《谁说他全家废物?都造反称帝了》 小说介绍
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自古才子多骚人。
zonghuiyouneimeyidianerteshudeaihao。
yexiushangbeizi,bujinshiwuli、guwenxueshuangliaoboshi,hainaguominjianshufa、shuhuadengduogejiangxiang。
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baozhechangshidetaidu,zhangjudejuedingjiyexiuyicijihui,“yanliao、zhizhangshenmede,douyoubendiantigong。ruguohuadehao,kebichaoshuzhengdeduoduole。”
“zhangjude,neijiuzhunbeiyixia,xianzaijiukeyikaishi。”yexiuxiongyouchengzhudizixinmanman。
“guoran,nianqingrencaigengyoujiqing。”
zhangjudeyehaoqiyexiudezhenzhengshuiping,daizhetajiuqulesanloudejingshi。
玉泉书斋很大。
yilouzhuyaoshigezhongjingyao,yijisishuwujingdezhujie。
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chuleshoumaiqu,sanlouhaiyouliujianyonglaizuohua、chaoshudejingshi。
“zhangjude,duishencaiyangmaoshenmede,youyaoqiuma?”
huodonghuodongshouzhi,yexiushuliandidiaopeihaoyanliao,tankaihuazhi。
“xiaoxiongdi,guoranzaixing。”
zhangjudelveweichensi,kaishixingronglipingerheximenqingdedagaiyangmao。
“dingzhiban?”yexiuminminzui,“zhangjude,dingzhibanhesuixingban,kebushiyigejiage。”
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anzhaozhangjudemiaoshu,yexiukaishizuohua。
buyihuierdegongfu,yizhangmixitujiuyueranzhishang。
renwuxianmingjingmeijuelun,xiangshizhuruleshengmingli,rangrenyishifenbuqingshihuazhongrenheguizhongren。
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congzuichudeqidai,daohuxichenzhong,zhangjudezhenggerendouxianrutuzhongwufaziba。
“zhangjude,juedezheifutuhuaruhe?”
yexiufangxiahuabi,huanglehuangfasuandeshoubei,duizijidezuopinyeshifenmanyi。
啊?
啊!
zhangjude,yecongmizuizhongjingxing。
心里直呼卧槽!
laofucongyesanshiyuzai,jiucongmeiweijianguorucitianfuyibingzhitu。
“wanmeixiangdao,xiaolangjunhaishigemixishengshou!”
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yuquanshufangzheiyangdehuoer,haiyouhenduo,duohuajitaomixitu,zugougonglaodiedushule。
“chengjiao。danhaiwangzhangjudeweiwobaomi。”
yexiuduizhezhangjudegonggongshou,tichuzijideyaoqiu。
mixituzheidongxi,bijingnandengdaya。
jianglaiwanyilaodiezhongzhuangyuan,weijugaowei,rangrenshuotaerzishihuamixitudejiubumeiguanle。
“xiaolangjunfangxin,xiaodianjuebuhuiduiwaitouluniderenhexinxi。”zhangjudechangkuaidaxiao。
suiji,zhangjudiquchuyiliangyinzi,dijiyexiu,zuoweidingjin。
errenyuedinghaoshijian,yexiumeitianshangwulaizheilizuohua。
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zouchushuzhai,jiukanjianbeimenqiaoxiayougehuntuntan。
tanweibuda,zhiyouyizhangzhangzhuo,heliangtiaozhangyi。
xunchangbaixingjialidouchiliangdunfan,suoyizhongwudeshihou,gukebushihenduo,xixilala。
摊主是一对儿母女。
xiaotanbujinmaihuntun,haimaiyaxuefensihecongyoubing。
laidaotanweiqian,wenzhecongyoudexiangqi,yexiutaozuiqizhong:dui,jiushizheigeweier!
咯咯!
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meimouzhong,yetouzheyigulingdongheconghui。
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weixiaodeshihou,youdaizhejinchihewanyue。
rangrenkanyiyan,jiunengwangjiyiqiebumeihaodexinqinghezaotoudingdefanxinshi。
jiuhaoxiang,kuangfengbaoyuhoujiandaodeqisecaihong。
“youyou,bieneimemeiguiju,biebakerenhepaole。”
furencalecazhuozi,“xiaoge,kuaizuo。bendiandezhaopaijiushiyaxuefensihecongyoubing,baonichiguozheicixiangxiaci。”
zheishijinlingchengdezhaopaixiaochi。
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gezhongxiaochichilewushu,kezuiwangbule,jiushizheiyikouer。
buyihuier,shaonvduanlaiyaxuefensihecongyoubing。
limiandepeiliaobujinyouyaxue,haiyouyachang、doufuguo。
conghuadexiangwei,rangtangdigengjianongyuchunhou。
xiyikoufen,chiyikouyaxue,zaiheleyikoutang,jianzhijiushirenjianzhiwei。
“可以打包吗?”
zhayanjian,tangwanjiandi,yexiubeiganshutan。
“nidaiwanlema?”shaonvwen。
“meidai。”yexiuyaoyaotou,“wojizhuzaiwulongxiang,jinmendisijia。”
“zheicijiusuanle,xiacidabaojidezijidaiwan。”
shaonvyemeiweinanyexiu,zhuanmentiaoledayihaoerdewan,jitazhuanglemanmanyidawan。
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wulongxiangrukou,youyijiaroupu。
yinweijiagebianyi,rouzhijiaohao,gukeluoyibujue。
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zairoupuli,haichuanlaiyizhenzhendekesousheng。
yigebeizheyaoxiangdedafu,heyigemianxiongsishadezhuanghanzoulechulai。
dafumianrongyansuditixingdao,“aobuguojinwanle,zhunbeihoushiba。”
zhuanghanwenyan,yizhenxuanyun,shuangtuifaruan,zhenggerentanruanzaidishang,“zheliangle,yehuiyaorenming?”
谁说他全家废物?都造反称帝了