都市剧本：开局女友要嘎我腰子
《都市剧本：开局女友要嘎我腰子》 小说介绍
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《都市剧本：开局女友要嘎我腰子》 第3章 免费试读
第3章
zheixieyizhichiguaderen，zaojiubeisushanshantichulaidetiaojianjiexinhuaile。
xianzaikandaosushanshanbeilianzhizheiyangxishua，quandouxingzailehuoleqilai，kanqilesushanshanderenao。
sushanshankanzhezhouweiqihongdeweiguanqunzhong，beiqidemianhongerchi，naoxiuchengnudixiangtamenhoudao：“nimenxiacoushenmerenao！doujilaoniangbizui！”
说完，
niutounushizhelianzhidao：“xinglide！nitemadaodishishenmeyisi！”
“womeishenmeyisia？”
lianzhiyilianwugudeshuo：“wozhishixiangjiunidieryi！wonengyoushenmehuaixinsini？daodishiqianzhongyaohaishinidizhongyaoni？nigaibuhuishiweileqian，liannididemingdoubuyaoleba？buhuibabuhuiba？”
shuowan，dengleyiyanzhouweiqihongdeneixieren。
什么叫戏耍苏珊珊？
人生两个字，
搞钱！
wozheishizhengerbajingdegaoqiannikanbudaoma！
nimenzheimeshuo，bushihuaiwohaoshima？
sushanshanchadianmeibeilianzhijiqidaotuxue，shouzhizhelianzhifennudeshuodao：“wo......wo......”
“你怎么了？”
lianzhiwaizhenaodaiwendao：“nishibushixiangshuonimeineimeduoqian？wojinixianggebanfa，nichulewozheigenanyouzhiwai，lingwaiyinggaihaiyougejiaoguomingchengdenanyouba？zhaotayaoqiana？”
“郭......”
sushanshantingdaozheihua，shunjianshayanle。
zheijiahuozenmezhidaoguomingchengde？
zheikeshizijihaoburongyipaodaodefuerdai，lianzhibukenengzhidaodecaidui！
sizhoudelezirenkandaozheiyimu，shensedunshibiandejingshenleqilai。
zheisushanshanyoulianggenanyou？
meixiangdaozheihaishige‘jie’gunianga！
“姓李的！”
sushanshanturanqijibaihuaidelihedao：“nitemashuodeshenmegoupihua！dengbizishanglianma！woyeshibeihenduorenzhuiqiuguodenvhai！yaobushiwodixuyaoshen，niyiweiniyoujihuizhuidaowo？tixienidoubupei！”
lianzhiwenyansonglesongjian，shuodao：“poxieyoushenmehaotide！zaishuowoyoubushitixiede，woshipeiyaochide！nipeima？peime？”
“噗！”
huangyongchaoganghezuilimiandecha，zhijiexiaopenlechulai！
“你**！”
sushanshanqijibaihuaideshouzhizhelianzhihoudao：“lianzhi！nizheigesangjintianliangde**，gennidiemayiyang**delanren！wotema......”
啪！
lianzhifanshouyibazhangshuaizaisushanshandelianshang，bataxiamiandehuachoulehuiqu。
“sushanshan！jinggaoniyiju，mawokeyi，zaiganmawodiemayiju，wodabidouzichouni！”lianzhichenshengdao。
龙有逆鳞。
dangmianmazijifumu，zheikouqisheinengren？
buguoyouyishuoyi，zheisushanshandelianhaitingying，zheiyibazhangxiaqu，shoudouzhenmale！
gujijiusuanshilanxingbaozhale，sushanshanzheizhangliandoumeishi！
“你！”
sushanshanshouwuzhelianjia，yanzhongmanshibuganzhixindedengzhelianzhidao：“nijingrangandawo？nizheige**jingranganjiwodongshou？wogennipinla！”
shuowan，zhangyawuzhuadejiuyaoxianglianzhichongqu。
lianzhizhijiezaiciyangqishoushuodao：“niguolaishishi？”
sushanshankandaozheiyimu，hedelikesuolehuilai，manlianjingkongdekanzhelianzhi。
jiaowangzheimeduonian，lianzhiliangangentadashengshuohuadoubugan！
xianzaijingranganduitadongshou？
这家伙疯了吗？
李安之深吸一口气。
zheidalesushanshan，qiandeshigujiyaopaotangle，bieshuyebiexiangle，fenshougengshitiedingdeshile。
想通了这些，
lianzhiyebukeqile，zhijieshuodao：“kanlainiyijingfangqinididemingle，jiranfenshoule，neixianzaizanmentantanlingwaiyibiqian！wohaoxiangjide，zanmenjiaowangzheijinianlai，wosuoyoudeqianjihudounalaijiniyongleba？”
说完，
baizheshouzhidao：“shuiguoshouji，baobao，huazhuangpindengdeng！zheimeduonian，zuiqimadeyousanshiduowanle，jieguotemayigongshuilenibudaoshici！”
“yicijinianzhaoshichangjia3000jisuan，jinishaosanwan，zhishaohaiyousanshiwan！”
“dangchubaqianjini，shibenzhegenniguoriziqude，xianzairizidouguobuxiaqule，zheiqianniyegaihaiwoleba？”
“biexiangzhelaizhang，wozheiposhoujizheimeduoniandoumeishedehuan，zhuanzhangjiluquanzaishangmianni！gaishuobushuo，zheimi6shizhentemanaicao！jianzhijiushijiquandejiaoshigun！”
shuozhe，taochushoujibawanleyixia。
zheiposhouji，zijichuanyueqianjiuzaiyongzheibushoujile。
竟然用到了现在？
zijizheijinian，daodishizahunde？
buguoyehaozaimeihuanshouji，zhuanzhangjiluhaizai，fouzehaidegensushanshanchepi。
那么现在问题来了！
zijidaodishichuanyuedaolepingxingshijie，haishichuanyuedaoleweilaidezijishenshang？
sushanshantingdaolianzhidehua，zhijiedailengzaileneili，shenzhilianlianshangdetengtongdoujiwangle。
tazhendeshiwanquanmeixiangdao，lianzhijingranjingranhuitizheibiqian！
jiulianzhouweideguke，doubeilianzhidesaocaozuojizhenjingle。
按次算钱？
这小伙子有想法啊！
zhijiebazheinvdejibidaolejuelu！
不过，
zheixierenquebingmeiyourenheyigetongqingsushanshan。
zheiyiqie，doushizheinvrenyingdedea！
“你这个**！”
sushanshanhuiguoshenlai，qijibaihuaidepaoxiaodao：“lianzhi！nigezhanan！nihaishibushigenanren！nihaiyaolianma？wotemayibeizibingqingyujiedehaonvhai，zenmerenshidenizheiyangdezhanan！”
lianzhitingdaozheihua，buyoudexiaochulesheng。
zheisushanshanmingmingshizaimaren，duiba？
danzheitingqilai......
怎么像是在夸他？
渣男？
wotemeyaoshizhanan，wotemezuomengdounengxiaoxinghaobuhao！
zhangzheimeda，lianzhizuixianmudejiushizhanan！
yuepiaoliangdenvrenyuexihuanzhanan，zhanandeshenbianconglaibuquepiaoliangnvren，tiantianbuzhongyang，yongyuanshounvrendehuanyinghezhuipeng！
erzijizheiyangdelaoshiren，zhinengmanyandoushileidekanzhe，xianmuzhe，yangwangzhe！
haiyouniyayige‘jie’guniang，zenmeyoulianshuowoshizhanande？
sheizhasheizijixinlimeidianbishuma？
lianzhitanshoudao：“ruguobuzhidaoguomingchengdecunzai，wohaizhenxinlenideguihua！chezheixiemeiyisi，haishishuosanshiwandeshierba！jiniyizhoushijian，buhaidehua，jiudengfayuandedianhuaba！”
话音刚落，
huangyongchaozhijiezhudongzhanchulai，hahadaxiaoyishengdao：“xiaohuozi，woshilvshi，zhengjingde！”
李安之愣了一下。
lvshihaiyoubuzhengjingdema？
zheixinghuangdeluzitingyedea！
这时，
huangyongchaotaochuyizhangmingpiandiguolai，tongshishuodao：“ruguoxuyaofalvbangzhudehua，zheishiwodemingpian，keyisuishijiwodadianhua！jinimianfeizixun！”
lianzhijieguomingpian，xiaoleyixia，huidao：“ok，chaoge，gaitianzhaonilaolao！”
zheikeshifawaikuangtujibiedelvshi！
dahaoguanxi，shuobudingshenmeshihoujiuyongdezhele！
shunbianzaiwenwen，buzhengjingdelvshizainazhaode，dizhizainali，dianhuaduoshao。
我要去批判一下去！