跟老婆上综艺，她要吃我绝户
《跟老婆上综艺，她要吃我绝户》 小说介绍
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第一章
chudaoshiernian，wopingjieyishoudanquchuangjinquanqiuyinlebangshou。
banjiangdianlishang，zhuchirenwenwo：“zuixiangganxiederenshishei？”
jingtouqiqiduizhuntaixiadeqizichenminxuan，tayangqizuijiao，sihuzuohaolebeiganjidezhunbei。
wotaiqiyanmou，dandandao：“wozuiganxiede，shiyizhidouzaijianchidewoziji。”
chenminxuandelianshuadeyixiacanbai。
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fensiyezaihoutaizhejibuyi，fenfenxunwenchenggedaodishizenmehuishi。
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taneixinyoukaishijiujiele。
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cishizhongrenruzuo，zhuchirenkaichang。
“jintianqingdaosanduijiabinzuoke《gaobieairen》zheidangjiemu。”
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kaichangjiudianminglelaijiemudemude。
buyongkan，woyezhidaohuiyoubushaorenzhaguo。
bijing，womenzairenqiandoushienaifuqi，sheizhidaoneilizaojiuqianchuangbaikong。
chenminxuankanlewoyiyan，suijibugusizhoudashengshuo：“yaowoshuo，jiushibuzhizu，zhixianggongkubunengtonggan！”
“lingyibanhuadianqianjiujuedetiantale！yiqiguokurizideshihou，shuodebichangdehaotingni！”
tadehuashunjianyinqigongming。
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changwaidezhibojianbushaonvrenshuaping。
“shuodeshi，yiqianwomenliangrenfenyiwanmian，haichidejinjinyouwei，xianzaiwoduochilianggeruishijuantajiuzhizewobugujiaren。”
“nvrenyaohunyinzuoshenme！jiugaidumei！”
“meikanchulaia，liangdongmingyeshizheizhongren，tahaizhishishibaxianni，jiukaishixixinyanjiule？”
“kuiqizhebaicaiburu！”
wobuzhidao，zijibeimachengshenmeyangle。
zhuchirenkaichangzhiyouwufenzhong，womenhuxiangrenshilezhihou，jiuqulezhudedifang。
yinweigangadefuqiguanxi，zhubanfangjiwomenyirenyijianfang。
shoushituodang，woquleketing，dajiadouzai。
daoyanxialerenwu：“womenmeigerendouyaoweiduifangzhunbeiyijianliwu，yongzheijianliwubiaodanimenmuqianxiangyaoshuodehua。”
“sangexiaoshi，geweixianzaijiukeyikaishila！”
dajiadunshixingfenqilai，limajiukaishixingdong。
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yangzilingyinchenzhelianlenghengyisheng。
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sangexiaoshihou，keting**，yangzilinggenhuangtaohuhuanliwu，buchuyiwai，liangrendoushipinpaitigongdezhubao。
不亮眼，但值钱。
cuimingenliuli，liangrensonglezuixindianzichanpin，shuangfangdoumanyi。
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wochuchangle，chuanzhexiaoxiongwanouyifu，danzhejitachuxian，jitachangleyishouge，wozijixinchuangzuodegequ，duyiwuerdeliwu。
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“moshengdechengshishuxideni。”
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bansuizhegesheng，woxiangdaodiyicixiangyu，chenminxuanyuanyuandelianshangyangyizhexiaorong，“nihao，wojiaochenminxuan，nizhendehenbang！”
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shiwunian，yanqiandenvrenlianpangyijiuyuanrun，xiaorongmanmian，wodexinyejianjianpingfuxialai。
yiqujieshu，zhangshengxiangqi，yangzilingwuzhezuishuo：“haoxianmua！chenminxuannizhenxingfu！”
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“minxuan，xiexienipeibanwoyiluzoulai！”
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zheiyike，woshizhendexianggentayizhizheimezouxiaqu。
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tadefuchu，wodoujide。
tadelianshangpiroubuxiao，“niyouxinle。”
wochongtashenshou，“neiwodeni？”
chenminxuanzhijiezouguolaijilewoyigeyongbao，jingenzhejiangzaoshangdebaowenbeisaijinwodeshouli。
“wobawozijisongjini，haiyou，zheigeshiwoduinidexinyi，baohuhaonidesangzie！”
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wodesuoyouxiyue，zaineiyike，shunjianhongrandaota！
zhouweideqihongsheng，haiyoukouqianshengyin，rangwolenghanlianlian。
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chaneijiansuoyoudeqingxuquandouyongshangxintou，ningkaibeigai，zaojiuyijingliangtoudezhongyaosanfachuyigunongyudeqiwei，chongchizhewodetounao。
womanmandao：“chenminxuan，womendaotoule。”