《重生神经病发作了》 小说介绍
《zhongshengshenjingbingfazuole》miaohuilelichensulaideyiduanyishijiemaoxianzhilv。tashenshishenmi,beirenweishimingyundeshouhuzhe。lishang,qiaomiaodikehualemeigejiaosedexinggehedongji,xiaoshuozhongchongmanlejinzhang、xuanyiheqihuanyuansu。jingcaideqingjiejiangdailingduzhechuanyueshikong,tansuoneixieyinzangzaiheianbeihoudemimi,zijimengdepaleqilai,zoudaojingzimianqian!duimianshiyizhangnianqingdelian,meiyoubeitamencuomodeyilianweiqujiabingtai!kanzhefangjiandezhuangshi,chuangtoushangtiezhedadadexizi……。
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zhongshengshenjingbingfazuolefangzishixiedewodemingzi,pingshenmewoyaobanchuqu?gaigundeshinimen。
sulainushizhemianqiandejigeren,xiesidilidehoulechulai。erneisuoweidelaogongzhishiqingqingtanlekouqi,
「xiaosu,nijiusongkouba!wodizhishijieyongwomendefangzibanxiahunlieryi,tamenjiewanhunjiubanchuqule!
tanvpengyoujiabixudeyitaofangzicaitongyitamenjiehun。」「meicidoushuodehaoting,
tamennawomendedongxishenmeshihouhaihuilaiguo?」taiqitoudingzhetamenyiziyijuwendao。「haiyou,
zheifangzidabufenshiwoniangjiachudeqian!nilichen,
chulemeicinaomaodundeshihouxinwaidaonifumuneibiannihaihuiganma?duilenihaihuiyongwodejiazhuangqubangnidimaiche。
」duimiandenanrenliansejianjianheileqilai。fangfozheijuhuachuozhongletadeyaohai。「haole,haole!nimenbiechaole。
」popogangadechulaidayuanchang,pixiaoroubuxiaodeanweizhe。「shenmeshiqingdengchiwanwufanzaishuohaoba?lailailai,
xiaosuwomenxianchifan。」meicidoushizheiyang,shuozhewusuoweidehuaranhoubamaodunzhuanyidiao。sulaiantanleyikouqi,
shuaikaipopodeshou,zhuanshenjinlefangjian,qukanxiaohaixinglemeiyou。jinquyikanbuyaojin,
faxianxiaohaidelianfanzhebuzhengchangdehongyun。mashangyongzijideliantieshangletaxiaoxiaodeetou,tangdechuqi!
bixiwendaoyigudandandebaijiuwei。xinliyijing,yigubuhaodeniantouchongjizheshenjing。nuqichongsanlelizhi,
chongxiangketing。「nimendaodisheijixiaohaiweilejiu?shuo,nishixiangyaotademingma?」yinweijuliedeyayiqingxu,
shentiyijingkongzhibuzhudezhandou。tadidenvpengyousuolexiabozi,shenxingwangtadishenhouduoqu,mobuzuosheng。
kanzhexianruchenmodezhongren,zaikanzheyongyuguangguanchawodexuhui,xinliyimuleran。
「dengwocongyiyuanhuilaizaizhaonimensuanzhang。」zijibaozhehaizijimangganquleyiyuan。yishengjianchayihou,
duizhewojiushiyitongluanma,「nizenmezuomade?buzhidaozheimexiaodehaizibunengzhanjiujingma?」「bushi,
womeiyou!shitamenjixiaohaiweide!」「nizuoweimuqindoukanbuhaozijidehaizima?」
huangluandebuzhidaozenmebianjie,zhinengshuangshouwulidechuilexialai,momotingzheyishengdenuchidiaoxialeyanlei。
yishengtanlekouqi「suanle,zheihaizihaisuansonglaidejishi,meiyouchushenmedawenti,xinglaileduoweiyidianshui,
xiaciyaokanjinyidian。」shuowanzhuanshenjiujinlebingfang。cishihaizidefuqincaishanshanlaichi。「haizizenmeyangle?」
kanzhebujiaobuzaodesudu,yinggaishichibaolecailaide。「nixinlidaodiyoumeiyouzheigenver?」
kanzhetayifuwusuoweidetaidujiushengqi。「wozheibushilailema?」「suanle,henduodongxiduoshuowuyi。」
beiguoshenjiuqujiaolezhuyuanfei。xiaohaizaiyiyuanzhuleyigeduoxingqideyuan,qijianpopoconglaimeiyoulaikanyiyan,
tayeshidiyitianlaizoulegeguochangjiuzaiyemeiyoulaiguole。baozhehaiziwunaidechuleyuan。
huijiajiukanjiantamenyijialaoxiaotanzaishafashangxiangsishiyiyang,diandewaimaihediuleyidi,chufangyeduileyidui!
shengcaizaiwanlidoukuaizhanglvmaole。「xiaosuhuilaile?」yijinmenjiukanjianpopoyilianchanmeidezouleguolai,
jieguowoshoushangdebao!「aiyou!nishuozuijinnibuzaijia,wonianjidaletuijiaobutaifangbianyebutaihuishoushi!
jijialitianledianluan,daihuierhaiyaomafannishoushiyixia。」「nimenshimeiyoushouma?haiyouchenhuizainali?」
woyanguanghuanshileyizhouyemeiyoukanjiantadeshenying。haiyoubizhangyaozhaotasuanni!
「zheibushitamenzuijinyaojiehunlema!youdianlei,xianzaizaixiuxi!」shuowanpopoxinxudebieguolelian。
buzaidalita,zhuanshenhuilezijidefangjian!yijinfangjianjiukanjianzaqizabadedongxiduileyidui!
yuanbenyinggaizaishufangdedongxi,cishiquanbudouduizailewodefangjian。woyihuodezoujinleshufang。
cishilimianyijingfanghaoleyizhangchuang,fangjianligezhonghongsedezhuangshi!erxuhuizecetangzaichuangshangyibiankeguazi,
yibianzaihuashouji!dixiayipianlangjie。taitouturankanjianlewocaizuozhileshenzi!fudiaozuibiandeguazixie。
[sheiyunxunimenbanjinlaide?][guojitianwomenjiuyaojiehunle,
xianzaizhishizanzhujitian]taxinxudebieguolelian。xinlibiezheyikouqi,xianzairennaiyeshidaodalejixianle。
zouguoqutaiqishoujiujiletaliangbazhang,[shuo!niweishenmeyaojiwohaiziweijiu?nidaodiandeshenmexin?
mashangjiwogunchuqu。][mei,womeiyou!]kanzhetayifusijue,ranhouyangzhetoutigaoleshengliang。
ketinglipopohegonggongxunsupaoleguolai。[nimendaodizaichaoshenme?nengbunengrangzheigejiaqingjingdian?
niyeshisulai,nishitasaozi!jiubunengtiliangtamenyixiama?haidongshoudaren。][wotiliangta,sheitiliangwo?
][haole!buyaochaole!]laogongcongmenkouchonglejinlai,chezhewodeshoujiuwangwulizhuai!shouwanchuanlaijutong!
[kuaisongshou,nibukankantamenzuoleshenmema?][ninengbunengxiaotingyidian?
]shuowanyibazhangjiuluozailewodelianshang。[haohaohao,womenlihunba!daizhenijianeiyibangziganjingunchuqu。
]talianshangchuanlaiyishundejinghuang,danyeshizhuanshunjishi。[peng]deyishengjiushuaishangmenzoulechuqu。
zijishunjiantuoli,tuifeidezuozailechuangshang!congshizhizhongzijidaodizhuiqiudeshishenme?weishenmehuibianchengzheiyang,
zijihaimeicongwangrisixuzhongchouchushenjiutingdaole[pengpeng]deqiaomensheng!zhijianpopoduanzheyiwanzhouzoulejinlai。
[xiaosu,eleba?laihedianzhou。]bazhoufangzaitaimianshangjiuzoulechuqu。zijihaimeicongsixuzhonghuanguoshenlai,
kanzheneiwanzhou,tazenmemeitaotaoliangjuzaichuqu?suanle,nandeqingjing。zaichuangshanggunlehaojiquanshuiyeshuibuzhe,
zhongjiushiyoudianele。duanqileneiwanzhou。banwanxiadu,zuiliduochulaimomingdekeligan,shaoziwangwandiyifan,
jikehuashengsuifuxianzaileyanqian。mashangwuzuizhunbeiqucesuobatatuchulai。danshiyijingwanle。
qiangliedezhixiganxilai,shoushanglianshangxunsuhongzhong!guominfanyinglaidehenxunsu,zijimashangtuikaichouti,
queshizhongfanbuchuneipingkangguomindeyao。yishijianjianmohu,daozailedishang。
cishilianyijingzhongdeyanjingdoukuaizhengbukaile。zhijianmenbeituikai,popoyilianyinchendezoulejinlai,
houmianhaigenzheneiyidajiazi![rangnixiaozhang,
zuihouhaibushiluozaiwoshouli]popozouguolaiyijiaotizaiwoduzishang!juewangwuzhu,gezhongtongkudesixuweirao!
zijiquefabuchurenheshengyin!chusheng,yibanggoudongxi。ruguoyoujihui,wojueburaonimen!
zijijiuzaijuewangzhongbishangleyan。yishixianrulemohu。bozihaoxiangbeiyishuangshousisideqiazhu,
zijipinmingdezhengzha!mengdezhengkaiyan,shenshangjingchuyishenlenghan![wo,wosilema?]yanshenmanmanjujiao,
kanqingchulezhouweideyiqie。[laopo,zenmele?]yizhuantoujiukandaolelichenneizhangfangdadelian,
zijixiangyemeixiangdejiletayibazhang。[gun,ganjingunchuqu。]nazhezhentoujiushuaizailetatoushang。
[nishenmemaobing?][guna!]jihuxiesidili。talengzheyizhanglianshuaimenzoulechuqu。
zijimengdepaleqilai,zoudaojingzimianqian!duimianshiyizhangnianqingdelian,
meiyoubeitamencuomodeyilianweiqujiabingtai!kanzhefangjiandezhuangshi,chuangtoushangtiezhedadadexizi,
yinggaishigangjiehundeneitian。[laotianyea!zhenshidaiwobubo,jilewoyicizhongxinlaiguodejihui。
]zhongyukongzhibuzhuqingxu,dunxiatongkuqilai。zheiyicinimenyigedoupaobule。
mashangzhanleqilaidakaijuzizuixiamianneigechouti,balimian10jipingyaodiujinlelajitong。
tamendoubuzhidaowoyouhenyanzhongdezaoyuzheng,qianshiweileweichiguaiguainvdexingxiang,
meitiandouyaochiyiduideyaokongzhizijideqingxu,yayizhetineikuangzaodeyinzi。zuowanzheixiemashangtangzhejiushuizhele。
diertianyizaoqilaijiuquleyaodian,mailejinjibiyunyao。duibuqihaizi,
xianzaibunengzairangnilaizheidiyubandejiating。zuowanzheiyiqiezijiliansecangbaidehuilejia。
ganghuijiajiukanjianketingdengduizheyiduidedongxi!kanzhezhanzhenidedaizi,tudoudacongbaileyidi!
wojiuzhidaoshiwoneidiaozuandepopohegonggonglaile!laidehaoa![xiaolaihuilaile,wobawofumujieguolaile!
rangtamenyexiangxiangfu!kuaiquchufangzuojigecai,rangtamenchangchangnideshouyi。]shuozhejiubaweiqunsaijilewo!
[duiduidui,womendouxiangchangchangnideshouyi]popoyouwangwohuailisaileyikundacong。shunshijieguo。zaiqianshi,
tamendoubuchila!weiletaohaotamendekouwei,zuodecaijibenqingdan!zijidoushizizhileyipinglajiaobanfanchi。
neizhongrizisheiaiguosheiguoba!wanfanzuoleshuizhuyu,congchaoroupian!zizhideneipinglajiaojiangjibenyongwan,
tamenzaiketingqiangdelianliankesou。jidaocaichaowanquanduanshanglezhuo,jiulianjiucaichaojidandouzhurulelinghun,
lajiaoxuanrandejidandoufahong。[nizheiwomenzenmechia?congzuowankaishinidaodizaishengshenmeqi?
]lichenyongkuaiziqiaojizhewanfaxiezhenuqi。woshizhongyiyanbufa,mantiaosilidejiacaichifan。
popojianzhuangshunjianjile,kanzhewanlidecaiyidiandianjianshao,shunjianxintonghuaile!
zhejimanghuangdejialeyikuaiyuroufangzaizuili,lade[sila,sila]chuanqiyebukenfangxiakuaizi!
yidunfanxialaitamenlademanliantonghong,bitihengliu。zijiqiangrenzhexiaoyixunsuhuilefangjian。[xiaolai,
wan…xi]huahaimeishuowanwoyijingliuhuilefangjian。meibanfatazhinengkaishizijishoushiwankuai,
gangyaonaquxiwanchipopojiulanzhuleta。[lailailai,wolai!nanrenzenmenengganzheizhonghuo。]shuozhejieguolewan,
chaozhewofangjiandefangxiangpieleyiyan,fangfozaishuonijiwodengzhe。diertianyizao,
lingchen4dianbanturanbei[pengpengpengde]qiaomenshengchaoxing,buzhidaodehaiyiweizaizamen。
woshuiyanxingzhongdequdakailemen,haiyiweishineibuzhiqiandelaogong,yinweizuotianzhihoujiubataganqushufangshuiqule!
zhengdayancaikanjianshiwoneitoubushulianbuxidepopo!jianwokaimenyibazhuazhuwodeshouxiangbawocongfangjianlichechulai。
shilehaojiciwoquewensibudong!xiaosi,yizhiwobaozaodeyaoyijingquantingle!shentigexiangzhibiaodouhuiguileyiqian!
yiqianmaobingyifazuojiudaizhequanjishoutaoqugongyuanjiaoluochuishu,keyishuoshilianleyishendemanliqi。[ganma?
]yiqianshuohuaqianhaijiagemazi,xianzaikebuxiangexinziji。[nikan,daihuierlichenhaiyaoshangbanni?
nizaodianqilaijitabaodiantang!zhengqujinnianjiubaoshangdasunzi。]daodishixiangbaosunzihaishixiangrangwodangsunzi?
zaixinlibailetayiyan。[woyemeishijian,mingtianzaoshangwoyeyaoshangban。]shuowanjiuzhunbeishuaishangmen。
tashouyishenjiubazhulemen。woyikanzheibusongshangmenlema!pengdeyishengjiujiazhuletadeshou。
zijimengyiyonglibabudeyongjiaodengqiangshangjielile,zhitingyishengmenheng!zijimashangyousongshoujitaliuchuyitiaofeng!
jiutingdaozhongwudaozaidibanshangdeshengyin!gujishitonglihaile,
zaidishanggunleyiquanbancaifachule[aaa]shengyin。zijimashangkaimen[apopo,nizenmelepopo!
]yongshouzhuazhetadeshoushijinghuangzhe!zijidoukuaibeizheijiaorouzaozuodeyangzixiaosile。
[ni……ni……fang……fang][zenmele?nishuoqingchuyidian。
]gujipangbianfangjianlidelianggerenyetingjianleshengyin!lianggerenziqianyihoudepaolechulai。dengtamenpaodaogenqian,
popozaojiutongdeliangyanyifanjueleguoqu。[kuai,kuaisongyiyuan。]laogonghegonggongzhejidebatafuleqilai。
[womashangda120]zijinachushoujibotonghaoma![zheirenhaoduanduandezenmeyunguoqule?
]gonggongjimangyongshouqiazhepopoderenzhong!buyihuierpopojiuyouyouzhuanxing。yizhengyanyishuangyanjiusisidedingzhewo,
fangfoyaodingchuyigekulongchulai。zhanzhanweiweidetaiqishouzhizhewo!
[ni……ni……]gujishitaitonglebantianshuobuchuyijuwanzhengdehua。tamenlianggefuzhetarangtazhanwen,
shaoweiwendingleyidianjiuciyaliezuidechaowopuleguolai。zijishaoweiyizhuanshentajiushuaizailedishang,
xianzaishichedidongbulele。ganjinbieguolianquyifangzijixiaochulai。[ma!nizenmele?]tamenyoulianmangqufu。
zheicishichedishuaicanle,yagujikedaodiban,zuijiaodoutangzhexue[dongdongdong……]yizhenqiaomenshengxiangqi,
xiandetebiejicu。yinggaishijiuhuchelaile!jimangzouqukaimen。[nimenkuaijinlai,wopopoyundaole!
]jigeyihurenyuantaizhedanjiajiujinlaile。jigerenyiqianhoujiubatatailechuqu,
tamenlianggeyegenzheyiqiquleyiyuan!zijizehuifangjianjixushuijuequle。
zhidaodiertianshangbandaozhongwucaishoudaolichendalaidedianhua。yizhangkoujiushipilipalayidunjiaoma![sulai,
womalaiwomenzheiliyitangburongyi!nijiubunenglijieyixiatama?zhishirangniqilaizuoyidunfaneryi,
nijiunaopiqi!nixiaa?guanmenbuzhidaokanyixia?zheimejiuleyebuzhidaolaiyiyuankanyixia!
younizheiyangzuobierenlaopodema?]yuanlaitashenmedouzhidao,zhishizhuanghutu!bianzibuchouzaizijishenshang,
yongyuandoubuzhidaotong。zhishiduixianghuanleyixia,zaibuzaihuneishiyixiajiuzhidaole。wotingzhetashuoleyidadui,
                
                                重生神经病发作了