我靠碰瓷总裁在相亲角封神
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yangguangbeicengcengdiediedezhenghunqishigedezhiliposui，zhipianzairehonghongdefengliyouqiwulidipiaodong。“linwanwan！
nidaoditingmeitingayishuohua？”zhangayineizhangtudexianhongdezuizaiwoyanqianyikaiyihe，
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simianbafangdoushiyanjing，doushishengyin，doushiburongzhiyide“weinihao”。“shiawanwan，
”pangbianlishenlikebangqiang，tashoulihailinzhegecailanzi，limianliangkenianledebaicaiwanqiangditanchutou，
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gengduodeshi“zheihaizizhongyufengle”deleran。wodeshixianlveguoyizhangzhangcuoedelian，
yueguoneixiemimimamadezhenghunqishi，
dinggezaixiangqinjiaorukouchu——neilitingzheyiliangtongtiqihei、xiantiaoliuchangderutongningguanyedelaosilaisihuanying。
taxiangyitouwuruxuanxiaocaishichangdeyouyamengshou，yuzhouweigegeburu，sanfazhelenglieerangguidechenmo。
jiushitale！yigupoguanziposhuaidexiehuo“cheng”dicuanshangnaomen，shaodiaolesuoyouguji。
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danaoyipiankongbai，shentiquexiangshanglefatiao。zaisuoyourenfanyingguolaizhiqian，womengdituikaidangzaiqianmiandezhangayi，
gaogenxiezaicucaodeshuinidishangqiaochuyichuanjicuerhuangluandegudian，
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“peng——！”yishengchenmenyoudaizhedianjinshuniuqugandejuxiang，henhenzazaisuoyourendeermoshang。
shijianfangfoningguleyimiao。
wozhenggerenyiyizhongjiqilangbeidezishi“gua”zaileneilianglaosilaisiguangkejianrendeyinqinggaishang。
zuojiaoneizhixigaogendexiegen，bupianbuyi，shenshenxianjinleyikuai……aoxiaqudecheqiaoli？
chuganqingxiderangwoxinjiandougenzhezhanleyixia。si——zhenguia！naozilibuheshiyidishanguozheigeniantou。
xiayimiao，jutongcaicongjiaohuaichuchidundichuanlai，tengdewodaochouyikoulengqi。
dangengtengdeshisimianbafangshunjianbaofade、nengcichuanermodejinghuheyilun。“tianlaoye！zhuangchele？！
”“aiyowodema！laosilaisia！zheidepeiduoshaoqian？”“linwanwan！nifenglema？！”“wanlewanle！
zheihaizichuangdahuole！”yinqinggaibinglengdejinshutouguobobodexuefangchenshanchuanlaihanyi，
hunzazhejiaohuaidejutonghebeiweiguande**laxiuchigan，shunjianjiangwoyanmei。wozhengzhazhexiangpaqilai，
jiaohuaiqueyizhenzuanxindeteng，shibushangli。jiuzaizheishi，neishanchenzhongde、xiangzhengzhewushangcaifuhequanlidehouchemen，
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zheishiwonaoziliweiyishengxiadeniantou。qingjiadangchanyepeibuqizheikuaitiepiba？jiuzaizheilingrenzhixidesijizhong，
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jueduibuneng！yidantakaikousuopei，huozhebaojing，wojiuchediwanle！bixuqiangzhanxianji！bixubashuijiaohun！
bixu……bitagengxianggeshouhaizhe！dianguanghuoshizhijian，
yigejiqidadan、jiqibuyaolian、shenzhiwozijidoujuedefeiyisuosideniantou，
rutongshandianbanpikailewodehundun！“wuwa——！！！
”yishengjingtiandongdide、daizheshierwanfenweiquhekongsudekuhao，haowuyuzhaodizhaxiangzaixiangqinjiaoshangkong，
shunjiangaiguolesuoyoucanyudeyilun。womengditaiqizhanledianhuichendelian（ganxiegangcaishuaidaoshicengshangde），
yanleishuolaijiulai，xiongyongpengpai（yibanshihede，yibanshijiaohuaitengde），shouzhizhandouzhe，
zhizhizhixiangneigeganggangzhanding、mingxianbeiwozheiyisangzihaodezhengleyixiadenanren。“jiushita！jingchashushu！
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“weng——”zhenggexiangqinjiaochedizhakaileguo！weiguanqunzhongdeyanjingshunjiandengdebitonglinghaida，xiabadiaoleyidi。
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tadagaizheibeizidoumeijianguozheime……qingxintuosudepengcishoufa？taneizhanglunkuofenmingdejunlianshang，
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”yourenjiejiebabadizhongfu。“kaichezhuangrenmiekou？zhei……zheimehen？”“kanbuchulaia，
zheixiaohuozirenmorenyangde……”“zezeze，zhirenzhimianbuzhixina！”fengxiang，zaiduanduanjimiaozhongnei，
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querdaizhideshiyizhong……jiqifuzadeshense。xiangshikandaoleshenmejiqihuangmiuyoujiqiyouqudedongxi。
tademuguangzhongxinluohuiwolianshang，neiyanshen，ruilidefangfonengchuantouwodezhuoliebiaoyan，
zhijiekandaowoxindineidianfengkuangdexiaosuanpan。tameiyoulikefanbo，meiyoubaonu，shenzhilianmeitoudoumeizaizhouyixia。
tazhishikanzhewo，zuijiaosihu……jiqiqingweidi，xiangshangqiandongleyixia？neijuebushifennu，yebushiwunai。
gengxiangshiyizhong……qifengduishoudexingweiangran？wobeitakandexinlifamao，kuhaoshengdoukadunleyixia。
zheijuben……haoxiangmeianwoyuxiangdezou？jiuzaizheishi，yuanchuchuanlailejicuerweiyandejingdisheng。
“wu——wu——wu——”shengyinyouyuanjijin，honglansedeguangmangzaijiejiaoshanshuo。zhenzhengdejingcha，laile！
jingchecierdedishengsipokongqi，honglanbaoshandeguangwuqingdisaoguoxiangqinjiaomeiyizhangjingedelian。
chuanzhezhifudeminjingdongzuoliluodituikaichemen，dabuliuxingdichaofengbaozhongxinzoulai，biaoqingyansu。“zenmehuishi？
sheibaodejing？”weishoudejingguanshengyinhongliang，
muguangruilidisaoguolangjiedexianchang——kudelihuadaiyu（zhuangde）dewo，
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nimenkesuanlaile！”gangcaihaiduiwohentiebuchenggangdezhangayishunjianhuashenzhengyishizhe，yigejianbuchongshangqu，
zhizheneinanren，tuomohengfei，“jiushizheigenande！kaihaochelebuqia？qipianrenjiaxiaoguniangganqing！
wannonglejiuxiangshuaidiao！nikankan，haixiangkaichezhuangren！duohendexinna！barenjiagunianghechengzheiyang，jiaodouweile！
”“jiushijiushi！”lishenyeganjinbangqiang，jianqidishangdenianbaicaidangwuqisidehuiwu，“womendoukanjianle！
zheiguniangduokeliana！nimenkuaibazheichenshimeizhuaqilai！”renqunzaicisaodongqilai，
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yibabaozhuwo（shunbianqialewogeboyixia，shiyiwokudezaicandian），
daizhekuqianghan：“wokumingdenvera……jingchatongzhi，nimenkedejiwomenzuozhua！”wosuozaiwomahuaili，
touyanqukanneigenanren。tayijiuzhandebizhi，xiangyibingweichuqiaodehanren，duizhouweidexuanxiaozhiruowangwen。
tademuguangyueguorenqun，jingzhundiluozaiwolianshang，neiyanshen，pingjingdekepa，
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xianranbeizheihunluandechangmianheyibiandaodezhikongnongdeyoudianjishou。tazoudaonanrenmianqian，chushizhengjian：“xiansheng，
qingchushinindejiashizhenghexingshizheng。guanyuzheiweinvshidezhikong，ninyoushenmeyaoshuomingdema？
”suoyourendemuguangdoujujiaozainanrenshenshang，dengzhekantaruhebianjie，huozheruhebaonu。kongqifangfoninggule。
nanrenshensuidemouziyijiusuozhewo，neidianruoyousiwudexingweisihugengnongle。ranhou，zaisuoyourendezhushixia，
tazuoleyigerangsuoyourendouyixiangbudaodedongzuo。tameiyouqutaozhengjian。
taneizhigujiefenming、yikanjiujiazhibufeideshou，mantiaosiliditanjinletagaojidingzhixizhuangdeneicekoudai。
wodexinmengditidaolesangziyan。tayaonashenme？lvshimingpian？heikashuaiwolianshangrangwopeiqian？
haishi……zhijiejiechuanwo？shijianbeiladewubimanzhang。zhongyu，tadeshounalechulai。zhijianniezhede，
bingfeizhengjian，yefeichaopiao。ershiyige……xiaoqiaojingzhidesironghezi。shenlansedesirong，
zaizhengwuyouxieciyandeyangguangxia，fanzhedidiaoershehuadeweiguang。wolengzhule。weiguandedamamenlengzhule。
lianjianduoshiguangdejingchayemingxianzhengleyixia。zhenggexiangqinjiao，xianrulesiyibandejijing。
zhiyouyuanchumalushangyinyuedecheliusheng，xiangmohudebeijingyin。nanrenxiuzhangdeshouzhi，
congrongbupodidakaileneigesironghezi。yidaocuicanduomudeguangmang，haowuyuzhaodibengshechulai！
yimeishuodade、qiegewanmeidezuanjie，jingjingditangzaiheisetianerongchendianshang，
chunjingdehuocaijihuyaozhuoshangsuoyourendeyanjing。neiguangmangtaiguoyaoyan，shunjianjuezhulesuoyourendexinshen。
zaiwushudaozhenjingdaodaizhidemuguangzhong，neigeqianyimiaohaibeiqianfusuozhiwei“shiluanzhongqizhanan”denanren，
youyadi、congrongbupodixiangqianyibu。ranhou，zaizhongmukuikuizhixia，
zaixiangqinjiaozheipianchongmanleshisuyanhuoqidetudishang，taduizhehailangbeipazaiyinqinggaishangdewo，
huanhuandi、wubizhengzhongdi——danxiguilexiaqu。taguidebizhi，
angguidexikuxigaichuzhijiejiechudaoleyouxiechentudeshuinidi。
taweiweiyangqineizhangzuyirangrenheouxiangjunanzhuanranshisedejunlian，
shensuideyanmoulidaoyingzhewoneizhangyinweiguoduzhenjingerchedijiangdiao、shenzhiwanglejixuzhuangkudelian。
tadeshengyinbugao，queqingxidichuantouleninggudekongqi，
daizheyizhongqitede、hunhezhexixueyuburongzhiyidecixing：“linwanwan**，
”tazhunquedijiaochulewodemingzi，rangwoxinzangkuangtiao，“duiyuzheiliangchedesunshang，wohenyihan。buguo，
jirannizhikongwo‘shiluanzhongqi’，weilezizhengqingbai，
yeweilejizheichang……‘yiwai’yigewanmeidejiejuefangan——”takeyitingdunleyixia，
chunjiaoneimowanweidehudujiashenle，tuozhezuanjiehedeshouwenwendijudaowomianqian。“——jiajiwo。
”“xiuchefei，dicaili。”“hong——！！！”zheijuhuarutongtourugunyoudehuoxing，shunjianyinbaolequanchang！
bigangcairenheyicisaodongdouyaojuliebaibei！“wodelaotianyea！！！”“qiuhunle？！zheijiuqiuhunle？！
”“tiana！zheifanzhuan！dianshijudoubuganzheimepai！”“xiuchefeidicaili？zheideshiduoshaogelinga？！
zheiguniangzhuandafale！”“kuaidayingaguniang！hailengzheganshenme！
”jinghusheng、jianjiaosheng、nanyizhixindeyilunshengrutonghaixiaobanxijuanerlai。
shanguangdengfengkuangshanshuo（buzhidaonaweidamaruciyushijujin），shoujijingtoujihuyaoduidaowomenlianshang。
zhangayiwuzhexiongkou，yifukuaiyaoyunguoqudeyangzi。lishenshoulidenianbaicaichedidiaole。
womabaozhewodeshoubeimengdishoujin，zhijiadoukuaiqiajinworouli，takanzheneikezuanjie，yanjingdengdeliuyuan，
zuibazhangchengleoxing，wanquanshiquleyuyannengli。erwo？woxiangyizunbeileipishaledeshidiao，
jiangyingdipazailaosilaisibinglengdeyinqinggaishang，jiaohuaidetengtongzaoyibeizheihebaojibiedechongjibozhendemamu。
naoziliyipiankongbai，wengwengzuoxiang，zhishengxiataneijumoyinguanerbande“jiajiwo，
xiuchefeidicaili”zaiwuxianxunhuanbofang。ta……tafenglema？haishiwofengle？zheijuben……tatuojianglea！
tazhijiechongchuyinhexilea！jingchayechedimengle，kankanguizhedenanren，youkankanshadiaodewo，zhanglezhangzui，
sihuxiangshuo“gonggongchanghezhuyiyingxiang”huozhe“sunhuaicaiwuhaishiyaochulide”，danzuizhong，
zaizheihuangdanliqidaojidiandeyimumianqian，taxuanzelechenmo，zhishizuijiaonanyiyizhidichouchuzhe。
nanrenyijiudanxiguizaineili，zitaicongrongyouya，fangfobushiguizaichentufeiyangdeshuinidishang，
ershizaimougewanzhongzhumudeshengdadianlixianchang。tatuozheneimeishanxiarenyandezuanjie，naixindidengdaizhe，
shensuidemuguanglaolaosuozhuwo，daizheyizhongjinhutiaoxindeduding。tazaidengwohuiying。zaisuoyourendezhushixia，
zaixiangqinjiaozheigewoyuanbenzhixiangtaolide“diyu”，yiyizhongwozuomengdouxiangbudaodefangshi，
bawojiashanglewufahoutuidehuoshankou。judadehuangmiuganxiangbinglengdehaishuiyanmeilewodesizhibaihai。
jiaohuaidetengtong、yinqinggaidebingleng、haiyousimianbafangneijihuyaoshitihuadezhuoreshixian，
jiaozhichengyizhangmibutoufengdewang。woxianggenishuideren，tulaodizhanglezhangzui，quefabuchurenheshengyin。
“da……dayingtaa！”zhangayizhongyuhuanguoyikouqi，jidongdeshengyindoupilecha，
henbudetiwochongshangquqiangguojiezhi。“jiushi！wanwan！kuaidaying！”lishenyerumengchuxing，jiarulecuihundajun，
bigangcaibiwoqujianxiaowangshihaiyaoreqiebaibei。womagengshiyonglihuanglehuangwo，
yadideshengyindaizhezhandoudekuangxihenanyizhixin：“baobeiguinv！hailengzheganshenme！dayinga！
neikeshilaosilaisi！neizuanjie！zuzongxianlingle！kuaidaying！”daying？