiaogouzhengfengchicu?”
womengdizuanjinquantou,zhijiashenshenqiajinzhangxin。
dancike,wojingchuqidipingjing:“zhoushuyinishuodedui,wojiushiweileyitiaogouzaichicu。”
“zainiyanliwolianzheiyitiaogoudouburu,wonengbuchicuma?”
taxiangshibeichouzousuoyouliqi,liangqiangzhehoutuiliangbu,diezuozaishoushushidezhangyishang。
doudouzhengzhazhepaqilai,yongshiluludebizicengtadeshouxin,taquezhishisisidingzhedimian,yanleiwushengdizazaidibanshang。
wochenjitaochushouji,diaochuzaoyizhunbeihaodefenshouxieyi:“zhoushuyi,womendaociweizhiba。”
【5】
tamengditaitou,yanshenlishanguoyisiwocongweijianguodehenli:“fenshou?zhangyaoxiu,nizuomeng!”
tayibaqiangguoshoujishuaizaidishang,pingmushunjiansuilie,“zhiyaowobushuofenshou,nijiuyongyuanbiexiangshuaidiaowo!”
wowanyaojianqishouji,pingmuliewenliyingchuzijiniuqudelian。
yuanlai,tagenbenbuzaihuwoshifouzhiqing,yebuzaihuwoshifoutongku。
wolengxiaoyisheng,“wozhishitongzhini,bingbuxuyaozhengqiunidetongyi。”
wozhanqishenlai,shengyinlengdexiangbing:“jintianwojiuhuicongfangjianlibanchuqu,buzaidaraonimenliangge。”
shuowan,wojiujuejuedizhuanshenlikai。
 
                 给家里的狗做绝育后,女朋友疯了
                                给家里的狗做绝育后,女朋友疯了