《恋爱脑切除计划》 小说介绍
lianainaoqiechujihuayiqiyinrenrushengdegushiqingjiehejingcaiderenwusuzaoerwenming,youtaotaotangjingxinchuangzuo。gushizhong,biansiyuanxuruyanjinglileyiduanyixiangbudaodemaoxian,tongshiyefaxianlezijineixinshenchudeliliang。biansiyuanxuruyantongguoyongqi、zhihuiheyili,zuizhongkefulekunnanbingshixianlezijidemubiao。”tazaiwobeihoushengsilijiedidahan。“shibushizheiyangnijiuyuanyiyuanliangwo?”wojiaobudunledun,quemeiyouhuitou。8cihoudainverqushangxuede……jiangdailingduzhetansuoyigeqihuanyouzhenshideshijie。
《恋爱脑切除计划》 第1章 免费试读
zaiwodi99ciwennanpengyouguangjienengbunengqianzhewoshi,
tashuobangwoyuyuelelianainaoqiechushoushu。
“yaoyao,woxiwangweilaidelaopokeyiduli、ziqiang。”
“zhishiyigeweichuangshoushu,yishengwayidiandiannaozichulaijiukeyile。”
kezaibeidili,tayoudadianhuajitadehaoxiongdi:
“nishishuo,zuowanzheigeshoushu,yaoyaojiuhuibianchengneizhongbuyaocaili,buyaofangche,wenroudulidejueshihaonvyou?”
wobeitadaiqulelubiandexiaozhensuo,shoushuhou,talouzhetadexiaoqingmeishishebandekaikou:
“yiqiandeneixiexiaofeiwojiudafangyidianrangbule,danshijinideneixiezhubaoshoushiyaohaihuilai,yihouzhuzaiwojiajideanyuejiwozhuanfangzu。”
“xianzaikongzhedeciwojiyanyanzhu,niyebietaijijiao,tadeshenghuozhichuwohuifuzede。”
wotoutongyulie,kanzheyanqianzheiduipangruowurendiyiweizaiyiqidenannv。
jirantaxiangrangwoduli,neibiandulidaodi。
qufuliuzi,yilaoyongyi。
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“cenyao,jiehunzhiqianwozhiyouyigeyaoqiu,zhiqiansongnidezhubaoshoushibixuanzhaozheizhangqingdanhaihuilai,bierangxiongdijuedewoshigeyuandatou。”
“yiqiandenikenengbumingbai,shoushuwannizongnengxiangtongleba?”
biansiyuanshoushangdeyizhangqingdanqingpiaopiaodihualuozaiwodechuangshang,shangmianjiangtacongzhuiwoyilaisannianmaidesuoyoudongxijideyiqingerchu。
toutongrangwolianyanpidoulandetai,quxiashoushangdailesanniandejixikuanjiezhidiuzaibingchuangshang。
tabuhuangbumang,congdoulitaochuyigejingmichengjiangjiezhifangleshangqu,youzhaozheqingdanfanfubidui:
“zheigejiezhibimailaidefapiaoshangshaole0.2ke,anzhaojintiandejinjia,nidezaibuwoliangbai。”
【wonengxiuxiliangtianzaililima?】
wozhangzuiqueshuobuchuhualai。
yipangguanchuangdeyishengmangdao:
“danaoshirentizuijingxidebu-wei,shuhouchuxianzanshixingdeshiyu、shiming、tanhuandengzhengzhuangdoushizhengchangde。”
“shuqianninanpengyoudouqianguozile。”
kanzhebiansiyuanpiaohudeyanshen,wojiuzhidaotayinggailandekanzhijieqianlezi。
zhiqianyeshizheiyang,tazaiqupanyanqianjiangxuruyandezhuangbeijianchaleyibianyouyibian,queweidulouleshuohaodaijiwodeyangou。
haidewojiaohuashuaixiaxuanya,quanshenguzhezuzutanglebanniancaihao。
xuruyanyouxiexianqidikanzhewoyinkailushoushutideguangtou。
tawuzhubizi,yaoleyaobiansiyuandeyijiao:
“siyuange,gongsidehuihaidengzheniqukaini,zongbunengyizhizaizheishouzhemougehezhouhaiyaorenweidaozuibiandejuyingba?”
卞思源会意道:
“xianzoule,chuyuanqianjidezijiqujiaofei。”
xuruyanluchuyigexingzailehuodexiao:
“mingtianjidelaishangban,cenzhulixinglebuhuihaiyaozaibingchuangshanglaizheba?”
【biansiyuan,wobuxianggennijiehunle。】
woxiangyongshoujidazijitakan,ketazoudegancuililuo。
kexi,ruguotayuanyimaidandehua,hainengkanjianwoewaizhaoyishengchadehcg。
shoushuxinglaihoujiuganjueduziyinyinzuotong,woqiaoqiaosisuineizhangxianshihuaiyundebaogao。
woqiangchengzhebanlechuyuan,bingfangmenkouhushizhandelianggehushideqieqiesiyuxianggangzhenyibanzhaer:
“jintiankailushoushudeneige,daodishishenmemaobinga?”
“meimaobing,jiashuqianglieyaoqiukai,yishengjiukaileluzaijitaguanhuiqu,suibianqieledianzuzhijiaocha。haizhendangwomenzheishiroupuni,xiangqienajiuqiena。”
“zheiguniangyezhensha,bixiaobaishudoutinghua。”
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biansiyuanjiangwozhuidaoshouhou,jiuxianqiwotaiguolianainao。
shuowotiantianbeiwangluojiemeideyanlunshandong,xuruyanjiubuhuiyinweitamangzhegongzuobuhuijiajiuduominglianhuancall。
keshineicifenmingshiwotiqianyigeyuegentayuehaoshijianjianwofumu,tadaodianbuchuxianhaishoujiguanji,haidewozaiquanjiaqinqimianqianbeifumudamayitong。
diertianzaoshangbudaowudian,wojiubeibiansiyuandedianhuajingxing。
“kehujintianzaoshangyaolaimiantan,qiantianrangnizuodefanganzenmehaimeifaguolai?”
dianhualiyinyuechuanlaixuruyanjifengdeshengyin:
“youderenjiushixihuannashoushudangjiekou,mingmingxinglaidaoxianzaiyijingdabantianguoqule。”
woxiangyaodazigentajieshi,danmeiliangju,biansiyuanjiubunaifandixiangyaoguaduan:
“buyonggenwojieshi,yanyanzuotiandazhediandihaipeiwojiabandaoshenye,womenmashangjiuyaojiehunle,nizenmehaizheimemeiyoudandang?”
guoran,linshiganchulaidefanganbeidangchangfoujue,shengqidekehudangchangtichubuzaihezuo。
zuozaixiamiandebiansiyuanlianseyibian,qiangxingchezhewodeyilinglanzhuzaigongsiqiantaidachedekehu。
tayaoyaqiechidirangwoguixia:
“kehushijiariqi,gangcaiguofangandeshihouyigezidoubengbuchulai,tuxiazuonizonghuiba?”
suowei“tuxiazuo”,jiushiyizhongyongwutitoudidefangshiqiqiuyuanliangdedaoguoteshuliyi。
quangongsidemuguangdoujizhongzaiwoshenshang,xiukuikuaiyaobawoyapazaidishang,dizhuandebingliangtouguoshabuci-jizhehaiweiyuhedeshangkou。
kandaoshangkouyinyinshenchuxueji,biansiyuanxianqidao:
“nizhidaoyanyanzhiqianweilezheigekehufuchuleduoshaoma?lianzheidianxiaoshidouzheimebuyongxin。”
genbiansiyuantanlianaihou,tayaoqiuwofangqidachangdegaoxingongzuoquxuruyanshouxialilian。
houlaibuguanshenmewentidouchenglewodecuo。
tafuzedechanpinchulezhiliangwenti,shiwobunengdulishenchaxuyaotabaguan;
taduijiedexiangmujinduyanwu,shiwobudongdezhudongjiabantuijin;
shenzhitakaihuiwangjidaicailiao,doushiyinweiwomeiyoujishitixing。
zongzhi,woshiyigelikailexuruyanjiubunengdulixingzoudelianainaojuying,talisuodangrandixiangyousuoyouxiangmudeshumingquan。
xuruyancongcongganlai,tamengdijiangyi-daduiwenjianzazaiwodetoushang。
takanzhewofuzhenaodaibuchusheng,cumeidao:
“gongsikerongbuxianizheizhonglianainaoxiaojiao-qi,zhuangjisheikanni?”
“jiwodinggejinwandecantingguanjingwei,nibazheixiewenjiandouchulidiao。”
【nishuodezheigecantingqimayaotiqianyigeyueyuding。】womomoqiaozijitakan。
“shenmedouganbucheng,neiwoyaoniganma?”xuruyanfanleyigebaiyan,dabuzouxiangbiansiyuan。
tadegaogenxiehenhencaizaiwodeshoubeishang,pengdeyishenghuadaozaidi。
wohetadeliangshengtonghutongshichuanlai。
biansiyuankuaguowo,feikuaidijiangshuaidaodexuruyanbaoqi,qingshenganwei。
jianwoditoubuyu,tataiqiwodexiabahenhendao:
“cenyao,daoqian!nizenmezheimemeiyoujiaoyang。”
【tuonidefu,shoushuhouyizheng,woxianzaizanshishuobuchuhua。】
woshuaikaitadeshou,juqishoujiqiaojitakan。
tadunledun,xinxudishengdao:“yihouxiaoxindian。”suijidaizhexuruyanzuoshanglezhuanyongdianti。
womomoshouhaosanluoyididewenjian,dingzheweiguantongshichiguadeyanshenhuidaogongwei。
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xuruyandeneiduiwenjianzugouwojiabandaobanye,mangdelianshuidouhebushangyikou。
biansiyuandeweixintouxiangjiuweitiaolechulai:
“yanyanxiangzhenihaizaigongsixinkujiaban,wojinidianlekafeifangzaiqiantai。”
“zheibeisuanwoqingnide。”
peitushixuruyanzuozaiwoqiubianlepengyouquancaidingdaoguanjingweishang,yipangbolishangluchulaidezhengshibiansiyuandedaoying。
我随手敷衍道:
“xiexie,buguobiqikafei,gengxiwangwodelingdaobuyaotiantianrangzhulichulisishi。”
wojiangshoujirengdaoyipang,jixuyitoumaijinlewenjianli。
xiaoxitishiyinbuduanxiangqi,wolandelihui。
meiguoyihuier,shoujiyinxingturantiaochutishi,biansiyuanganggangyikouqishuazoulewokalidewushiwan。
biansiyuanjiwofaleyizhengpingdezhizexiaoxi,zuihouyitiaoshi:
“wotinixiangyanyanpeizui。”
xuruyanfaleyitiaoxinpengyouquan:
【被偏爱的感觉。】
peitushitazaigaoshedianlishidaiyitiaomanzuandexianglian。
woqidehunshenfa-dou,zaiyekanbujinbaobiaolideyigezi:
“nipingshenmetiwojueding,huazheimeduoqian?”
他的回复很快:
“bujiushiyitiaoxianglianma,jiunazhiqianwojinideneixieshoushidihaole。”
“womazhiqianjinideneigeshouzhuo,shaoshuoyezhideyiliangbaiwanba?”
neigeshita-mamazaijingqumenkoushangdangmaideranseshouzhuo,huilaiyijiandingshijiahuocaidiujilewo。
wokuaibuzouchugongsi,neiwushiwanshiwomazuoshoushujiyongdejiumingqian,zuotiandaikuancaigangpixialaidadaowokali。
dengwogandaoshi,biansiyuanhexuruyanhaizaidianlininongwonong。
kandaowoxuruoyoufennudeyangzi,biansiyuandelianshangshanguoyisibuziran:
“nibuhuichiculeba?wogenyanyanbuguojiushiyiqichilegefaneryi。”
yiyuandedianhuaturandalai:
“huanzhejiashuba?nimuqindeqingkuangturanehua。”
“zhiqianshuohaodeshoushufeizhunbeihaolema?yaoshizaicoubuqi,shoushuwufajinxing,womenyewunengweilile……”
woaiqiudikanzhebiansiyuan,shiyitakanshoujixiaoxi:
【nigangyetingdaole,womajizheyongqian……】
meidengwodawanzi,biansiyuanbunaifandituikaiwodao:
“womenzhiqianzaojiushuohaole,yihoudeshenghuofeiaa,nizenmeyourangwotaoqian?”
“haiyou,buyaopohuaiwoheyanyandegerenshijian,dangnvpengyounengbunengyeyoudianfencungan?”
xuruyanzaiyipangwanzhubiansiyuandeshou,zhuangzuoxiaoxinyiyidishuo:
“siyuange,ruguozhendehenzhejidehua,xianzaihainengtuikuan……”
“我没关系的。”
tadeyankuangweiweifanhong,ditoushixiangliandezuanshizaitaxuebaidebozishangshanzhexisuideguang。
biansiyuanyouyuleyixia,haishilazhexuruyanzhunbeizou:
“wokemeiyounizheigefanlandetongqingxin,zoule。”
“chengnianrenjiugaizijijiejuewenti,sheiyebuqiansheide。”
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zaineiyishunjian,fangfowode“lianainao”zhendebeibiansiyuanzhihaole。
cengjingwoshishidouyibiansiyuan。
tashuo:“xiangyaoyaoyaopeiwoyiqichi,keyiduodianlianggecai。”
changweimingandewopeitachileyigeyuechuancai,shengshengchichengleweichuankongzhuyuan。
xiaxuedeshihoutashuo:“xiangyaoyuyaoyaogongbaitou。”
lailedayimadewopeitameichengsanzaidaxuelizhanleyigexiaoshi,huiquhoutangzaichuangshangtongdejiangdanzhidoutulechulai。
zaiwutiaojianrenrangtashi,biansiyuandeaishizhende。
zaixiangyaotanapayidiandianbangzhushi,tajiwode“lianainao”“wuzhinv”“baijin”zheixiebiaoqianjihubawoyadechuanbuguoqilai。
xuruyandepengyouquanhaizaigengxin。
biansiyuandaitaqingchangfangleyanhua,dingzhiledaloudedapingguanggao。
neixiewocengjingqiuleqianbianwanbiandeyishigan,rujinbiansiyuanquanjixuruyanbushangle。
woqiangrenyandidelei,lanchexiangyiyuanganqu。
dengwodaoyiyuanshi,muqinyijingcongjijiushituilechulai。
yishengdequangaohaizaierbian:
“huaqianyongjinkoudebaxiangyaohaiyoujihui,baoshouzhiliaodehua,gujihoubanbeizijiushizhiwurenle。”
wominleminchun,ganhuijialifanchulebiansiyuancengjingjiwomaidesuoyoushoushi,qulefujindejindian。
laobanshuliandiguohuo,shangjiqi,yanjiulebanshangcaitaiqitoulai:“guniang,zheixiekehuishoubulea。”
takanxiangwodeyanshenlifenmingdaizhelianmin:“zheixiebushijinbaoyin,jiushitongdujin,yaomejiushishuizuan,buzhiqian。”
wohunshenfaleng,xiangqitacengjingxinshidandandibaozheng:“woduinidezhenxinbizheixiezhenjinhaizhen。”
dengwoshihunluopodihuidaoyiyuan,zuozaimuqindebingchuangqian,biansiyuandahuxiaojiaozhechuanglejinlai。
“yaoyao,yanyanchushile!”
tajianwoshenselengdan,shenshoulazhuwo:
“kuailai,ganggangyanhuazhajinleyanyandeyanjing,yishengshuobixujinkuaishoushu。”
“fanzhengnimazanshiyexingbuguolai,xianzaiyanyanzhengxuyaoyanjiaomo,jiudengniqianzile。”
woqidehunshenfa-dou,zhangzuiquefabuchushengyin。
kanzhezheigecengjingchaoxixiangduidenanren,xinlijincundeyisiganqinghuifeiyanmie。
tameitoujinzhou,yanzhongshanguoyisifennu,danyouhuanchengaiqiudebiaoqing:
“yaoyao,mingtianshiwomenlingzhengderizi,nilianzheidianmangdoubunengbangma?”
woyaolaizhibi,tamianluxise,yiweiwoshiyaoqianzitongyi。
【zhiyaonidayingfuwomadeyiyaofei,wokeyisongxuruyanyizhiwodeyanjing。】
meibanfa,rujinzhiyouzheigebanfanengjiumuqin。
tamianseyinchen,paoxiaodao:
“nibawoxiangchengshenmele?zaizheigejieguyanshanglehaiyaogenwotitiaojian?”
wochenmobuyu,menwaixuruyandetonghushenghaizaichuanlai,biansiyuanyaoleyaoya,dayinglexialai。
yishengjianshoushudeduixiangbianchenglewo,chiyididuitashuo:
“huanzheduanshijianjingliliangchangdashoushu,henkenenghuixiabulaishoushutai……”
biansiyuandeshengyinxiangshicongyafenglijichulaiyiban:
“ruguoshoushushibai,neidoushitazizuozishou。”
“nizhiyaobaozhengyanyanzhengkaiyanshiyiqiejiankang。”
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wozaiyicizhengkaiyanyishiliangtianhou。
conglaiyishenbitingxizhuangdebiansiyuanchuanzhezhoubabadetxuwozaipeihuchuangshang。
tayankuangqinghei,xiabashangmanshihucha,jianwoxingle,tanqidao:
“nimaheyanyandeshoushudouhenchenggong,daoshini,shoushuzhongjianchadianjiumeijiuhuilai。”
“lingzhengdeyuyueshijianwogaidaolemingtian,jintianxiuxixiuximingtianminzhengjujianba。”
tadakaiwochuangtoudebaowenhu,yaoleyishaodidaowozuibian:
“jiniaodexiaomizhou,changyikou?”
“duile,yishengshuoniyijinghuaiyunsangeyuele。”
biansiyuanxixisuisuidixutaozhe,yuqishihanjiandewenhe。
huanzuoshiyiqian,woyidingduitadeguanhuaiganjitiling,kerujinquetingdaotashuohuadoujuedeyanfan。
congtangzaishoushutaideneiyikeqi,wojiuxiadingjuedingbuzaiyubiansiyuancheshangguanxi。
wominleminchun,zhuangzuoyifuyanshenkongdongdizhizhikanwangqianfang。
tadelianshangshanguoyisihuangluan,paoxiachuangzhanzaimenkoudahanzhe“yisheng!”
congcongganlaideyishengwunaidao:
“shuangmushimingyeshihenzhengchangdelinchuangbiaoxian。”
“nengbarenjiuxialaijiubucuole。”
womenglizhengtuotaqianzhuwodeshou,quebuxiaoxingundaochuangxia,naodaizhongzhongdikezaidishang。
biansiyuanjimangxiangyaoshangqianbawofuqilai,kandaowoduoshandedongzuoshi,youshoushangdituihou。
“yaoyao,nikanbujianwolema?womenmashangjiuyaojiehunle,nishiniduzilibaobaodebaba。”
【neiwodeyanjingshizenmehuishi?shisheigande?】womosuozhezaitadilaidezhishangxiezi。
xinglaihouwodelingyizhiyanjingjiuyizhibeishabugaizhu,youyixieyinyindecitong,danqishiduishilibingbuzenmeyingxiang。
tanieruzheditou,banshangcaikaikou:“nitingwojieshi……shinizijitongyide。”
wochaoqishoubiannengnaqideyiqie,yongjinquanlihenhenzaxiangta。
tayongshuangshoutulaodihuzhunaodai,tuidaomenkouhaibusixindidahan:
“yaoyao,jidewomenmingtianqulingzhenga!”
yishengchelecheta,quanshuodao:“nixianzouba,rangbingrenlengjinglengjing。”
wochuanzhecuqinaqishouji,dinglemingtianzuizaodejipiao。
【ma,womenbafangzimaile,dainiquzuihaodeyiyuanzhibing。】
【yihoujiuwomenliangzugexiaowu,woyigerenyekeyijibaobaohenhaodeshenghuo。】
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diertianqingchen,wohemuqindaizhejiandandexinglichuxianzaijichang。
woyuanbenzhunbeidehunfangdiduanhenhao,jileyigegongyundejiage,zhongjielianyejiujiangfangzimailechuqu。
dedaodeneibijukuan,zaihaiwandaikuanhou,yehaizugouwohemuqinzaixindedifangkaishixindeshenghuo。
wangzhemuqindanyouerpibeideyanshen,wobujinbitouyisuan。
“ma,nifangxinba,yihouyiqiedouhuihaoqilaide。”**zaitadejianbangshang,qingshenganweidao。
yinhuodefu,wodeshiyuzhengmomingqimiaodezaishoushuhouxiaoshile。
yexushangtianyezaimingmingzhizhonggaosuwo,woyubiansiyuanzhendebushihezaiyiqi。
jintianyuanbenyinggaishiwohebiansiyuanlingzhengderizi。
cengjingwomanxinhuanxi,zaozaozhunbeileliangtaopaisheyongdexinyifu、shoupenghua,haiyuyuelequanchengzuihaodegaojiagenpaihehuazhuangshi。
biansiyuanzhidaolezhishixiaozhemawo:“nizheigexiaolianainao,banjiehunzhenghebanshenfenzhengyoushenmebutong?zhidezheimedadonggangema?”
dangshiwoyiweixiaozhe,xiusezheshuo:“dangranbuyiyangla,zheiyiweizhecongneitiankaishi,wojiuyongyuanshuyuni,niyeyongyuanshuyu……”
tazhouzhemeitouwuzhulewodezui,yizhengyancidikaikou:“yaoyao,meigerendoushidulide,nizhishuyuniziji,woyeshi。”
rujinwocaimingbai,tashuodeqianzhenwanque。
wozhishuyuwoziji,woduzidebaobao,yebuyidingfeideyaogentaxing。
“nvshimenxianshengmen,qianwangashidehangbanxianzaikaishidengjile……”
wojiangshoujiguanji,saijinbaoli。
rangdulidebiansiyuanzijiqulingzhengba。
jixiaoshihou,feijipingwenluodi。
dakaishouji,pingmudunshitiaochulaimimimamadexiaoxitishihelaidianduanxin。
biansiyuandedianhualikexiangqi。
wolengxiaoyisheng,anxialejietingjian,dianhuaneitoulikexiangqitadepaoxiao:
“cenyao!nifenglema?jintianshishenmerizinibuzhidaoma?”
“jinisanshifenzhong,wozaiminzhengjumenkoudengni。”
“nixianzaizheifuyouxiayouyadeyangzi,chulewohaiyousheiyuanyiquni?”
woshenxiyikouqi,lenglengkaikou:
“biansiyuan,woconglaimeiyoudayingguonijintianlingzheng。”
“biezizuoduoqingle,womenyijingfenshoule。”
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