开局杀鸡做菜，你管这叫八岁？
《开局杀鸡做菜，你管这叫八岁？》 小说介绍
zhurengongjiaolinchensongqingweideshumingjiao《kaijushajizuocai，niguanzheijiaobasui？》，shizuozhemanbuyefengqingxinchuangzuodeyibendoushifenggedexiaoshuo，shuzhongzhuyaojiangshule：“zheiyishi，wozhijiecongbasuikaishijuan，sheinengjuandeguowo?”zhengzaicike，zhuwoshidemendakaile，caibuguosanshierdesongqingweidazhehaqianchulai，jiandaomanzhuodezao……...
《开局杀鸡做菜，你管这叫八岁？》 第1章 免费试读
“huanyingdajiashoukandisanji《qinqinwodebaobei》diyiqi，zheishilongguozhuanzhuqinziguanxidezhibozongyijiemu……”
“canyubenjijiemudezonggongyouwuweimingxingjiating……”
huawaiyinjieshu，huamianbianshiqiedaolediyipishexiangshituandui，shunlijinrulediyiweimingxingbamadejiazhong。
jiashidapingceng，xiujiandejiweishehua，yijinlaijiukandao，nanmingxinghoutaozaipeijiusuideerziwan，nvmingxingchenhongzeshizaizuofan。
jingtouyijingjiuwei，bianshijiandanxunwenjigewentizuoweikaichang，erguanzhongzeshizaishuadanmu。
“houlongtaohechenhongdefangzizhenbucuo。”
“haojiahuo，tamenerzidoushisuile?suiyuezhenshiyibashazhudaoa。”
suihoujingtouqiehuan，daoledierzumingxingjiating。
daoyanzuozaidaoboshili，zheigechubudejingtouzhuyaoshidatijieshaowuweimingxingjiatingdezhuangkuang，hejieshaojingtouxiadexiaohai。
qiansizujiatingdoujieshaohaole，lundaodiwuzujiatingle。
zhuzhibojianhuamianqiehuan，diwuzushexiangxiaogetuandui，yijingshizaiyihumenqiandenghou。
“diwuzujiating，haoxiangshixiaotianhousongqingweiba?”
“jiushixiaotianhou，chudaocaijinianjiujiehunle，yulequandoumeitayingzile，renyebuhong，zhenbuzhidaoweishenmejiemuzuhuiqingta。”
直播间弹幕纷纷。
zhengzaizheishi，fangmendakai，shexiangxiaogelianmangduizhunjingtou，jieguochuhuyiliao，kaimendebushisongqingweihuozhetalaogonglinye，ershiyigedabandehenkeaiyouhenkudexiaonanhai。
“xiaopengyou，womenzhaonimama。”
linchendandanshuoleyiju：“jinlaiba，jidehuanxie。”
shexiangxiaogehegongzuorenyuanyileng，zenmeganjuezheixiaohaiyoudian，yuzhongbutongni?jingranbujingyahuohaipa?
tamenjinlaihou，quejiandaoketinglikongwuyiren，erlinchenyoushidaolechufang，caizaiyigexiaoyizishangkaishimanghuoqilai。
shexiangxiaogejiangjingtouduizhunlinchen，pangbiangongzuorenyuanhaoqiwendao：“xiaopengyou，nibamani?”
“haizaichuangshangshuilanjue。”
“你在干吗?”
linchendandingdao：“zuozaocan。”
gongzuorenyuanzhangdazuiba，zhibojianguanzhongyeshiyilengyilengde。
“woqu，nizuozaocan?”
“wofule，buhuizuozaocanjitabamachiba?”
“zenmezheihuafengwanquanbuyiyangshizenmehuishi?biedemingxingdoushidaiwazuofan，huozhejiushibaomuzuofan，zenmedaosongqingweizheili，zhijiejiushixiaohaizuofanle?”
gongzuorenyuanhaoqidao：“xiaopengyou，niduodale?”
“basui，lingwaibuyaochenghuwoweixiaopengyou，nikeyijiaowolinchen。”
linchenshuliandejiangguolidejianjidanfangzaipanzili，jiangpanzidijigongzuorenyuan：“mafanbangwofangdaozhuozishang，xiexie。”
gongzuorenyuanyouxieleng：“linchen，pingshizaijiadoushinizuofanma?”
“meibanfa，womatailanle，ayibuzai，zuodefancaitainanchi，zhinengwozijilaile。”
“那你，会做饭?”
gongzuorenyuanyouxiebuganzhixin。
“这不有手就行?”
zheigongzuorenyuanchadianbeiyezhu，shexiangxiaogehaoqiwendao：“neiweishenmeshinizuo，bushinibamazuo?”
“neiyoushenmebanfa，jianqiangerzixinqinlaozuozhaogutanhuanzaichuangbama。”
噗!
观众差点笑死。
“haojiahuo，zheishibasui，zheiyetailengyoumole。”
“basuijiuhuizuofanle?lihaia。”
“wokanleyiyanpangbianhaizaiwannibadeerzi，zheichajuzenmezheimedani?”
erzaijingtouzhushixia，linchendezaocanzuofashulianwubi，shenzhihaikaishixiamiantiao。
“nimenchilemei，meichidehuawojinimenxiajiwanmiantiao。”
“吃了吃了。”
cikeshexiangxiaogehegongzuorenyuan，yijingshiganjueyanqianzheigebasuixiaohai，jiweibutongxunchangle。
zongganjuetashuohuazuoshi，douyouzhongchengrenwei。
gongzuoxiaojiejieyoushiwendao：“linchen，nizhidaowomenshiganshenmedema?”
linchentaitou：“qinzizongyijiemuzude。”
“neinizhidaoweishenmehuishangjiemubu?”
linchenxiaoliandandingdao：“zhidao，womatailanle，buyuanyifage，woliangedoujitaxiehaoleyebuchang，duitalaishuo，shangnimendejiemu，tanengtangzhezhuanqian，erqienimenhaikeyibangtadaihaizi，hewobaguoerrenshijie，zheimehuasuandeshitahuibugan?”
噗!
guanzhongchadianxiaosi，neigongzuoxiaojiejiezhengdayanjing，zheishinengshuodema?
“zheilinchenhaocongminga!youkeaiyoucongming!”
“buguodengdeng，basuixiege，linchenshibushikaiwanxiao?”
“basuidexiaohainalihuixiege?”
ercikedelinchen，xiaolianshangshiyipianpingjing，danneixinqueshitanlekouqi：julizhangda，haiyaozaiguogeshinian，zhenshitaimanzhangle。
tashiyigechuanyuezhe，dantazenmeyemeixiangdaohuicongyingerkaishi。
buguohaozaishunlijihuoxitong，zhiyaohuodezhenjingzhi，jiunengbuduanjiesuojiangli。
qianqitatongguozhanxianyixiejingrenzhiju，huodelexiaoxiaodejiangli，danrenshubugou，zhenjingzhiyebugou，meixiangdaozheiyicitamasongqingweiquebaomingcanjialezheidangqinzijiemu。
linchenjuede，yinggaikeyizhuanyunle。
dingliunaliyaoyouershisuicaikaishide，tazheiyibeizizhongxinjizijidinglegemubiao：zhijiebasuichudao，jiusuinayingdi，shisuinazuijiazuocizuoquren，shiyisuinawenxuezuigaojiangxingyunjiang，shiwusuinaxiagewang。
dengdaoshibasuineinianzhijietangping。
yuanyinwuta，beijuanpale，gancuixianjuanweiqiang，rangbierenwulukejuan。
“zheiyishi，wozhijiecongbasuikaishijuan，sheinengjuandeguowo?”
zhengzaicike，zhuwoshidemendakaile，caibuguosanshierdesongqingweidazhehaqianchulai，jiandaomanzhuodezaocan，manshijingxi，zhijiechongguolaibaoqilinchen。
“zaoa，wodebaobeierzi，nizheiaixinzaocanjiuzuohaolea?”
linchenxianqizhuanguotou：“bieqinle，ganjinchizaocan，jiemuzuderenlaile，xianshoushixiaziji，ranhounihebagaiganmaganma，haiyoujiemuzuderenlai，jintianzenmeshuoyedeqingbierenchidunfan，buyaodaimanbieren，qucaishichangmaixiecaihuilai。”
songqingweitiantianxiaodao：“zhidaole，wodexiaodaren。”
linchenyoushuodao：“zaiyouma，nigaiduoyundongyundongle，zuoweiyigeyimingxingweizhiyedegongzhongrenwu，shencaishifeichangzhongyaode，wozheixieyeshijianzhican，buyaotouchilingshi，zaiyouduoquduanlian。”
“好好好。”
“haiyoubuyaorangbazaishuilanjuele，wojintianquxuexiaobanxiaxiuxueshouxu。”
kanzhelinchenlaoqihengqiu、youtiaobuwendianpaishiqing，gongzuorenyuanjingdaile，zhibojiandeguanzhongyejingdaile。
“woqu!!tazhenshibasui?youdianlipu!”
“bushi，basuinengdongdairenjiewu?basuinengzhidaobaochishencai，nengzhidaojianzhi?”
“xianzaidexiaohaizheimeqianglema?wozenmeganjuetacaishibaba?”
“bushi，wozenmeganjuesongqingweiyijiashizheigexiaohaizaizuozhu?”
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