《说好躺平,系统却让我给万物点赞》 小说介绍
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ligoudan,renruqiming,zheibeizizuidademengxiangjiushidangtiaoxianyu,haishishaidezuiganbaneizhong。
naihetianbusuirenyuan,yichangaoyecusi,batasonglailezheigeniaoyuhuaxiang、dongbudongjiudadashashadexiuxianshijie。
bierenchuanyueyaomeshitiancaifeichainixi,yaomeshibeifuxuehaishenchou,tadaohao,
zhengyandiyijianshijiushidating:“nagezongmenzuiqingxian?shierzuishao?zuihaonengtangzhejiubafanchishangde?
”rexinlurenyongkanshazideyanshenpietayiyan,wangdongbianyizhi:“qingyunmenba,tingshuoneierdoukuaizhangmogule,
shinianmeizhaodaoxindizile。”ligoudanyiting,yanjingliangle!jiutale!bashansheshui,
daoneizuozangzaishenshanlaolinli、shanmenpaibiandouwaile、menkoushishizinaodaishangzhenzhangzhejiduoxiaomogudepoluozongmen。
jiedaitadedashixiongdazhehaqian,yanpidoumeitaiquan:“ruzongkaohe?meineiwanyier,jiaoshiliangyinzihuoshifei,
qiangeming,yihoujiushizijirenle。menguijiuyitiao:biereshi,anjingtang。”ligoudanreleiyingkuang,
zheicaishitamengmeiyiqiude996……abu,shi007fubao……apei,shishenxianrizia!
tameizizidijiaoleqian(xinghaoyuanzhudoulihaiyoujigetongban),lingletaohuipupude、xidefabaidedizifu,
fenpeidaodesusheloufengdanchuangbanhaisuanjieshi。tasiyangbachawangshangyitang,xingfuditanlekouqi:“wanmei!
zhongyukeyianxinhunchidengsi……”huahaimeishuowan,
yigebinglengyouhaowuganqingdejixieyinzhijiezaitanaozilizhakai:【ding!
jiancedaosuzhuqiangliede‘buzuowei’yiyuan,yanzhongweibeiyuzhouzhengnengliangchuanbofaze!
】【wanwudianzanxitongqiangzhibangdingzhong……bangdingchenggong!】【xinshourenwu:jinrinei,
duizhishao100jianbutongshiwufachuzhenchengde、fuyouganranlidezanmei(dianzan)。
】【renwujiangli:cunhuo24xiaoshi。】【renwushibai:roushenyuandijiangjie,
linghunqiangzhijinru‘kuakualunhui’shoukuyiwannian。】ligoudan:“???”tamengdicongchuangshangdanqilai,
shijingtaoletaoerduo,youhenhenqialezijidatuiyiba。teng!bushihuanjue!“bushi……gemener,niyoubingba?
wodouchuanyuelaitangpingle,nijiwozhengzheichu?”ligoudanduizhekongqiwunengkuangnu,“haidianzan?haiyibaige?
wokuasheiquawokua!zheipodifangguiyingzidoumeiduoyige!”【jinggao:jiancedaosuzhuxiaojidaigongqingxu。
shengyushijian23xiaoshi59fen……58fen……】daojishixiangcuimingfuyiyangdididadaxiangqilai。
ligoudanyukuwulei。zheishenmequedexitonga?burangtangpingjiusuanle,haidedangkuakuaqunqunzhu?bukuajiudesi?
haijiangjie?lunhuishouku?tabeifendichongchusushe,
xianggewutoucangyingyiyangzaianjingdenengtingjianmogushengzhangdezongmenliluancuan。dezhaodongxikua!yibaigeni!
kanjianlubianyikuaiwaibozishitou,tapuguoqu,jichubikuhainankandexiaorong,
shuqidamuzhi:“hao……haoshitou!zhangdezhen……biezhi!”【ding!dianzanchenggong!zhenchengdu:5%。
ganranli:1%。jindu(1/100)。qingsuzhujiadalidu!】ligoudanzuijiaochouchu。
zheipoxitongyaoqiuhaitinggao!tayingzhetoupijixu。“haocao!zhenlv!”“haoshu!zhengao!”“haomayi!
padezhenkuai!”“haofangzi!zhenpo!”“haomenban!zhiyashengzhenxiang!”yiluzouyilukua,
ciqiongdehenbudeba《xinhuazidian》likuarendeciquankouchulai。yudaodejigelingxingshixiongshijie,
douyongyizhong“zheixinlaidepabushigeshaziba”deyanshenguanaita。zoudaoliangongping,
weiyiyigehaizaijianchilianjiandedashijielengzhelian,yizhaoyishishaqitengteng,shengrenwujin。
ligoudankanzhejindutiaocaidao(25/100),xinyiheng,
chongshangqujiuduizhedashijieshoulineibinghanguangshanshandejianshuqidamuzhi:“shijie!haojian!zhenshibahaojiana!
”dashijiedongzuoyijiang,binglengdeyanshensaoguolai,xiangliangbafeidao。ligoudantoupifama,
ganjinbuchong:“woshishuonindejian!fengli!baqi!yikanjiushizhanyaochumodehaobangshou!”dashijielenghengyisheng,
shoujianzouren,liuxiatazaiyuandilenghanzhiliu。【ding!dianzanchenggong!zhenchengdu:15%。
ganranli:-10%(mubiaochanshengfumianqingxu)。jindu(26/100)。
】ligoudan:“……”zheijiesuzhutainandaile!liudadaoshanmenkou,
neizhijushuoshihushanlingshou、danpangdegengeqiuyiyang、zhengzaishaitaiyangdahuludedahuanggoupazaineier。
ligoudandunxiaqu,duizheneiliuzhehalazidegoutou,meizheliangxinmengkua:“haogou!zhenshihaogou!
kanjiahuyuan……e,shuijuedezishidouneimeweiwuxiongzhuang!yikanjiu……jiuhennengshui!
”dahuanggouxiankaiyanpipieletayiyan,dalegejudadehaqian,fangeshenjixushui。【ding!dianzanchenggong!
zhenchengdu:2%。ganranli:0%。jindu(27/100)。】ligoudankuaikule。zheibidagonghaileia!
yizhengtian,taxianggeshenjingbingyiyang,daizheshenmekuashenme,congmaokengdeshitoudaoshitangayideshoudou,
meizheliangxinshuojinletianxiahaohua。zhongyuzaiyueliangpashangzhitoudeshihou,cougoulezhengzhengyibaigedianzan。【ding!
meirirenwuwancheng。jiangli:cunhuo24xiaoshiyifafang。】ligoudantandaozaidi,xiangtiaosigou,
ganjuelinghundoubeitaokongle。zheirizimeifaguole!rifuyiri,ligoudanguoshanglebaitianfengkuangzhaodongxikua,
wanshangtangchuangshangsikao“woweishenmeyaolaidaozheigeshishang”dejingfenshenghuo。
zhenggeqingyunmendouzhidaoxinlailegemapijingshidi,
kantadeyanshencong“shazi”zhujianbianchengle“zheipabushigeyoudabingdeshazi”。
zhidaosannianyidudexianmendabizaiqingyunmenzheizuopomiaojuxing——zhuyaoshibiedemenpaishizaituituobudiao,
lundaozheile。gedamenpaiderenlaile,kanzheqingyunmenzheiqiongsuanyang,yanshenlidebiyidoukuaiyichulaile。
qingyunmencongshangdaoxia,congzhangmendaokanmengou,douyifu“ganjinzouwanguochangwomenyaohuiqutang”dedexing。
ligoudanhunzairenqunli,yibiantoutouduizhebiepaixianzidequndaikua“haopiaodaizhensihua”,
yibianqidaozheipodahuiganjinjieshu。turan,tiansezhouan!moqitaotian!“buhao!shimodaotouxi!
”buzhisheihanleyisheng。changmianshunjiandaluan!wushuheipaomoxiurutonghuangchongbancongsimianbafangyonglai,jianrenjiusha!
gedamenpaicangcuyingzhan,danxianranmodaoshiyoubeierlai,gongshixiongmengyichang!qingyunmenzhangmen,
yigekanqilaizongshishuibuxingdexiaolaotou,cikedaoshidiyigechongleshangqu,
jieguobeiduimianmozunyibazhangpaidetuxuedaofeihuilai,zhuangtalebanduqiang,yankanjiubuxingle。“zhangmen!
”“shifu!”qingyunmendizijinghu,shunjianluanchengyituan。qitamenpaiyegeziweizhan,shangwangcanzhong。
mozunxuanfubankong,xiaozhangdaxiao:“jinrijiutapingnizheizuihouyikuaidianjiaoshi!jiwosha!yigebuliu!
”shiwanmojunpaoxiaozhefaqizonggong,yankanjiuyaochongkuazuihoufangxian。ligoudanhedetuidouruanle,
duozaiyitiaoshidenghoumiansesefadou。wanduzile!zheixiatangbupingle,yaozhijietangbanbanle!
yankanyigemoxiuningxiaozhechaotapulai,ligoudanhedebishangyanjing,
xiayishidijiuduizheshanmenfangxiangneicengbobode、yankanjiuyaoposuidehushandazhenguangmu,yongjinpingshengzuihoudeliqi,
sishengdahan:“haozhen!xiongdi!dingzhua!nishizuibangde——!!!”tajihushikuzhehanchulaide,
chuncuishihepoledandebennengfanying。raner,jiuzaitahuayinluoxiadeshunjian——weng!!!
neicengyuanbenyaoyaoyuzhui、bodexiangzhiyiyangdehushandazhen,mengdibaofachuqiansuoweiyoudecuicanjinguang!guangmangwanzhang,
zhichongyunxiao!wushufuzagulaodejinsefuwencongguangmuzhongfuxian、liuzhuan,sanfachuhaohanruhaidekongbuweiya!
hong——!!!jinguangrutongshizhidehaixiao,yishanmenweizhongxin,xiangzhesimianbafanghanranchongji!
neishiwanxiongyongerlaidemojun,rutongbeilierizhuoshaodebingxue,liancanjiaodoulaibujifachu,
jiuzaizheihuanghuangjinguangzhongshunjianqihua,xiaoshidewuyingwuzong!chongzaizuiqianmiandemozun,lianshangdeningxiaojiangzhu,
querdaizhideshijizhidekongjuhenanyizhixin,tapinmingcuidongsuoyoumogongshitudidang,quezaijinguangsaoguodechanei,
rutongbeijuchuizazhongdeciqi,cuncunsuilie,huaweifeihui!jinjinyixizhijian。tiandiqingjingle。moqixiaosan,
yangguangzhongxinsaluo。zhishengxiamandilangjie,hewushubaochizhezhandouzishi、quechedishihualedezhengdaoxiushi。
suoyourendouzhangdalezuiba,yanzhuzidoukuaidengchulaile,
fupingjing、queyijiuliuzhuanzhedandanjinhui、kanqilailaobukeposhenzhiyinyinsanfazhelingrenxinjililiangdehushandazhen。
siyibandejijing。luozhenkewen。ligoudanxiaoxinyiyidizhengkaiyizhiyan,yi?meisi?moxiuni?tatantouchuqu,
kandaowaimiankongkongruye,yijiyiqunfangfobeishiledingshenshuderen。【ding!
jiancedaosuzhuzaiweinanzhijifazifeifudezhenchengdianzan,hushandazhen‘xiaoqingyunjinzhi’shenshougandong,qiannengbaofa,
chaojinhuachenggong!】【dangqianxingtai:zhuxianjianzhen·qingchunban(keshengji)。
】【jianglisuzhu:dianzanjifen+10086。huodeteshuchenghao:‘zhenlingzhiyou’。
】ligoudan:“……”zheishi,zhongshangdezhangmenbeidizichanfuzhe,zhanweiweidizhanqilai,
takankanwanhaowusunshenzhigengqiangledehushandazhen,youkankanduozaishidenghoumianyilianmengbideligoudan。putong!
laozhangmenzhijietuikaidizi,chaozheligoudanjiuguixiale!“qianbei!zhenrenbuluxianga!shiwoqingyunmenyouyanwuzhu,
daimanleqianbeisannian!qingqianbeijiuwoqingyun!”jinjiezhe,dashixiong、dashijie、geweizhanglao、suoyouxingcundizi,
hualalaguidaoyipian,yanshenlichongmanlejingwei、kuangrehenanyizhixin!“qingqianbeijiuwoqingyun!
”ligoudankanzheyanqianguileyididedalao,
youkanlekanzijineiyinweiganggangdianzanershuzhehaimeifangxiaqudedamuzhi。tamomodifangxiashouzhi,bielebantian,
zhihuazuoyishengchenzhongerwunai、fazilinghundetanxi:“ai……”“wozhende……zhixiangtangpinga……”fengzhong,
zhishengxiazhenggexiuxianjiemengbidelingluan,hemougexitongshenzanggongyumingdechenmo。yiji,
ligoudanmingtianneiyibaigedianzanrenwudefannao。neiyishengchenzhongdetanxi,
guoxiezhesannianxianyushengyajizandesuoyouwunaiheganggangbeishiwanmojunhechulaidebanlvhunpo,qingpiaopiaodidangkai,
quexiangyijizhongchui,zazaimeigeguidizhirendexinkoushang。qianbeigaoren!zheijueduishiyinshigaorendezuopai!
shitaotianmojieruwuwu,jushoutouzujianjihuoshangguzhuxianjianzhen(qingchunban),shilefuyiqu,shenzanggongyuming,
molehaigantanyijuzhixiangtangping……zheishihedengdejingjie!hedengde**!zhangmenlaotoukechuyikouyuxue,
lianshangquehuanfazhejinhuqianchengdeguangcai,beidizichanfuzhe,haiyaozhengzhazhejiligoudanxingdali:“qianbei……bu,
laozu!ninmoyaozaixishuawodengwanbeile!qingyunmendiaobizhici,naiwodengbuxiao,jinridemenglaozuxiansheng,
naizongmenzhidaxing!kenqinglaozuzhongzhangzongmen,dailingqingyunfuxing!”“kenqinglaozuzhongzhangzongmen!
”houmianheiyayayipianrentougenzhehuhan,shengyindouzaifadou,shijidong,
yeshikongju——pazheizunzhenfoxiantamenzheimiaotaipo,paipai**zoule。ligoudankanzheyanqianzheizhenzhang,
toupiyizhenfama,jiaozhitougangadenengzaixielikouchusanshiyiting。zhongzhangzongmen?dailingfuxing?
talianshitangdafanpaiduidoulandeji,rangtaguanyigemenpai?haibururangtahuiqujineipoxitongkuamayipadekuai!
“dengdengdengdeng!”taganjinbaishou,chadianbashouligangjianqilaizhunbeifangshendebankuaibanzhuanrengchuqu,“wuhui!
tiandadewuhui!wojiushigehunchidengsidefeichai,neidazhen……neidazhentazijichoufeng……budui,
shitazijinuli!genwozhenmeiguanxi!”zhongrenyanshengengjiakuangrele。kankan!laozuhaizaizhuang!
haizaikaoyanwomendexinxing!dashixiongjidongditaiqitou:“laozububizaiqianxunle!fangcaininneiyisheng‘haozhen,
dingzhu’,yunhanwushangdaoyun,yindongtiandifaze,dizisuiyudun,yinengganshoudaoqizhongbangbozhili!
ruofeilaozuchushou,wodengzaoyihuaweifeihui!”ligoudan:“……”woneishizaihanjiumingadage!
daoyunshigeshanengchibu?dashijieyemuguangzhuozhuo,zhiqiandebinglengjinshuhuaweijingwei:“diziyouyanwuzhu,
xirijingweinengshidelaozuzhenshen,haiwanglaozushuzui!”taxiangqizijihaiyinwei“haojian”dengguozheiweilaozu,
houbeishunjianqileyicengbaimaohan。ligoudanyukuwulei。zheitemezhenshihuangnibadiaokudang,bushishiyeshishile。
tazhanglezhangzui,haixiangzaizhengzhajieshiyixia,naozilidexitongtishiyinyouhaowuganqingdixiangleqilai:【ding!
xinmeirirenwu:zhenchengzanmei0/100。shengyushijian23xiaoshi59fen。shibaichengfa:roushenjiangjie,
linghunjinrukuakualunhui。】ligoudan:“……”de,cuimingfuyoulaile。jintianzheiyibaigehaimeizheluoni,
yankantaiyangjiuyaoshai**le。takanzheyanqianguileyidi、yanbabawangzhetade“tuzitusun”,
youkanlekanzhouweiyipianlangjie、haitangzhebushaohenghengjijishangyuandexianchang,yigetoulianggeda。
“neishenme……”taqingleqingsangzi,shiturangzijideshengyintingqilaibuneimexiangkuqiang,
“dou……douxianqilaiba。jiuren……xianjiurenyaojin。”xianbazheibangrenzhikai,
tahaoganjinzhaodongxikuawanjintiandezhibiaobaozhugoumingzaishuo!zhongrenyiting,gengshigandongdewuyifujia。kankan!
laozuxinxicangsheng!mojiegangguo,diyishijianxiangdaodeshijiuzhishangyuan!zheishihedengcibeidexionghuai!
“jinzunlaozufazhi!”zhangmendaitou,zhongrenzheicaiganpaqilai,likemangliuqilai,jiuzhishangzhe,qinglifeixu,
yigegeganjingshizu,fangfozhaodaolezhuxingu。ligoudansonglekouqi,ganjinliubian,
duodaoyikebeigangcaijinguangyubozhendeyoudianwaibozidedashuhoumian,guiguisuisuidikaishirichangrenwu。“haoshu!
wai……waidehenyouxingge!”“haozhuan!suidezhenjunyun!”“haotongmen!baozhashangkoudeshoufazhen……zhenshulian!
”“haotaiyang!zhaodezhennuanhe!”(suirangangjinglishengsidazhan,danzheibingbuyingxiangtakuataiyang)【ding!
dianzanchenggong!zhenchengdu:3%。ganranli:0.5%。jindu(5/100)。】jinduhuanman,
ligoudanjidezhuaernaosai。zheipodifanggangdawanjia,nengkuadedongxigengshaole!jiuzaizheishi,
jigeqitamenpaidezhangmen、zhanglao,zaiyizhongqingyundizijingweidemuguangzhong,xiaoxinyiyidicouleguolai。
gangcaitamenkeshikandeqingqingchuchu,shizheiweiqingyunmen“yinzanglaozu”yisangzihousilemozunheshiwanmojun!
zheishihedengcudedatui!bixubaojin!“keke,wanbeilingjianzongzongzhu,baijianqingyunlaozu!
duoxielaozujiumingzhien!”yigebaihuzilaotoulvxianxingli,taidugongjingdefangfomianduideshixianjiezhizun。
“wanbeixuantiangegezhu……”“wanbeiliuyunpaizhangmen……”yizhongzaixiuxianjieyoutouyoulianderenwu,
cikedouxianggechurushanmendexiaodizi,jinzhangyouqidaidikanzheligoudan。ligoudanzhengchoumeidongxikua,
yikanlailezheimeduoren,yanjingdunshiliangle!“haozongzhu!qisezhenhongrun!”“haogezhu!huzizhenbai!
”“haozhangmen!faxingzhen……zhenwengu!”taaigezhiguoqu,duizhezheixiedalaojiushiyidunmengkua,
cikukuifadelingrenfazhi,danjiabuzhutabiaoqing“zhencheng”(jichulaide),
yuqi“fuyouganranli”(kuaikuledezhanyin)。jiweidalaobeikuadeyilengyilengde,suijishouchongruojing!
gaorenjiushigaoren!kuarendourucibiejuyige,yunhanshenyi!zheishizaidianhuawomena!
lingjianzongzongzhuxiayishimolemozijidelian,nandaozuijinxiuweiyoujingjin,qisedoubianhaole?
xuantiangegezhulvlelvzijidebaihuzi,mofeilaozukanchuwozheihuxushiyijianfaqi?
liuyunpaizhangmenganjinmolemofaji,shibushigangcaidadoushiluanle,youshititong?“duoxielaozukuazan!
”“laozufayanruju!”“wanbeishoujiaole!”jirenfenfenzaicixingli,ganjueshouyifeiqian。
ligoudankanzheshuashuashangzhangdedianzanjindu,xinlishaoweisonglekouqi,zuishanggengbutingle:“haojiao!zhandezhenwen!
”“haoyifu!liaozizhenbucuo!”“haofuchen!maozhenshunhua!”【ding!dianzanchenggong!zhenchengdu:2%。
ganranli:0%。jindu(28/100)。】【ding!
chenggong……jindu(29/100)……】haoburongyibazheijiweidalaokuadexinhuanufang、yunhuhudilikai,
ligoudanleideshetoudoukuaidajiele。zheibigenmozundayijiahailei!jiexialaidedabantian,
ligoudanjiukaiqile“zhanhoukuakua”moshi。yibianbangmangtaishangyuan(chenjikuadanjia“haomutouzhenjieshi”),
yibianfenfadanyao(kuadanyao“yuangungunzhenkeai”),
yibianzhihuiqinglifeixu(kuaduanqiang“daodehenyouyishugan”)。zhenggeqingyunmenshangxia,
douchenjinzaiyizhongqiyidefenweili。jiehouyushengdeqingxing,dui“laozu”dewuxianjingwei,
yiji……tingzhelaozuneiwuchubuzai、jiaoduqingqiyoufangfoyunhanzhilidezanmei,ganhuodougewaiyoujing!
“laozukuawosaodidezishihenyouyunlv!”yigewaimendizijidongdemanliantonghong,basaozhouhuichulecanying。
“laozushuowozheishangkouliuxuedeyansehenzheng!”yigeshangyuanshaxiaozhe,chadianwangleteng。
“laozukuashitangjintianshaohudezhouyoujiaoxiang!”chuzigandongdereleiyingkuang,juedingmingtianduohuyidian。
xiyangxixiashi,ligoudanzhongyuduizhezuihouyizhicongcongpaoguodehaozi,
youqiwulidishuqidamuzhi:“hao……haohaozi……weibazhenzhang……”【ding!meirirenwuwancheng。
jiangli:cunhuo24xiaoshiyifafang。】taputongyishengtanzuozaiyikuaisuishitouduishang,ganjueshentibeitaokong。raner,
haimeidengtachuanyunqi,zhangmenhejiweizhanglaoyouyiliansumudiweileguolai。“laozu,”zhangmengonggongjingjingdixingli,
“jingciyiyi,woqingyunmenhushandazhensuiyinlaozuzhilideyiqianghua,danzongmendiyunyikong,dizidiaoling,
baifeidaixing。jiexialaigairuhexingshi,haiqinglaozushixia!”ligoudanyigejiling。shixia?shishenmexia?
tazhixiangshizhongyixiazijiyouduoxiangtangping!tabaibaishou,
…zijikanzhebanjiuxing……yiqianzayanghaizayang……”zhangmenhezhanglaomenjiaohuanleyige“guoranruci”deyanshen。
laozuzheishizaikaoyanwomen!kanwomenshifouyouziqiangzhixin!juebunenggufulaozudeqiwang!“dizimingbaile!
”zhangmenyilianningzhong,“laozushixiwangwodengziligengsheng,buwanggenben!wodengdingdangqinmianxiuxing,zhongzhengshanmen,
juebuduoleqingyunweiming!”ligoudan:“……”nimingbaishale?“zhishi……”yiweizhanglaomianlunanse,
“zongmenkufuzaigangcaidedongdangzhongshousun,lingshichubeijihuhaojin,
geleixiuxingziyuanyeduanque……qiaofunanweiwumizhichuia。”ligoudanyiting,
yanjingxiayishidiwangxitongjiemianpieleyiyan。nei“dianzanjifen+10086”detishihaiguazheni。
zheijifenyoushayong?nenghuanlingshibu?taxinniangangdong,xitongjiemianjiutiaochuyigeduihuanliebiao。
【dijielingshi:1jifen/100ke。】【zhongjielingshi:100jifen/1ke。
】【gaojielingshi:10000jifen/1ke。】【bainianlingcao:50jifen/zhu。
】【jichudanyaopeifang:200jifen/zhang。】【《qingyunjue》queshipianzhang:5000jifen/pian。
】【……】ligoudankandeyanhualiaoluan,xinzangpengpengzhitiao。haojiahuo,zheijifenhaizhennenghuandongxi?
erqiekanqilaihaitingshihui?10086jifen,maosibushaoa!tashitanzhe,
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guzuogaoshen(qishishibuzhidaozajieshi):“ng……yidianxiaoxiaode……guli。naquyongba。
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”jirenjidongdechadianyouguixia。ligoudanganjinlanzhu,
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ruguotaduozhuandianjifen,shibushijiunengduihuanzugouduodeziyuan,bazheipozongmenduiqilai,
ranhoutajiunenggongchengshentui,zhenzhengshixiantangpingmengxiangle?dui!jiushizheiyang!talikelailejingshen,yaoyebusuanle,
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bubiyoulv。erdengzhixuyongxinzongmenshiwu,ziyuan……guangou。”shuozhe,
tayoudashouyihui(qishishiroutongdiyouhuale10jifen),
duihuanle1000kedijielingshihejizhubainianlingcaochulai。
hualala——gengduodelingshihesanfazheyourenyaoxiangdelingcaoduichengleyigexiaodui。
guangmangyingzhaozhezhangmenhezhanglaomenkuangxiernanyizhixindelian。laozu!guoranshilaozu!zongmenfuxingyouwangle!
“jinzunlaozufazhi!”jirenshengyinhongliang,chongmanleganjing。
ligoudankanzhetamenganjingshizudibanzoulingshihelingcao,xinlipansuanzhe:ng,jintianhuale11jifen,
haisheng10075。dexiangbanfaduozhuandianjifencaixing……zenmezhuanlaizhe?e,dui,dianzan!
zhenchengde、fuyouganranlidedianzan!takanxiangzhouwei,yanshenbiandechireqilai。congjintianqi,taligoudan,
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neiweishenbukecede“laozu”,buzaizhengtianduozheshuijue,ershijijidichuxianzaizongmendemeiyigejiaoluo。
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