《林浩穿越变明星》 小说介绍
remenxiaoshuo《linhaochuanyuebianmingxing》shilaozeisuobianxiededoushileixingdexiaoshuo,zhujiaolinhaozhangsisi,qingjieyinrenrusheng,feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi:liangminggeshouxiaquyihou,zhangtoufadejianpanshouchangleyishou《wosizaileyigeyuji》。jiliedebanzou,shengsilijiedesihou,kansihenyaogun,danyeqiahaobaolulezheige……...
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第1章
平行世界。
2002年夏。
东北。
xiyangxixia,kaochuangdeshuzhuoshangyitaipodianshanyaotouhuangnaodetuchuzhenzhenrefeng。
linhaoguangzhebangzitangzaichuangshang,manyanmimang,hunshenshihan。
我是谁?
这是哪儿?
zijimingmingyijingyanleqi,weishenmehuizaizheier?
tahuanhuanzuoleqilai,mangrandedaliangzhefangjianlideyiqie。
fangjianbuda,qiangtixuebai,qiangjiaozhizheyigehuaban,shangmianshiyifuhaimeiyouwanchengdejingwusumiao。kaochuangshiyizhanglaojiushuzhuo,tade**xiamianshiyizhangdanrenmuchuang。
huoran,tadenaohailiyongjinlezheifuqutidequanbujiyi...
linhao,nan,19sui,chunheshidishizhongxuegaosanxuesheng;fuqinlinqingsheng,linchanggongren,yixiagangduonian;muqinlixiue,13nianqianyinaizhengqushi。
tamingbaile,zijijingransihouchuanyuele,talaidaoleyigemoshengdepingxingshijie,erzheifuqutiyejiaolinhao。
19suideshenti,42suidexin,haizhenshiqipadezuhe。
tazuozaineilixianshihaoyizhendebuzhisuocuo,liangjiucaijianjianjieshoulexianshi。
shengqian,tashigeluopodejianpanshou,16suijiuzaiwutingbanzou,houlaigenzhexuetouzoubianzuguodajiangnanbei;32suidingjuzhongzhou,zhoumozaiqinxingjiaoxue,wanshanghunjiyuyechangchanggedanqin;40suineinianshenhuanguai,zaibingtashangzhemoleliangniancaiyanxialezuihouyikouqi。
tacenghongyanwushu,pengyoubiantianxia,yanqiqiansuiyouzhongduohaoyoupeibanchuangqian,danzhongjiuhaishichenguichentuguitu…
哎!
yishengzhangtan,yeba,jilaizhizeanzhi。
doushuodanxinghaoshi,mowenqiancheng,kanlaicangtianshiyouyande,talaorenjiayidingzhidaozijiqianshisuiranhundejiongpo,danyejingchangjuankuanxianxuezuojinhaoshi,suoyicaihuijilezijiyicizhongxinlaiguodejihui。
jiruci,hebuhaohaohuoyici?
linhaokanleyiyanshuzhuoshangdejixienaozhong,18dian05fen。
“糟了!”
jinwanshigaosanbiyewenyihuiyan,shijianyijingguole。
taxiachuangzhaoleyiquanyemeikanjianjingzi,benlaihaixiangkankanzijixianzaidemoyang,suanle!tataoshangbaisehanshanheqiuxiejiuchulemen,loudaoliyouyiliangshifenganjingdejiuerbazixingche,meiyoushangsuo,tahenzirandituizhejiuwangchuzou。
第十中学大礼堂。
yanchuyijingkaishile...
linhaomantoudahan,zhongyuzhaodaolezijibanjiweizhi,tamaozheyaoshunzheyipaipaidatuiwangliji,yinlaihaoyizhenbuman。
zhiyoubanzhurenchenshenglishenbianhaiyougekongwei,tazhihaoyingzhetoupizuoleguoqu,chenshengliniutoukanjianleta,bumandehengleyisheng。
舞台上。
从头尬到尾的相声;
gesongbanzhurendesanjuban;
dongzuozhengqibuhuayideminzuwu;
liandanerhuadexianghou**yiyangdenannvshengerzhongchang;
......
duiyulinhaolaishuo,kanzheizhongjiemujianzhijiushiyizhongcanwurendaodezhemo。
zuoguyoupan,taaigequguanchazijideneixietongbantongxue,yiyiduiyingxunzhaozhejiyilidemingzi;tafaxiancongzijijinlaikaishi,zuozaishenbiandebanzhurenchenshenglijiuzaibutingdekanbiao。
buyihuier,chenshengliniutouwenwenyiweiyuanzhangsisi:“liyiboshenmeqingkuang?zenmexianzaihaimeidao?”
zhangsisichuanzheminzuwufuzhuang,lianshangdenongzhuangbeihanshuipohuaideyouxiehua,kanyangziyinggaishitiaowankaichangwuhuilaide。
tayeshimanliandejiaoji,“woyebuzhidaoya,xiawucaipaideshihouhaihaohaodeni!”
“haiyoujigejiemu?”chenshengliwen。
“十三个。”
陈胜利不说话了。
youguolelianggejiemu,tahezhangsisidoukaishibushidewangdamenkouzhangwang。
liyiboshitamengaosansanbandewenyigugan,tadejitadanchangquanxiaozhiming、fensihenduo,meiciwenyihuiyandoushitalaiyazhou。
jiemuhaizaijixuzhe,linhaoyijingshihunhunyushui。
buxing!bunengzaidengle!chenshenglicaleyibaetoushangdehan,xiadinglejuexin。
“zhangsisi,nishiwenyiweiyuan,nishuo,sheinengtiliyibo?”taduizhangsisishuo。
zhangsisijiaojidao:“meile,zhenmeile,sheidoubukenengdaitiliyibo!chuleta,zanbanzaizhaogehuidanjitadedoumeiyou!”
“cuozilibadagedoubabuchulai?”chenshenglijile,shengyinbuyouzizhudaleqilai。
linhaobeitazheiyisangzihanxingle。
zhangsisikuxiao,yiduiaicuozi,basheiya?
“zenmeban?zenmeban?zheigeliyibo,zenmejiuzheimebukaopu!”chenshenglijidezhinaotaweishubuduodetoufa。
“niwenwen,aigewenwen,sheinengbiaoyangejiemu,nashoudedouxing!”chenshenglishuowan,youzhaobuleyiju,“zuihaoshijitadanchang!kuai,kuaiqu!”
zhangsisizhihaowunaidezhanleqilai,tazoudaoguodaoshangyipaipaidewanghouzou,yadilesangziwenhoumiandetongxue,jieguomeiyigerenzhanchulai。
huilaiyihou,talazhekuqiangduichenshenglishuo:“laoshi,zazhengya?zhenmeiyou!”
banlizheixietongxuetatailejiele,zheigejieguozaojiuxiangdaole,sihaodoubugandaoyiwai。
chenshenglitanzailezuoyishang,xianggexieleqidepiqiu。
wanle!mingtianzijijiangshitongshimenchaoxiaodeduixiang,tafangfoyijingkanjianleyibanlilaoshineifuchaofengdechouezuilian。
zheishi,yigeshengyinxiangleqilai:“laoshi,yaobu——woshishi?”
chenshenglihezhangsisimianseyixi,lianmangniutouqukan,jianshilinhaoyihou,liangzhanglianshunjianjiulalexialai。
zhangsisicuileyikou,“linhao,shashihoule,nihaikaiwanxiao?”
houmianyixietongxueyetingjianlelinhaodehua。
“linhao,nikeladaoba,changgexianglanghaoside!”
“mashuainikebiemaitailang,langhaoyebitachanggehaoting...”
“jiushi,shangcizanmenquchangkalaok,tajiubaluchuanerderendouchangpaole!”
“kuai,gankuaijiwozhaotuanmianhua,yihuierwodesaizhuerduo!”
“......”
linhaokanbanzhurenzheimezheji,zhishixiangbangbangmangeryi,cishijiantongxuemenzheigetaidu,tayiliandemengbi。
shenmeqingkuang?zijichanggezheimenantingma?weishenmejiyiliwanquanganshoubudao?nandaoshizheifupinangyiliuxialaideziworenzhibuzu?yilianchuandeyiwenrangtaduizijidouchanshengleshenshendehuaiyi。
chenshengli“hu”deyixiazhanleqilai,tashigeaipangdezhongniannanren,daizheyifulaoshideheisebiankuangjinshijing。
tamanlianyansudezhuanshenkanxianglezijibandexueshengmen,huiwuzhepanghuhudeshouqifendao:“yigegedejiuhuishuofenglianghua,yaobushizhangsisihaiyougekaichangwu,wojiuchengleguanggansiling!diubudiuren?”
“nimenhaiyaodianlianbu?haihaoyisixiao?haihaoyisishuorenjialinhaochangdenanting?”
“shi!linhaochanggeshihennanting!danrenjianengyonggandezhanchulai,renjiayouhanweibanjirongyudexin!nimenni?nimenyouma?youma?”
tingzhebanzhurendexunhua,linhaolaohuaidawei,pinpindiantou,haishilaoshidongzijiya!kedangtatingdaozuihoujijuhua,yikoulaoxuechadianjiupenchulai。
“zhangsisi,baliyibodejitajilinhao!”chenshengliduqisidefenfuzhangsisi。
zhangsisiyouyule,tajiajiuzhuzailinhaojiaduimen,congxiaodaoda,tingguotawushucidecanhao。neixietongxuemenshuodebudui,linhaochanggebushinanting...
那是相当难听!
tachangwanyizhengshouge,buhuiyouyijuzaidiaoshang!zheiyeshiyounandude,yibanrenzuobudao,danlinhaozuodeshifenwanmei,wuxiekeji。
rangtashangqujueduishiyichangzainan!
第十中学的灾难!
huanghujian,tafangfokanjianlequanchangshishengzhengxiankonghoubenpaotaonandechangjing...
wangyouxiangbeiwenrouquanyangdianping:《linhaochuanyuebianmingxing》xiedetaihaole,taiwenroule。xiangyishouxiaoxiaodeqingge,changjinleaiqingdequzhehewenre。
wangyouxinzhiweiyirenpengpaidianping:zuozhelaozeigongdikejianfeifan,kanzheibenshulinhaochuanyuebianmingxing,rangwoyouyizhongxiangyizhikanxiaqudechongdong,zuotianwanshangfaxiandezheibenshu,yiwanshangmeishui,wojiangzheibenshukanwan,zhendehenjingcai,xiwangzuozheduoduonuli,duoduogengxin。
                
                                林浩穿越变明星