读心吃大瓜，炮灰们集体发疯啦！
《读心吃大瓜，炮灰们集体发疯啦！》 小说介绍
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《读心吃大瓜，炮灰们集体发疯啦！》 第4章 免费试读
lingyibian，andongzhangdenaimama—limamajiedaolerongmamadechuanhuahou，hedehundoukuaifeiqilaile。
qingyanggongzhujinergezheishizenmele？
wangrideta，yigeyuezuiduojianliangcigongzi，jinergezenmeturanjiuxiangzhejiangongzile？
kehuaijiuhuaizaigongzizhengqiaobuzaigongzhufushang，ershizaiqinghuaxiangdezhaiyuanli，zheikeruheshihao？
一炷香的时间啊！
tajiushifeiqilaiyeganbushanga！
“aaaa，kuaikuaikuai，chefu，ganjintaoma，yizuikuaidesuduganwangqinghuaxiang。”
limamagubudeshuzhuangdaban，jiaojimanghuangdecuicuzhechefu，tadezheitiaoxiaominga，rujinkeshiniezaiqingyanggongzhushoushang。
sheirangtajiagongzi，weilexiangqingyanggongzhubiaozhongxin，teyijiangtadailaidesuoyoupucongdemaishenqijiaojileta。
哎呀我的个娘哎！
jibianqingyanggongzhushouzhongmeiyouniezhetamendemaishenqi，jiuyitagongzhudeshenfen，xiangyaotamendexingmingyeshiqingeryijude。
limamayuexiangyuekonghuang，kuaisupashangchexiangcuicu，“chefu，nihaizaidengshenme，ganjinzoua！”
chefuxinxiabuman，danyoubuganhuidui，zhinengyaoyaoyashuaizhebianzi，fengkuangbiandazhemaer。
“si……aoaoao……”maerbeidadecanjiaolianlian，yipingshengzuikuaidesudubenpaozhe。
“aaaa……”limamayinaodaizhuangzaihoumiandechexiangshang，tongdetafachuletongkudecanjiaosheng。
车夫也吓了一大跳。
zheisudu，kuaidetadehundouyaofeiqilaile。
maerfalehendekuangben，suodaozhichu，xingrenfenfenhedemianrongshise，kuaisushanduo。
青花巷终于到了。
maerpinjinquanlizhengtuolechexiang。
yizhongyingweiduizhehuomaosanzhangdemaershuqiledamuzhi，ranhouyilianxingzhibobodekanzhechexiangzhizhizhuangxiangqizhongyizuoxiaozhaiyuan。
“砰！”
limama：“aaaa，jiuminga！”
chefu：“caonimaa，nibushima，nitemedeshigoua！”
lixiangxiang：“aaaa，zhanglang，fashengshenmeshile？”
andongzhang：“fangsi，sheijinimendedanzishanchuangzhaiyuan，buxianghuoleshima？”
yuanqiangtantadeshengyinbansuizhesidaobutongdejingjiaosheng，zixitinglai，haiyouyigenaiwawadekuhansheng。
qiebushuowuziliyaolanshangdeneigenaiwawa，jiushuochuangshangzhengzaibanshideneiduinannv，kanzhebeimachezhuangkaidedadong，hedehunshendouruanle，jiulianbaihuahua—deshenzidouwangjiyongbeizigaiqilai。
zeze，bairixuanyin，zheiguagoukeyie！
jiuzaizheishi，qizhongyigeyingweitongkongzhousuo，qifendezuanjinquantou，“kao，shifumaye，tajingranguangtianhuarizhixiatongqitanvrensihun。”
danganqimangongzhudianxia，jianzhigaisi！
qiyuwugeanweimouseyinchen，jiangquantouniedegezhizuoxiang，henbudelimachongshangqujiangandongzhangtichulaibaozouyidun。
zuizhonglizhizhanshenglejifen，meidianxiademingling，tamenbunengzizuozhuzhang。
……
“aaaa，zhanglang，xiangxianghaopapa，zhanglang，wuwuwuwu，wodeshenzibeibierenkanguangguangle。”
wuzili，lixiangxianghedehuarongshise，yigejingerdewangandongzhangdehuailizuan。
andongzhangyaoya，mianseyinchenzhiji。
saoleyiyantangzaidimianshangkanbuqingyuanbenyangmao，qieyilianxuewudechefu，zheicaifanyingguolai，kuaisunaqibeizijiangtahelixiangxiangzhedangleqilai。
duozaibeizili，yibiankuaisutaozheyifu，yibianehenhendao：“qiyoucili，gaisidejianmin，sheirangnishanchuangwojiazhaiyuan？”
“噗！”
chefukuangtuleyikouxianxue，wuzangliufudoukuaiyiweile，zhanzhanweiweidechaozheandongzhangshenchuxueshou。
“gong……gongzi，shixiaorenwoa！”
“nishimazi？”andongzhangxinxiayigegedeng，shitanxingwendao。
“是，是小人。”
“ni……”andongzhangmiansenankanzhiji，houyacaodoukuaibeiyaosuile，“fangsi，haoduanduandedamenbuzou，pianyaozhuangqiang，jiujingshisheijinidedanzi？”
车夫吓的冷汗涔涔。
takechengshoubuzhugongzidebaofengyu，liangyanyifan，jiayiyunsiguoqu。
嘶……
kanzhetangzaidishangxianggesirendechefu，andongzhangqideyayangyang，haoshibeiturandaduan，tajianzhinuhuocongsheng，jixuzhaogerenhaohaofaxieyifannuhuo。
kehaibudengtafaxie，zuikuihuoshoujiuyunsiguoqule。
temede，yikouqibiezaihoulongli，shangyebushixiayebushi，fandaorangzijigengjiananshou。
jiuzaizheishi，limamacongfeixulipalechulai，yikandaoandongzhang，tayanleizhibuzhudakedakegunluo。
激动又委屈。
sanshijisuidefunvle，guyijiazhesangzikujiji，“wuwu，gongzi～～mamahunshennanadouteng～～nikeyidingyaoweimamazuozhua。”
zheihunshenzangwuyipian，yanleibitixueshuihuleyiliandenvren，shilimama？
真特么辣眼睛！
andongzhangjianglianbiedaoleyibian，lailegeyanbujianxinbufan。
huanzuoyiqian，tadinghuihaoshenganfuyifanlimama，sheirangtaxihuanlimamashenshangchengshudenvrenwei。
kerujintazheifulatayang。
yidiandoujibuqitadeyuwang，fandaojuedeexinzhiji。
andongzhangmeihaoqidao：“mama，nihechefuzheishizuoshen？ruoshilidaozaidayidian，wohexiangxiangkonghuibeinimenqianlian。”
“jiushijiushi！”lixiangxiangjiaorouzhesangyin，rutongzhanrenchongyiyang，shenzigusisidenianzheandongzhang。
apei！laonvrenxiuxiangtongtaqiangnanren！
limamajidudesaoleyiyanxiaoniaoyirendelixiangxiang，yuqifansuan。
“gongzi，mamaworujinshenshouzhongshang，ninandaobuguanxinyixiawoma？bijingwo……”woyeshinidenvrena！
andongzhangzhananbenzha，“heng，woyoubushidafu，nibushufujiuquzhaodafuyizhi，zhenshiyoubing，haohaodedamenbuzoupianyaozhuangqiang，xianzaihaoleba，wohaiyaohuaqianquxiubuqiangyuan，jianzhimeishizhaoshizuo。”
limamawuzhexiongkou，xinsuileyidi。
layanjing，zhentemelayanjing！
andongzhangshizaishoubulelimamakanfuxinhandeyanshen，kuaisuchuanhaoyifuxialechuang。
“mama，nibushizaigongzhufudaizhema？zenmeturanlaileqinghuaxiang？keshiyouzhongyaodeshiqingbingbao？”
limamaadeyishengdajiao，zheicaixiangqizhengshilai。
“gongzi，kuai，kuaihuigongzhufu，qingyanggongzhurangnubizhuangaoni，yizhuxiangdeshijianneibixujiandaoni。”
“shenme？”andongzhangmiansedabian，moudihuaguoyimohuangluan，“nizenmebuzaodianshuo？”
suijinushuaixiuzi，lianduoyudeyanshendoulaibujikanpowuzilidejiren，kuaisuqishanglema，chaozhegongzhufukuangben。
wuzili，lixiangxiangjiaojideshenchuerkangshou，“zhanglang，zhanglang，nibiezoua，nizoulewohenverzenmeban？”
andongzhang：……zenmeban？liangban！
gaiside，qinghuaxiangligongzhufujiaoyuan，yizhuxiangshijiangenbenganbuguoqu。
tahennanbuhuaiyi，gongzhushizaiguyizhaotamafan。