《系统逼我装逼,顺便罩个猴师弟》 小说介绍
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《系统逼我装逼,顺便罩个猴师弟》 第1章 免费试读
lingtaifangcunshan,xieyuesanxingdong。
“guizaicidi,suoqiuheshi?”
hongdadeshengyinfangfocongjiutianyunhaizhishangchuiluo,yousizaishanjianmeiyipianshuyeshangzhenzhan。
“qiuxianzhangshouwoweitu,xuegezhangshengbulaozhifa!”
shanmenwai,neizhishihoudesangmendaoshihongliang,touzheyiguweijingdiaozhuodeyexing。
kanzhezheiyimudelizhanganwozhesaozhoudeshoujinlejin,xinzhongmoniandisanbaibianqingxinzhou。
tachuanyuedaozheifangcunshanyiyouwubainian,shenzhicidishuishen,zijideshizunputilaozu,gengshisanjiezhizhongzuishenmidedaneng。
ershanmenwaineizhihouzi,zeshiweilaijiaodongsanjiefengyundeqitiandasheng。
lizhanganjixusaozhedishangdeluoye,yanguanbi,biguanxin,nulijiangzijisuochengyikuaimeiyoushengmingdeshitou。tazhixiangananwenwendigouxiaqu,denghouzixuewanyi,zijijiushenqingbigewanniansiguan,wanmeibikaisuoyoushifei。
“长生?”
putilaozudeshengyinlidaizheyisimomingdexiaoyi,tingbuchuxinu。
下一刻,风停了。
云凝固了。
yiguwuxingquezhongrutaigushenshandeweiya,hongranyaxia。
weiyajingzhundilongzhaozhushanmenwaideshihou,lianlizhanganshenqiansanchidechenaidouweicengjingdong。
ketayijiuganjuedaole,neiguliliangzuyirangjinxianyixiaderenheshenglingshenhunjumie。
shanmenwaideshihoushenqujuzhen,shuangxixiadeqingshibancuncunguilie,zhuwangbandeliehenxunsumanyan。
tazizheya,hunshengugefachubukanzhongfude“gege”sheng,jinsedemaofaxia,shenchuleximidexuezhu。
zheinalishikaoyan,fenmingshixiangjizheitianshengshihouyigexiamawei。
lizhanganyanpiyitiao,andao:“shizunninyouzhedian,zheihouzikeshixiyoudajieqindingdezhujiao,wanhuailefomenneibangrenkeyaozhaoninpinmingde。”
tazhixiangananwenwendigouxiaqu,denghouzixuewanyi,zijijiushenqingbigewanniansiguan,wanmeibikaisuoyoushifei。
jiuzaizheishi,yidaobinglengdejixieyinzaitanaohaizhongzhaxiang。
【ding!jiancedaoguanjianjuqingrenwu:weilaiqitiandashengsunwukong、zhunshengdanengputilaozu。】
【sanjietoutiaoxitongyijihuo!】
【xinshourenwufabu:yuputilaozuheweilaiqitiandashengmianqian,wanchengshoucixiansheng!】
【renwuyaoqiu:yibujingyidefangshi,huajieshihoudekunjing,zhanxiannishenbukecededaoyun。】
【renwudaojishi:shi、jiu、ba……】
【renwushibaichengfa:suijiboduosuzhuyizhangwodeyixiangshentong——‘saoyegong’。】
lizhangandelianshunjiankualexialai。
saoyegong?neikeshitawubainianlaiweileweizhuang,weiyiliandaochushenruhua,nengjiangfangyuanbailideluoyesaochengyige“dao”zidejuexuea!
……
“七、六……”
倒计时还在继续。
shanmenwai,shihoudeyaobeiyijingbeiyadewanlexiaqu,qiqiaozhizhongdoukaishiyichudandandexuewu。
taneishuangtianshengdelingtongli,manshibuquyufengkuang,sisichengzhezuihouyikouqi。
putilaozudeweiyahaizaicengcengjiama。
diyizhong,shishiqigengu。
shanyanbenglie,gumuditou,shihouqiangchengzhe,zheishiduiroushendekaoyan。
他撑住了。
dierzhong,shihanqixinzhi。
wuxingdeyalihuazuoxinmo,diyuzherangtafangqi,chaofengtabuziliangli。
这是对道心的侮辱。
shihoushuangmuchihong,houlonglifachuyeshoubandedihou,jingyekanglexialai。
lizhangannengganjuedao,xukongzhongputilaozudeyizhisihufachuleyishengqing“yi”。
xianran,zheihouzidejianrenchaochuletadeyuliao。
yushi,disanzhongyalijianglinle。
zheiyici,buzaishidanchundeweiya,ershidaizheyisifazecengmiandenianya。
neishi“sheng”yu“si”dejiexian,shixianyufandetianqian。
shihoudeshentimengdiyichen,xigaiguchedisuilie,zhenggerentandaozaidi,zhiyouyishuangquantouhaisisizuanzhe,zajinnituli。
tadeshengji,zhengzaibeineiguliliangkuaisumomie。
zheishiwuliyushenhundeshuangzhongweixie。
“三、二……”
xitongdedaojishirutongcuimingdefuzhou。
lizhanganbishangyan,zhangzhangtanlekouqi。
罢了,罢了。
wozheigaiside、xiangdangxianyuqueyouwuchuanfangdeshengrenzhizia!
zaidaojishijijiangguilingdeshunjian,tadongle。
meiyoujingtiandongdidefalibodong,meiyouxuanlanduomudexianguangtexiao。
tazhishixiangguoquwubainiandemeiyitianyiyang,pingpingwuqidi,jiangshouzhongdezhuzhisaozhouwangqianqingqingyisao。
动作很轻,很慢。
fangfozhishiweilefuqujiaojianqiandeyilichenai。
“沙……”
saozhoudemoshaohuaguodimian,daiqiyipiankuhuangdeluoye。
jiushizheimeyigejiandandedongzuo。
neipianluoyeyouyouranpiaoqi,dazhexuaner,yueguolizhanganshenqiansanchidewuxingjiexian,piaoxiangshanmen。
zailuoyepiaochudeshunjian,yigunanyiyanyude“yun”suizhidangkai。
zheigu“yun”meiyouliliang,meiyoushafa,shenzhimeiyoucunzaigan。
tajiuxiangchunfengfuguobingmian,bingmianziranxiaorong。
jiuxiangyangguangzhaojinanshi,heianzirantuiqu。
putilaozuneizuyiyatashanyue、momiejinxiandekongbuweiya,zaizheipianqingpiaopiaodeluoyemianqian,jiuxiangyigexiaohua。
tameiyoubeijikui,meiyoubeididang。
ershi……bei“lishun”le。
fangfoyigebaozaodejunwang,beiyiweiwuxingdezhizhesanyanliangyujiuanfuxialai,zijitunqulesuoyouliqi,biandewenhexunliang。
neigurangshihoubinlinsiwangdeweiya,jiuzheimexiaomiyuwuxing。
zhenggeguocheng,buchaoguoyixi。
shanmenqian,kongqihuifuleliudong,yangguangzhongxinbiandewennuan。
shihouzhiganjuehunshenyiqing,neigujihujiangtanianchengfenmodeliliangxiaoshidewuyingwuzong。
tamengditaitou,dakouchuanzhecuqi,manyandoushijiehouyushengdemangran。
tademuguangyueguoposuideqingshi,chuanguopiaodangdechenai,zuizhongdinggezaineigeshouchisaozhou、shenchuanposudaopaodenianqingshenyingshang。
neirenzhishijingjingdizhanzaineili,fangfowanguyilai,yizhidouzai。
与此同时。
lingtaifangcunshanzhidian,yunwuliaoraodedaotaizhishang。
panxierzuodeputilaozu,mengranzhengkaileshuangyan。
tadeyanmouzhong,buzaishigujingwubo,ershixianqiletaotianjulang。
刚刚发生了什么?
zijideshengrenweiya,jingranbeiyidao……saodidedaoyunjifupingle?
neibushifaliduikang,bushishentongpengzhuang。
neishiyizhonggenggaocengcidedongxi。
是“道”!
shijiangzishenduitiandidelijie,rongruyijuyidong,yanchufasui,xiugaiguize!
tademuguangchuantouxukong,sisisuodingzailizhangandeshenshang。
zheigezijiwubainianqiansuishoushouxia,dingzhuta“duokan、duoting、shaoshuo”,pingrilizhifuzesasaotingyuandedadizi……
竟然还有这般实力?
……
lizhanganduineiliangdaoguanzhudemuguanghuangruoweijue,neixinquexianruleshenshendewanxi。
别了,我的过去。
wubainiandedidiao,yichaosangjin。
wodexianyushenghuo,chediliwoerqule!
【ding!shoucixianshengchenggong!】
【pandingxiaoguo:zhenhanrenxin!】
【guanzhongkawei:zhunshengdanengx1,tianmingzhizix1。】
【zonghepingjia:wanmei!】
【renwujianglijiesuanzhong……】
【gongxisuzhuhuode:xianshengzhishiwandian!】
【gongxisuzhuhuode:xinshoudalibaox1!】
yidaozhiyoutanengkanjiandezhanlanseguangmuzaiyanqianzhankai。
【宿主:李长安】
【shenfen:fangcunshandashixiong】
【修为:天仙境】
【xianshengzhi:100000】
【yizhangwogongfa/shentong:saoyegong(chushenruhua)……dengjiushijiuxiangjichuzayijineng。】
“shifoukaiqixinshoudalibao?”
“kai,ganjinkai!chenzheshizunmeilaizhaowosuanzhang,xiankankanyoushenmebaomingdedongxi!”lizhanganzaixinzhongjiqie。
guanghuayishan,dalibaokaiqi。
【gongxisuzhuhuode:wushangzhibao·dadaohonglu(fangzhipin,kelianhuawanwufanbenguiyuan,tishengpinzhi)!】
【gongxisuzhuhuode:xiuweiwupingjingzhishengtequan(chuji)!】
【jiancedaosuzhudangqianxiuweiguodi,yizidongxiaohaoshiwanxianshengzhi,jinxingxiuweiguanding!】
轰!
yiguwufaxingrongdekongbunenglianghongliu,pingkongchuxianzailizhangandesizhibaihai、zifudantianzhizhong。
天仙!
真仙!
玄仙!
金仙!
tadexiuweijingjiexiangshizuoshangleyunxiaofeiche,fengkuangbiaosheng,shunjianchongpolejinxiandebilei!
qiangdadeliliangchongchizheshenti,lizhanganshenzhiganjuezijizhiyaoqingqingyiwoquan,jiunengniesuizheifangtiandi。
talianmangsisiyazhizhuwaixiedeqixi,etoushanglenghandouxialaile。
zheidongjingyaoshibeiputilaozuchajue,zijijiubushibaoluneimejiandanle,pashiyaobeidangchangqiepianyanjiu。
“这位师兄……”
shanmenwai,shihouzhanzhanweiweidizhanleqilai,tashenshangdeshangshijingzaigangcaineigudaoyunxia,kuaisuhuifuleqiqibaba。
tawangzhelizhangan,yanshenlichongmanlejingweiyuhaoqi。
“shini……jiulewoma?”
lizhanganmianwubiaoqing,neixinquehuangdeyipi。
tagangxiangkaikoushuo“wobushi,womeiyou,nibiexiashuo”,putilaozudeshengyinquezaicixiangchetiandi。
zheiyici,shengyinlishaolejifenweiyan,duolejifenfuza。
“chier,haibujinlai,gengdaiheshi?”
zheihua,shiduishihoushuode。
danlizhanganqueminruidiganjuedao,shizunneisuodingzaizijishenshangdeshennian,bingweiyikai。
yidaolaizitiantingnantianmendekuitan,beifangcunshandetianranjiejiedangzhu,qiaoranxiaosan。
yilvqiyuxitiandaleiyinsidefoguang,zaichujidongshengshenzhoudijieshi,weiweiyidun,zuizhongyinqu。
lizhanganbaozhesaozhou,wangzheneizhixinggaocailiechongjinshanmendehouzi,xinzhongzhiyouyigeniantou。
taquebuzhi,congtasaochuneipianluoyekaishi,zheipanzaoyibeizhutianshengrendinghaodexiyouqiju,qipanshangbianduoleyizhikanbujiandeshou。
系统逼我装逼,顺便罩个猴师弟