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第1章
suguanayiyizhidougenwoguanxihenhao,jingchangzhaowoliaotian。
zaiyiciwoquzhaotahou,tachaozhedianhuaneitoujieshao,xiaoyiyingyingdishuowoshitaxinyideerxifu。
wotingdaozheihuamaogusongran,jianjiandishuyuanlesuguanayi。
quemeixiangdao,youyitian,tahuirangzijideerzitoutouqianruwodesushe......
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suguanayijiaocenghongmei,woyizhidouhantahongmeiyi。
hongmeiyidexinggehenhao,buxiangqitasuguanayixiongsheneshade。
womenloudenvshengyoushenmeshiqingdouhuiquzhaota,tayeconglaibujujue。
zaiyicisusheshuiguanloushuihou,wozhaodaolehongmeiyi,congneitiankaishiwohetajiuchenglepengyou。
“hongmeiyi,zheishiwocongshitangdailaidecaibaozi,nidezuiai。”
wohuanglehuangshoulidesuliaodaichaozhehongmeiyishuodao。
hongmeiyishoulinazheshouji,zhengzaichaozheshoujipingmushuozheshenme,shenqingyuyue。
jianhongmeiyizaidadianhua,woyeanjinglexialai。
meixiangdaohongmeiyijuqishoujifangzailewomianqian,xiaohehedishuodao:“tiantian,nikanzheishiwoerzi。”
hongmeiyideshoujixiangsuhenhu,dannapashixiangsuhenhuwodounengkanjianduimiannanrenlvedaiweisuodeyanshenzhengzaishangxiadaliangwo。
“you,xiaomeinvhaitinghaokan,zheijiushimaniyaojieshaojiworenshidema?”
hongmeiyixiaodehenkaixin,erwoxinliqueyouxiebushufu,shenmejiaojieshaojitarenshi?
hongmeiyixiamianshuodehuarangwozhenjingdaole。
“aiyo,nitaixinjile,tiantianrenhenhao,shiwoxinlizuijiaerxifudexuanze,nigentahaohaoxiangchujiuzhidaomadeyanguangbuhuicuode。”
nanrenzaidianhuaneitouxiaodeweisuo。
“tiantianyoumeiyoutanguonanpengyoua?”
hongmeiyibanchenbanguaidipieleyiyanshoujishuodao:“tiantiankeshiqinkoujiwojiang,tacongxiaodaodashoudoumeibeirenqianguoni。”
“nikedezhuadianjin,tiantianwoshikanzhongde,daxuelimianxihuantiantiandeyebushaoe。”
wozaipangbianquanshenjiangying,kanzheduizhedianhuatanxiaofengshengdehongmeiyigandaoyizhenmosheng。
zheizhendeshiyiqiandeneigehongmeiyima?
woshiyinweixinrentacaihuijiangzijideshiqingshuojitating,jieguotaxianzaishiwujuxidishuojiyigemoshengnanshengting,haibawodangzuoshangpinyiyang,rangtaerzihengliangwodejiazhi?
zheiyishunjian,woyouyidianxiangtao。
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wozhuanshenchaowaizouqu,hongmeiyikanjianwodedongzuohoulikehandao:“ai,tiantiannixianbiezou,kankanwojiaerzitianci,kannikandezhongbu?”
wobuzijuediniejinshoulidesuliaodaishuodao:“hongmeiyi,wohaibuxiangtanlianai。”
hongmeiyidelianshangdexiaoyijiangleyishun。
“aiyo,wodeshaguniang,zhishiliaoliaotian,yuanfenshiqiangqiubudede。”
“wojiaerzihenbucuode,nijiazaiashiwoerziyezaiashishangban,yihoujiusuanzaiyiqiyebuyaokaolvyidideshiqing,duohao。”
wotaitouduishanghongmeiyideyanjing,suirantashuohuadeshihoushixiaozhede,danshiwohaishigandaoleyisibuyueyijiyinyindeyapo。
wohuranbeiganyali,yeyouyizhongxiangyaodasizhiqiandezijideneigechongdong。
woshuohongmeiyiyiqianwenwojiadeqingkuangwendeneimezixishiweileshenme,xianzaidaoshizhidaole。
yuanlaishiweiletadeerzitiaoerxi。
“hongmeiyi,xiexienidehaoyi,wobuxiangxianzaitanlianai,wojiuxianzoule。”
liaoxiazheijuhua,woyebuguanhongmeiyidelianse,zhijiezhuanshenlikai。
zhidaohuidaosushe,wohaijinghunweiding。
sheyoukanjianwozheiyang,fenfenshangqianwenhou。
“tiantian,nizheishizenmele?zenmemantoudoushilenghan?”
woyizhidouhenxinrentamen,yushijianggangcaideshiqingyuanyuanbenbendishuojitamenting。
tingwanwoshuodehua,zhongrenliansedousuanbushanghao。
qizhongyigesheyoucaijialishuodao:“nanguaihongmeiyizongshiwenwojiadejiatingqingkuang,yuanlaidadeshizheigezhuyia。”
zheimeyiwencaizhidao,yuanlaiwomensushedesigerendoubeihongmeiyiyouyiwuyidedatingguojiatingqingkuang。
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jiuzaizheishi,wodeshoujizhendongleyixia。
wodakaishoujiyikan,yitiaosaoraoduanxin。
“womakandeshangnishinifuqi,nibuyaobuzhihaodai。”
yizhongwuxingdefennuyongshangxintou,haimeifanyingguolai,weixinduoleyigedanchuang,tajuranhaijiawohaoyoule。
yikanjiushihongmeiyituijiande。
wosikaoleyixia,zhijielaheile。
lingwaiyigesheyoutangjiajiashuodao:“tiantian,niyebiedanxin,mingtiannijiuquzhaohongmeiyishuoqingchu,shizaibuxingwomenqucanjiajuhui,nizhaoyigenanpengyou,neimetayinggaijiubuhuizailaizhaonile。”
ganshoudaosheyoumendeyoushan,neikejinzhangdexinshunjianqingsonglebushao。
zhishimeixiangdao,wanshangchaqindeshihou,hongmeiyijiulaile。
yiqianchaqin,hongmeiyidoushizhengzhiyanbizhiyan,buhuiqiaomencha。
erzheici,taqiaowomensushedemenqiaodezhentianxiang,sihudaizhebuman。
“nimen8012sushekuaikaimen,chaqin!”
womenhuhuanleyigeyanshen,suihoutangjiajiaqukailemen。
“ayi,womenrendouzai。”
hongmeiyiqueyigaiwangchangheaidemoyang,siyouruowudipielewoyiyanshuodao:“zhangtian,nilaheiwoerzidexinxishizenmehuishi?”
“wozhidaonimendaxueshengxinqigao,kanbushangwoerzi,danshinizheiyetaimeijiaoyangleba。”
“nibamajiushizheimejiaonide?”
zheijuhuaxiuruxingjiqiang,wodangjibianlelianse。
“hongmeiyi,woyijingshuole,wobuxiangtanlianai,gengbuxianggennierzitan。”
hongmeiyidunshibianlelianse,zhizhewomensushejiushuo:“nimenweishengbuhege,koushifen!”
wozhijieshuodao:“ayi,nijintiankouwomensusheweishengzongyaoshuochuyigemingtangchulaishibushi,buranwokeyaoquwenwenlaoshile。”
“你敢威胁我?”
wobubeibukangdishuodao:“bugan,danshinizaizheiyang,wojiuyaoshuole。”
hongmeiyiyankantaobudaohao,lenghengyishengshuodao:“nimenjiwodengzhe。”
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dengtazouhou,susheyipiananjing。
woyouxiekuijiudishuodao:“jintianzheijianshiqingshiwoduibuqinimen。”
“meishier,tabuhaishimeishenmezhengdangdeliyouma。”
jiuzailiaotiandejianxi,woyoushoudaoleyitiaoxiaoxi,shiwodezhaopian。
jianzheizhangtupiandebeijing,shihongmeiyidesushe,kanlaishihongmeiyi**de,yizhongehanyongshangxintou,yebuzhidaozaiwobuzhidaodeshihou,tajiujing**leduoshaozhang。
xianzaishijiantaiwanle,wojuedingmingtianbaojing。
diertianzaoshang,shangwankewojiudaizheshoujiqubaolejing。
jingchadebanshixiaolvhengao,genjuzhaopiandebeijing,henkuaidaizoulehongmeiyiyijitadeerzi,zhangtianci。
erwozaijingchadepeitongxiagentamenduizhi。
hongmeiyidelianshangdoushibufuqi,kanjianwohoujinghu。
“aiyo,nizheigenvwawaxintaihenle,pingshiyikouyigeyi,xianzaijuranhairangjingchalaizhuawo?”
zhangtiancidiaoerlangdang,semimidikanzhewoshuodao:“zhangdehendaijing,bizhaopianlidehaihaokan。”
wobeitasemimideyanshenhedeyigeduosuo,jingchayansudipailepaizhuozi。
“nimenweijingdangshirenyunxu,si**zhaochuanboyijingfanfalezhibuzhidao?”
zhangtiancidiaokanbandishuodao:“jingchashushu,yuanwanga,takeshiwomatedizaidaxueligenwoxiangkandeerxifu,yihoukeshiyijiaren,nalilaidefanfa?”
jianjingchayihuodikanxiangwo,wolianmangyaotoufoujue。
“jingchashushu,wogenbenburenshita,shitahushuobadao。”
zhangtiancilanyangyangdishuodao:“wolianlaozhangrenzhunaliwodouzhidao,zenmeburenshile?nimenjiazaiashidebinjianghuayuan,jutidehaiyaowoshuoma?”
woxiayishidikanxiangcenghongmei,zheijianshiqingwogentashuoguo,ganshoudaowodeshixian,cenghongmeimeiyousihaoxinxu。
“zheixiedoushinigenwojiangde,woyoumeibazhenidezuishuo。”
tachanmeideduizhejingchashuodao:“jingchatongzhi,xiaoliangkoutanlianainiqingwoyuandeshiqing,buhuihaiyaoguinimenjingchaguanba。”
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zheixie**deyuqidewohunshenduosuo。
woyaozheyashuo:“nimenkezhen**!”
zaiwodejianchixia,cenghongmeimuzixitijianguansuosantianyoubingqiepeichangjiwo500yuan。
tongshiwoyezhidao,zheiyangbunengjiejuewenti。
beiguansantianhou,tamenhaishikeyichulaisaoraowo,zhishixianzaidewoyemeiyouqitadebanfa。
santianzhuanshunjishi,cenghongmeichulaihou,mianshangduiwomensushederendoulengdanlebushao。
duiwomensushedeweishengjianzhishikekedaolejidian,shenmelajitonglibunengzhuanglaji,meiyoucazhuozi,napashiweishengjiandezhilouliyouweishengzhitayehuizhaochashuogebuting。
sushedejigerenduitadexingweihenshinaohuo,danshiyemeiyouqitabanfa,zhinengxinlibiezheyikouqi。
danshitaerzizhangtiancidesaoraoquecongweitingzhi。
youshihuisongjiwoyifenwaimai,youshihuishihua,woquanbudoumeiyouyao,danshitongxuedouzhidaolewoyouyigefengkuangdezhuiqiuzhe。
tahaizonghuiyongbutongdeshoujihaoyixiewodezhaopian,gezhonggeyangde,wuyiliwaiquanshi**。
tadechuxianxiangshiyigeheidong,jiangwodeshenghuogaodeyituanzao。
meiguojitian,wodetanggelaixuexiaokanwo,wodaizhetaquleshitangyiqichilefan。
haiyiqicanguanlebijiaoyoumingdejingdian,wanshangtasongwodaosushemenkou。
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gangqiaojiubeicenghongmeikanjianle。
cenghongmeikanjianzheiyimulimahongleyan,linqisaozhoujiuchaowopuleguolai。
“chaosanmuside**,woerzizheimezhuini,nijuranhaigangenbiedenanrengougoudada,jintianwojiudasinizheigebushoufudaodexiao**!”
woduoshanbuji,zhijiebeisaozhoudadaolegebo,wotonghuchusheng。
tanggelianmanghuzhuwo,duobizhecenghongmeidegongji。
xianzaizhenghaoshidaxueshengchiwanfanxiaoshideshihou,womenzheibiandedongjinghenkuaiyinqilebushaorendeguanzhu,fenfenjiangwomenweizhu。
cenghongmeijianzhuang,qingxugengjiajidong。
“nimendajiakuailaipingpingli,zheigexiao**yibiandiaozhewodeerziyibiangenbiedenanrenchuqudaoxianzaicaihuilai,nimenshuoshuoa!”
wowuzhebeidadedifangshuodao:“wogenbenmeiyoudayingnierzi,woyebuxihuanta,wozaojiushuole。”
“shiniyingyaowogennierzicouchengyidui,woyijingjujuenisancile。”
“yajianzuili,chilipawaidexiao**!wojintianjiudasini!”
tanggeyibajiangwoloujinhuaili,yibajiuqiangguolecenghongmeishoulidesaozhourengzailedishang。
“woshiliangtiantiandetangge,womeidoushuoduinierzimeiyisile,niyaozenyang?”
tanggeliangtingshichangnianjianshende,jiucenghongmeizheizhongdetagenbenbufangzaiyanli。
cenghongmeinuqichongchong,yinyangguaiqidishuodao:“beizhuadaodejianfu**doushitanggetangmeidechenghu,sheizhidaonimenshibushizhende?”
wozhanlechulai,shuodao:“zaizenmeyang,wodesishenghuolunbudaonizhizhidiandian,jiusuanwozhendeyoubiedenanpengyouyounengzenyang?”
“wangwoduinineimehao,nijiushizheimeduiwode?”
cenghongmeigangshuoyiju,yigeheiyingchonglechulai。
zhangtiancizhijieyiquandazailehaowufangbeideliangtinglianshang。
tazuilimamalielie:“wokannishihuonile,ganqiangwonvren?”
liangtingyemeikeqi,zhijiehuijileyiquan。
zhangtiancibeidadeyigeliangqiang,taiqitoushiliangdixuejihuanhuancongbizililiuchu。
cenghongmeilianmangyishengdahan,suihoufuzhulezhangtianci。
ehenhendidingzhewoheliangting。
“woyaobaojing!baojing!”
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yushiwomenyouzaiyicidijinlejingju。
jingchahaishineijigeshumiankong,kanjianyoushiwohouyouxiechijing:“nimenzheishi......”
wogangayixiao,suihoucenghongmeifuzhewangtianciyibachongdaowomenmianqianduizhejingchajiukaishisuku。
“aiyo,jingchatongzhi,nidetiwomenzuozhua,kanzheigenanrenbawoerzidade,aiyo,nikuaibatamenzhuaqilai。”
cenghongmeichezhesangzijiukaishidachaodanao,zaiyuanbenkongkuangdejingchatingligengjiacaozaleqilai。
pianpiantahaimeiyouzizhizhiming,yi**zuozaidishangjiukaishichuixiongdunzu,yifushouletiandaweiqudeyangzi。
jingcharouleroumeixinkanxianglewoshuodao:“nilaishuoshuoshizenmehuishi。”
wojiangshiqingyuanyuanbenbendishuolechulai,cenghongmeiqueshibumanyi,woshuoyijuhuatajiuchayijuzui,shitujiangwomensuzaochenghuairen,batahezhangtiancizhaigeganjing。
jiantazheiyang,wodakaishoujizaixuexiaodeluntanshualeshua,guoranwomenzheijianshiqingbeirenpaizailewangzhanshang。
paishipinderensuiranshoudou,danshidabufendeqingkuanghaishipaidaole,zheiwanquangencenghongmeishuodebuyiyang,yaobushiyouzheigeshipin,wopashitiaojinhuangheyexibuqing。
cenghongmeikanzhejingchajuqilaideshouji,yijiyiweibumingdeshenqingzhongyubunaotengle。
tadidigugudishuodao:“daodishixiaoyatou,xinyanziduo。”
tingdaozheihuawodouqiwuyule,daodishibuyaolian,shenmehuadoushitayouli。
xianzaidewojiushifenhuihen,yiqianzenmehaiyiweicenghongmeishigehaoren,tajianzhijiushiyigepopiwulai,hujiaomanchandelaotaipo。
liangtingkanwoqingxubudui,limaanweiwoshuodao:“meishier,jintianhaihaowozaizheier。”
tahuayingangluo,yidaoehenhendeshixianlimasaoguowomen,wotaiqitoujiukanjianzhangtiancichouhendemoyang。
“niyaozhuazhetazhuaduojiu?”
wolimashuodao:“zheigennimeiguanxi,tashiwotangge。”
jingchachakanlewomendeshenfenzhengjian,kanjianletongyangdexingyijichushengdijibenxinlijiuyijingleranle。
zheijianshiqingbingbuyanzhong,cenghongmeihezhangtiancizhishibeijinggaoleyifaneryi。
weilezaiqizhengduan,jingcharangwomenxianzoule。
liangtingbawosongdaosushelouxiahouwoshuodao:“tangge,zheijianshiqingnibiegenwobamajiang,wodouzheimedalebuxiangzairangtamenshangxinle。”
梁庭愣了一下。
“xing,danshiniyeyaodayingwoyujianshenmeshiqingjidejiwodadianhua。”
我点点头。
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jinlesushehou,sheyouyedouhenguanxin。
zheijianshiqingnaodeshuodabuda,shuoxiaobuxiao,shenzhiyeshijingdonglexiaofanglingdao。
dengzihaimeiwure,wojiuyoubeifudaoyuanjiaoleguoqulejieqingkuang。
diertian,xuexiaofaletonggao,cenghongmeibeikaichule。
kandaoxiaoxiwodexinbuyoudeqingkuailebushao,zheixiadagailvjiubuhuizaipengjianneiduiqipamuzile。
zhishibuzhidaoweishenmexianranzhangtiancibukenfangqi,yijiumeitianjiwosongdongxi。
lianwozijibudongzheishiweishenme,suiranwozhangdebuchoudanshiyejueduibuhuishirangbierenyijianzhongqingdedibu,zenmejiuchanzhewobufangni。
wodetaiduyijiujiandingdijujue,jieguomeijitianjiukanjianzhangtiancizaiwomenxuexiaodangshanglebaoan。
neitianwozhenghesheyouyiqichiwanyexiao,jiukanjianleneigeemengyibandeshenying。
zhangtiancihuanhuanzhuanguoshenziduiwoxiao。
wohedezhuajinleshenbiantangjiajia。
tangjiajiakanzhewojinzhangdeshenqinglianmangxunwen:“tiantian,nizenmele?”
“ta......tazaizheier。”
sheiyemeiyouxiangdaohaihuizaijiandaozhangtianci,erqietahaidangshanglewomenxuexiaodebaoan,yihoumeitiandouhuijianmiandeneizhong。
wocanbaizhelian,hunbushoushedihuidaolesushe。
dajiadouqizuibashedianweiwo,doushuopeizhewoyiqi。
zhangtiancidaoshianwenlebushao,laolaoshishididangzhebaoan,suiranhuisongdongxi,danshimeiyouzhaoguowo。
tangjiajiatiwodatinglezhangtiancideshenfen,tajiushiyigewanwanquanquandedipiliumang。
shiqisuichuoxuehunshehui,cengyinweidajiadououzuoguolao,yizhidoukaozhecenghongmeidegongzishenghuo,youyiqunxiaohunhunpengyou,keyishuoshiliejibanban。
zheizhongrenzhiyaoshitengguniangderenjiadoubuhuijia,zheigentiaojinyigehuokengmeiyoushenmequbie。
“tiantian,nihaohaoxiangxiang,taweishenmezongshichanzheni,nishibushigencenghongmeishuoleshenme?”
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