师尊，我不收歪瓜裂枣
《师尊，我不收歪瓜裂枣》 小说介绍
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《师尊，我不收歪瓜裂枣》 第一章 你敢辱我师尊 免费试读
第一章你敢辱我师尊
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houlaiwojiangtayangzaimodianhougong，xiaozheshuoshizunduolvle，womoyuyebushishenmewaigualiezaodoushou。
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diyicijianliyuan，shizaiwanjianxianzongdewendaodadian。
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「shaochixinwangxiangle，liyuanxianjunzongshishoutuyelunbuzheni！」
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「你上前来。」
zhengzaiwohusiluanxiangzhiji，gaolingzhihuaturankaikou，shengruqiren，wanruoyuwufenfen，saluozhuye。
「愣着作甚？」
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「woyushouniweitu，niyiheru？」
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「dizilinweibaijianshizun！」
aniangshuowotianshenghaoming，guoranbujia。
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「shidikenshoutuziranshihaoshi，shouyigeshishoushoulianggeyeshishou，burulaigehaoshichengshuangba。」
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「womingbaishixiongdeyisi。」liyuanmiansepingjing。
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「diziguanyuebaijianshizun！」
liyuanhanshou，yijiumianjingwubo。
「guanyue，weiwozuoxiadadizi。」
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「拜见大师兄。」
guanyuewanmouhanxiao，dashangwodeshoubeilanleyilan。
「shimeihebiduolini？」
「林薇！」
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「shizun，wo......」
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「nishixiongdaodinianshao，xinzhibujian，shounimeishuyingxiangkonghuailexiuxing。」
「wuqingdaochengzhiqian，huafujinyibuxuzaichuan，huanxieposude，xingziyegaile，duanzhongchenwenxie，buxuzaiduirenxiao。」
aniangjingxintiaojiwotiaodeyishangyazaixiangdi，wokaishirifuyiridechuansuyibaishang。
ouyuqitafengmendenvdizigaoshengtanxiao，shenzhejinchoucaixiu，huatuanjincu，huangruoshenfeixianzi。
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neixiepuzi，wocongweitazuguo。
用不上那些，我想。
zhiyaowochenxiaxinlaihaohaoxiulian，shaoyutarenjiaoji，dadaoshizunduiwodeyaoqiu，tajiuhuixiangtengaishixiongyiyangtengaiwo。
henqiguai，woheguanyuelingdedoushiqinchuandizidefenli，shizunxingqinglengdan，duiwoyuduitasihudoubingwuteshuduidai，danwoshizhongjuedetadaishixiongbiwoqinjin。
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「geweishidishimeizaishuoshenme？hebujiaoshijieyetingshangyiting。」
chuanbaolanyishandeyuanlianshimeizhangkousihuxiangjieshishenme，weishoudexingseyishanjianlianshidijiangtawangshenhouyidang，shengqilingrendao:
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「啪！」
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「shidizheibanbujingzunzhang，buzhishinaweizhanglaozuoxiagaozu？」
「niganruwoshizun！」tayoujiaorangqilai。
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woyizhuantou，duishangyishuangshuxideyanjing。
guanyueshigezhangxiushanwudexingzi，buxianggejianxiu，jianxiuyibandoushilengyingde，xiangshizunyiyang。
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taguoranyoulaihuaiwohaoshile。woxiang。
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「shimei，nishuoshibushi？linshijieganggangchadianshalewo！」
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「hao！kanzaishixiongdemianzishang…」xiaopangxiebuzaizhangyawuzhua，jingduolejifenguaiqiao。
「不好。」
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「shixiong，nimaitanggaodeshihou，keluguoyijiazhifenpuzime？laobanniangkehaihao？shenziguhaiyinglangme？」
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niangqinlilenvhu，youqitengaiwo，youhuitongwoshuonvweiyuejizherong，rangwoanxinyidaban。
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wobanlaiyiyousannian，tacongweitazuguowodejusuo。
jinri，youshiweiheerlaini。
「弟子拜见师尊。」
woheguanyuebuzaijiaotan，qishenjiliyuanxingli。
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「shizuntedilaikanshimei？neidiziqibushilaidehenbushishihou，zaizheilitaoshizundexian，keliandizilianshimeiyikouchadoumeiheshang…」
wobujinyouxiexinjingroutiao，shizunzuizhonglifa，guanyuezenmegan…
「yueer，moyaohunao。」
chuhuyiliaode，womeiyoudenglaishizundezema，tasihuyecongweizaiwomianqianchizeguoguanyue。
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「dizimingbai，dizimingbai，zheijiugun，zheijiugun。」
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keshishizhengming，tianshengjiangudeguanyuejiushibitianshengmeigudewotaoxi。
「linwei，weishicengyunishuoguo，wuqingdaochengzhiqiannixuduanzhuangzichi，dongxinrenxing，niyoushiruhezuode？」
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「shizun，bingfeidizidaiduo，dizizhengrisuyibaishang，bimenbuchu，keshitamenshuo…」
「linwei。」shizundaduanwo。
「何谓无情道？」
「kantoufanqingningdaoxin，buweiwaiwusuodong，keshishizun…」
「nicongjinrikaishibiguan，cantouzaichuguan，buyaosixiatongnishixiongjianmian，daoweichengnanyameigu，mohuilenishixiongdaoji。」
「弟子…遵命。」
wotaitoushimanyanleihen，yinshileyishan。
jusuoyibeibumanlejiejie，gangcaiwosuobaideweizhi，cishikongwuyiren。
fushiwodexiaotongzaoyibujianzongying，xushishizunqiansanle，wochediyuwaijiegejuele。
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dangshiwoshebudeaniang，shuowobugenxianrenzoulele，aniangxiaozhexiaozhejiukule，zaiwotoushangqiaoleyiji。
「小薇，你得去。」
「zheishidaoyunvzibenjiujiannan，kenigenlexianrenjiubuyiyangle，youhenduonvxianrenbubinanxianrencha，zhiyaonixuehaoxianfa，jiunengzhengdeyixizhidi。」
「daoshihounizailaijieaniang，aniangdepuziyoulenichengyao，neixiepiziyebuganzailaile。」
shia，wodayingguoaniang，yaohaohaoxuexianfa。
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yiribuxingjiuliangri，yinianbuxingjiuliangnian。
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wodexinzhongyuhewodejianyiyanglengle。
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「dizilinweibaijianshizun，diziwuqingdaoyichucheng，qingshizunyundizixiashanlilian。」
sinianguoqu，wotunxiaqingse，yuefachenwen。
「准。」
wotingjianzhudianchuanlailiyuandeqinglengsangyin，huangruogeshi。
woshenshenyibai，suihouqishenlikai，zaiweihuitou。