《老婆把我当冤大头》 小说介绍
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dianyingfabuhuixianchang,womuduleneirangrenxinsuideyimu。
zhongmukuikuizhixia,yinghoulaopodangzhongxuanbuzijidelianrenshichenghao。
yourenxiaoshengyilun:“yinghoubushiyijingjiehunlema?zheiyangzuoshibushitaiguofenle...”
zheihuachuandaotaerzhong,taqingmieyixiao:
“jialineigefeiwu,zhengtianyoushouhaoxian,haibushikaowoyangzhe?woxianggensheizaiyiqijiugensheizaiyiqi!”
wokanzhezheiyiqie,momoshouqimuqingangjiwodexiangmuhetong,botongledianhua。
“chenlvshi,mafannizhunbeiyifenlihunxieyi。”
“limishu,tongzhidongshihui,lijizhongzhiyusongshisuoyouhezuo。”
1.
wogangzoujinfabuhuixianchang,jiutingdaoyizhenqieqiesiyu。
“tianna,luxianshengzenmelaile?”
zheijuhuaxianglianyibanzairenqunzhongkuosankailai。
suoyourendemuguangdoujujiaozaiwoshenshang。
chenghaolouzhesongyudeyao,yanzhongshanguoyisibuxie。
“陆烨来了。”
songyutiaoletiaomei,yuqiqingtiao:
“talaileyouzenmeyang?xianzaiwokeshinabianleguoneiwaidejiang......he!lundedaotalaiguanwo?”
shuowan,tahaiguyiwangchenghaohuailikaolekao。
yigenianqingjizhekanbuxiaqu,yadishengyinwenwo:
“luxiansheng,ninjiuzheimeyanzhengzhengdikanzhetamendangzhongjinindailvmao?”
wolenglengyixiao:“gounannveryi,suitamenquba。”
zheiyimuhenkuaibeirenfadaowangshang,pinglunzhaleguo。
最扎心的一条写着:
“zhenaimianqian,hunyinsuanshenme?renjiayinghouzaojiuxinyousuoshu,xianrenshixiangdixuanzetuichang,daoyebushitimian。”
wokanzheshoujipingmu,yanshenjianjianbingleng。
cike,songyuhechenghaoyijingzuozaitaishangerbinsimo,wanquanbawodangchenglekongqi。
takaozaichenghaohuaili,lianshangxiemanledeyi。
wokanzhetazaichenghaomianqianenaduozideyangzi,xinliyizhenfahan。
pingrilizaiwomianqianzhuangqinggao,shuoshenmebuxihuanpaotoulumian,xianzaidaoshibaneixie**jingerdoushichulaile。
zheizhong**luodeshuangbiao,rangwohenbudelikesisuitaneizhangxuweidemianju。
huanzuoyiqian,wohuoxuhuixianggelengtouqingyiyangchongshangqugenchenghaodadachushou。
danxianzai,wozhijuedezheilianggetiaoliangxiaochoukexiaozhiji。
jirantaganbeipanwodexinren,neijiubieguaiwowuqing。
shangchangshangdeshouduan,kebizheixieshangbudetaimiandebaxihenduole。
zheiduigounannvdegoudang,qishiyoulaiyijiu。
yaozhuisudaosongyuhaishigemomowuwendeshibaxiannvxingdeshihou。
zuichutazhinengjiexielongtaojiaose,houlaixiangjinjunyixian,quezongshibeipaijizaiwai。
shiwojiezhumuqinzaiyulequanderenmai,weitazhengqudaolejigeda**denvzhujiaose,haitouzi**letazhuyandedianying。
zheicairangtacongjijiwumingdexiaoyanyuanyiyuechengweizhishoukeredeyinghou。
songyuxianglaishoushi,danneitiantashenyeweigui,wodanxindiqujuzuzhaota。
quezaifujindejiudianzhuangjiantahechenghaoloubaozhezouchulai。
woerhuabushuochongshangqianqu,yiquanjiubachenghaodafanzaidi。
2.
taturanxiesidilididahan,shuochenghaozhishipeitajiedaixindianyingtouzifang。
wolenglengkanzhetazheifuzitai,yanshenzhongshanguoyisishayi。
zuoweilushijituandejichengren,wocongbuqueshaonvrendezhuipeng,dansongyudechuxianrangwodiyicitihuidaolexindongdeziwei。
wobenyiweizheijiushimingzhongzhudingdezhenai,quebuzhizheizhishitajingxinshejidequantao。
kanzhetaxiesidilideyangzi,wolenglengyixiao,quehaishiannazhulexinzhongdenuhuo。
tasuihouyouzhaojiekoujieshi,shuotahechenghaozhishigongzuoguanxi,rangwobiehusiluanxiang。
woxinzhidumingshishibingfeirucijiandan,quehaizaiziqiqiren。
bijing,woyijingzaitashenshangtouruletaiduo。
ranerwodeyinrenzhihuanlaitadedecunjinchi。
zaisongyuxinpianfabuhuishang,chenghaoyouyicixianshen,liangrendangzhemeitidemianshangyanqinmixima。
meitimenfenfenchaozuotamenshixinyidaiyinmuqinglv。
shenzhiyoujizhexunwentamenheshinengzaidayinmushanghezuo。
songyubudanmeiyouchengqing,fanerhanqingmaimaidibiaoshiqidaiyuchenghaohezuo。
woyanshenyileng,dabuchongxiangtaiqian,quebeibaoansisilanzhu。
shihousongyuleiyanposuodikanzhewo:
“alu,niweishenmezongshibulijiewo?zheizhishigongzuoxuyaoa。nizheiyang,rangwozaiquanlihennanzuoren。”
程昊则冷眼看着我:
“luye!nizheiyangyishenyigui,zhihuihuileyuerdeqiancheng。”
woqiangrenzhenuhuo,jinghaitianzhendiyiweijitashijianjiunengxiangmingbai。
jingguoyizhoudelengzhan,wozhudongzhaotatanpan。
taquebianbenjiali,yixinpianxuanchuanweiyou,yaoqiuwozaimeitiqiangongkairencuo。
zheirangquanneirenduiwolengchaorefeng,shuolujiashaoyeyeyoujintian。
我始终想不明白。
woweitaqingjinsuoyou,dongyonglujiazaiyulequandeziyuanweitapulu。
dangchutaleiyanmenglongdishuoaiwo,shuowoshitadequanbu。
weileta,wobuxiyujiazujuelie。ketaqueyicicibeipanwodexinren,lingwoxinrusihui。
rujinxianglai,kexiaozhiji。
zheigenvren,bupeidedaowodeai。
cike,fabuhuixianchangyipianxuanhua。
songyuturanjiaoxiayihua,zhenggerenxianghoudaoqu。
chenghaoyanjishoukuaidiyibalouzhutaxianxideyaozhi,liangrenshunshidaozairouruandeditanshang。
“yuer,nimeishiba?”chenghaowenroudifumozhetadelianjia,muguangzhuozhuo。
songyuxiusedidixiatou,duozaitahuaili,yinlaiyipianjinghusheng。
shanguangdengshunjianliangchengyipian,jiangzheiaimeidehuamiandingge。
zheiduigounannvyanjifukuadishangyanzhekuqingxima,sihaobugujiwodecunzai。
wolengyankanzhezheiyiqie,shouzhiqingqingqiaojizhezuoyifushou。
jirannimenzheimexihuanyanxi,neiwobujieyirangnimenchangchangzhenshideziwei。
3.
womeiyouxiangdafaleiting,fanerqingqingguzhang:
“jirannimenzheimetouru,hebizaizhuangmozuoyang?nimenxiangzenyangjiuquzuoba,wojuebuzulan。”
qinggongyanshang,zaizhongrenqihongshengzhong,chenghaolouzhesongyudeyao,liangrenqinmidituibeihuanzhan。
sanchangshiqitarendouzoule,songyuquejiaodididishuochenghaozuidelihaimeirenzhaokan,feiyaoliuxialai。
wolengxiaoyisheng,zhuanshenyuzou,quebeitaroushenghanzhu。
“alu,nijiubiezoule!haogenanshoudehen,woyigerenmangbuguolai,nibangmangqumaidianjiejiuyao。”
我眼神一冷:
“wozhaoguta?nijuedetapeima?”
songyuyanzhongshanguoyisihuangluan,suijihuanshangchuchukeliandebiaoqing。
“nizenmezongshizheiyang,haogeweizheibuxifuchuleneimeduo。nigailijiewomendegongzuo,bielaoshizheiyangtiaotadeci。”
shuozhe,tawenrouditichenghaocashietoudehanshui,yanshenzhongmanshiguanqie。
chenghaoturanzhengkaiyan,qingqinglaguosongyudeshouzaichunbianyiwen,youruowuqishidibishangyanjing。
rensheidounengkanchuchenghaoshizaizhuangzui,dansongyuquebiaoxiandehenziran,jiuhaoxiangbuzhidaochenghaoshizhuangzuiyiyang。
wolengyankanzhezheichangxima。
jirannimenxiangyan,wobujieyifengpeidaodi。
zhiyaosongyukaikou,wosuishikeyijitaziyou,chengquanzheiduigounannv。
jianwochenmobuyu,songyuqingshengxiyudishuo:
“alu!nizongshizheiyangbuxinrenwo,jiulianbanggexiaomangdoubuyuanyi,ai。”
shuowan,tafuzhechenghaoquqiantaikailefangjian,liangrenxianghuyiweizhezoulejinqu。
zheishiwocaixiangqijialideyaochihaizaisongyuneili。
woquqiaomen,quezhitingjiantaguzuojiaoroudeshengyin:
“haoge,nixianxiuxi,woqukaimen。”woquechichibujiantalaikaimen。
wowojinquantou,xinxiang,zheigeshijiandiangenbenzhaobudaokaisuoderen。
wunaizhixia,zhinengzaijiudianlingkaiyijianfang。
yinweizhishengzuihouyijianfang,wozhujinletamengebi。
dangwan,yourenbabaitianliangrenqinmidezhaopianfadaolejuzuqunli。
yiqunkankelikekaishiqihong。
“songyinghouhechenghaozhenshitianzaodishedeyidui,kexitayijingjiehunle。”
“jiehunzenmele?mourengenbenpeibushangyinghou,chenzaolilesuanle。”
“yaobushiyouchenghaojiameng,zheibudianyingnayoujintiandechengji。”
kanzhezheixieayufengchengdeyanlun,wolengxiaoyisheng。
zheixiechunhuohaibuzhidao,zhengbudianyingdezijindoushiwoanzhongyonglujiadeguanxibangsongyuchoucuode。
xiangrangzheibuxichediliangliang,wozhixuyaoyigedianhua。
jiudiangeyinxiaoguotaicha,banyewoqingxiditingjiangebichuanlaisongyuroumeideshengyin。
“haoge,wozhendehaoaini。”
4.
“dangchuniquhaolaiwuhaidaizheneigefeiwuyiqi,wochadianyiweiniduita...”
“woxinlizhiyouhaogeniyigeren,nizhidaode。yaobushiyinweinihuilaile,woyebuhuifangxiasuoyougongzuoqujichangjieni。zhiyuta,buguoshigekelianchongbale。womenbushuotale,haojiubujian,zhenxiangni。”
“yuer,woyexiangnile。nishenshanghaoxiang,shibushituleshenmexiangshui......”
fangjianlichuanlaiaimeideshengxiang,wozhanzaigebifangjian,lenglengditingzhezheiyiqie。
yuanlai,zheijiushitadezhenmianmu。
woluyezaishangchangshangchizhafengyun,quebeizheigenvrenwannongyuguzhangzhijian。
taconglaijiumeibawodanghuishi,wobuguoshitadengchenghaohuiguoqiandeyigexiaoqianbale。
nanguaidangchutazhudongshihao,wohaiyiweitazhenkanshanglewozheigeren。
neitiandeshiwojideqingqingchuchu。
tashuoyaohemougedadaoyantanxinxidetouzi,rangwobangtachuligongsishiwu。
erwozhengzaizhuchiyichangjiazhishangbaiwandebinggouhuiyi,jibianshaodao39duyedeyaoyachengzhe。
weileburangtadanxin,woliantuishaoyaodoushitoutouchide。
ketahuilaishi,yishanbuzheng,bozishangneijigeaimeidehongyinzibeitaqingmiaodanxiedishuoshiguomin。
kanzhetayanzhongshanguodehuangluan,woqiangrenzhenuhuo,haidezhuangzuoshenmedoubuzhidao。
he,woluyezonghengshangchangzheimeduonian,shenmeyinmouguijimeijianguo?
quezaiganqingshangzailezheimedayigegentou。
buguo,zheigechou,wohuishibeibaibeiditaohuilai。
suiranzaoyikantouzheiyiqie,danneixinyiranyongshangyizhencitong。
zheizhongbeiqipianhebeiyoudeganjue,rangwowojinlequantou,yanzhongshanguoyisishayi。
ciriqingchen,wozaozaolaidaojiudian。
gangzoudaofangmenkou,jiukanjianchenghaoguangzheshangshen,yiliandeyidituimenerchu。
songyucongbeihouqingqinglouzhutadeyao,roushengdao:
“haoge,wanshanghailaihaobuhao?”
kandaowoshi,talianseyibian,huangmangsongkaishou:
“ni...nizenmehuizaizhei?”
womuguanglenglengsaoguodishangsanluodebiyuntao,zuijiaogouqiyimojifeng:
“woweishenmezaizhei?daraodaonimenzuowangandehaoshilema?”
 
                 老婆把我当冤大头
                                老婆把我当冤大头