离婚吧，真当我是癞蛤蟆？
《离婚吧，真当我是癞蛤蟆？》 小说介绍
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《离婚吧，真当我是癞蛤蟆？》 第2章 免费试读
第2章
“a，xiaochusheng，ni，nizhaosia......”
jiangjinfengtongshengjianjiao，xiangyaopaqilai，kedishangquanshinaiyoudangao，“honglong”yisheng，zaicishuaileyigedamapa，quanshendoushinaiyou，langbeidaolejidian。
“wodeyifu......，wodefaxing......”
tazuizaihuxingxiangle，jintianyoushitadeshengri，xianzaiquexiangyigejiaohuazi，tashizainanyijieshou。
“yepingan，nifenglema？nizenmenengzheimeduiwoma？”
“wocao，nitemezhaosia！”
“反天了！”
tangjiarendoujingdaile，sheinengxiangdaoyixianglaoshi，tinghuadeyepingan，huituranfafenga！
buguo，tamendefanyinghenkuai，limajiangjiangjinfengfuleqilai，xiangyepingannuchi。
“yepingan，nishibushiyoubinga？”
tangmingyueqijibaihuai，nudengzheyepingan，hanshenghema，“bujiushishiwankuaima？nizhiyuzheiyangfafengma？”
“nihaidawoma？nizenmegande？”
taqiaomianhansha，nuqichongchong。
weileshiwankuaiqian，yepinganjingranduitamadongshou，jianzhibukeraoshu。
不就十万块吗？
tingzhetangmingyuedehua，yepingandexinhenhendejiuleyixia，tamuqinsilea！
tahongzheyanyiziyijudedao：“neishitahuogai！”
“xiaochusheng，nihaizhenshiyaoshangtianle，zheishimeiwan！”
jiangjinfengqidezhitiaojiao，baonudaolejidian。
“yepingan，nizenmebianchengzheiyangle？”
tangmingyueshiwangdeyaotou，manmiannurong，“nizhenyiweinimanenghewomaxiangbima？”
“weiletiebunineigetanlandemuqin，nijingganduiwomadongshou，nitairangwoshiwangle！”
“我们离婚吧！”
taxihuanyepingandelaoshi，tinghua，kexianzaideyepinganquehenxiongbao，rangtayane。
叶平安怔住。
weilerangtangjiarenjienata，zheixienian，tazuolehenduohenduo，yeshoulehenduoweiqu，daotoulai，shenmedoubushi。
tadexinzhongkuse，buguohenkuai，tadeyanshenyoubiandejiandingqilai，“neijiu，lihunba！”
真当他是癞蛤蟆了？
jiranbushiyigeshijiederen，youhebiqiangxingrongru？
neiyike，tajingganjuezhenggerendoujietuole，wubiqingsong。
“houtianshangwu，womenminzhengjujian。”
tayebuxiangzaihetangjiarenzaifeihua，shuowan，zhuanshenjiulikailetangjia。
“早就该离婚了。”
jiangjinfengfenfendedao，“zhishijiuzheiyangfangguota，shizaitaibianyitale。”
她一脸的不甘。
tangqingfengtingci，yanzhuziyizhuan，ningxiaoyisheng，yegenzhechuqule。
pangbian，tangaoxuetiaoletiaomei，mouzhongquanshibuhuaihaoyi。
......
“xiaochusheng，nitemejilaozizhanzhu！”
yepingangangzoudaoxiaoqumenkou，tangqingfengjiudaizhejigebaobiaozhuileshanglai，lanzhuletadequlu。
“wodouyaohenijielihunle，nihaixiangzenyang？”
yepinganjinzuanzhequantou，nushengdao。
zitahetangmingyuejiehunhou，tangqingfengjiujingchangqifuta，xiuruta，ertaweileweihujiatinghemu，yizhidouzairennai，kehuanlaidequeshiduifangdebianbenjiali。
xianzai，jiangjinfengjianjiehaisiletama，tayeyaohetangmingyuelihunle，nalihaihuiduitangqingfengrenqitunsheng？
“gandashenghelaozishuohuale？zhangbenshileshiba？”
tangqingfengyilianyinhen，“dalewoma，jiuxiangzheimezoule？”
“wotangjiahaimeidiuguozheiyangdelian！”
“zheiyibeizi，laozidouqifudingnile！”
tawubixiaozhangdejiaodao，“dongshou，jiwofeileta！”
他向那些保镖命令。
“嘿嘿。”
neixiebaobiaoguaijiaoyisheng，erhuabushuo，limaxiangyepinganpuleguoqu。
砰，砰，砰！
yepinganfenhenbuyi，taxiangfankang，kegangyidong，jiubeidadaozaidi，zhinengbaozhetou，quansuozheshenti，momochengshou。
yikouxintouxuepenchu，quansazailebozishangdezuchuanyupeishang。
neiyupeixiangshishoudaoleciji，misanchuyiguguwenreqixi，buduandeziyangzheyepingandesizhibaihai，zuihouchongxiangtadedanao。
“haha，woyeyuntianzhongyuhoujiyourenle，xingyundexiaozi，jieshouwodechuanchenghekuizengba！”
yidaozhaleibandeshengyinzainaohaizhongxiangqi，genzhe，gezhonghaohanxinxishunjiansaimanleyepingandenaodai，zhenggedanaodouhaoxiangyaobaozhale。
dantaqueganjuehunshenchongmanleliliang。
“nigechoulaihama，congnilaidaotangjiadediyitian，laozijiukannibushunyanle，nihaigandawoma？”
“我弄死你！”
jiuzaizheishi，tangqingfengcouleguolai，xionghendetileyepinganyijiao。
“欺人太甚！”
yepingandouranbaoqi，yingkangzhejigebaobiaodegongji，wanruoyiliangzhongxingkacheban，henhenzhuangxiangletangqingfeng。
砰！
tangqingfengcanjiaoyisheng，dangchangbeizhuangfanlechuqu，penchuyikouxianxue，shuaijinlemenkoudepenquanli，zhenggerendoushibiqinglianzhong。
“风少！”
neixiebaobiaoheleyitiao，huangmangtiaojinpenquanjiuren。
“yejialaozudechuancheng？bushihuanjue？”
yepingankanzhezijideshou，gangcaideneizhonglilianggan，rangtayoujingyouxi。
meixiangdaoliuanhuamingyouyicun！
zhishi，yixiazijieshoudexinxitaiduo，rangtadenaodaiyouxiehunchen。
“wangbadan，woyaoshaleni！”
tangqingfengdebaohoushengchuanlai。
yepinganhuanglehuangnaodai，ehenhendedengletangqingfengyiyan。
“xianhuijia，zheizhangyihouzaisuan。”
他在心中道。
cishi，zuizhongyaodeshixiangaoqingchuyejialaozudechuancheng。
ranhou，taganjinlikaile。
“shan，yi，ming，xiang，bu......，laozuhaizhenshixuejiutianrena！”
huijiadelushang，yepinganzhenglinaohaizhongdechuancheng，manliandezantan，jidong，laozudechuanchengyi《yinyanghunyuangong》weizhu，qitazaxueweifu，jianzhibaoluowanxiang。
“yinyanghunyuangong？zheijiushilishenzhiben，yihouzaimeiyourennengqifuxiaoyu，wodingnengrangtaguoshanghaorizi。”
tamuqindeshentiyizhibuhao。
sannianqian，fuqinweimuqinshangshancaiyao，zaimeiyouhuilai。
xianzaimuqinyequshile，tahenkuaiyouyaohetangmingyuelihun，zhishengxiatahemeimeixiangyiweiming，takendingbunengzairangmeimeishouweiqu。
shiduofenzhonghou，yepinganhuidaolechengzhongcun，fangyankanqudaochudouchongmanlepobai，hetangjiabieshuxiangbi，jiushilianggeshijie。
“wozaichenglizhubieshu，querangmahemeimeizhuzaizheiyangdedifang，wozhenshibuxiaoa！”
tahetangmingyuejiehunhou，jiumeizenmehuilaiguo，tayiweitaohaotangjiaren，jiunengdedaotamenderenke，jieguo，wanquanjiushitaxiangduole。
xianzai，taxingwule，muqinquesile。
子欲养而亲不待。
zheirangyepinganwubideaonao，zize，yegengjiajiandingletabaohumeimeidejuexin。
henkuai，yepinganganhuidaolejiali，quekandaojiamenkouweimanleren。
“liudabiao，nizaiyejialingtangshangyaozhai，nihaishirenma？”
“meicuo，sizheweida，zheirenhaimeixiazangni，nijiuyaobiliangweichang，jiubupazaotianqianma？”
“你别太过分了！”
一道道怒喝声传来。
“qianzhaihaiqian，tianjingdiyi，zheiguannimenpishi？”
“tamasile，tagepaole，laozilatadizhailisuodangran，doutemegunkai！”
henkuai，yidaogengjiacubao，manhengdeshengyinxiangqi，limayinqizhongrendefennu。
刘大彪？
拉他妹抵债？
yepingantingci，lianseshunjianchenlexialai，mouzhongquanshisenranhanyi。
zheiliudabiaoshizheichengzhongcundexiaohunhun，qinanbanv，wuebuzuo，jintianjingranqifudaotajialaile。
“liudabiao，nibuguojiushihuyedeyitiaogou，buyaoqirentaishen，bieshuopinganbuhuipao，jiushitapaole，yejiadezhai，woqinhaokangle。”
又是一道声音传来。
好兄弟！
yepingandeshensehuanhexialai。
qinhaoshitadefaxiao，gengshitazuihaodexiongdi。
beijiangjinfengnazoudeneishiwankuai，jiushiqinhaobangtachoujiede。
“槽。”
“nitemehaixiangyingxiongjiumei？laozichengquanni！”
liudabiaobushuangdenujiao，xiangshouxiazhaohuyisheng，“ganta！”
“sheigandongwoxiongdihemeimei？”
yepinganbaohouyisheng，fenkairenqun，limachongleshangqu。